Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one, as usual, to Donnie Drumpf, who retweeted a shitty meme and got its creator in some well-deserved hot water. Sic semper imbecilis, motherfucker. And here’s who else is in the soup this … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy Canada Day to my home and native land. And an especially crappy one to Donnie, who’s just bleeding out his ears and his eyes and his wherever from that bad facelift he had. … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And an especially crappy one to Donnie, whose growing legal woes are going to be even more painful to watch than his ass in tennis shorts. Know what isn’t painful, but ought to be? Teh Stoopid. And … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to Crooked Donnie, who’s looking more hunted by the minute. And he is, but not for witchcraft. No, it’s obstruction of justice they’re on him for, and that’s probably what will do … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And how about them Comey hearings? If this doesn’t put the nails in Donnie’s coffin, I don’t know what will. And look who else is getting nailed this week…in no particular order: 1. Phil Fucking Stair. No, … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Here, have a nice big cup of covfefe. Yes, it’s lukewarm and mucky, and full of floating black gritty things. But trust me and drink up. You’re gonna need it to get through this week’s wankers. And … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to dear ol’ Donnie, whose impeachment inches ever closer, and who shuffles with Ridicule ever nipping at his heels. And this week, it got so many bites in, from the fact that … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to the late unlamented Roger Fucking Ailes, may he rot in hell. He will be eternally reviled. But at least his cursed name will never be listed here again. These people, on … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And what a crappy week it’s been. Teh Stoopid has not only broken out all over the place, it’s erupted…like a bad case of boils. I’m not even going to list the main cause of it all … Continue reading →