Chernobyl: Some people really DO want to watch the world burn…

Hey! Remember Chernobyl? If you’re over 40, chances are good that you do; to my generation, it was what Hiroshima was to my parents. And if you ever wondered why being able to do things manually is a vital skill that shouldn’t be lost, just imagine for yourselves what would be going on right now if there were no manual overrides there:

The automatic radiation monitoring system at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant was hit by a cyberattack Tuesday and monitoring was being carried out manually, according to a Ukrainian federal agency.

“Due to the temporary disconnection of the Windows system, the radiation monitoring in the area of the industrial site is carried out manually,” the agency for control of the Chernobyl exclusion zone said in a statement.

The statement also said that all “technological systems of the station operate in the normal mode,” but that “in connection with the cyberattack, the Chernobyl nuclear power plant website is not working.”

A number of companies and agencies across Europe reported that they were under cyberattack on Tuesday, including Russian oil and gas company Rosneft and Danish shipping firm Maersk. The source of the attack is not yet clear.

I don’t know what makes me want to smack my forehead harder…that some sick joker actually WANTS another Chernobyl meltdown, or that the plant is on the WinDoze system. For fuck’s sakes, people — if you can’t do Linux, at least get Macs! It’s not that they’re unhackable (no computer is), but at least they’re less vulnerable to some stupid script kiddie who thinks it would be cute to watch everyone scramble like they’re doing right now.

PS: Word’s out that there’s a ransomware bug currently making the rounds, named Petya. It’s MS-based and seems a likely candidate for the problems at Chernobyl, Rosneft and Maersk. PC owners, grab the patch and protect yourselves.

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Young Turks fall for Israeli hasbara

Ever feel vicariously embarrassed for someone? Watch this and you soon will:

Not embarrassed for Cenk and Ana yet? Maybe a little supplementary reading is in order, then:

The pro-Israel group accusing Chicago’s Dyke March of anti-Semitism for asking several people, including its Midwest manager, to leave, has a history of fabrications about attacks against Jews.

A Wider Bridge made global headlines this weekend with its claims about the incident in which several individuals were asked not to display “rainbow Jewish flags” at the Dyke March in Chicago’s Little Village neighborhood on Saturday.

The flags had blue stars similar to those on Israel’s flag, on a rainbow background.

The group is demanding that the Dyke March “issue a full public apology for dismissing LGBTQ Jews,” and that it engage in “a constructive dialogue about how anti-Semitism and calls for the disappearance of the Jewish state are creating an unsafe environment for LGBTQ Jews and allies.”

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This is not the first time A Wider Bridge has made false accusations of anti-Semitism against Chicago activists expressing solidarity with Palestinians.

Last year, A Wider Bridge was at the center of fabrications that protesters had disrupted Shabbat prayers during the National LGBTQ Task Force’s annual Creating Change conference.

In fact, the activists protested a reception for A Wider Bridge – an Israel lobby group.

Although the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, one of the media organizations that spread the false claim, later retracted it, the damage was done.

A Wider Bridge itself helped to fan misinformation and hyperbole about what happened.

This story is taking on a familiar pattern, where A Wider Bridge’s distorted version is making headlines and setting in place a false narrative.

And that’s where Cenk and Ana come in…blundering in, sadly. They completely overlooked the fact that these are not just “LGBT Jewish flags”, carried by random queer Jewish women to show pride in their dual, queer-Jewish identity. This hasbara troll group is a front for something else entirely. They ARE a pinkwashing organization, and the Turks fell for the pinkwash by denying that it could possibly be that.

However, as the EI piece I linked and excerpted shows, this group has a history of disrupting Chicago Pride events and using them to shoehorn apologia for Zionism in, to the dismay of other queer Jews:

Caleb Wagner, a queer anti-Zionist Jewish activist, was also part of the discussions. He rejected the claim that the individuals were asked to leave because they were Jewish, noting that most of those opposing the display of the flags were also Jewish.

The objections to the flag, he insisted, were also based on its use in Israel’s pinkwashing.

Pinkwashing is the public relations strategy that deploys Israel’s supposed enlightenment toward LGBTQ issues to deflect criticism from its human rights abuses.

It often involves gross exaggerations of Israel’s progressive policies, accompanied by outright lies about Palestinians.

