Category Archives: The WTF? Files

And this vindicates “creation science” HOW?

Giving new definition to the term “God botherer”, we have the luvverly folks at “GodTube”, who think it’s not enough to merely broadcast themselves; they have themselves conflated with “Him”:Strangely, though, there’s nary a biblical reference in this video treatise. … Continue reading

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My Beautiful Mommy needs a shrink, not a surgeon

There are all kinds of sensitive issues begging to be covered by a children’s book. Is this one of them, or is it just another sad sign of times gone mad? Dr. Michael Salzhauer said so many moms brought kids … Continue reading

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Katherine Harris phones in

Sam Seder gets a drunken dialer from a former Florida secretary of State:

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Doctor, how did this spray can get up my ass?

Who’s dumber here, the drunken can-stuffer, or the doctors who YouTubed his subsequent operation to remove the foreign object from his rectum? You tell me… A Philippine hospital recommended penalties Friday, including possible dismissal, for three doctors and a nurse … Continue reading

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Televen has a cow, man

From the But We’re Doing It For The Children! files: Venezuela has forced U.S. cartoon “The Simpsons” off its airwaves, calling the show a potentially bad influence on children, and filled its morning slot with reruns of the beach-and-bikini show … Continue reading

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Oh, how I wish this were true.

Sadly, it’s an April Fools joke.Would be brilliant if it were for real, though.

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The French are, ‘ow you say…

…très different from the Americans when it comes to public-service ads. They take health a lot more seriously than they do censorship, and they certainly believe in making sure the kiddies are thoroughly informed. Le voici, c’est le gai:The bit … Continue reading

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Say, aren’t you supposed to be dead?

Yeah, right…April Fool!

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Freedom is on the march!

Well, at least on Iraqi TV…where the local chapter of the Flat Earth Society is finally free to speak its mind:…and you are finally free to laugh your ass off at them. Especially when you consider what great strides in … Continue reading

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I got your gratitude right here, Pat…

Pat Buchanan is always good for shits ‘n’ giggles, if your idea of shits ‘n’ giggles is blatant racism, ethocentrism, xenophobia and general kookoobananarama. It’s a mystery to me why this guy gets any media play at all, but I’ve … Continue reading

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