Venezuela presents proof of US aerial incursions from Bonaire and Curaçao

Hmmmm. What’s this?

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No, it’s not a picture of Jay Jay the Jet Plane. You can probably figure that much out for yourself. It’s no joke. But I’ll give you a broad hint: This map, with radar tracings taken by the Venezuelan air force, figures prominently in the press conference below:

Story by Aporrea:

On Monday, the vice-president of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela, Ramón Carrizález, presented proof to the citizens of Venezuela and the world that a military airplane from the United States, based in the Caribbean islands of Bonaire and Curaçao, violated Venezuelan airspace. This throws into disrepute the declarations of the ambassador of the Netherlands, who denied this grave instance of violation of international law.

Accompanied by commander-in-chief General Carlos Mata Figueroa, the Strategic Operations Commander, and General of Division Alexis Colina, the Integral Air Defence Commander of the Republic, Vice-President Carrizález said that after the delivery of the note of protest by Foreign Minister Nicolás Maduro to diplomatic representatives of the US and Holland, the Dutch ambassador denied the incursion.

“And for this reason, we will show the radar tracings and play the conversation between [the control tower at] Maiquetía Airport and Curaçao, in order to demonstrate before the country and the world that Venezuelan airspace was violated by a warplane which invaded twice from Curaçao, and which was directed by special aircraft belonging to the United States Air Force, which controls these military planes,” Carrizález explained.

Carrizález added that on Monday, Venezuela denied authorization to another US military plane, code number 1771, which attempted to ingress in the direction of the state of Falcón. In a change from the previous case, this time the pilot requested, by radio, permission to enter Venezuelan airspace, an unusual procedure by international norms.

“It’s the same code number as that of the plane that intruded on the 8th. This time, the pilot requested entry and was denied. This plane was heading northward. It was denied entry because those co-ordinates take time and justification [to file], and because no foreign aircraft can enter our airspace any other way.

“We have demonstrated fully the violations of our airspace by US warplanes from Curaçao,” said the vice-president. He added that up to now, there are at least 14 such illegal incursions on record, but due to the lack of radar systems in the past, they could not be documented as in these recent months.

Carrizález said that in 2008, the worst violation came to light, when an airplane left Curaçao, crossed the Caribbean sea and flew over La Orchila, a restricted military zone, and then left Venezuelan airspace, in an apparent provocation.

The vice-president said that on January 8, Venezuelan radars detected, around 1:55 pm, an airplane entering Venezuelan airspace with the electronic transport code number 1771, flying from Bonaire, which twice entered Venezuelan airspace without authorization of any kind.

In the first incursion, the air-traffic controller at Maiquetía communicated with the Control Tower on Curaçao, to ask about this aircraft, but there was no clear or precise response. This recording was presented by the Vice-President to journalists at a press conference.

“The Curaçao operator responded in an ambiguous manner, but in one moment he said that he thought it could be a Coast Guard plane,” Carrizález said. “Later, the plane returned to Curaçao.” The vice-president added that he wondered how a plane could depart from an airport in those islands and the authorities of Curaçao not know anything about it.

As well, during this first incursion, there was an AWAC plane operating nearby, a radar-equipped craft used by the US to direct war missions, a fact which proves that the pilot penetrated Venezuelan airspace fully aware of what he was doing.

“That plane had enough electronics, and was directed by the AWAC. For this reason, there is no possibility that the pilot was in error,” said Carrizález.

Showing the locations on a map of the radar tracings of the two illegal incursions by the US airplane, Division General Alexis Colina showed that in the first instance, the pilot was approximately four miles inside of Venezuelan airspace, and in the second, he flew parallel to the sea boundary, but well within Venezuelan territory, before returning to base in Curaçao upon being intercepted by two Venezuelan F-16s out of Barquisimeto, which forced him to retreat.

“We cannot think of an incursion of this type as an error when the pilot flew for 18 minutes inside of Venezuelan airspace,” the general said.

The tracings of the F-16s can also be seen as they fly over the area, defending territorial sovereignty and preventing another incursion.

“With these elements, we can confirm and demonstrate that they are producing incursions into our airspace in order to provoke and test our reactions. At any moment, this could give rise to an aggression,” said Vice-President Carrizález. “For this reason, we denounce, with proof in hand, the incursions of warplanes based on the island of Curaçao.”

