RoboCons: the ultimate professional agitators

Two little items, both related. First up, from the National Pest, we learn that a certain SupposiTory who “won” by unfair means is stomping his widdle feet and suing to keep a trophy to which he is not entitled:

A Conservative whose election to the Commons was overturned by a Toronto judge says he’ll take the case to the Supreme Court of Canada.

Ted Opitz won the Toronto seat of Etobicoke Centre by just 26 votes over Liberal Borys Wrzesnewskyj.

The loser went to court, claiming procedural irregularities.

An Ontario Superior Court judge found that Elections Canada officials made clerical errors at the polls.

The judge threw out 79 votes and overturned the final result.

Opitz says election results should be respected and he will ask the Supreme Court to decide the matter.

A false election result should be “respected”? No, Ted, sorry. Democracy doesn’t work that way.

And democracy, it seems, is the real thorn in the collective side of all the SupposiTories now:

Stephen Harper’s Conservatives are asking a court to dismiss legal bids for new elections in seven ridings because, they say, the group financing this is full of “professional agitators” who hate Tories and want to topple the government.

They’re fighting an effort by nine individuals who are seeking new ballots in seven closely fought federal ridings where it’s alleged that misleading robo-calls or other harassing phone messages interfered with fair elections.

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The Conservatives alleges the left-leaning Council of Canadians, which is underwriting the legal challenges of seven ridings where Tories won, is guided by “antipathy … towards the Conservative Party” and a desire to see the NDP take power.

“The true applicant, the Council, is an activist group with a long-standing animus against the Conservative Party,” the Tory motion says.

“The Council’s motive in sponsoring the applications is to attack its political enemy, the Conservative Party, rather than assisting citizens in asserting … legitimate legal rights.”

Like, oh, say, a full, fair, free democratic vote without interference from illegal robocalls? Last time I looked, that WAS a legitimate legal right. And good on the Council of Canadians for fighting for it.

As for that “they hate us because we won” whine, well, it’s kind of hard to like a “winner” who got there illegitimately, and who fights tooth and nail to let illegalities stand. I’d say all Canadians who care about our democracy have a damn good reason to hate anyone who stands in its way…or who tries to rig it in their own favor.

Gotta hand it to the Harper Government™ and its SupposiTories: the only thing they do better than sore losing is insecure “winning”. Unfortunately, they suck at everything else. Especially popular, democratic governance.

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Two Ecuadorable items

First up, some excellent video from this past week, when Julian Assange interviewed the president of Ecuador, Rafael Correa, for his RT/Wikileaks talk show:

And then, germane to the subjects touched on in the Assange interview, this item from Contrainjerencia:

The president of Ecuador, Rafael Correa, assured today that in his country, human rights are respected, and this fact was recognized this week in the headquarters of the United Nations, in Geneva.

“Ecuador was not only applauded, we received a standing ovation,” said Correa in reference to the recent session of the UN human rights counsel during a weekly report, broadcast on Saturday.

The president condemned the publication of a supposed lack of free expression and allusion to criminalization of social protest by a sector of the Ecuadorian private media.

“Now they don’t know what to say, they keep doing the same ridiculous thing. The nation knows what’s changing in this country, and history will know it too, in case any doubt remains. We have to put things clearly in their proper place and recognize what this process of Citizen Revolution is, and what is the role of certain corrupt media,” Correa commented.

Correa affirmed that while the country is making gains in freedom and equal opportunities and real political rights for all Ecuadorians, oligarchic groups are trying to use citizens in service of their own privileges and interests.

The president pointed out that in certain Ecuadorian news outlets, it was repeatedly printed in large letters that there is no freedom of expression, in an attempt to spread that notion to the rest of the world.

“Thank God nobody believes them now, because our country received an ovation in Geneva for its advances in human rights,” Correa said.

Correa revealed that the data presented in Switzerland were corroborated and in many instances gathered by those same international organizations.

[…]

Vice-president Lenín Moreno, who presided over the official delegation to the UN forum, revealed that the “trophies” of his country in this battle are a reduction of unemployment to 4.2 percent, and of underemployment to 44 percent, the lowest figures ever registered in Ecuador’s history, along with other social advances.

Translation mine.

