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Heroes for Today: The world’s awesomest 15-year-old
His first name is Barnaby, he was in the British student demonstrations, and he was “kettled”, much like the G-20 protesters in Toronto last summer. And he is not intimidated in the least. He’s defiant, he’s eloquent, and he’s just fantastic. He’s also the real face of things to come. Justin Bieber, eat your heart out.
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In which we “smear” Julian Assange’s accuser

Well, poor Naomi Wolf–who is serious about issues of rape and withdrawn consent–just can’t catch a break for mocking a few of the many absurdities of this case. Other feminists were quick to pile onto her, accusing her of “trivializing rape”. Instead of looking at the peculiarities of the Wikileaks timeline and admitting that this is a disproportionate response to a charge formerly considered too weak even to prosecute, they accused her of smearing the alleged victim of one of the alleged attacks.But what if the alleged victim is not so innocent? What if the alleged attack is part of an elaborate set-up?We already know that the more prominent woman in question, Anna Ardin, has some very interesting CIA ties. And we know that just around the time the first alleged rape occurred, she tweeted enthusiastically about Assange:I see that Julian Assange is accused of having consensual sex with two women, in one case using a condom that broke. I understand, from the alleged victims’ complaints to the media, that Assange is also accused of texting and tweeting in the taxi on the way to one of the women’s apartments while on a date, and, disgustingly enough, ‘reading stories about himself online’ in the cab.Both alleged victims are also upset that he began dating a second woman while still being in a relationship with the first. (Of course, as a feminist, I am also pleased that the alleged victims are using feminist-inspired rhetoric and law to assuage what appears to be personal injured feelings. That’s what our brave suffragette foremothers intended!).
I screen-capped those from here.These tweets give no indication that anything untoward had happened. I ran them past my friend Anthony, who lives in Malmö, for a Swede’s-eye view. Here’s what he said:
Ardin later deleted those tweets and locked down her blog. But let’s suppose for the sake of argument that you’re convinced that Anna Ardin is just being smeared, and rape trivialized, and so on. The timing? Just a coincidence! The known CIA ties? How dare you play guilt-by-association! Rape is real, how dare “Naomi Effin’ Wolf” make fun of it?No one, least of all Naomi Wolf, is disputing that rape is real, or that victim-smearing is a dirty tactic, a re-victimization on no uncertain terms. What is being disputed here is the case against Julian Assange, which is pitifully weak and certainly doesn’t warrant the involvement of Interpol. If it did, legions of human-rights abusers who used rape as a weapon of war would be behind bars by now, rotting deservedly away. You’d think Interpol could easily bust those bastards at Dyncorp, who openly bought child sex slaves in Bosnia and Afghanistan for the raping pleasure of their contractors. (That latter exposé, BTW, comes to the media courtesy of Wikileaks!)Naomi Wolf was making fun not of rape, but of what is obviously an exceedingly stupid manhunt. And while her tone may be a bit too flip for some people’s liking, she’s not wrong to laugh at the transparent idiocy of it all. I do too, and so do plenty of other feminists who’ve been following the Wikileaks saga with interest. Oh, wouldn’t it be lovely if Interpol DID chase down every dick who’d ever wronged us? I’ve got a couple of real lulus for them myself. Let’s make a crayfish party out of this shit. You bring the wine, I’ll bring the cheese. Share yer stories, girls!And if that’s not ludicrous enough, how about this? We are being asked to believe that two obviously strong women–Anna Ardin, a professed feminist who works for gender equity, and Sofia Wilen, with whom she banded together later to press charges, could not track down Julian Assange to ask him to gThe 8/14 tweet caught my attention; Anna wrote that Julian wanted to attend a crayfish party, so she wondered if there were any open seats that night or the following night. A few hours later, she wrote “Sitting outside at 2AM, freezing with the smartest people in the world, it’s amazing!”
et tested for STDs. So they were forced to press charges. They apparently had no trouble getting into his pants. So why would he suddenly be too difficult to simply meet for a coffee, like a civilized adult, to discuss blood tests? Gee, what a cad. Maybe he had something to hide?According to the same Reuters account, Assange claims he had his cellphone turned off for fear that enemies would track him using its signal. Not an implausible reason, since he DOES have enemies in US intel circles, and if they can’t track him through technology, ain’t nobody can. But he was still in Sweden when the women were allegedly trying to reach him and just urge him to get tested. They could have waylaid him at his hotel, if it was really so urgent. How simple-minded do we have to be to believe that Anna Ardin’s blogging about “thinking about some revenge over the last few days” can’t be considered evidence that she was up to something more nefarious than simply trying to get him to a clinic?Okay, you say, that does look bad, but that’s still pretty weak. Her blog is now locked down, and it’s very likely that she deleted any incriminating bits. Isn’t there anything more definite? What about those alleged CIA ties you conspiracy kooks keep nattering on about?Well, there we have a lot more to go on. A helluva lot.Via Twitter, I found this article she’d written for the CIA-tied magazine she was working for. Here’s Anthony again, translating:
Now, this is a load of crapaganda. If you can’t smell the CIA’s cheap cologne on that, you’re hopeless. Anyone who’s really been to Cuba will tell you that it’s not as bad as articles like this lead you to believe. The locals are not quarantined from you, or you from them, unless there’s some good reason. Working for a CIA-connected crapaganda rag might well be a good reason for the authorities to confine you to your luxury tourist hotel room. But then, if poor Anna Ardin were really so confined, how would she “know” all those appalling details about how the poor oppressed Cubans really live? Unless, of course, she were simply being fed the dubious info by her CIA handlers, in which case she wouldn’t even have to go to Cuba to “report” it; she could do it just as easily from home. And that second-last bit really leapt out at me, too. Interesting focus on sex there for our sex-crimes complainant. Very typical CIA glurge, designed specifically to tweak our most sensitive feminist nerves: Look what that mean old dictator Fidel Castro is making those poor women do! Still more interesting is the lack of hard figures. She claims that prostitution revenues and remittances from “exiles” counts for more than half of the cash in the Cuban treasury. But without numbers and verifiable references to prove it, that all don’t mean nuttin’, honey.Of course, it being a CIA rag, hard proof is not really required. Sensationalism is. And the article has that in spades. Just look at the language: “The system is almost similar to apartheid!”–the sky is falling! Oh noes!Gee, you don’t suppose someone who’d write such ghastly goop would have an ulterior motive regarding Julian Assange–whose organization just so happens to have uncovered a lot of embarrassing stuff from US embassies linked to various putsches in various countries allied to Cuba? Nahhhh. Don’t let’s connect those dots. Let’s just stick to our simple-minded pre-gummed narratives and be good, outraged little bourgeois féministes, huffing at the hacker boogyman and hoping The Hague locks him up for war crimes. Let’s accuse those who find odd dirt on Anna Ardin of smearing her, when in fact she seems to have done a fair job of muddying herself. No, no, we can’t allow that; let’s just view her as a plain and simple victim. And pretendGF’s former columnist Anna Ardin has been in Cuba.Getting to know Cuba is a great political experience and the first thing I would say is that as a foreigner you are extremely discriminated against and constantly pressed for money.Tourists should always use the hard currency convertible pesos, that is “dollars”, which they are called to avoid misunderstandings. All trade with the U.S. dollar was banned in stores in November. A convertible peso is pegged to the dollar and worth 26 Cuban pesos.Prevented to meet CubansYou cannot go with the same cheap buses that Cubans use, but must take the tourist taxis, which can cost 20 dollars while the local bus for the same route costs 40 cents of a Cuban peso. Another example is that it is very difficult to live with friends, you always have to pay for hotels or bed and breakfast. The system is almost similar to apartheid!I’m locked out of the Cuban world and the Cubans are excluded from foreigners – not just financially! Cubans are prevented in many different ways from even visiting the main tourist sites. Foreigners’ cars have red registration plates instead of yellow and need not – as the Cubans – to stop and pick up hitchhikers to fill empty seats. In Cuba health care and education are free since the revolution and the Communist takeover in 1959; there are few or no one starving or living on the streets and virtually no need to worry about violence and robbery. But the wages are extremely low.The salary for the best paid, the police, is $30, a doctor earns about 23, a garbage man 19 and a housekeeper earns seven dollars a month. A beer or a soda costs a dollar, a bottle of oil 2.50, internet for one hour 6, a sports bag 15 and a trip to a neighboring country costs several hundred pesos. Although the prices for most things – except for certain raw materials for food, bus transportation and little else – is in U.S. dollars (that is convertible pesos), the workers get salary in Cuban pesos, which is not always possible to switch.To survive on these wages seem to be impossible (despite the very minimum required being relatively inexpensive). To save up for a pair of shoes could take half a year, not to mention buying a television or a car, yet many Cubans have this – how? Well, since 1993, it is allowed for Cubans to hold hard currency.Want to change moneySo by drinking or to work with private tourism differs more and more from the crowd. The ones that are excluded from the life you can only live if you have dollars. In that perspective, it is no wonder that in every street corner you are stopped by a so-called jinetero (riders). He asks where you come from, if you want to change money, buy cigars, follow them home to their backyard restaurant or have them as a personal guide to buy them food and clothing. As a woman, you notice nothing of the female counterpart to these, las jineteras, which might more literally ride their tourists for a few days or weeks in exchange for food, clothing and shoes. Or they run around them in their nice cars or pay, to the jinetera or directly to her jineteros – the pimps.Sex tourism is increasing. Tourism combined with the money that exile Cubans send home accounts for well over half of the currency revenues of the treasury. That the country is so dependent on something that there is not enough of for the whole population, which excludes many and forces people to flee is not sustainable. Cuba needs a new policy. The question is what?Between Castro or the U.S.The Social Democratic opposition – Corriente Socialista Democrática Cubana – are trying to show that there is an alternative between the only two clearly presented options, the extremes: that Castro and his gang govern Cuba or the United States does. In a second article I will write more about what the Social Democrats in Cuba think will happen when the now 78-year-old dictator Fidel Castro dies.
