Congratulations, Ecuador!

A happy note from Aporrea:

On Tuesday, on International Literacy Day, UNESCO declared Ecuador to be free of illiteracy.

The minister of education, Raúl Vallejo, represented President Correa, who was unable to attend because the date coincided with the funeral of his chief of security, who died of the AH1N1 flu. The official proclamation took place in the city of Manta, in Manabí province, according to Prensa Latina.

Vallejo made the official declaration in front of 15,000 persons in Jocay Stadium. He also set a goal of 420,000 literate persons with at least ten grades of basic general education.

Hundreds of students from various provinces performed colorful dances, accompanied by a giant human chalkboard, percussion bands and musical groups, in a five-hour celebration broadcast on radio and television throughout the country.

Vallejo recognized the work of 160,000 high-school students in their graduating year, who offered their aid as volunteer teachers in various parts of the country.

Vallejo pointed out that the conclusion of this first step took place just a few days after the second anniversary of August 14, 2007, when president Rafael Correa set the goal of reducing the illiteracy rate from what it was that day, 9.3% of Ecuadorians over the age of 15.

The program began days later in Monjas, Chimborazo province, and illiteracy dropped by 7 percentage points, to just 2.7% of the adult population.

According to UNESCO, a country can be declared free of illiteracy when the illiterate portion of the population is no greater than 3.9%.

The literacy campaign in Ecuador consisted of five sub-programs: Manuela Sáenz, directed at the mestizo population; Dolores Cacuango, for indigenous and peasant communities; Voluntad, for prison inmates; Cordón Fronterizo, for people in the border regions; and Capacidades Diferentes, for the disabled.

Translation mine.

So, look who’s now in the same league as Cuba, Venezuela and Bolivia. Damn commies! Haha.

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One more to get the wingnuts shrieking

Michael Moore and Chavecito–together in Venice. They shot the shit for about three hours. Gee, maybe this will give Michael some ideas for his next project?

Video in Spanish; exploding heads in the US.

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Quotable: Marc Perkel on Obama’s “socialized” medicine

“President Obama says, ‘If you like your health care plan you can keep it.’ This statement is not true.

“When health care reform passes you will no longer be able to buy the kind of health insurance you have now. For example, if the plan you have now excludes coverage for preexisting conditions, that will go away. If they have a cap on what they will pay out if you are really sick, that will go away. If they want to drop you when you are sick or raise your rates so you can’t afford it, that will go away as well. You will no longer be denied life saving procedures by insurance company death panels like you have now.

“So when Obama says that you can keep your health plan, don’t believe him. He’s lying to you. He’s going to force you to get a better plan for less money whether you like it or not.”

–Marc Perkel, at Bartcop.com

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This’ll shut ’em up

Dame Pa’ Matala has some choice words for the King of Spain. I have some for him and the media.

All weekend long we’ve been hearing nothing in the news but how everybody and their dog is out marching against that “evil dictator Chávez” (o rly?) Well, finally the media have woken up to the fact that there’s another side to the story. Take it away, Ollie Stone!

Spain’s King Juan Carlos should “shut up” and listen to Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, US film director Oliver Stone said in comments published Tuesday in a Spanish newspaper.

“Your king should shut up and listen to Chavez more,” the top-selling daily El Pais quoted Stone as telling one of its journalists at the Venice film festival on Monday.

Stone and Chavez were in Venice for the world premiere of his documentary “South of the Border,” which looks at the outspoken Venezuelan leader’s role in bottom-up change sweeping South America.

At the Ibero-American summit in Chile in November 2007, King Juan Carlos sparked a diplomatic row when he turned to Chavez — who had been repeatedly interrupting a speech by Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero — and said: “Why don’t you shut up.”

His outburst became a catchphrase in the Spanish-speaking world, appearing on T-shirts and even being turned into a mobile-phone ringtone downloaded by millions.

Stone said: “Chavez is an extraordinary man who has managed to reduce by half the number of people living in poverty in his country. I am tired of seeing the media in my country call him a dictator, because he is not.”

SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!

And the scary part is that Chavecito, unlike his neighbor El Narco-Paraco Uribe, managed to deal with the poverty problem without killing poor people! He gave ’em hospitals, schools, doctors in their own neighborhoods, a pediatric hospital, and so much other free stuff I can’t list here. How evil is that?

