Honduras: two mysterious murders, this time from the other side

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The bodies of Enzo Micheletti and Samir Gavarrete, found near Tegucigalpa, Honduras.

Strange news, via Aporrea:

A nephew of the de facto president of Honduras, Roberto Micheletti, and a colonel of the armed forces were shot dead in two separate instances, presumably by common criminals, according to the National Police. Both corpses were found in advanced states of decomposition.

Enzo Micheletti, who disappeared on Friday, was found dead on Sunday along with another young man, in a wooded sector near Choloma, north of Tegucigalpa. His hands were tied behind his back, “evidently execution style”, according to the regional co-ordinator of the Public Ministry, Rafael Fletes.

Police spokesman Orlin Cerrato said that despite various theories, they could not connect the killing to the political crisis currently gripping the Central American country.

“The bodies were found on Saturday night, but could not be identified until Sunday. The young man with Enzo Micheletti was identified as Samir Gavarrete,” said Cerrato.

The victim, 25, was the son of Antonio Micheletti, the late brother of the de facto president. He was identified by family members.

In another case, Colonel Concepción Jiménez, manager of the Military Industries, was assassinated by persons unknown in front of his house in Los Robles, south of Tegucigalpa.

The commissar indicated that “Jiménez was in front of his house, and some individuals got out of a taxi and shot him.” He added that the suspects are “three or four young people.” Jiménez died in the military hospital in Tegucigalpa, after receiving a shot to the back.

Cerrato says that both crimes are being treated as “common crimes”, but the investigations continue.

Translation mine.

I don’t know about you, but the execution-style murder of the dictator’s nephew, and the assassination of a colonel who happens to manage a military industry, don’t sound terribly common to me. Let’s not forget that the military was responsible for Gorilletti’s assumption of power. And the swift disappearance of the killers sounds to me like this was a paid hit. Likewise, the execution of Enzo Micheletti.

The real question is, who paid?

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Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to get a date with a hot cop

’nuff said.

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Uruguay: Pepe Mujica wins, but…

…something still smells like the same old, same old all over again:

The candidate for the Broad Front, who won 47% of the votes yesterday but could not become president and must now fight a second round, criticized the elections system in his country, where a candidate has to win fifty percent of the vote, plus one, in order to win. “We have to go on struggling,” Mujica said.

In an interview with Radio 10, Mujica said that “in some parts of the world, a party with 47% wins the elections, but in Uruguay, no.”

Mujica considers that “we have a right-wing bloc divided into two parties who help each other when the chips are down.”

Translation mine:

Ah yes, the old Blanco/Colorado oligarchy, that’s governed Uruguay for almost as long as there have been elections in that land. That’s what he’s referring to, and undoubtedly it’s true. When the same two parties keep swapping rule but nothing really changes, you know you’re dealing with a duopoly. And when the duopoly gives way to a military dictatorship, as it did during the 1970s, you know that it was a farce all along.

José “Pepe” Mujica, who fought against both the duopoly and the dictatorship at various times during his Tupamaro days, undoubtedly knows this well-scripted farce by heart. He may be 74 and look like a nice old grandfather now, but he hasn’t forgotten what he took up arms against when he was a young man. While the weapon has changed (it’s now ballots, not bullets), the struggle has not.

And he notes, quite rightly, that second rounds are not necessary everywhere; right here in Canada, the latest government took much less than 47% of the ballots in the last two elections. Harpo would kill for anything approaching Pepe’s degree of popularity, probably because it would give him carte blanche to ram through something utterly unpopular (such as this) over the loud objections of a very clear majority of Canadians! All that’s holding him back is that he hasn’t got a majority of 50%, much less 50 + 1. And while we’re not a duopoly to the extent that Uruguay for the longest time was, we’re not far from it, either; we’ve got a long-time farce of Liberal vs. Conservative swapping going on, although it’s acrimonious rather than buddy-buddy as in Uruguay. Still, at times it’s hard to tell which is which, and that’s never good.

But one thing we don’t have, which Uruguay does, is that burden of the need for a clear majority in order to form a government. It’s a burden which stacks the deck in favor of established parties, and makes it harder for a leftist coalition like the Frente Amplio (Mujica’s party, or more accurately, parties) to gain a foothold–not that a first-past-the-post system necessarily makes anything easier, as we up here know only too well. Either system clearly favors the oligarchs, and unless a leftist with true mass appeal breaks out in a big way, as in Venezuela and Bolivia, well–we’re stuck.