all the Wikileaks stuff is what’s extraneous, and that it’s not, perhaps, Julian Assange who’s really being smeared. But this feminist can’t pretend, and certainly can’t ignore the blindingly obvious.Wikileaks is shining an uncomfortably bright light on things the US doesn’t want us to see, and how they are being perpetrated. It’s shown incriminating footage of US helicopters firing on innocent Iraqis in Baghdad. It’s exposed the way US embassies lie to the citizens of the countries where they are posted, and lie about them as well. Is it really so far-fetched to surmise that Anna Ardin, who lied about Cuba in a CIA rag, just might have been sent by the same CIA to take Julian Assange down, by whatever means necessary? Is it really a smear to demonstrate–not suggest, not insinuate, but DEMONSTRATE–that she is more than a little bit connected to them, just as they are connected to every US diplomatic installation and quite a few seemingly private corporations? Again, let’s look at the timeline.The first big bombshell Wikileaks dropped was Collateral Murder; this went down on April 5. On July 6, Bradley Manning was charged with leaking the video to Wikileaks. Anna Ardin and Sofia Wilen slept with Julian Assange on August 14 and 17, respectively, while the latter, undoubtedly feeling the heat from the US, was hoping to gain residency and whistleblower protection in Sweden. The encounters were consensual according to both women, and uneventful except for the respective alleged condom disputes. Later, both allegedly sought him out, being worried about catching a sexually-transmitted disease. They couldn’t find him because his cellphone was turned off. Then they turned to the authorities to press charges, only to be told it was too hard to prove, and saw the charges dropped. Only to have them reinstated now, of all times. While Bradley Manning, surely by malign coincidence, is also already jailed and awaiting trial–facing 52 years of hard time in the federal pen. He is suspected of leaking the Cablegate documents, as well, although he has not been charged with that.Would this case have gone anywhere if the man in question were anyone other than Julian Assange, who just happened to have humiliated the US government that spring with that ghastly video release? And would he have been sought for prosecution if he hadn’t just gone public with the first of many expected Cablegate releases? The Swedish prosecutors deny that any pressure was brought to bear on them by the US. Yet just last week, the Swedish government was mortified by the revelation that Sweden is no longer neutral. Who announced it? Wikileaks, via Cablegate. The local US embassy had the gall to write as much to Washington! And I reiterate: The US authorities are now looking to extradite Assange from Sweden. Even with no charges of their own against him. They are looking for a way to do it, some hook to hang those charges on. Doesn’t matter if it’s as flimsy as the anti-Castro tripe Anna Ardin used to write. It doesn’t have to be true. It just has to be sensational enough to get public opinion on side…Yeah, tell me it doesn’t all hang together. Denial, river in Egypt. Cleo, you’re up the creek!It’s much easier to go into a “good feminist” (or full-on conspiracy nut) tizzy, I grant you, than to follow complex international developments in a more intelligent manner. It’s also safer than to do another smart thing: dovetail one’s feminism and freedom-of-information advocacy for the common, global good. Unfortunately, it’s also the perfect way to divorce feminism from the much larger international issues that we ignore at our peril. It makes us feminists all look like laughingstocks or Limbaughian feminazis. We inadvertently contribute to our own continued alienation from our sisters in the global south if we fall for that narrative. We also end up setting back our own progress, and theirs.But we don’t have to. This radical, left-wing feminist agrees wholeheartedly with Gloria Steinem: The truth will set us all free. But first, it will piss us off. Let it.
Bolivia just got awesomer

Translation mine.Yes, that’s right–our man Alvaro is making available, for general Bolivian consumption, all that incriminating, lovely, putschist shit the State Dept. and its lackeys have been shooting back and forth over their land, in his very own little Wikileaks mirror site. Bearing the official stamp of the Bolivian vice-presidency, no less, so that any attack on it would constitute an attack on Bolivia as a whole. Silverfox is a SLY fox! I would say Alvaro is my latest hero, but he’s actually been one for quite some time now. Right alongside Evo.¡Viva Bolivia! ¡Qué viva Bolivia LIBRE!The Vice-Presidency of the Plurinational State of Bolivia, Presidency of the Plurinational Legislative Assembly, in an effort to democratize access to information, has placed at the disposal of the public the documents of the State Department of the United States, published by Wikileaks, which refer to Bolivia. All are available in their original language (English), and those which contain relevant information regarding Bolivia, beyond simple references, have been translated into Spanish or are in the process of being translated. We ask for your patience.The search function offers searches according to the relevancy of the document, its date of creation, the language, the institution of origin, etc. We firmly believe that this page will increase access to this very important information, and will facilitate the work of many citizens.
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Stupid Sex Tricks: What NOT to do while preggers
I actually winced at the part where Christina Applegate went splat. Hell, I winced when I saw her SHOES. Those babies are a no-no, no matter what.Watch out for that last line, it’s a killer.
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Short ‘n’ Stubby: Ms. Manx dips another paw in the Wikileaks

“The mythology of power – that leaders are somehow more substantial, their concerns more elevated and lofty than us mere mortals, who must not question their motives – that mythology has been definitively busted. This is the final terminus of aristocracy; a process that began on July 14, 1789 came to a conclusive end on November 28, 2010. The new aristocracies of democracy have been smashed, trundled off to the guillotine of the internet, and beheaded.”