Translation mine.

You can also hear the recorded transmissions between the Curaçao and Maiquetía control towers here, in the second segment of Earle Herrera’s current-events show, Kiosco Veraz. (Highly recommended viewing!) It’s quite clear that the Venezuelan air force sought clarification from the US operator on Curaçao as to what a US plane was doing in Venezuelan airspace. The operator is vague, and probably intentionally so, just as VP Ramón Carrizález says in the video at the top of this entry.

One thing is abundantly clear: This was no coast-guard flight, and those lame excuses are only being made because the US military has been busted big-time. Given the general pattern of US intrusions and deliberate provocations (14 flights–that’s an awful lot of “mistakes” for a country with so much state-of-the-art equipment, not to mention the best-detailed maps of the region!), it’s clear that someone is trying to generate a new Gulf of Tonkin incident, in order to turn Venezuela into the next Vietnam. And given that the US and Holland both have major oil interests in the land, it’s not hard to see why.

So, now we can see that both the US and the Dutch government have egg on their faces. All the snotty lamestream news outlets can hereby expunge the words “alleged” and “accusation”, cut the half-witted denials, and stop making it look like Chavecito is crazy. He’s not. But I really have to question the judgment of those who keep sending these planes to invade Venezuelan airspace. Do they want to feel the firepower of those dandy new Sukhois on their ass? It sure smells that way.

I just pity the pilots who are being put through these inane paces. In their boots, I’d protest.

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Juanes: Opportunistic, anti-Chávez douchebag?

A popular Venezuelan journo-blogger seems to think so, and after reading this, so do I:

Colombian singer/song-writer Juanes seems to be in agreement with those users of the Twitter website who demand the downfall of the government of Hugo Chávez. At least, that’s how it looked on Saturday on Juanes’ Twitter account.

Juanes has some 293,000 followers on Twitter, who read his writings daily. The Twitter corporation assures that his account is verified and that it really does belong to the Colombian artist.

The singer asked on Saturday, around 1:35 pm: “Anyone from Venezuela here? What’s going on? How are things going there?” This generated hundreds of responses, of which Juanes decided to “re-tweet” two. One, by a user named LuisEwando, read: “Juanes, in Venezuela the politicians have allowed themselves to be bought, and only a people’s uprising can bring down this oppressive government.” Juanes also retransmitted the thoughts of user DavidMorante, who said: “Juanes, everyday there are more governmental restrictions here in Venezuela, but we Venezuelans will never give ourselves away.”

On Twitter, people can “re-tweet”, or retransmit, messages from other people, something they generally do when in agreement with that user’s thoughts and want others to know it. In this case, the 293,000 followers of Juanes on Twitter received those two thoughts, re-tweeted.

Until now, Juanes has maintained a supposed neutrality and has never pronounced openly in favor or in opposition to President Chávez, or his Colombian counterpart, Alvaro Uribe Vélez. He generated much controversy with his “Peace Without Borders” concerts, one of them on the Colombia-Venezuela border in March of 2008, and the other in Havana in 2009.

Translation mine. Linkage as in original.

Here’s the screenshot Luigino Bracci took of the tweets in question:

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Be it now known that Juanes is a douche who only does the “peace” thing to raise his own profile (and bank account). He doesn’t care that the twits he’s re-tweeting are openly calling for the overthrow of a popular, elected president.

So glad I’m not on Twitter, OR a fan of his very mediocre music. I’ll stick with real socially conscious rockers, like Ska-P, Dame Pa’ Matala and Buena Fe, muchas gracias…

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Do bears crap in the woods?

They undoubtedly do…but this dude’s not a bear:

And that there ain’t no woods.

Srsly, fertilizing a plastic tree? FAIL. What are public washrooms for, again? And are the toilets in them really THAT bad?

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Music for a Sunday: No time for the killing floor

An extended version of the Guess Who classic. Randy Bachman would later go on to form his own band (and singer/writer Burton Cummings would also end up flying high solo), but his signature heavy, buzzy guitar style is already easy to pick out here.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Not the kind of party you want in your pants

Other guys just light their farts on fire. This one couldn’t be content until he got a rocket up his ass. Sure hope the blisters were worth it, dude.

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Wankers of the Week: Resolutions, schmesolutions!