A recent example was the national US tour of Israel’s “first trans officer” which aimed to present the Israeli army in a favorable light to LGBTQ – Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer – communities, neglecting to mention the officer’s role in Israel’s ongoing ethnic cleansing of Palestinian Bedouins.

Wagner said those carrying the flag refused to acknowledge that the symbol could have any association with pinkwashing. “They refused to acknowledge how that association with Israel – not Judaism – is not welcome in this space that is anti-colonial and pro-Palestine.”

A Wider Bridge’s Midwest manager Laurie Grauer insisted on putting forward pro-Israel arguments, Wagner said. “But that’s like coming into this space and saying you want to have a dialogue about anti-gay marriage or anti-trans,” Wagner said. “You coming into this space and trying to have a dialogue about the merits of Zionism is wrong and immoral in this space that is designed for queer people of color.”

“From my perspective, she came in there with a particular agenda to open up a dialogue about Zionism and be pro-Zionism,” Wagner said of Grauer.

None of this gets a mention in the Turks’ video, however. They only heard one side of the story…the side the hasbaratchiks wanted them to hear. The possibility that there were Palestinians in the march, or even just other Jews (who happen to be the main group objecting to Zionist crapaganda) completely eludes them. These people also exist in Chicago, and if a group looking to insert Israeli hasbara into what’s supposed to be a non-partisan event alienates them, that group MUST be removed. There is such a thing as bending too far over backwards to avoid looking like an anti-Semite, and that’s just what the Bridge of Lies group was hoping the media — and make no mistake, the Turks ARE media — would do.

It’s an easy mistake to make, but ultimately, it’s one that’s going to cost them. Especially since they’ve been leaning kind of hard on the whole “gotta be fair”, “both sides” fallacy lately. No, guys, you don’t have to be “fair and balanced”. You have to be HONEST, and tell the real story. Otherwise, you won’t be beating the mainstream media; you’ll just be yet another (yawn) mainstream media outlet. Which is not what you set out to be, is it?

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Britain’s border controls work, catch incoming extremists

Well. How’s THIS for irony?

Prominent far-right activists from Europe who were planning to attend an anti-Muslim rally in Birmingham have been detained at airports hours before they were due to speak.

Jacek Międlar, 28, an antisemitic priest, and his fellow activist Piotr Rybak were among three Polish nationals stopped on Saturday morning, according to Polish media and social media posts. They were due to speak at the rally organised by far-right group Britain First.

At around the same time, a Dutch national Edwin Wagensveld, who heads his country’s branch of the Islamophobic movement Pegida, was held at Birmingham airport, Britain First said.

Well. Looks like neither Britain First nor PEGIDA has anything to complain about anymore where British border defences are concerned. The screening controls worked, and kept out a couple of known terrorists from mainland Europe. Gotta love those unintended side effects of Brexit, eh?

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Donnie Drumpf’s Carrier jobs lie comes back to bite him

Yeah, surprise, Indiana: He lied to get your votes. The man is a chronic, pathological liar. And you fell for it. You were told what he was before you voted for him, and you didn’t listen. Hope you enjoy your lack of jobs AND healthcare.

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Justin Trudeau’s Liberals: Objectively pro-fascist?

Sorry, NOT sorry…because you know it’s true.

Hey! Know how right-wingers are always going on about how small-L liberals are “fascists” because they give you dirty looks for saying the N-word, the C-word, and all those other things that aren’t “politically correct” to say? Well, they’re all wet. Liberals (with a capital L, because they’re the current federal ruling party of Canada) aren’t fascist. But they sure as hell enable a lot of actual fascists…who are, as fascists always have been, firmly situated on the right.

Oh, you need evidence? All right, here you go then…

Exhibit A: A Liberal cabinet minister who still refers to her actual Nazi grandfather as a “patriot”.

German military records have been found in a Polish government archive in Warsaw revealing that Michael Chomiak, maternal grandfather of Canadian Foreign Minister Chrystia Freeland, volunteered to serve in the German invasion of Poland long before the German Army attacked the Soviet Union and invaded Ukraine.

Chomiak’s records show he was trained in Vienna for German espionage and propaganda operations, then promoted to run the German press machine for the Galician region of Ukraine and Poland during the 4-year occupation. So high-ranking and active in the Nazi cause was Chomiak that the Polish intelligence services were actively hunting for Chomiak until the 1980s – without knowing he had fled for safety to an Alberta farm in Canada.