L’état, c’est mort.At Salon.com, Dan Gillmor comes out with a qualified defence of Wikileaks, arguing–correctly–that it is a use-it-or-lose-it matter when it comes to freedom of speech. Ms. Manx concurs, but thinks the bit about governments needing to have secrets is hooey. Secrecy, the Stumpy Cat reminds us, is what got all the leaked-on governments into such a pickle in the first place. It covers a multitude of sins. Isn’t it time the sinning stopped? Then, like magic, all need for secrecy would evaporate. (And so too would all those massive, murderous boondoggles otherwise known as intelligence agencies.)Also at Salon, Glenn Greenwald takes on the legal angle of the Wikileaks case. Straight from the top, we learn that any legal case against Wikileaks itself would be a shaky one, since the prosecutors would have to prove that damage was done–basically, that someone had died–as a result of the leaks. So far, not a shred of hard evidence exists to that end. Instead, we got a flurry of lawless, panicky (and largely futile) countermeasures taken by feds and corporations in various countries. Lacking the lawful grounds on which to prosecute Wikileaks, it seems that the authorities have decided to go the persecution route against the most famous individual attached to the organization. Which probably explains the singularly strange timing of those sexual-assault charges against Julian Assange.And speaking of those, feminist lawyer Jill Filipovic takes on that angle at Feministe. She also decries the way the “shoddy, sensationalist reporting” of the media has “muddied the waters” on the issue of withdrawal of consent. Ms. Manx thinks this is right-on. Lindsay Beyerstein, writing at Big Think, opines that “the case against Assange may be baseless, but that doesn’t mean the allegations against him are trivial or nonsensical.” True that, and Ms. Manx is content to sit back for now and see how it pans out. Since he has surrendered to the authorities, it remains to be seen whether even those charges–on the face of them, unrelated to Wikileaks–have any merit. Fine, let’s have a trial–that’s how things work where rule of law is still respected. For all we know, Julian Assange may even clear his name! Given what we already know about the CIA ties of one of his accusers, the odor of hinkitude is strong here. And again, Ms. Manx says–consider the timing. Consider also that the initial warrant against Assange was bungled. And the charges were withdrawn, only to be pressed again. Is something rotten in the state of Sweden? Certainly. And, as a feminist, Ms. Manx thinks it’s a damn shame that a decent piece of anti-rape legislation–something other feminists have fought so long and hard to get, and that so many rape victims have to work up the courage to use–should be misused in this way. If this is not a smear campaign against Wikileaks, with the pugmarks of the CIA all over it, Ms. Manx says she will eat my most indigestible hat.Meanwhile, back to the censorship front. Ms. Manx says she’s seen all kinds of disingenuous explanations for why Twitter won’t report #Wikileaks or #cablegate as a trending topic. The main one: the mysterious Twitter Algorithm. My gosh, you’d think they were Google or something. There’s nothing mysterious about it; if there’s a promoted tweet, that means someone is paying to make sure something trends. It’s hard to imagine, to use but one particularly irritating example of a bogus trend, Venezuelans being so enamored of Justin Bieber that they would resort to not one but several hashtags to keep HIM trending; at least two of my Venezuelan tweeps (one of them a student in his late teens) say that they know virtually no one down thataway who even likes the kid. And lo! Ms. Manx’s suspicions are confirmed. In fact, #Wikileaks and #cablegate ARE getting much more tweetage than the Biebs. Failing to report, the Stumpy Cat opines, is also a form of censorship, especially if it’s so deliberate that it requires equally deliberate countermeasures to circumvent. And finally, Juan Cole, as usual, gets to the real meat of the matter, calling the thing by its right name: McCarthyism. Did anyone seriously believe that smear campaigns and witch-hunts died with the most odious US citizen ever to openly engage in them? In fact, they are just as illegal as a lot of the things being leaked in the diplomatic cables–smear campaigns and political vendettas against foreign leaders, particularly those who don’t toe the State Dept. line. As Cole rightly notes, if it were really a matter of treason, or exposing state secrets illegally, there are plenty of books on Amazon–and probably plenty of other PayPal clients–that would be much more worth dropping than Wikileaks.
Random ruminations on a massacre

I have to say something painfully honest and rather heretical, right off the bat: I hate once-a-year memorial ceremonies. I hate them because they commemorate senseless slaughters that prey on people’s minds at all times, and not just on the anniversary of the day they happened. I hate them, also, because they too often “try to make sense” of the senseless, and end up making nothing but nonsense instead. It seems to me that such ceremonies are less about remembering than they are about walling that tragedy off, and forgetting the very things we should not. For me, the calendar date is not the real reminder of what happened in Montréal on December 6, 1989. The reminder is the smell of snow in the air; it is the strains of “The First Noël”; it is the color purple; it is the names of fourteen women; it is the sound of gunshots fired. It is the feel of university textbooks in my hand; it is the stiffness in my knees after hours crouched on the floor at the Queen’s Women’s Centre, rummaging through its tiny, inadequate library in search of answers I could not find; it is the warm waxy acrid smell of a burning candle; it is the brittle texture of an old newspaper clipping; it is the stifled rage that turns my hands cold and pale even in the warmest room. So, with that in mind, here I am, writing (ironically, today, because I must) about the events of that day, which for me really was only yesterday, and which memory has made as immediate as if it had happened just now. Why do I need to show up at a rote ritual for something that only happened hours, minutes, seconds ago? To be dutiful? To be palliated? To be comforted? To go away feeling smug and detached and all there-that-oughta-fix-it?Listen:There is no once-a-year duty in the world that can palliate out of existence the painful realization that a woman who has crossed some arbitrary line, into a place formerly reserved for men, that she can be gunned down at random, just for being female and out of some imaginary line. Got that? There is nothing that can comfort me about the knowledge that even in Canada, in this supposedly enlightened day and age, there are still men who think that a woman who dares to step outside the house is “asking for it”. What is “it”? Harassment? Dirty name-calling? A wad of phlegmy spit aimed her way? A wad of some other male bodily fluid entirely?Or is “it” a hail of bullets, and a running stream of her own arterial blood across the floor of a cafeteria or classroom in a university no longer reserved exclusively for men? You see, this is what no decorous yearly ceremony can palliate away from my mind. I have before me the image of a young woman slumped in a chair, dead, while in the background, a police officer takes down the tinsel holiday decorations in the Polytechnique cafeteria. I can hardly fault him for doing so; the occasion was not festive, and any ceremonial trappings could only seem a mockery. All the joy and festivity was over for those fourteen women, for their injured comrades, for their families and friends. It was no longer an “occasion”. It was a full-blown