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I have a terrible confession for you, folks: I don’t make New Year’s resolutions, and I never seriously did. And no, I don’t think I’m perfect; it’s a custom I just can’t get into.

I don’t recommend that anyone else do it either…except maybe these people, who might do a lot better if they’d just resolve to stop being such fucking wankers:

1. Brit Fucking Hume. Yeah, great idea, let’s convert Tiger Woods to Christianity. Woo-hoo, “Jimmy Swaggart, Cablinasian Style”! Or, more to the point: Does anyone seriously still believe being “saved” will make any difference, other than to make the sinner more smugly insufferable than he was before? If the mental disciplines of Buddhism couldn’t keep him on the level, I can’t imagine that praisin’ Juheezus–a distinctly unbalanced style, seesawing between sinnin’ and repentin’–would do it any better.

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2. John Fucking Linder. Wankonomics in a (wing)nutshell: First, cut taxes on corporations. Then, loosen regulations so that they can downsize, outsource, etc. to the point where one in eight US adults, and one in four US children, depends on food stamps for survival. THEN, blame the victims, saying they must not want to work, and propose the “solution” of more tax cuts. To create more jobs. That don’t pay enough to live on. In India, of course.

3. Melissa Fucking Clouthier. Alas for the Internets, there is no quarantine for people with a highly contagious case of Teh Stoopid. And no holistic remedies, either.

4. Thomas Fucking McInerney. Srsly, General, you’re a real fuckin’ perv. And you must really WANT blowback badly, if you’re willing to go to such lengths to radicalize an already stigmatized group of people, who feel–not unjustly–that the western world really IS against them. And of course, you would be a FUX Snooze “analyst”. Of course!

5. The Fucking Tea Party Gun Nuts. Ugly people in ugly shirts making ugly threats. With loaded weapons. At an ugly, UGLY demonstration. Presumably, this is to give themselves a “positive” image, although how such blatant intimidation can be construed in anything but a negative way is beyond me. Where the fuck were the police? And why were these fucknuts not in a Free Speech Zone?

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6. Newt Fucking Gingrich. As badly as Obama’s mandate has been botched by concessions and attempts at bipartisanship with these fascistic soreheads and blatant vote-buyers, it’s nothing compared to how badly this wanker and his tea-party brigade are going to lose this year’s midterm elections…and deservedly so. Obama’s ’08 win is actually proof that Newt’s Contract On America was overwhelmingly rejected by the voters, and Newt’s the last one to admit it. He still thinks he stands a chance, bwahaha. What I don’t get is why Obama still thinks any of these people are worth reaching out to. In his shoes, I’d be flipping ’em the bird. Especially for that “corrupted” bit at the end of Newt’s sickly little screed.

7. and 8. Gilbert Fucking Arenas and Javaris Fucking Crittenton. Srsly, guys, gambling’s not good for you. Neither is gunplay over a gambling debt. Both make you look like a couple of wankers.

9. Robert Fucking Hintze. Who died and appointed this assclown the judge of what’s beautiful and who’s not? Dude, pretty is as pretty does, and your business model is FUG-LY.

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10. Paul Fucking Hewson, AGAIN. He made more money than any other rocker last year, but he won’t be content until he owns the Internets, it seems. Hey Bono, Courtney Love ate your lunch a decade ago.

11. Andrew Fucking Coyne. Yeah, we’re so apathetic up here in the Great North…that when there’s an avalanche of popular resentment that buries the Conservatives alive, it catches the most apathetic of us–that would be Tory hubris-heads like YOU, Andy–wayyyyyyy off guard. And forces them to eat their words. (Little salt with that? Some pepper, perchance? Spoonful of sugar? Bwahahahahahaha.)

12. And while we’re on the subject of hubris, how about that Julian Fucking Fantino? Looks to me like he’s about ripe for an avalanche of popular resentment, himself. My best friend writes:

Fantino is long overdue for a smackdown. Years ago, when he was working in the London Ontario police force, he was the leading man behind a program they had to entrap gay men and put them behind bars. Fantino even crowed about how he got the local newspapers to publish names and photos of the men he’d arrested (regardless of whether they were ever officially charged or found guilty) thus ruining lots of people’s lives. That sort of crap would never be tolerated now — and persecuting a minority group like that would definitely not be permitted either.