Advances in employment and human rights…literacy, health, welfare…a standing ovation in the UN. And NO CENSORSHIP, as evidenced by the irony of big headlines claiming there’s no freedom of expression! Strange achievements indeed for a “dictator” that the elites, private media and US embassy are trying to overthrow. Nothing like the tyranny of a good example!

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Music for a Sunday: I’m never in the dark…

…’cause my heart keeps me well informed:

Undoubtedly my favorite Robert Palmer song, with its cool instrumentals, introverted theme, and weirdly wonderful, recombinant-DNA lyrics.

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Wankers of the Week: A fenceful of dumbass

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Crappy weekend, everyone! And a special Memorial Day weekend shout-out to all my good readers in the US. Ghad, you people have a lot of remembering to do down there in the United States of Amnesia. Fret not, because I remember all too well who wanked this week…and in no particular order, here they come:

1. Charles Fucking Worley. Apparently he thinks that not only are queerfolk incapable of breeding (ha! ha! HA! sez I), they’re also incapable of digging their way out of his dream Final Solution: a Nazi-style concentration camp for the fabulous.

2. Alan Fucking Dershowitz. Gotta hand it to the Dersh, there’s nary a legal issue that he couldn’t plant himself firmly on the wrong side of. In this case, to try the murderer of Trayvon Martin…or rather, NOT to try him. Yes, he actually went there. And this shyster calls himself a liberal?

3. Andy Fucking Gipson. No, gays should NOT be put to death with blood on their heads. But homophobes who claim scriptural justification should be. Especially if their heads are greased with Brylcreem.

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4. Conrad Fucking Black. Excuse me, Lord Blah-Blah, but I fail to see what is a “cheap shot” about Thomas Mulcair just telling it like it is. You renounced your Canadian citizenship to join the British House of Lords — remember? You are a virtually lifelong, career criminal — remember? Stop threatening to sue people for telling the truth about you. Stop whining about your “stigma” — you’ve EARNED it, and it is all that you’ve earned. And fuck off back to the House of Lords…if they’ll have you!

5. Sarah Fucking Palin. Yes, the Quitbull is still irrelevant, and still blissfully unaware of it. And hey, as long as FUX Snooze is stupid enough to pay her to give dumb soundbite, why wouldn’t she be? But even though Mittens is clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer, I think he’s gonna hesitate to take political advice from such an obvious loser. Especially when said advice is “Go Rogue!” We all know how that worked out for her, eh?

6. Timothy Fucking Dolan. No, Barack Obama is NOT “choking” Catholics with anything. The majority of Catholic women are enthusiastic users of birth control, and no doubt enthusiastic supporters of anything which would make it more affordable to them. If anybody is choking them, it’s the church…with its outdated notions about how life begins and what women’s roles should be.

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7. Daryl Fucking Metcalfe. Get ready, Pennsylvania…thanks to this asshole, your local Planned Parenthood is going to be on the receiving end of a major moneybomb in 5…4…3…2…

8. George Fucking Tierney, Jr. Kiss your daddy with that mouth, Junior? PS: Ha, ha. And good luck scrubbing your bad reputation off the Internets. You EARNED it, bucko! (Also, good luck finding a lawyer. Most of them are deeply averse to representing total fucking whackjobs.)

9. Cynthia Fucking Dunbar. Awwww, did your widdle fetal heartbeat anti-choice law fall down and go boom? Poor widdle theocrats, my heart bleeds. (Well, no. Not really. Mwahahahahaha.)

10. Mark Fucking Traina. Nice to know that after so many decades of civil rights activism and lawmaking, Jim Crow is still alive and well, and working as a school psychologist in Louisiana. One with shockingly poor writing skills, at that.

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11. Sarah Fucking Burge. Anderson Cooper doesn’t often lose his shit, but when he does, it’s with publicity-seeking idiots like this self-styled wannabe “Human Barbie”, who is doing her level best to ensure that her young daughter inherits her mama’s horrific case of body dysmorphic disorder. She’s spending ridiculous amounts of money on fostering a little girl’s self-loathing, instead of putting that cash toward something that will actually benefit her as an adult, like, oh, say, AN EDUCATION. Can you blame him for kicking her off his show?