Meanwhile, in Uruguay, a second round–totally unnecessary, except for keeping up appearances (and tensions) will go down on November 29. It’s practically a foregone conclusion that Pepe Mujica will win, because his opponent is a truly loathsome old oligarch and an apologist for the dictatorship. But it’s not a “clear majority”, so the very farce that Pepe fought against as a young man is perpetuating itself–and inadvertently proving that he was right all along.

Ironically, had he moved further to the left, instead of trying to make a play for the “mushy middle” (which always goes to the conservatives, when all’s said, out of cowardice), he might have gotten the outright majority and then some on the first round, as Chavecito did in Venezuela, ten years ago. Venezuela was deeply embroiled in a long-term crisis, starting in the mid-1980s. Uruguay isn’t there yet. But if the global economic crisis deepens, as I suspect it will, and foreign investments end up sacking it as they have in the past, we may well see a shift at last. And then perhaps Pepe Mujica may have to reconsider his “reformist” tendencies and become a real revolutionary once more. And then we may end up seeing some truly hilarious backpedalling from people like the morons at the Wall Street Urinal, who felt the need to recast Mujica–obviously no neoliberal–in the most capitalist-friendly light possible, just to keep up the artificial dichotomy between the “good” left and the “bad”. Which, if the video below has anything to say, is a farce, too:

Mujica, far from wanting to distance himself from Chavecito, wants to learn more from him. Can you blame the man? Nothing succeeds like success, and Chavecito knows it well. You can bet he’ll be helping Mujica steer a better path after the 29th of next month. And when he does, it will throw a puck in the Wall Street Urinal–and any other media cloaca that burbles happy horseshit about how neoliberalism is poised to make a comeback.

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Music for a Sunday: Everybody need reverse polarity

The first Rush song I ever heard* wasn’t this one, but it was on the same album. Moving Pictures yields a number of gems that I can’t imagine why they were never released as singles; probably for the reason that there’d have been no B-sides left if they did! (Vinyl…sob…how I miss it!)

Fortunately, they play this one a lot in concert, and they have a lot of good concert videos out. So now you can get the mood lifter. Soft filter. Evelate from the norm. (Yes, that’s a deliberate blooper–a quirk that became so popular that they left it in and even perform it live every time!)

*For those who care, it was “Limelight”. It grabbed my 13-year-old attention for two reasons: lyrics that, refreshingly, had nothing to do with “baby baby baby”, and the fact that here was a dude with a kick-ass name, who sang in my exact vocal range. Still does, too!

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Wankers of the Week: Early Halloweenies edition

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Yes, kiddies, Halloween is still a week away…but it’s none too soon to be scared–or just grossed out, as the case may be–by these evil, undead wankers:

1. Alvaro Fucking Vargas Llosa. Someone please tell him that BoRev and I drove a stake through the whole “Valijagate” story long ago. That corpse, hit be stankin’.

2. T. Boone Fucking Pickens. That oil you only think you’re “entitled” to? Guess whose taxes are paying for the war that never won you that non-entitlement. And just imagine, you coulda had universal single-payer healthcare instead! What a pity you didn’t listen to Commie Pinko Ike Eisenhower when he explained it all…

And oh yeah, your oil coulda been cheaper, too. War raises the price of oil, you myopic fucking wanker!

3. Jan Fucking Harder. Local politics in our nation’s capital don’t interest me all that much (it’s a municipal thing!), but this one pipped my radar because this Conservative is, in her own words, a “friggin’ yahoo” and thus “less than desirable” in Canadian politics on a federal level. Oddly, the local yahoos in Barrhaven certainly seem to like her–probably because she confines herself to truly trivial issues, such as net-nannying the computers at the local library, and eating up the taxpayers’ money over a stupid coat of arms, while making an ass of herself on all things that might, conceivably, improve life for the locals, such as expanded rail service to rural areas. Oh yeah, and she’s also a racist–to the point where THESE friggin’ yahoos were urging support for her. Yep, “support” from Nazis all over the world. Always a nice thing to have going on up here, no? But hey, I hear hosting a charity golf tourney is a great way to cover a multitude of sins!