tragedy. The scene of the crime had to be stripped bare, so that it could be seen clearly for what it was.You can look anywhere on the Internet, but you won’t see that image; it was taken by a Canadian Press photographer but then promptly withheld for fear that it would seem somehow “inappropriate”. I happen to have seen that picture, if only because I happen to have studied another “unwomanly” thing, namely journalism; it was in one of my textbooks. But it was never published for general consumption. Watered-down, decorous, “appropriate” things made their way onto the front pages of newspapers instead: piles of plastic-wrapped bouquets in snow, close-ups of the black granite monument to the dead, and so on.I think that very “inappropriate” photo should be made widely available. Not out of disrespect for the victim or her loved ones, but precisely because it is so honest, so unguarded and so moving. There is no way such a picture could desensitize us to senseless violence; it has the opposite effect for me and for everyone else who ever saw it. Just thinking about it makes me want to cry all over again, in the way I did back then, when I sat in a group of women at the first memorial, just days after the shooting. Tears ran involuntarily down my cheeks; there was a strip of purple sweatsuit fleece tied around my coatsleeve, a badge of feminist mourning. I was not there to pay decorous respects, but to place myself in some kind of defiant solidarity, however fumbling and inadequate. I was there to make my own sense out of the “senseless” tragedy, and not to accept the official platitudes. Hence the purple; hence my angry, anguished tears.Solidarity is not about mouthing the proper “respectful” platitudes, patting things down, smoothing them over and then, like a well-brought-up little lady, forgetting and going back to your kitchen, lesson learned. No. Solidarity involves messy grieving, sudden remembrance and sudden tears, and all kinds of other inappropriate and hardcore unladylike behavior. It doesn’t give a fuck for good manners. It threatens established orders and, if carried out long and thoroughly enough, smashes through such arbitrary barriers as once declared that a school–be it of engineering, journalism or whatever–is not a place for men only, and certainly not a place for incompetent men simply because they are men. Solidarity fights for rights; it disdains the decorous preservation of unearned privilege.Solidarity is highly “inappropriate”. It smashes pat assumptions and antiquated notions, and sweeps entire world orders aside. It is a flip of the bird in the face of the harasser, a woman confronting a subway flasher and not letting him slink quietly off, the rage that prompted suffragettes to multiply, not disperse, when one of their number was beaten to death by the hooves of a horse. It is also the tears of a woman studying journalism, disagreeing in a silent rage about what is “respectful”, believing, however “inappropriately”, that publishing and widely disseminating such a picture might well be the only way to finally shut up the stupid fuckers who keep kvetching about their precious “right” to own a gun. A “right” which, like driving a car, is really not a right, but only a privilege, to be rescinded when abused. Just like the male privilege of sexism, which was never a man’s right, but only a privilege. Which women could rescind whenever they got angry and fed up enough to finally stop behaving themselves and make some fucking history, and demand the rights that male privilege arrogates only to itself, while at the same time, smugly and decorously denying them–arbitrarily and without reason–to women. And one of those rights, the most fundamental, is the right of a woman to live.THAT, my dears, is solidarity. It isn’t meek, mild, modest or nicey-nice. It placates no one. It calls out bullshit of all stenches. It may start with an individual crying or raging here or there, but it is not about individuals or mincy-poncy individual rights, because talk of individual rights soon becomes bullshit. Solidarity is universal, and it demands universal rights, universal justice, no stinking exceptions. It gets goddamn motherfucking angry at times, and it is when solidarity gets angry that shit finalHope has two beautiful daughters; their names are Anger and Courage. Anger that things are the way they are; Courage to make them the way they ought to be. –St. Augustine
ly gets done. Because solidarity, when angry, goes out looking for allies and, by Goddess, it FINDS them.And angry solidarity has done much for women in Canada. It prompted Heidi Rathjen and Wendy Cukier to band together, seeking and finding popular support for gun control, which eventually became law. It has taken guns out of the hands of robbers, rapists and killers, and put useful tools in the hands of police chiefs determined to put a stop to the violence. It prompted a group of Québecois feminists, under the editorship of Louise Malette and Marie Chalouh, to compile their essays into a marvelous book (which still reads as fresh and relevant today as it did twenty years ago), cutting the decorous bullshit away from the Massacre even as early as one year after. Angry, out-of-line women have improved the world for their sisters, and yes, for their brothers, too. Do we thank them best by placating them with rituals that ring more hollow with every passing year? Or do we do it by getting angry, seeking solidarity, and carrying the work forward with timely, “inappropriate” reminders of what it’s really all about?If I had a scanner, I would publish that “inappropriate” picture of the dead woman in the Polytechnique cafeteria–right here, right now. She died having taken for granted–too soon–the equal rights my feminist foremothers honestly thought they had won for her. She is innocent, and showing her as she was at that moment could never disgrace her or do her harm; it would be, on the contrary, a truer way to honor her memory. As a feminist I ought to be able to freely hold up her picture and say, Here is proof that we are not truly equal yet. This woman died at the hands of a misogynist. Did she die in vain? Dare we deny her? Denial of hard realities is the ultimate disgrace; to bury a painful memory is to piss on it and learn nothing from it. Bearing that in mind, let us now remember this:If real equality existed, it would never have entered into the mind of Marc Lépine to gun her down; he would have seen her as someone with an equal right to the same education he wanted for himself, stopped blaming others, buckled down to the tasks at hand, and welcomed her as a colleague and comrade, not a “feminist” enemy. And perhaps neither she nor her classmates would have been as quick to defensively distance themselves from the women’s movement as some of them were at the time. They would not have seen it as some kind of nasty shit-disturbing inappropriate thing, but as a right and just movement that had done much for them and that deserved due recognition and gratitude. And that gratitude would not be decorous; it might be as simple as saying proudly, even in the face of certain death: Yes, I am a feminist. And fuck you if you don’t like it!Is that an inappropriate thing to say, 21 years later, when all the hurting is supposed to be scarred over and decorously “remembered” but, in the final analysis, buried and forgotten?Maybe. But you know what? I don’t care about any of that. You can run us down with horses, or gun us down with Rugers–we are still here. You can mouth platitudes while slyly trying to take away what we have won, but we won’t let you. We are onto you. We reject your “respect” and your “appropriate” tokenism. We are still grieving, still raging and still fighting, because deep down in our blood, we know we are not equal yet. And we are not going the hell away.
