Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Team Black vs. Team Orange

Posted on October 31, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Just in time for Halloween, kitties in the colors of the day are moshing all over a Double Wedding Ring quilt:I don’t know who won, and I don’t care. Too busy laughing my ass off. Happy Halloween, and please–in all … Continue reading →

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Forget “islamofascism”–what about REAL fascist terrorism?

Posted on October 17, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Leave it to the Socialist Worker to get all worked up about this. Where was the rest of the fucking media? Off screwing the pooch again, of course. I mean, what else is there to do on a slow news … Continue reading →

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A man, a plan, a canal–NICARAGUA?

Posted on October 5, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Hey wait…that’s not a palindrome. Damn. Uh, I believe this would fall under the general heading of WTF??? Nicaragua, one of the poorest countries in Latin America, plans to construct a $20bn rival to the Panama canal to enable the … Continue reading →

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Boy bands suck in any language

Posted on August 4, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Don’t believe me? I have proof. First of all, a very lame German trio singing (???) “Where are you, my sunshine?” With a lisp that makes me cringe. Then, the hilarious rebuttal.

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Mixed nuts, with a few bolts thrown in for good measure

Posted on August 1, 2006 by Sabina Becker

My best friend’s been on a roll lately. He’s sent me several hilarious URLs. Let’s see if I can blog them all: First, the hatemail the intelligent creator of the Flying Spaghetti Monster gets for his audacious assault on all … Continue reading →

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One more good reason to sleep in

Posted on July 28, 2006 by Sabina Becker

As if you needed one.Yeek.

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Give it up for Winnebago Man!

Posted on July 16, 2006 by Sabina Becker

And please, put this potty-mouthed pitchman out of his goddamn fuckin’ piece of shit misery. Buy a mini-Winni today!

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REALLY pissing Jesus off

Posted on July 12, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Can you believe this? Friends and family lauded as a devout Christian and family leader the man who built Enron into an international energy powerhouse before its collapse in the biggest corporate scandal of its time. Lay’s stepson David Herrold … Continue reading →

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Phone calls from the dead

Posted on July 11, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Or in this case, the brain-dead. Last night, on his Air America call-in show, Mike Malloy got a real winner. This dude was clearly strung out on some kind of speed, because he couldn’t (or wouldn’t) stop gibbering! Here’s the … Continue reading →

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Make those hellfires extra hot now

Posted on July 6, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Just heard the news at the top of the hour on Air America. Seems Kenny Boy, even in death, has managed to skate away from justice: Former Enron CEO Ken Lay maintained throughout his fraud and conspiracy trial that he … Continue reading →

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