4. Brian Fucking Griffiths. Neoliberal capitalism is another monster from the 1980s that simply refuses to die, even though it’s staggering all over the streets of London, stinking and losing limbs, and moaning gibberish like this:

“We have to tolerate the inequality as a way to achieve greater prosperity and opportunity for all.”

Whaaaaa?

Inequality leads to greater prosperity? In what strange parallel universe does a widening wealth gap, with all the desperation that that implies, lead to “greater opportunity”? Opportunity for what–slavery? Sales of kidneys? Or just more fucking wankerdom from those who’ve got theirs and are damned if they’re letting anything trickle down but piss and jizzum? (Thanks to RickB for catching this one.)

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5. Whoever the fuck is in charge at the Canadian Blog Awards. No feminist category? Dude, you are so fucking lame. Consider this pointless contest duly boycotted!

6. Nick Fucking Griffin. British racist partyleader points the finger at Obama. Guess what he accuses him of?

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7. The Fucking Beeb is jam-packed with wankers, too. See above, and add this and this.

8. Gregory Fucking Rideout. I’m sorry, but I cannot call this man a judge. If he can’t tell the difference between a vicious, drug-assisted sexual assault and “rough play”, he’s not fit to occupy any bench…except the one outside the principal’s office, where the bad kids used to get sent to await the strap, back in the day.

9. Eric Fucking Hunt. You may be legally entitled to believe whatever bullshit you like, but you’re not legally entitled to your own facts, nor are you entitled to sue anyone whose facts prove you to be a dumbass, Nazi-boy. Now take your meds and stop harassing people. (What do you bet it’s him as “blithe”, and a couple of other holocaust-deniers, doing it here?)

10. Bernie Fucking Kerik. Oh, how the mighty have fallen! And believe it or not, this full-of-himself sack-o-shit still has a ways to go…like all the way to a federal penitentiary.

11. Fucking Dubya. They burned his effigy outside the Montreal hotel where the Warmonger Preznit spoke this week, and no wonder: It’s the same place where John Lennon once held his bed-in for peace. SACRILEGE!!!

And finally, to Larry Klayman‘s little ass-barnacle in New York, one “Fran and the City” (at least that’s what her Gmail account sez. Like everything else of hers, it makes very little if any sense.) Fran, honey, I hate to break it to you so rudely, but you’re just so wrong on every point, and shrieking at me like a deranged fruit-bat in ALL CAPS won’t help. Just as I predicted in the entry you so courteously shat upon, Larry lost. Thanks for playing ideological strip poker. Now here’s a silver bullet for all your trouble…

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Why Chavecito isn’t worried

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(Just so’s ya know, the above is a photoshop. That’s not Chavecito’s body, and those lily-white paws are definitely not his hands!)

What…him worry? Nahhhh. Why not? Hmmmm…maybe it’s because the big handsome guy has nothing to worry about, and he knows it?

The president of Venezuela, Hugo Chávez, today dismissed the results of surveys which show a supposed drop in his popularity over the last few months and asserted that he would win re-election in the 2012 elections.

During an official ceremony, the president said that “they (the opposition) have already begun; they’re fighting a lot, for sure. Of course, they want to be deputies now, and many want to be presidents, so they go around telling stories, and now they’re saying they’ll win out over Chávez in 2012.”

Chávez dismissed the findings of the opposition’s polling firms, which claimed that between August and October, the popularity of the Venezuelan government dropped nearly 20 points, from 60 to 42% approval, due to the citizenry’s rejection of socialist measures.

The head of state laughed at the “party” the opposition threw over certain opinion polls which claimed that his popularity had dropped over the last two months.

“They’re already campaigning, and they say I’m campaigning. Fine, it’s true, my campaign never ends. I began on February 4, 1992 (with the failed uprising against the government of Carlos Andés Pérez) and I’ll end it on the day they bury me,” Chávez said.

The president bases his confidence that he will be elected to a third term on the fact that while the opposition is supported by capitalists and the wealthy, his government is bringing in socialism “which frees the people, the majorities, from slavery.”

Translation mine.