Er. Actually, it’s not evil at all. It’s good, isn’t it? Yes, absolutely. So why’s it taken so long for the media to catch on? Well, they didn’t have Ollie Stone to interview. And they couldn’t very well break the news on his latest doc without talking to the man. And oh, bad luck for them–every word out of his mouth has been nothing but good about Chavecito, and slams for his detractors.

That’s why Reuters had to crib from The Hollywood Reporter, which also has another amazingly decent piece here; their own journos, who hate all things non-capitalist, were all in the bathroom with the cramps.

And that’s why TIME’s Richard Corliss got so fucking dyspeptic that he couldn’t even see straight, let alone spell Kirchner without an S. (Here, Dick, have some Angostura. Infallible stomach remedy, created by Simón Bolívar’s own German army doctor. Don’t worry–it’s now made in Trinidad, not Venezuela. And will you please get over your wife’s gushing about Chavecito’s nice firm handshake?)

And oh yeah, that great cultural guru and human Cheeto, Cornelius McGillicuddy the Fourth (please God, let there not be a fifth!) just had to weigh in too, however lightly. Whaddya bet he didn’t even see it–and that this is just his usual knee-jerkiness talking?

But y’know what? Seeing all the wingnut heads exploding is infinitely preferable to watching them continue to swell over their sad little march four days ago. Because this makes them all look every bit as idiotic as they are. And because it’s really sweet to see Aporrea flaunting headlines like “Venice kills Facebook” and “Oliver Stone: ‘Chávez is a hero, a phenomenon’.” And because that, not the march, is what’s gonna stick in people’s minds–or craws–the longest.

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El Ecuadorable loses security chief to flu

From Aporrea, a sad note:

Colonel John Merino, chief of security for the President of Ecuador, died today from AH1N1 flu, after 27 days in the intensive care unit of the Military Hospital in Quito.

Merino was admitted on August 10 with a grave prognosis. He had co-ordinated the security for the Unasur summit, the bicentennial celebrations of the independence of Quito, and the inauguration of Rafael Correa’s second consecutive term as president, which was being celebrated that day.

Since that date, Merino remained in intensive care. According to President Correa himself, in a report on August 29, he was “between life and death.”

“My security chief, an extraordinary official, Air Force Colonel John Merino, is between life and death because he went above and beyond the call of duty, to the point of imprudence,” President Correa said.

Merino did not mention having symptoms of influenza, and kept on doing his job. Correa confirmed that “the chief of security was a man who worked tirelessly for the national government.”

Merino, 42, died around 8:00 pm local time (1:00 GMT). He will lie in state in the Yellow Room of the presidential palace in Quito, and will be transferred tomorrow to the coastal city of Guayaquil.

The latest data from the Ministry of Health in Ecuador report that up to now, the type A flu has affected over 900 persons in Ecuador, killing 45.

Translation mine.

Condolences to Col. Merino’s family, and to all of Ecuador.

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A sleeping giant too angry to scrapbook

Yes, it’s a parody. But only just. The real ‘wingers really ARE this stupid. Here’s the original:

Next up: Chris Crocker cries and tells us to leave Shanneen alone!

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Ladies and gentlemen, the future president of Honduras

I just love this kid, and so does the crowd:

He’s just ten years old, and already a red-hot socialist, kicking the ass of Gorilletti and his military goons with passion and intelligence and a real way with words. Remember his name: Oscar David Montecinos. This will not be the last time you hear of him, I guarantee it.

¡VIVA!

(h/t The Scarlet Pimpernel, Honduras Oye)

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Hey Branko, come sue me too–if you dare!

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Hey Branko, is this “libel”, “slander” or “calumny” enough for ya? Dude, if the shoe fits, wear it and don’t send out your lawyer to complain that it pinches:

Branko Marinkovic, businessman and ex-president of the radical Comité Pro Santa Cruz, filed a slander lawsuit on Monday against the vice-minister for governmental co-ordination, Wilfredo Chávez, and a presumed activist for the ruling MAS party, professor Margoli Guzmán, accusing them of linking him to terrorist acts.

