Music for a Sunday: What’s wrong with going around in the buff?

“En Cueros”, a rockin’ number from Cuba’s own Buena Fe.

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Your weekend leftist hottietood: Rafael Correa on Democracy Now!

And now you know why the lamestream media up here won’t show this guy on TV. I don’t call him El Ecuadorable for nothing, you know! But besides being distractingly cute, he’s also smart, and in a world of stupid little sound bites, that simply won’t do!

Video in 3 parts; click through for the other two.

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Wankers of the Week: Making Kitty Scared edition

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Yep, kittikins, I saw it too. And the more I see of wankers like those below, the more I appreciate all cats–particularly the LOL kind. These people are guaranteed to make you scramble around looking for a kitten chaser–or something equally cute and benign to lick your eyeballs clean:

1. Rodney Fucking McGill. Christ, what is it with all these imprecatin’ pasturds? This one not only doesn’t repent of having committed fraud, he prayed for horrible fates to befall those who put his mangy ass in the dogpound. Cat scratch fever is too good for him!

2. Michael Fucking Duvall. This sleazy Californian assemblyman was caught on an in-house camera talking about his screwin’ and spankin’ escapades–with women (lobbyists!) not his wife. Can you believe he still got a 100% score from a homophobic “family values” group? They may want to reconsider that now, eh? (Either that, or they’ll have to send him a blonde in “eye-patch underwear” for him to soak with semen. Ugh.)

(Edit: He has now resigned, though strangely enough, he hasn’t said a word about the inappropriate things he DID, only apologizing for what he SAID about them. Classy, no? Wonkette’s announcement wins for Best Title. Best comments, too.)

2 1/2. And while we’re at it, let’s shed no tears for Jeff Fucking Miller–the person to whom the Slimeball Duvall bragged of his exploids. Yet another asshole who thinks same-sex marriage somehow diminishes his special status as a heterosexually-wedded slimeball!

3. Robert Fucking Morgenthau. How old is this wingnut? And more to the point, how senile? (And have I mentioned yet today how very much I love Mark Weisbrot?)

4. Whoever the fuck thought it was a good idea to advertise Colombia, land of death squads and cocaine, using disembodied hearts.

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5. Charles Fucking Boustany. No, Grandma ain’t dead at the hands of a mythical Obama death panel yet. And neither, alas, is the “Obama death panel” canard. Count Dracula Boustany is keeping that urghly monster on life support, with the help of his friend, Dr. Victor Frankenstein. Who will drive a stake through it?

6. And while we’re on the subject of Frankensteinian monsters–has anyone gotten a good look at Stephen Fucking Harper lately? Looks like his bland, “nice” face has fallen off and could use some repair work! But oh, if only it were limited to his face. Truth is, he’s rotten to the core, and there ain’t NOTHIN’ that can fix THAT…short of a silver bullet.

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7. J. Grant Fucking Swank. You make Kitty more scared than any Islamist jet-crasher ever could. “Shudder” that, crazydude.

8. Joe Fucking Wilson. No, not Valerie Plame’s husband the ambassador. This one’s a right-wing redneck from South Carolina, with all the disgusting racism that implies. (Hello, state with a Confederate flag flying from the state house? Guess who helped put and keep it there.) He actually promised he’d wank in public, too. So you know exactly how much salt to put on his ass when he projects his ass off, heckles the elected president of the United States and calls him a liar, eh? (And no, I don’t believe he’s really sorry. Had he that much grace in him, he’d have kept his big yap shut.)

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9. Lindsay Fucking Graham. Joe the Racist gets up and yells “You lie!”, and yet Obama’s the one with the “combative” tone? Somebody needs to clean the jizzum out of his ears.

10. Fucking “MXDAD56”, alias “Buck”. And you wonder why I don’t Twitter, or tweet, or whatever it is they’re all supposedly doing these days? It’s because I get all the wingnutty trolls I care to see right here, in the old school. And I really could do without the death threats that this cowardly twat dishes up like cardboard cafeteria “freedom” fries.

11. Miriam Fucking Lozano. Did you know that Venezuela has a new president, and that she thinks she’s Jesus? It’s true! Watch this:

Yeesh. How drunk WERE they at that little march? No wonder the watchword is still “Chávez los tiene locos” (Chávez drives ’em nuts)!

Well, that’s enough wanking for one more week, yes? Now, here’s the antidote: a bit of Katzenmusik!

And if that’s not enough to erase the nightmare visions of wankdom from your mind (and monitor), may I recommend a good screen cleaner?