Funny how Fantino always has something going against minorities. Then it was gays, now it’s Natives. And both groups have long memories when it comes to bigotry and outrage. Karma, baby.

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13. All these flying fuckers right here. People, don’t check your good sense along with the baggage when you get on a plane. It’s already stressful enough without you.

14. Rudy Fucking Giuliani. Now we know he’s senile–he forgets that the biggest terror attack in US history happened on his watch–and Dubya’s. Let’s just throw him in a room with all these other right wing dunces, and watch them fight over who gets to wear the pointy hat.

15. Joe Fucking Lieberman. Approval ratings in the shitter no matter whom you poll? Say it ain’t so, Joe! But don’t worry, there’s a twelve-step program for that:

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16. Todd Fucking Harris. You know you’re toast when even a fawning opportunistic screamer like Tweety–who spent the majority of the past decade with his lips suctioned onto Dubya’s scrawny little scrotum like a remora–can pwn you. On national TV, yet.

17. John Fucking Campbell. Most US marines on shore leave in Australia are thankful that the local girls wear so little. Now, thanks to him, the scantily-clad sheilas going to be avoiding anything in a USMC uniform like it’s radioactive–or liable to lecture them on “standards”. Smooth move, Ex-Lax!

18. Sebastián Fucking Piñera. So it’s “not a sin to have worked with Pinochet“? Tell that to the victims of his régime. And this is The Man Who Will Soon Rule Chile! I don’t know him, but that’s all I need to know in order to know that I hate this fucker already.

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And finally, to the wanking clown who told me to “tone it down”. Dude, if this sad little site is your blog (I looked up the domain name on the e-mail addy you dropped), I can see that you like things deadly dull. But that’s no excuse for insulting me with distinctly unconstructive criticism. I can do without patronizing bores like you telling me (FYI: 99th percentile IQ, member of Mensa throughout university, two degrees, a dozen languages and counting) that I’m “just not bright enough” to have opinions.

Good night, and get fucked!

UPDATE, 12:46 am: Oh lord, get a load of the Johnny-come-lately from Saskatoon who just jacked off on this thread here. I average at least one personal wanker a week, and the cowards always like to wait until the thread rolls off the front page before they strike. Not a wise move, as you can see–I have no qualms about linking back where and whenever it happens so that everyone else can snicker along at the troll’s expense. BTW, the e-mail addy’s a spoof…this wackaloon is on Shaw cable, IP # 70.76.69.170. (Anyone also wanna lay odds that the electricity he wasted in berating me was generated with nuclear fuel…MINED IN SASKATCHEWAN?)

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Dear right wingers: You can stop SHRIEEEEKing now.

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German Muslims protest the exportation of Wahhabism and terrorism from Saudi Arabia; in this case, specifically, to Iraq. Note the date on the picture. Muslims protesting against Islamist terrorism is hardly new or unique, no matter what wingnuts are saying to the contrary.

Dear wingnuts:

You finally got what you’ve been bellowing for. Muslims just stepped up to the plate to protest Islamist terrorism today.

Now you can just STFU.

Really.

Majed Moughni, a Dearborn attorney, said Sunday afternoon that Muslims need to let the world know that those who would commit terrorism do not represent Islam.

“It’s very frustrating to know that these guys are using Islam and committing terror,” he said. “Islam stands for peace.”

His Facebook group, Dearborn Area Community Members, is calling for local Muslims to hold a protest during the scheduled Jan. 8 hearing in U.S. District Court in Detroit for Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. The 23-year-old was charged Saturday with trying to detonate an explosive device on Northwest Airlines Flight 253 on Friday. He told federal authorities he was acting on orders from Al Qaeda.

Well, guess what? That protest happened today, and got coverage…even on FUX, which used AP wire reportage (predictably skimpy). Still, for FUX, that’s really saying something.

ABC did a bit better, with video.

A local paper, the Dearborn (MI) Press and Guide noted that several Islamic leaders, plus a Muslim woman who was on board the flight that the would-be suicide bomber tried to blow up, also stepped forward to denounce terrorism…in the name of Islam:

Shortly before he appeared in court, Imam Mohammad Elahi of the Islamic House of Wisdom in Dearborn Heights and other Muslims spoke at a press conference, condemning terrorism in the name of Islam.