Well-behaved women seldom make history. –Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
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Easter Island, WTF?

Translation mine.Consider this another message of solidarity from abroad to the Rapa Nui people. They have been through so much, and it’s still not over for them. Like the indigenous Mapuche, they too are shouting into a deaf ear, as far as Chile is concerned. Don’t expect this situation to improve under Sebastián Piñera; if the part about the two planeloads of armed carabineros is true, and there is no reason to doubt it, then this violence was very much premeditated, and is a sign of further repressions to come.Fuerza Rapa Nui. I wish I could say it in your native language, but I don’t know a word of it, unfortunately.A police operation in the civic centre of Hanga Roa left thirty persons injured and resulted in the expulsion of the Tuko Tuki family from the lot they occupied there.The actions began around 6 a.m., when the occupants were asleep. Without provocation, some 40 police officers arrived on the scene, and fired a shot at Gaspar Tepihe, who was badly wounded in the foot.The officers also beat Ricardo Hito, who was badly hurt. They did the same with Roberto Ika Pakarati, with whom they were particularly violent. They also arrested Verena Ika Pakarati and Margarita Pakarati Tuki, against whom there was a judicial order to remove them from the plot of land they had taken. All were arrested.Afterward, several Rapa Nui people gathered to protest the expulsion. They were watched by some 15 police officers. Around 8 a.m., 25 persons, armed with sticks and stones, tried to reoccupy the land, but were repelled with gunshots and steel pellets. Those were the worst moments, since the carabineros [Chilean militarized police] of the special forces not only used those weapons against those attacking them, but against a group of persons who had stayed at a respectful distance. Those were minutes of horror. “Something never before seen on the Island,” said Ina Araki, to Radio Bío Bío, of Chile. The bullets and pellets were spread out over the entire centre of Hanga Roa. Nine police contingents took part in the repression, while two hundred persons in the square sought refuge. Dozens of persons were injured in the shooting.The worst injured were Ricardo Tepano and Leviante Araki, the president of the Rapa Nui Parliament. Tepano was struck in the eye by a shot pellet. Araki was gunned down by four policemen at point-blank range, who then proceeded to strangle him on the ground, with no regard for his rank. The police didn’t miss a detail; they also burned the Rapa Nui flags they found there. They had done the same on September 7, when they expelled a group from the Hotel Hanga Roa. It is very probable that this action was the result of an order by the minister of the Interior, Rodrigo Hinzpeter, since the Rapa Nui clans had denounced him before the Human Rights Commission of the Chamber of Deputies.Ricardo Hito was brutally tortured in the commissary of Mataveri. They would not even allow him to receive medical attention, despite his grave injuries.That afternoon, photos published by the Rapa Nui People’s Press team gave clear proof of the carabineros’ unusual violence. However, without any proof, the Intendent of Valparaíso, Raúl Celis, told the press there had been 17 injured carabineros. Some media reported this as though it were fact. In spite of mentioning 17 injured, they showed no photos. The carbinero version of the story was that the occupiers threw Molotov cocktails at them, though there were no witnesses nor any evidence that this had occurred.Celis also said that there had been three injured among the Rapa Nui, none of them gravely.Nearly 16 Rapa Nui with injuries were brought to the island hospital. Others, just as injured, preferred not to go to hospital for fear of punishment. Around 8 p.m., most of the injured had been discharged. The four most badly injured remained hspitalized, among them Tepano and Araki.By midday, while the Island was wracked by violence, on the mainland (Chile), the media began to realize the gravity of what had occurred. Immediately various political parties began to react. Senator Juan Pablo Letelier headed to the Moneda [presidential palace], where he spoke with the minister, Hinzpeter, who expressed his dismay at the police actions. Senator Alejandro Navarro gave a declaration in which he criticized in harsh terms the events that had taken place on the island. He implored the government not to criminalize the Rapa Nui cause, and not to militarize Easter Island. He feared that such repression would only strengthen demands for autonomy by islanders.Hugo Gutiérrez, president of the Human Rights Commission of the Chamber of Deputies, promised to visit the island on Tuesday, December 7. He will be accompanied by a deputy, Sergio Aguiló.Edie Tuki Hito says of what took place, in no uncertain terms: “This was a massacre.” She says the police violence was out of all proportion. Tuki Hito says that together with the actions of December 3, relations between Chile and Rapa Nui were “irreversibly damaged.”Edie, who is staying in the Hotel Hanga Roa with about 30 relatives, feels that the Government of Chile “made a big mistake in treating our people this way.”On December 3, in the late afternoon, two Chilean Armed Forces planes landed at Mataveri Airport. According to various sources, more than a hundred police officers with anti-riot gear and machine guns were in them.It is evident that the State of Chile has decided to impose its will by force of weapons, and do away in this manner with the self-determination of the Rapa Nui people. Only with solidarity at the international level, as well as within the island, can further bloodshed be avoided.Filled with hope in these tragic moments, the thousands of messages of solidarity which we have received in the last 24 hours from all over the world. More than ever, we note that the struggle for liberation of our people crosses borders and creates ties which will be fundamental for freeing us from the oppressor state of Chile, which instead of giving us love and understanding, continues to beat us with the colonialist whip.