Marinkovic’s attorney, Otto Richter, told the media that this action would set a precedent, because no government authority or political leader had previously faced such accusations without knowing that they would have to answer for their actions and words before the law.

“Today, Mr. Branko Marinkovic has filed two lawsuits, one against Ms. Margoli Guzmán Rojas, and the other against Mr. Wlfredo Chávez Serrano, for slander and injuries [to his reputation],” said the jurist.

Richter explained that last Wednesday, vice-minister Chávez insinuated that Marinkovic used his influence against the Superior Court of Santa Cruz, with the objective of slowing down investigations into a separatist-terrorist case against the ex-civil society director.

Margoli Guzman is said to have accused Marinkovic of financing the activities of the terrorist cell dismanteld in Santa Cruz this past April.

Marinkovic’s attorney asserted that his client “is in Santa Cruz, will stay in Santa Cruz, and will remain in the country” to demonstrate before justice that he had never had any relations with the terrorist group.

“He is not trying to evade any orders, for one simple reason: there is no arrest warrant out against Branko Marinkovic,” said Richter, who claims that justice failed because the terrorist-separatist court case is rooted in Santa Cruz, not in La Paz.

Translation mine.

Here you can clearly see just how much arrogance and chutzpah exists in the Santa Cruz “civil society” groups (read: fascist terrorist financiers). They claim it’s not really justice because the case against them is a federal rather than a local or provincial one? Surely they jest.

Or maybe they’re just running scared, because they know that the government has some real information on them. And to intimidate anyone who speaks out, they’re now pursuing this frivolous suit against two very minor players.

Bad news for ya, Branko: The truth is the best defence legally as well as in any debate. These two will get off, because they’re only telling the truth, and it is nothing that we don’t already know. And if you don’t have the truth on your side, all the lawsuits in the world aren’t going to change that.

At best, this is just gonna make you look like the rich bully you undoubtedly are.

And if you don’t like seeing it told so baldly, you can sue me too–if you think your arm reaches all the way up the Internet into Canada. C’mon, Branko, let’s see if you can repossess my used furniture, haha.

PS: Branko’s lawyer is lying, BTW. Government minister Alfredo Rada has just made it clear that a warrant for Branko’s arrest is in the works. The case against Branko is being made at the federal level because Branko (or his Comité, same diff) is widely suspected of having bribed a superior-court judge in Santa Cruz. So you can kind of see why the case against him can’t be carried out locally, eh?

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Ooh, ahh…

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Either Gainesville is a very small town, or it was a very slow news day. Or this “independent” newspaper is one of the many in the US that have a strange notion of what constitutes peace and democracy…

About forty people gathered Friday gathered with a simple message: “No more Chávez.”

Forty? Wowzers.

What started out with two students and a lone sign that read “No + Chavez,” slowly became a full-blown protest demonstrating against Hugo Chávez’s rule over Venezuela.

Though it was scheduled for 5 p.m., the protest took full force around 5:45 as the demonstrators, mostly students, trickled to the corner.

Yeah, I bet they were a real force to be reckoned with…

However, not only Venezuelans attended the protest. About 10 students from Honduras held signs and chanted in favor of democracy.

Kenya Perez, a Honduran junior at Santa Fe, said she felt inclined to protest because she is against communism in Latin America.

“We want peace,” Perez said. “And we hate Chávez.”

Yo, Kenya: Peace and hate cancel each other out. If you actually wanted peace, you’d be in favor of him–unlike Gorilletti, he’s never turned the army out to fire on its own people. Even when they demonstrate against him, as they do with nauseating regularity.

And what do you bet these Hondurans are all in favor of the very VIOLENT coup that took place just two months ago in their homeland–from which they are well removed? Of course, the author doesn’t go into THAT. The story was supposed to be on how “peaceful” and “democratic” it is to hate a very democratically elected, ratified and popular leader, and by damn, the writer stuck to it–even though the end result was, as you can see, pitiful!

Ah well. Things were pathetic all over for the disociados. Here’s what the “big” march in downtown Caracas looked like:

Mario Silva, of VTV’s La Hojilla, shows that not only was this “global” march extremely ill-attended (and short), the demonstrators were also drinking (illegally!) And most pathetic of all, when they got to the public prosecutor’s office, which was the end of their mini-march, there were no police or national guard troops there for them to fight with! Imagine, no targets for their empty booze bottles. They came loaded for bear, and went home without so much as a moth-eaten squirrel. That’s gotta hurt!