12. Andrew Fucking Coyne. The National Pest‘s stuffed-shirt conservahack really outdid himself this week, when he tried to pooh-pooh a grassroots protest as a “thrilling attempt to cripple democracy”. This as the Québec government is the one actually doing the crippling — or rather, trying to and failing. Sort of like the hack in question, whose idea of “democracy” is strangely similar to fascism. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength…where have we heard all this before? Tune in next week, when Topsy-Turvy Andy will try (most eloquently, no doubt) to convince us that black is white, wrong is right, day is night, and so on. I can’t wait to see how he backpedals on this one.

13. Andrew Fucking Prescott. Sorry, Monsieur Poutine, but I’m not “stuck on stupid”, YOU are. Nobody is buying your dumb denials and lame excuses. We know you did it. And no, nobody is “moving on” from a blatant ELECTION THEFT, at least not until every last culprit, including YOU, is behind bars. And I frankly don’t give a fiddler’s fuck if you were ordered to steal the election for Stephen Fucking Harper, Marty Fucking Burke or whomever. You had a free choice to do the right thing, and you fucking blew it. And no, your God is not a legally defensible justification for any of what you did. God does not order criminals to subvert democracy. You, sir, are a criminal. See you and your puppet masters in Millhaven!

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14. Trent Fucking Franks. Teh Stoopid is strong with this one. Fortunately, so too is the Schadenfreude.

15. Brad Fucking Fischetti. I have no idea who this nimnul is, but apparently he used to be in one of those generic boy-bands. And now he’s a sidewalk harasser at abortion clinics, praying for the patients to “choose life”. Uh, Brad? Those who go there ARE choosing life. THEIR life. Now get one of your own, and leave them alone!

16. Dan Fucking Gainor. Who told this yutz that movies had a duty to inculcate right-wing “values”? And really, what kind of “values” are girls supposed to learn from fictional chicks who marry vampires? And what the hell does all that have to do with a movie about Beat poets? Dude, if actual culture (as opposed to the pseudo-culture of the Twilight series) offends you, get the fuck out of Dodge.

17. Robert G. Fucking Marshall. “Sodomy” is “not a civil right”? Tell that to all the straight married people who do it! (Does anybody have an educated guess as to what HIS closet fetish is? Ha, ha, ha.)

18. John Fucking Edwards. No, flirting with the jury won’t get your ass off the hook. Sorry!

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19. Silvio Fucking Berlusconi. Of course he wanted a burlesque dancer to dress up like His Barackness. Ol’ Bunga-Bunga is kinky that way!

20. Stacey Fucking Pritchard. Oh look, it’s one of #1’s minions — er, parishioners — defending his shit. This is why you fail, North Carolina. And this is why you are doomed to go on failing until every last one of your inbred hillbillies dies out. It won’t take an electric fence to help THEM die out, though; maladaptation alone will do that.

21. Justin Fucking Bieber. “Doing real stuff sucks”, all right…but it must suck even worse to be him. He might make his first billion before he turns twenty, but no one over 12 will ever take him seriously. Not even if he lives to be a hundred.

22. Rob Fucking Ford. Some say he’s cut his workload; others say he’s playing hooky. I think he’s throwing a petulant snit. I wonder how much longer he plans on holding his breath, and how long it will take for his big red face to turn blue.

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And finally, to all you lawn-order morans calling for a harsh crackdown on the demonstrators in Québec. You DO realize, do you not, that what you are calling for is fascism? And you DO also realize, I hope, that you’re contributing to a resurgence of separatist sentiment? Oh wait…you DON’T? Quel surprise. You really don’t think very much, do you? Thought not. And that, cons de merde, is precisely your problem. One that will come back to bite you, sooner rather than later.

Good night, and get fucked!

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Festive Left Friday Blogging Too: Casserole protest in Montréal

A beautifully shot music video of the pot-banger that’s making the rounds of the Internets as of this afternoon, according to the HuffyPo.

This is the kind of protest they call a cacerolazo in Latin America…literally, a “big one with casserole pots”! And yes, it IS big, with close to half a million people turning out to protest against Law 78, Jean Charest’s draconian anti-protest law that was supposed to get students off the street, back into the classrooms, and back into debt like good little sheeple.