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Short ‘n’ Stubby: Ms. Manx goes all Wiki on us

Music for a Sunday: Too sweet to resist!
A tweet from Dave Weigel alerted me to this one. He’s cute, funky, and colorful, and his message couldn’t be more positive. Or catchy. Love him!
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Wankers of the Week: Wikileaks edition

4. The Fucking Mossad. They, too, conspired against Iran. And worse, they tried to drive a wedge between it and Syria (one of the few Arab countries on speaking terms with Iran at the moment.) I don’t suppose they’ll be getting any warmer reception in Damascus than they are right now–and right now, it is ice cold. Oh, and get this: They, along with the Saudis, are trying to shut down Al-Jazeera…which just happens to be one of the best and most honest TV channels in the world, and which reports unflinchingly (and often, unflatteringly) on what Israel, the Saudis and the US are up to in the region. Quelle coïncidence!5. Peter Fucking King. Wikileaks is “a foreign terrorist organization”! For what? For revealing embarrassing information that most of us probably already knew or suspected from other reports not nearly so heavily hyped. Oh, my pearls! Where is the fainting couch? 6. William R. Fucking Timken, Jr. “Warning” Germany not to prosecute the CIA agents who kidnapped an innocent German, Khaled el-Masri, while he was on vacation in Macedonia? Oh yeah, heaven forfend that justice should be done. Good thing the Germans didn’t stand for that shit. Arrest warrants are out (with Interpol) for no fewer than 13 CIA agents. Next mission, should Wikileaks choose to accept it: Exposing the fuckers so justice can finally be done. Those arrest warrants are now three years old and time’s a-wastin’.7. David Fucking Frum. Why?
That’s why. Once a neo-con hack, always a neo-con hack. Dave, as usual, you dishonor the memory of your mother, who was a REAL journalist. Do you think she appreciates being rolled, rotisserie-style, in her grave?8. Jim Fucking Judd. Hey Jim, ever consider the possibility–make that PROBABILITY–that your spooks, and those in the US, were wrong about Omar Khadr? Or are you one of those “some people are more entitled to basic human rights than others” types? Oh wait, you’re a spook. I guess that answers THAT question.9. The Fucking British Royal Family. Prince Andrew as pro-big-bidness wanker, but only in Kyrgyzstan, where he thinks the media’s not listening–fie on Randy Andy. And then there’s all that other royal misconduct–the sexual stuff that’s been deemed too hot for the chickenshit media to handle, much less the criminal courts to bring to trial. My money is on racist Prince Phil buggering the butler, how ’bout you?10. Sarah Fucking Palin. What, did you think she was gonna shut her big piehole over all this non-treason (Wikileaks being an international site, not a US one)? And oh, what a comparison: her latest trashy little screed is supposedly on the same level of national and international importance with all those embarrassing cables from US embassies abroad! Was there ever such a legend-in-her-own-mind? Maybe she’d have an easier time keeping her own shit under wraps if she weren’t such a compulsive fucking attention harlot.
11. Jean-David Fucking Levitte. Again with the “Chávez is Mugabe” meme. The only thing those two have in common is being non-white (and in Chavecito’s case, only partially of African descent). Hmmm, do you suppose Sarko’s aide-de-cramp is a wee bit racist? As for the bit about Brazil “not supporting” the ‘Cito: C’est un tas de merde, bien sûr. Lula’s never had anything but kind words for his Venezuelan amigo. The right-wingers in the Brazilian parliament don’t count, either, seeing as they’re not the ruling coalition.12. Bibi Fucking Netanyahu. Just because some Gulf state Arab leaders are also chickenshits about Iran doesn’t mean you’re vindicated. Or justified in continual warmongering. STFU, already.13. Sever Fucking Plocker. See above, and yell “BULLSHIT!” to the notion that the entire world shares the perpetual panics of the Chicken Little Likud party. It most certainly does NOT. Even all of Israel doesn’t do that.14. Tom Fucking Flanagan. Why?That’s why. Harpo’s right-wing nut-job mentor called openly for the death of Julian Assange. This is shit that you don’t even call for in jest; death threats are illegal in Canada, in case you need reminding, Perfesser. PS: That word “manly”, Tom, does not mean what you think it means. Next time you feel like doing the old chest-thump, just grow a fucking mustache and raise money for prostate cancer research like a REAL man!15. Fucking Amazon. They’d alienated me already with their willingness to carry a how-to book on pedophilia (as well as a few other sickly self-published tomes–now removed, after protests–promoting “understanding” thereof). Reason: They “don’t believe in censorship”. Now they’ve thrown Wikileaks off their servers. I’m sorry, what did you fuckers say you believed in, again? More proof, in case you needed it, that corporations know no morality. And more reason, in case you needed it, to boycott them this holiday shopping season. Buy your books anywhere BUT there. I suggest you patronize your local brick-and-mortar retailers. PS: What Daniel Ellsberg said!16. The Fucking New York Times. Too cowardly to name the names of the US diplomats that disparaged Canada. How do you like THAT, eh? We’re being collectively insulted by nameless spooks. The Paper of Record doesn’t believe in recording essential details like who said what about whom. Even when all they do is talk shit about my home and native land.