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Just had a thought

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The first post-Dubya 9-11 has just come and gone without a major terrorist event (costing thousands of lives at one fell swoop, that is).

Also, the 2008 US presidential election did NOT become a lengthy débâcle of vote theft, hanging chads, recounts, and recounts denied, much less a delayed coronation by SCOTUS intervention, as the 2000 one was.

Do you know what that means?

IT MEANS THAT OBAMA IS A BETTER ANTI-TERRORIST PRESIDENT THAN WEAK ‘N’ STUPID EVER WAS.

No shit–he’s been at the helm longer now than Dubya was when those jets crashed, smashed, and blew fireballs out the other side of three buildings and a field in Pennsylvania.

And, perhaps owing to all the threats against his life, I’ll bet The Hawaiian’s taken a much more active stance with the intelligence and security organisms, too.

Think about that the next time you hear a wingnut screaming that the US isn’t safe under a black president.

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Salvador Allende tribute edition

Remember the other September 11? Chile does:

“Venceremos”–the battle hymn of Allende’s party.

A documentary of Allende’s life and death. In Spanish; subtitles in Italian and English.

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Charlie Hardy exposes the AP

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Charles Hardy, a.k.a. the Cowboy in Caracas–really ought to blog more often. His entries on Venezuelanalysis are always excellent, but far too sporadic for my liking. In his latest one, he takes on a “news” agency which seems to be locked in a death-race to the bottom with FUX Snooze:

In an Associated Press article with the byline of Christopher Toothaker published on the Internet on August 9, mention was made of Colombia’s accusation and that Sweden confirmed the sale of the weapons to Venezuela (which happened in the late 80s). It also said that, “Chávez denies aiding the FARC.” But the article did not say anything about the weapons being among those taken in 1995.

So I called Mr. Toothaker to ask why he omitted that. He replied that he didn’t “believe” that they were the weapons that were stolen. He added that Chávez said the weapons involved were taken by the ELN, (the National Liberation Army in Colombia). That was pretty much all of our conversation.

Afterwards I was thinking that maybe the weapons that the Colombia government retrieved were taken from the ELN and not the FARC. It is difficult for me to trust anything coming from the Colombian government. I thought about calling Mr. Toothaker again to ask about that possibility, but decided not to do so. I felt I would just receive another of his beliefs.

Now, Mr. Hardy knows a thing or two about beliefs; he’s a devout Catholic, a former priest, who has worked in the slums of Caracas as a Maryknoll missionary for a number of years. This would explain why he is far too polite to say the word bullshit about anything the infamous Christopher Toothaker writes. But you can definitely hear him thinking it, particularly here:

It ought to be noted that the Associated Press in Venezuela has its offices in the building that is home to El Universal, one of the major opposition newspapers. Having offices there is like trying to grow beautiful smelling roses in a hotbed of onions. Not exactly the best place for a news service that is should be presenting balanced reporting.

“A hotbed of onions”? Well, at least onions are good for something. (Companion-planting gardeners, BTW, swear by garlic–another member of the allium family–as a companion to roses.) I respectfully suggest he may have been thinking of raw, uncomposted sewage.

But El Universal is actually more like a hotbed of radioactive waste. You can’t smell it, and unless you come equipped with a Geiger counter calibrated to bullshit, you come away burned–and contaminated–from just being in the same building. Which is a damned strange place for the AP to be, when you think about it. And which would also explain why so many AP “reporters” are merely stenographers, repeating in English whatever the highly-biased El Luniversal says in Spanish. They probably sit in on the same editorial bull sessions. It must save the AP a whackload of dinero; also saves its lazy journos having to actually go out there and report on something.

Anyhow, long story made short: Something is definitely sniffy when the AP’s offices are in the same building with those of the most rabidly right-wing paper in the nation. Finally, someone exposed this very salient fact about the Dissociated Press. Now, let’s see if anyone else does anything about it.

Good job, Charlie–keep it up!

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Two former US soldiers speak out for peace…in Venezuela

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Meet Benji Lewis, 24–US army vet, and now, because of what he went through at Fallujah, a peace activist.

Eva Golinger has a knack for finding all sorts of interesting things that the government of the US would undoubtedly prefer that we not know. She’s found evidence that USAID–supposedly an agency to aid development in underdeveloped countries–has actually been financing coupmongers (some of them extremely violent) in Venezuela and Bolivia. She found enough material for two books–or was it three?–just on Venezuela alone. Now she’s branched out; she interviewed two soldiers-turned-peace-activists recently, and here are some of the highlights from the piece she wrote for her blog and Venezuelanalysis:

EG: When did you go to Iraq, Josh?