Well, that move was an Epic Fail. The protest is much bigger than just the student population, as you can see in the video, where marchers of all ages come together. Everyone’s willing to risk arrest…or defy it, as the case may be. How many cops will it take to arrest nearly half a million angry students and residents? Anyone taking bets?

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Aló Presidente turns 13!

A brief look back at the first episode of Chavecito’s call-in TV/radio show, Aló Presidente. On Venezuelanalysis, Mexican philosopher Fernando Buen Abad tells us why this show is so significant, and why it needs to go further:

Perhaps one of the programme’s greatest strengths is its capacity to organise and its utilisation as a televised space for education and training. It is a gift of political clarity and a pool of humanist thought, with talking, singing and contemplation; reflecting on love, studying public stories, demanding more work and attention from public functionaries and ministers. Alo Presidente continues to be a space for political action which allows us to dream up projects and obliges us to deliver results.

Alo Presidente has managed to achieve something unprecedented, and this makes it the object of serious study, an example in the global arena and a school for social communication which we must develop. We should multiply it in other forms of media and in other ways. Alo Presidente should be more international and be reproduced in embassies and in any other forms of media that we can reach. It is urgent for Venezuela to realise the fundamental role which the Bolivarian Revolution plays on the world stage, and urgent that the world knows what the Bolivarian Revolution has built.

In the array of things that the Alo Presidente has brought to the history of the media is its strength as a critical and self-critical force. Going against all the media operations which strive to accuse Venezuela of stifling “freedom of expression,” Alo Presidente is a guarantee of freedom of expression, as well as stimulating it, even with regards to some of the most unthinkable topics. Freedom of expression for socialist thought is one of its greatest achievements. This is a huge gift which has helped us reach the whole world. Alo Presidente has matured and become even more popular and more commanding in the war against bureaucratisation, as well as leading in the production of the most powerful content in Venezuelan and Latin American political life.

Así es.

Aló Presidente is democracy at its most direct; callers can get immediate action, with Chavecito often giving his ministers orders to look into pressing situations on the spot. It’s a far cry from the old, Puntofijista notion of “democracy”, in which decisions were made behind closed doors, and often only publicized when the disaster, like the IMF’s riot-sparking deal with Carlos Andrés Pérez, was a fait accompli. Now the Venezuelan people have a taste for direct action and direct democracy, and they’re not about to give it up for a roll back to the same old, same old…even behind a supposedly “younger face”. Little wonder, then, that Chavecito is a shoo-in for this October’s federal elections.

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Quotable: George Orwell on poverty and religiosity

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Clip ‘n’ Save: A portable Mitt Romney debunker

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Fascism in Québec: What the major media won’t tell you

Fortunately, ordinary citizens are stepping up to do what our lovely lamestream media can’t. Namely, report what is going on with some sense of honesty, and zero crapaganda:

Incidentally, this fascism is failing. BADLY.

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Piñera’s disgusting doubletalk on education

“I too am Inca…INCApable of governing!”

Anyone out there still think running a government like a business is a good idea? Then know this: A billionaire businessman is in charge of Chile, and the country is suffering badly under him. In particular, Chilean students are being robbed of their future by high-cost, low-quality education. But what’s really galling is Sebastián Piñera’s intelligence-insulting excuse for why an education in Chile costs so much while accomplishing so little:

This Monday, the 21st of May, the president of Chile, Sebastián Piñera, gave his third annual accounting before the Congress of the Nation, during which he ruled out making education free — a key demand of the student movement.

“We know that some are proposing free education for all, and not only those most vulnerable and the needy of the middle class. Frankly, in a country with so many shortages and inequalities as ours, it is neither just nor appropriate that the State, with the resources of all Chileans, finance the education of the most favored,” said Piñera.

Translation mine.

I can hear some of you starting up already: “But Bina, he’s saying education is free for those who can’t pay, and that only those who can pay should be charged for it! What’s so bad about that?”

Well, gee. When you put it that way…

Oh, who are we kidding here? You haven’t heard the rest of it yet. Here goes another gob of my translation:

The president urged the parliament to approve the legal projects handed down by the Executive, including educational reforms which include a new system of credits for university education, “available to all students with an annual interest rate of two percent,” said Piñera, adding that “this new system will be administered by the State, replacing the banks”.