And how pathetic is it when even CNN–well known for its antisocial tendencies–is forced to report that things were a flop? Right in the headline, even?

Meanwhile, for REAL independent reporting, here’s what happened in San Francisco. This demo was small, too–but…

A handful of anti-Chavistas were there. We had 10 people present but only 2 of us went near the anti-Chávez demonstration. We intentionally kept it a secret from them that we had other people there so that they wouldn’t mess with them. These 8 people spread out around the perimeter of the demonstration, handing out flyers and telling people that the protest was in support of President Hugo Chávez.

Passers-by saw the group waving Venezuelan flags and the 8 pro-Chávez supporters handed out thousands of flyers to people explaining why they should support Hugo Chávez and, probably, most people figured the anti-Chávez protest was actually in favor of Hugo Chávez. It greatly angered the anti-Chávistas that only TWO people were disrupting their little demo by passing out pro-Chávez literature. IF ONLY THEY HAD KNOWN THAT EIGHT MORE PEOPLE WERE FURTHER AWAY, DOING THE SAME THING! We figured they would notice those 8 people — but they never did. The 2 people who got close did a good job of distracting them. The anti-Chávistas didn’t bring any flyers (well, they had maybe 20 copies of a “talking points memo” that they desperately tried to hand out to compete with the 2 protesters’ 1000-some flyers) and so all they had was an incoherent banner and a bunch of Venezuelan flags, making our job much easier.

The anti-Chávistas were too busy arguing with, pushing, and trying to mess with the 2 people who went up close to them to even notice the other 8 people who were there. Every time they said “there’s only two of you,” those 2 people just smiled, knowing that the anti-Chávistas had been outsmarted (not hard to do). Most people didn’t get close enough to the anti-Chávistas to know what they were saying and all they got was a flyer that explained in great detail why Hugo Chávez should be supported and gave URLs to good websites about the Bolivarian Revolution.

The 2 people who were close to the anti-Chávistas encouraged them to believe that there were only 2 of us present. In the meantime, we had our other 8 people calling a bunch of the local media — radio stations, etc, and reporting on the pro-Chávez demonstration. At least 3 local radio stations put us on the air, reporting “live from the Support Hugo Chávez Rally”.

But, really, there were only about 15 anti-Chávistas there. And there were 10 of us. They had all the time in the world to prepare — they had a permit and everything and weeks to prepare for the demo but still only about 15 people showed up. They CLAIM 40 people showed up against Chávez but that is just a lie. The pictures prove that. The closest they got to 40 people is when a bunch of Japanese tourists came by to see what was going on and even then, it was only about 20 – 25 people and the tourists only stayed around for 5 minutes or so.

We only found out about the protest TWO DAYS in advance. And, in those two days, we got together basically the same amount of people and, because of our superior protest strategy of spreading out and keeping the majority of us secret from the anti-Chávistas, we were able to use their numbers to make our protest look even bigger. But, like I said, we were about the same number anyway.

Once more, with feeling:

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Next time, just take the damn insulin.

I mean really…what else is there to say to THIS?

It all began when 62-year-old Enrique Milla, a married man of 25 years, went to a doctor to discuss his sexual dysfunction.

After consulting with a urologist, Milla decided to have a penile implant, cbs4.com reports.

His attorney Spence Aronfeld told CBS4 news partners Newsradio610 WIOD that the decision was a huge mistake.

“The problem is that Mr. Milla has uncontrolled diabetes and it is absolutely, 100 percent, contraindicated – which means it should not be done on anyone with uncontrolled diabetes because diabetics have a rate of infection (higher than) people who don’t have diabetes,” said Aronfeld.

Milla went ahead with the surgery and developed a very serious infection, which caused his penis to become gangrenous. It was then removed.

“The man will live the rest of his life without his penis,” Aronfeld said.

On second thought, this makes rather a good case for socialized medicine, does it not? We get very few cases of uncontrolled diabetes up here in Soviet Canuckistan.

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