Short ‘n’ Stubby: Ms. Manx visits BP’s Katrina

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Ms. Manx is very concerned about a certain blown-out oilwell in the Gulf of Mexico. To that end, she’s been busily following the news by e-mail, tweeter and Facebook to bring you the latest:

A must-read blog. Chock-a-block with videos and photos of the spill. All the stuff BP no doubt doesn’t want you to know.

A must-see photo (courtesy Greg Palast.) One of the earliest photos taken of the rig that started the disaster. It looks like something out of a Star Wars battle sequence!

Also from Greg Palast, some interesting links between this disaster and the Exxon Valdez one of 20 years ago.

Don’t believe the hype about the Alaskan coastline being “pristine” now, either. It’s still far, far from it after all this time. So much for the myth that the oil will disperse, eh?

Whom should you follow if you’re on the tweeter? Well, Greg Palast is one; David Hulen is another. The latter is an Alaskan journo who covered the Valdez crisis.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Or you can always try Craig’s List

Oh look! Sir Mix-a-Lot is on the prowl for laydeez:

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Wow, I’m impressed. Tina Turner’s son!

(snurk)

Good luck with the hunt there, dude.

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Cops Behaving Badly: How NOT to search for a paltry amount of pot

Warning: What you’re about to see is very disturbing, particularly the part where they shoot the poor screaming dog. Don’t click the play button if you’re highly sensitive to police brutality or ugly language.

And here’s what that was all about

Police arrested Jonathan E. Whitworth, 25, of 1501 Kinloch Court on Feb. 11 on suspicion of possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and second-degree child endangerment.

A police SWAT team entered Whitworth’s residence around 8:30 p.m. suspecting a large amount of marijuana at the location, police spokeswoman Officer Jessie Haden said. SWAT members encountered a pit bull upon entry, held back and then fatally shot the dog, which officers said was acting in an uncontrollably aggressive manner.

Whitworth was arrested, and his wife and 7-year-old son were present during the SWAT raid, Haden said. A second dog, which Whitworth’s attorney Jeff Hilbrenner described as a corgi, also was shot but was not killed.

And if you’re wondering what “second-degree child endangerment” actually means, well, consider what they netted in this ugly sting:

Police discovered a grinder, a pipe and a small amount of marijuana, Haden said. Because the SWAT team acts on the most updated information available, the team wanted to enter the house before marijuana believed to be at the location could be distributed, she said.

“If you let too much time go by, then the drugs are not there,” she said.

Or maybe they were never there to begin with, other than the tiny amount that was obviously for personal use, which the cops found. Meaning, maybe this guy wasn’t a “distributor” at all, but just an ordinary occasional user.

I would say this raid was a lot more child endangerment that the paltry pot possession in question, wouldn’t you?

BTW, here’s the latest on that story. It has led to an inquiry, which I would say IS justified. And amply so.

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Quotable: Mike Malloy to all the right-wing drillbaggers

Nothing to add, really, except a hearty “What he said!”

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How they get away with it, again and again and again

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The headline (just one of many such in recent months) reads “Predator priests shuffled around globe”.

The story that goes with said headline is appropriately gut-wrenching, heart-scalding, and just plain horrendous.

But if you really want to know how they get away with such god-awful things, you may want to read this.

And also this.

And then you may want to consider the following:

They do not give a rat’s ass about the laws of humankind, other than how to bend them so that those who presume to speak for the laws of God will go on getting away with all the things they do.

They oppose abortion and birth control because those might interfere with the steady flow of new Catholic tithe-payers. Excess births mean more guilt, more shame, and more souls to be picked on in ways that benefit the church, but destroy the souls in question.

They oppose homosexuality for pretty much the same reason. Heaven forfend that two people whose love does not lead to procreation should ever be happy, let alone together! What kind of example would that set for all the excess children? Especially if some of them end up being adopted by such couples? Would they then feel the need to “sacrifice” themselves to the church, to “offer up their lives to God”, at painful cost? Of course not! No, better to taboo all such contact, except in the closet context of, say, a monastery, a seminary, or some other place where it becomes a furtive, shameful, guilt-ridden thing, to be spoken of only in whispers in the confessional, if at all.

They slut-shame the victims of the abuses that clergymen commit, so that those victims will not come forward in time to get the abuser arrested and carted off to jail. This is remarkably easy to do when the victim is a small, young, malleable child or teenager. It’s a lot harder to do to a vocal, self-confident, fully grown adult, which is why you seldom hear about any cases of clerical sexual abuse of persons over 18. Not that they don’t happen, only that the victims don’t fit an optimal profile: too young to fully comprehend what’s going on, often too small to defend themselves, and too mentally malleable to challenge the abuser or the abuser’s warning not to tell. The victim will grow up feeling that s/he was somehow to blame, because s/he “tempted” the “celibate” abuser in some vile, abominable, indecent way that caused him to break his vows.

This is all very convenient for the abuser, who can then go on “giving in to temptation” for as long as he wants, and never pay the consequences. By the time the victim is old enough and knowledgeable enough to realize that s/he has been criminally violated and that there is something to be done about that, the violator will be out of the law’s reach. And possibly out of country, too, since the most abusive priests are the ones who get moved around the most.

And all of this is facilitated by the church hierarchy, by its prudery and its myriad unhealthy taboos around sex. And also by its preference to hang on to bad clerics and move them to new parishes, rather than purging them. Priests are “ordained priests forever”, instead of being granted licence to preach only for as long as they are competent. They are required to be celibate, which covers a multitude of “sins” which are, in fact, crimes. They are not permitted any healthy outlets for their sexual urges, or their spiritual ones for that matter; the authoritarian structure of the church itself sees to that. Anyone who speaks out from a libertarian perspective is reprimanded or silenced; the Liberation Theologians get treated very differently from right-wing cults such as the Legion of Christ (which proved to be a notorious sexual-abuse ring) or Opus Dei (which is overtly fascist). When a right-wing priest like Marcial Maciel or “saint” Josemaría Escrivá can enjoy so much privilege (Escrivá’s writings, in particular, have been instrumental in helping to cover up sexual abuse cases), it’s safe to say that the church itself enjoys special immunity, considering itself above the law. Sexual abuse is readily facilitated by the church on all fronts.