Among those with Elahi were Victor Begg, chairman of the Council of Islamic Organizations of Michigan; Imam Mustapha Elturk of the Islamic Organization of North America; and Imam Mohammad Mardini of the American Muslim Center in Dearborn. The meeting was sponsored by the council and was held at the Michigan Round Table for Diversity and Inclusion in Detroit.

Each imam condemned all acts of terrorism as crimes against humanity and supported law enforcement agencies in their efforts to protect their fellow citizens, while preserving civil rights.

Also at the press conference was Hebba Aref, a passenger on the flight from Amsterdam. She, too, spoke against terrorists targeting innocent people.

And just to further shush the shrieeeeekers, look what a group of North American imams also did today:

The 20 imams associated with the Islamic Supreme Council of Canada said this marked the first fatwa by the Muslim clergy declaring attacks on Canada and the U.S. to be attacks on Muslims.

“In our view, these attacks are evil, and Islam requires Muslims to stand up against this evil,” the imams said in their fatwa.

Calgary Imam Syed Soharwardy, founder of the Islamic Supreme Council of Canada, said attacks on Canadian or U.S. soil are essentially attacks on Muslims.

“We are part of this society,” he said. “This is my home, and if anybody attacks on Canada, in fact, attacks on my home.”

The imams said it is a duty of every Muslim in Canada and the U.S. to safeguard the two countries.

“They must expose any person, Muslim or non-Muslim, who would cause harm to fellow Canadians or Americans,” they said.

“It is religious obligation upon Muslims, based upon the Qur’anic teachings, that we have to be loyal to the country where we live,” said Soharwardy. “We have no problems in Canada; we can practise our religion freely.”

Whoa…Muslim imams using a fatwa to protect western society and religious freedom?

Gee, it sure sounds to me like the imams value the freedom of religion that we all enjoy here in Canada. And it sounds an awful lot like they value their fellow Canadians, too, regardless of religion. It even sounds like they have no problem abiding by the laws of the land!

And above all, it sounds like they ARE speaking out against Islamist terrorism. In fact, they’ve been doing it for several years already. If you wingnuts weren’t shriiiiieeeeking so goddamned loudly, maybe you’d have heard about it.

And if you don’t believe me, do your own Google search. Type in “Muslims protest terrorist” or “Muslims protest terrorism”. Go on. I dare ya. See how many news links you get. Have fun reading them all.

And in the meantime, just STFU.

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Teh Ghey: Koalas haz it…

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And Aussie scientists know all about it. Apparently it’s very commonplace among those cuddly critters:

THE two koalas who stole the limelight from tennis great Andy Roddick with an enthusiastic mating session are both female.

The same-sex marsupial couple is now famous worldwide after being filmed bonding in the background of a Roddick interview for couriermail.com.au.

The footage went global after the scene was posted on the couriermail.com.au site, and the amused American tennis star put a link to the website on his twitter account.

Brisbane’s Lone Pine Sanctuary senior wildlife officer Karen Nilsson said the female koalas, which are normally kept separate from the males, express a readiness to mate by engaging in sex sessions with other females.

“When they are ready to be with a male, one of the things they do to express that is to pretend to mate another female,” she said.

“As what happened with Sprite and Saffron, they often start in one position and then swap so they both get a turn.”

Awwww…and they’re egalitarian, too.

Now how can anyone NOT be for marriage equality after hearing that?

(And all you guys back there in the peanut gallery–yeah YOU, the ones who like to see two hot straight chicks pretending to make out–shut it!)

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Stupid Sex Tricks: R U stoopid?

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And this is why I never do random chat, kiddies. So many clueless horny morons…and just their spelling skills alone are a major buzzkill.

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: A Canadian journalist in Cuba

Jean-Guy Allard talks about the Canada-Cuba relationship (which is very different from that of the US to Cuba!), as well as his own ties to the island, the Left, and the revolutions going on all over Latin America today. He got his start in Cuba translating to and from the French for Granma; you can hear his Québécois accent through his very fluent Spanish. He takes great interest in what’s going on not only there but in Venezuela and Bolivia; he also is watching the situation in Honduras, and ties the coup there unequivocally to US interests. But even if the Left’s battles are still largely uphill against that capitalist behemoth which is forever trying to eat us all, he remains cheerful, energetic and an example to us all about what the future can look like if we have the courage to strive for it.

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