17. Glenn Fucking Beck. Well, this was predictable. Everything is one big Soros conspiracy to Biffy. And it’s only a matter of time before Soros sues him as he did to Ezra Fucking Levant.18. Ann Fucking Coulter. Well, well. Another usual suspect crops up with another usual argument: Gays cause Wikileaks! Yes, Bradley Manning is gay; so fucking what? He’s a hero for singlehandedly trying to muck out two Augean stables simultaneously–the US military and the US diplomatic corps. If that’s what being gay does to one, more people ought to be born that way; Manning has all his marbles well placed. Can’t say the same about the Coultergeist. And yeah, Ann, I’d be truly surprised if even the self-hating homo-cons invite you to any more of their little whoopty-doos. I think at this rate, you’ve alienated everyone but the bony nag in the mirror.19. Joe Fucking Lieberman. Figures that the wiggly worm who was appointed bearer of Dubya’s royal pissbucket would be the one trying to censor the truth about his activities off the Internets. Too bad for him that the revelations just keep a-comin’.
20. The Fucking Government of Sweden. No longer neutral. And apparently, too wussy to announce it themselves–the fucking US embassy in Stockholm had to do it. When it wasn’t too busy spying, that is.21. The Fucking Government of Afghanistan. A clusterfuck? No. Who’d of thunk it? Hamid Karzai corrupt? Say it ain’t so. Well, I did say, for years and years, that he was Unocal’s man in the ‘stan, so this is all about as surprising as learning that the Sun rises in the east. Will set in the west; film at 6. I might be surprised that he’s been critical of the US, though; his points on that one are well taken. Pity he doesn’t act appropriately on them. And what’s this about private contractors and dancing boys? Shouldn’t heads be rolling over this one?22. Philip Fucking Murphy. Speaking of heads rolling, this one probably will. The soon-to-be-ex US ambassador to Germany is just one of many examples of so-called diplomats who beshat themselves on the job with what looks an awful lot like espionage. So much so that the German government has now called for his withdrawal. 23. Helmut Fucking Metzner. See above. He’s the mole who fed the spooks in the US embassy, apparently. And he has already been fired by the German government. Unlike Gringolandia, Germany is a place where fuck-ups don’t fall up. They go down, where they belong.24. The Fucking British Foreign Office. US and UK strategic interests: more important than the homeless exile of a bunch of islanders from somewhere in the Indian Ocean, apparently. We could sort of guess this just by the fact that nobody’s done squat to give the Diego Garcians their home back. But the declaration of a military base as a “marine protection zone” has got to be the most cynical fucking bit of chutzpah ever.25. and 26. Robert Fucking Gates and Mike Fucking Mullen. Why?That’s why. These two pious frauds are talking out of their uniform-clad asses. Nobody has been killed by a single leaked document or video; nobody, in other words, has died as a result of that document or video being released. Yet we have a brave young soldier in jail, facing over 50 years in federal prison, and a webmaster on the run, staying one step ahead of what’s got to be the most spurious prosecution of all time. (Comically, the only thing it seems they can really get him on is an alleged Swedish sex offence–“sex by surprise”, meaning failing to use a condom—usually punishable only by a fine amounting to $715 US.) Given that US military leadersmake such a big tra-ra about fighting for freedoms, such as freedom of speech–this is hilarious. Or would be, if it weren’t so goddamned sad.27. Jeffrey Fucking Kuhner. Another murder-mongering dickweed calling for the death of a man who has caused no deaths. This would be an excellent time to shut down the Washington Moonie Times, which has been a veritable clearinghouse for vile bile and senseless provocation ever since Sun Myung Fucking Moon acquired it.28. Ezra Fucking Levant. Same as above, only substitute the QMI media chain. Vile, vile motherfuckers all. PS: I won’t be paying to watch him shit his pants on TV, either.29. and 30. William Fucking Brownfield and Patrick Fucking Duddy. Yes, they WERE sent to interfere and foster putsches in Venezuela. No, Chavecito is NOT crazy when he makes accusations against them and the State Dept. that sent them. He knew this all already; Wikileaks only confirmed his and every other thinking Venezuelan’s suspicions. Any fucking questions?
And finally, to all you free-screechers out there who defend the “right” to be a Kluker, a neo-Nazi, a militant homophobe and/or misogynist, a doodler who crudely portrays Mohammed (particularly with a bomb in his turban), and any other form of odious speech designed to provoke warlike reactions and foster murderous hate. What’s the matter with you wimpy bastards? Where’s your ringing denunciation of this massive and very real repression of speech? Why are you not supporting Wikileaks right now? Why are you actively calling instead for the site to be censored? Oh, I see…it undermines your whole worldview, particularly the pro-war parts. Well, too bad. Can’t help you there. It’s not my fault that you’ve been full of shit all along. It’s not my fault if you’ve made bad life decisions based on right-wing crapaganda. And it’s not my problem if the wave of information finally sweeps you kicking and screaming into the 21st century, where the world is no longer one of empires and superpowers, but one where your right to swing your fist ends where other countries’ noses begin. Suck it up, bitches, because this is NOT going away.Good night, and get fucked!
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