And above all, it is facilitated by the fact that the pope, the Catholic hierarchy, the Vatican, everyone who has the power to do something, to change something, would rather do nothing and change nothing. Because to do that, to make church doctrine subject to change, would be to admit that they are fallible, and that goes against Pius IX’s doctrine.

They cannot and will not mend their ways. All they can and will do is what they are doing right now: shifting blame, and shifting predators around, and sweeping the resultant mess under the rug time and again. The shame of the victims, combined with statutes of limitations, makes it possible for them to get away with it all.

When you realize that statutes of limitation, which they have actively sought to keep in place, are as dear to the church hierarchy as the power to move abusive priests around (rather than defrocking them, which would remove them from ecclesiastical protection, and letting civil authorities deal with them in the truly appropriate way), then you will stop asking how they manage to keep getting away with the murder of young people’s souls.

You will, however, have to ask why they are so far above the law as to have the power to change it–or not permit it to be changed–to suit their own agenda.

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Stupid Sex Tricks/Headline Howler: Gee, that’s an OLD rentboy!

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Actually, that nasty old man on Mrs. Betty Bowers’ Facebook page is none other than Luis Posada Carriles, alias the CubanaBomber…the worst terrorist in Cuban history, and a dark chapter for Venezuela as well, since he was once a leading torturer in the DISIP.

But in his own way, he certainly IS a prostitute. Just ask the CIA!

(And if you’re wondering about the actual rentboy thing, here you go.)

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Headline Howler: Look what happens when you lay off newspaper staff…

You get PENIS everywhere:

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And it will serve you damn well right.

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Oh, Cato Institute…look at your golden boy now!

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Poor, poor widdle Yon-Yon…he’s out of a party and a job:

The directorate of the Primero Justicia party decided to expel Yon Goicoechea from the party, a source linked to the opposition revealed to Panorama last weekend.

“Yon took an advance position on his candidacy, which didn’t sit well with the party. For example, he would say he ‘wouldn’t accept consolation prizes’ when he talked of running for a seat in the Latin American Parliament,” said the source.

The aspiration of the ex-student leader was to run for the congressional district of Altos Mirandinos, where, he said, “The polls are calling me the winner.”

As part of the negotiations for the candidates of consensus, the parties of the “Unity Table” decided that Alfonso Marquina would run for that seat.

The source also revealed that Goicoechea’s televised speech of the past week was “the straw that broke the camel’s back”. In it, Goicoechea was very critical of the consensus candidates, and said, “There are candidates of the opposition for whom I would not have voted.”

Afterwards, he asked the “Unity Table” to make “more sacrifices”, and aligned himself with a governor, Enrique Capriles, who showed himself to be in favor of primaries for the selection of candidates.

Goicoechea joined Primero Justicia in 2008, after leaving the ranks of the student opposition.

Translation mine.

This article is as revealing about the undemocratic (and oftentimes, overtly antidemocratic) nature of the Venezuelan opposition as it is about Yon-Yon and his puffed-up ego. The so-called “Mesa de la Unidad” (which I translated as “Unity Table”), a conglomeration of all the parties that oppose Chavecito and his PSUV, can’t even decide whether to hold primaries or not, and in many cases, it didn’t bother. It just hand-picked the candidates by “consensus” (of whom? reached how? Nobody seems able to say.) And one of the much-trumpeted and -ballyhooed candidates who lost out in the arcane and ricky-tricky selection process…was the Cato Institute’s golden boy of democracy!

Is this the same Yon-Yon who won the Milton Friedman Prize? Why yes, it is. And this is how they treat him. This was Yankee capitalism’s great white(-handed) hope, and instead, it’s yet another blown investment. Half a million gringo dollars down the toilet.

Sob. Sniffle. Boohoohoo.

I’m really trying hard to squeeze out a few crocodile tears for all of them here, but I just can’t seem to. That’s because I had his number from way back. Only now, somebody–his own party–actually called it. A little late, but still.

My heart bleeds…no, really…bwahahahahahaha.

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Viacom = Money Grubbing Hypocrites

Let Mike Mozart (normally a toy reviewer on YouTube) explain to you how “copyright infringement” REALLY works:

So, in summation: If you mash-up or otherwise post to YouTube any material copyrighted by Viacom, even if it’s just a tribute and you’re not making a cent off it, they can shut you down…but if THEY steal YOUR original stuff off YouTube and post it to their “viral video” site, disguising its true origins and gunking it up with ads that make money for them…well…you’re fucked. Unless, of course, you make them feel it whammo in the pocketbook. Be sure to watch toward the end of the video, where Mike tells you just how to do that.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Really, REALLY stupid…and deadly

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This is NOT a sex toy, people.

With friends like these, playing “jokes” like this, who needs enemies?

A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum by friends as, reports claim, a joke.

Doctors in Sichaun, China, apparently found the creature, a 50cm Asian swamp eel, in the 59-year-old man’s rectum after he had died from internal bleeding.

The eel had reportedly done severe damage to the man’s intestines.

While doctors were initially baffled as to how the eel could have gotten there, the man’s friends allegedly confessed that they had inserted the live creature as a joke after a bout of heavy drinking.

As the saying goes, friends don’t let friends drink and drive.

A case could also be made for “Friends don’t let friends drink and handle eels.”

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