Chavecito isn’t worrying for other reasons, too. A key one being the fact that the survey firms he’s referring to have the oppos’ stinkum all over them:

“Alfredo Keller & Associates and Hinterlaces are briefcase-toting enterprises, totally disreputable, and a laughing-stock for the vulgar manipulation they’ve committed about Venezuelan political reality for the last 10 years in the interests of the US State Department.”

So says Carlos Sierra, co-ordinator of mobilizations and events in Caracas for the United Socialist Party of Venezuela (PSUV), adding that the said survey firms should be investigated by legal authorities.

“These private companies that take opinion polls in the Caracas Country Club district, should be held responsible before the Venezuelan justice system, and explain where they get these numbers whose purpose is to deceive the population–an objective they keep achieving with less frequency every time,” Sierra said.

These companies blatantly violate the constitution of the republic, Sierra asserts, and for this reason, the PSUV is calling on the Prosecutor-General and the National Assembly to open a legal investigation into their activities.

“in contrast to what these companies announced in their latest manipulations, the popularity of Chávez is holding steady around 60%, according to the Venezuelan Institute of Data Analysis (IVAD), Encuestadora Siglo XXI, and even Datanálisis, which is linked to the opposition sectors,” Sierra said.

IVAD and Datanálisis emphasized, in their latest opinion polls, published in September, levels of 57.9% and 57.3% support, respectively, for the leadership of president Hugo Chávez Frías.

Hinterlaces and Alfredo Keller forget that the president’s leadership rests on revolutionary governance, expressed in socio-economic programs aimed at improving the lot of millions of Venezuelans who were marginalized by neoliberal politics, the same which these firms defend, Sierra says.

“Not for nothing is the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela among the first five countries on the planet with the highest rate of sustained growth, according to the United Nations,” Sierra recalls. He is referring to Venezuela’s Human Development Index, which has grown in a sustained manner since 2003, despite hardships caused by certain opposition actions, such as the coup d’état of 2002 and the petroleum-industry sabotage of 2002-3.

In the Human Development Index, which takes into account levels of education, health and economic growth, Venezuela now occupies the 58th highest position worldwide. In Latin America, it lags behind only Chile, Argentina, Uruguay and Cuba.

The figures of the UN and Datanálisis “are a clear expression of the policies implemented by the National Executive, which have a favorable impact on the Venezuelan population, especially the most vulnerable sectors.”

Again, translation mio.

When you’re well armed with the true facts, you’re pretty well disinclined to give much credit to bullshit. Human Development Indices (and dramatically improved nutrition levels) are pretty damn hard to argue against. So’s the fact that Venezuela recently made the UNESCO Executive Council–kind of a hard thing to do if you’re not progressing substantially and democratically!

On the other hand, accusations around discredited Argentine nuclear scientists are easy to laugh off–and you can see Chavecito do it here. Albeit, alas, only in Spanish. But check out his face, tone of voice and body language anyhow–he clearly thinks the accusations surrounding this Macaroni ‘n’ Cheeze dude are hilarious, and so do I. It’s like accusing Canada of being in the nuclear arms race just because we build CANDU reactors, fergawdsakes. (CANDUs generate electricity, not weapons-grade plutonium. BTW, let’s give Bloomberg a hearty round of applause for getting this story right.)

No, Chavecito’s not the least bit worried. He’s laughing, and why not? He’s got, as usual, plenty to laugh about. The oppos are in their customary state of disarray, and the only way they have of shoring up their discredited parties and platforms is to resort to lies, rumor-mongering, false accusations, lies, lies, more lies, and oh yeah, did I mention damn lies…and statistics?

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Unloaded, you say?

Whoa! Careful there, big fella. And next time, double check before you wave that thing around!

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Finally, El Ecuadorable has taken my advice…

…and gotten himself one of those groovy jackets with the aguayo inserts, like Evo wears:

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Très chic.

Now, if only NORTH American guys could get their closets together so nicely!

PS: Speaking of getting it together, Evo and China have just signed a memo of understanding for the building of the Tupac Katari satellite. WooHOO, it’s a go!

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Teh Heterostoopid: Stop him before he spawns again!

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More proof, in case anyone needed it, that some people just should not reproduce.

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The final nail in the birthers’ coffin

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Definitive proof that he was born in Hawaii.

Hang loose, moondoggie!

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