Piñera also asked that the parliament approve the Tax Reform, opposed by the students, which will allow “the increase of the Education budget, scholarships, and the creation of education centres of excellence”. This reform implies that the annual tax revenue will increase from $700 million (US) to $1billion.

Did you get that? Higher taxes for what basically amounts to window dressing. And the State university credit system “replacing the banks”! How generous…except that the State can still charge 2% interest. Running education like a bank is not reform, it’s a step backward into usury. Hardly the stuff of which a robust public educational system is made!

And in case you’re wondering in what kind of atmosphere el señor presidente Piñera made these remarks:

The Chilean president gave his speech in the midst of strong protests outside the legislative assembly building, located in the central city of Valparaiso.

Chilean students and workers marched through the streets of Valparaiso, to congregate in front of the parliament building. The demonstration was convoked by the Chilean University Students’ Federation (FECH), the Unitary Workers’ Union (CUT), the National Association of Fiscal Workers (ANEF), and the Confederation of Copper Workers.

“We want to put an end to the political legacy of the dictatorship of Augusto Pinochet, which the Concertación government and that of President Piñera have continued,” said Gabriel Boric, the president of FECH, who spoke alongside the vice-president of the student organization, Camila Vallejo.

The demands of the demonstrators were all related to the theme of education, which as been the weak spot in Piñera’s administration. The student uprisings have demanded free, high-quality education.

The president of the College of Teachers, Jaime Gajardo, said that he urges Chile to advance in free education, for an end to lucre in the teaching system, and for the de-municipalization of high schools for the sake of creating less anarchy in the education of citizens.

The demonstrators also demand a salary raise in accordance with the high cost of living. The CUT is calling for a minimum salary of 250,000 pesos ($515 US), over the current rate of 182,000 pesos ($375 US).

So now you can see not only how poorly received Piñera’s proposals are, but also why. A tax increase but no salary increase? Interest on student tuition? Even the modest-sounding rate of 2% is going to squeeze an already stretched-to-the-limit average Chilean household budget to the breaking point. Students will be forced to abandon their education because they simply can’t afford it. And in an economy like Chile’s, which is highly resource-dependent, that spells bad news. There are only so many labor jobs to go around, and there too, there are shortages. (Piñera himself admitted as much earlier on, funnily enough. He even used the dreaded s-word!)

The only thing that can help to break this downward spiral of poverty is education…free, high-quality education, the very kind the Chilean student demonstrators, who are of high-school and university age, are demanding. And the very thing which Piñera, from his out-of-touch viewpoint as a transplanted business executive, is so slow to understand.

The only heartening thing about this whole sorry mess is that the students and workers aren’t taking any of it lying down. Much like their counterparts in Québec, they are determined to stay a thorn in an unpopular leader’s flesh, even at this hard time:

Meanwhile, in the central-southern city of Concepción, regional social organizations staged a march and speeches of their own in the Plaza de la Independencia, calling it “Cuenta Pública Popular” (Popular Public Accounting). The project reflects the joint work of all the social movements of the zone.

“The most important thing we can emphasize is the founding of a working round table of unionists, students and general population. We expect to meet again on May 26, in order to start empowering a referent together, and to lay down political lines,” announced the president of the student federation of the University of Concepción, Recaredo Gálvez, who accuses the Chilean government of governing for the business sector and the permanence of the ruling class.

“The Government remains a slave of the market, remains at the service of the big business owners, and this is what we are going to show. We already know that the Government is completely incapable of handing down any kind of solution, so now we have to unmask the business interests who are behind it, who are generating oppression and labor repression. It also generates accumulation in the sectors of education, housing and health, and those are the ones that have to be exposed to all public opinion in light of what we’re doing,” Gálvez added.

And if you think they’re up against anything insurmountable, the last paragraph is the kicker:

Sebastián Piñera’s popularity rating remains at the lowest levels of any Chilean president since the return to democracy in 1990, according to the latest survey results published by Adimark. Only 26% of Chileans support the presidency of Piñera.

No doubt those 26% are all from the traditional ruling class of Chile. It’s hard to imagine anyone in the middle and working classes supporting a man who is out to rob them all in the name of running Chile like a business!

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