Josh: September 2004 to September 2005.

EG: What did you think when you were going there?

Josh: I was against the war but at the same time figured we already started the war and so should see it through and help the country rebuild. It was hard to think about. I was in charge of interrogations in Irak. And Source Operations, running sources to get information. I was in Mosul, Iraq. In Iraq, 95% of those detained and interrogated were innocent. The interrogations agitate the population against you. If they weren’t terrorists or insurgents when detained, they will be afterward! The reason why 95% are innocent and still detained is because the way to measure succes in Iraq, unlike in Vietnam where it was a body count, is based on the number of detainees. It doesn’t matter if they are women or children or innocent. I didn’t participate in physical torture and beat detainees. But I did participate in psychological torture.

EG: But you knew torture took place?

Josh: I saw the victims of the torture. The bruises and lashes all over their bodies came from somewhere. We would send the detainees to the Iraqi Army and Kurdish Militia that were working with us and they would do the torture for us. I had concerns about that especially because torture doesn’t work well for getting information.

EG: Benji, you were in Fallujah during the Blackwater scandal?

Benji: Right after. I was sent to Fallujah and there was excitement because it was right after the Blackwater scandal and we were on a mission of revenge. No one told us what had really happened except that US citizens had been killed by the Iraqi insurgents in Fallujah. So I was excited because I was going to be in a mortar unit and would be able to do what I was trained to do, we were going to utilize our mortars. We thought we were going to Fallujah to neutralize an insurrection, but they didn’t tell us that the entire city had already been bombed by the US for about a week and a third of the population was already displaced or dead. We were being told that this was a mission of revenge, we didn’t know they were Blackwater mercenaries that had been killed, we were told they were just US citizens. Several batallions of marines were unleashed on the city from every angle. It was a seige. There were thousands of us that assaulted Fallujah. We surrounded them and cut off their electricity and water, we bombed mosques.

EG: The military wasn’t giving the soldiers any kind of information?

Benji: Hearts and Minds is double rhetoric. You have to first control the hearts and minds of the troops committing these atrocities before sending them to war. You have to lie to them–otherwise you can’t fight these kinds of wars.

This interview also appears in Spanish in the Correo del Orinoco, and at YVKE Mundial.

Josh Simpson and Benji Lewis have also appeared on Venezuelan TV. Vanessa Davies, who hosts Contragolpe (“Counterpunch”, or in this case, “Counter-coup”) interviewed both of them. Josh’s interview can be seen here; Benji’s here. The videos are in Spanish and English. There’s some translation, but it’s not hard to get the gist of the questions being asked.

What they have to say is great, and we all need to hear it–over and over and over again. What bugs me is that there seems to be more interest in what they have to say in Venezuela than back where they come from. What’s that saying again, about a prophet in his own land…?

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Ah, the miracles of high technology!

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And gee, hasn’t South Africa come a long way since apartheid fell and the country was declared open to capitalism democracy? I mean, look: They have memory sticks now!

Broadband promised to unite the world with super-fast data delivery – but in South Africa it seems the web is still no faster than a humble pigeon.

A Durban IT company pitted an 11-month-old bird armed with a 4GB memory stick against the ADSL service from the country’s biggest web firm, Telkom.

Winston the pigeon took two hours to carry the data 60 miles – in the same time the ADSL had sent 4% of the data.

Telkom said it was not responsible for the firm’s slow internet speeds.

They have great corporate governance too, as you can see. And such accountable corporate people!

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Going off half-cocked (from now on)

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See, this is why the Second Amendment really, REALLY sucks….

It’s a lesson he should have learned from Plaxico Burress — but this was worse.

A 15-year-old Brooklyn boy shot himself in the penis Sunday after fumbling with a gun that had slid from his waistband, authorities said yesterday.

Khamir Grant was then arrested for reckless endangerment and criminal possession of a weapon — the same charges levied against Burress, who shot himself at a Manhattan nightclub in 2008, law-enforcement sources said.

Grant told cops that he was walking home from Amersfort Park at East 39th Street and Avenue J in East Flatbush around 1:30 a.m., when the gun began to fall into his pants, sources said.

When Grant grabbed for it, he accidentally pulled the trigger, firing a bullet right through his penis.

…it makes it possible for total dumbasses to not only get their hands on one, but their family jewels shot off by one.

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Facebook is for humans…

…very bored humans.

Facebok is for chickens! Swedish chickens, that is…

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