The newly disclosed documents expose Freeland’s repeated lying that Chomiak had been a victim of World War II; an unwilling journalist overpowered by German military force; compelled to write propaganda extolling the German Army’s successes, and advocating the destruction of the Jews, Poles and Russians. As for Freeland’s claim that Chomiak had secretly aided the Ukrainian resistance, sources in Warsaw believe Chomiak was trained by the Germans as a double-agent,penetrating Ukrainian groups and spying on them.

The Polish records also point to the likelihood that US Army, US intelligence and Canadian immigration records on Chomiak – concealed until now – can confirm in greater detail what Chomiak did during the war, as well as for years afterward, which made him a target for the Polish police until not long before his death in 1984.

True, Chrystia Freeland is not responsible for her grandfather’s sins. She is, however, responsible for covering them up with the cloak of “patriotism” (note the quotes, there for a reason). But the fact that Justin Trudeau isn’t in any hurry to distance himself from her over any of that is pretty damn telling…and pretty damn DAMNING. Could it be because Liberals-with-a-big-L don’t think having a Nazi in the family closet is that big a deal, because they still think, all these years after the Cold War supposedly ended, that communism is worse? Even though Justin’s own dad was BFFs with Fidel Castro, an avowed communist? Don’t look to Justin to say anything about it, though…he backed out of attending Fidel’s funeral like a coward after the local Nazis — who simply call themselves Conservatives — all pissed themselves and moaned when he said a few nice words about Fidel on the public record. About the only thing we can count on him to do here is cave to the fascists by saying nothing.

Exhibit B: Again, Chrystia Freeland shows her pro-fascist hand, this time over Venezuela…and again Justin says nada, because he likes the Venezuelan fascists, too.

Canadian Foreign Minister, Chrystia Freeland, who was widely criticized in March for admitting she’s “proud” of her family’s Nazi past, has expressed “concern” over Venezuela.

Last month, she released a statement saying “Canada is troubled” by Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro’s call for a National Constituent Assembly — a call, supported by various social movements, made to ease the high-running political tensions in the country and promote dialogue.

“We call on the government of Venezuela to release all political prisoners and set an electoral calendar without delay. Free and fair elections including all of Venezuela’s eligible voters are required to solve the country’s crisis,” Freeland had added.

The minister has participated in several OAS meetings in the last few months, including the ones currently taking place this week in Cancun, Mexico, and co-sponsored a proposal together with Peru, the United States, Mexico and Panama that if approved, would have called on Caracas to cancel the National Constitutient Assembly, among other measures.

In addition, a former Canadian justice minister, Irwin Cotler, is the lawyer who represents jailed Venezuelan opposition leader Leopoldo Lopez. Lopez, who sells himself as a political prisoner despite his long and sordid history in Venezuelan politics, was imprisoned in 2015 for 14 years for inciting violence in the deadly “guarimbas,” violent street blockade protests that led to the deaths of 43 people. The attorney has appeared to back suggestions that Ottawa could have a role in regional approaches to Venezuela.

“I agree with the notion of the foreign minister and president of Peru that Trudeau at this point is seen as someone who can have a global role and can be an effective mediator,” Cotler told The Globe and Mail this week.

Lopez’s wife, Lilian Tintori, an outspoken opponent of Maduro and the Bolivarian Revolution who often meets with right-wing figures such as U.S. President Donald Trump and Argentina’s Mauricio Macri to rally her cause, also met with Trudeau last month.

Shortly after that meeting, Trudeau called on the Venezuelan government to “restore the constitutional ‎order, including the release of all political prisoners and to set an electoral calendar without delay.”

Never mind that there ARE free and fair elections in Venezuela already, and another of Justin’s dad’s old friends, Jimmy Carter, has said so himself. No, the fake democracy of the far right must be promoted! And the truth about the situation in Venezuela — that Prettyboy Leo and his Khaleesi-coiffed wifey are in fact antidemocratic, fascist putschists who routinely call for guarimbas and support opposition “protesters” in their violence — gets swept shamefully under the rug, along with Chrystia’s actual Nazi granddaddy.

Pity for them that the facts contradict them on every point. Leopoldo López isn’t a “political prisoner”, he’s a politician prisoner — a vital distinction to make, as he’s in jail for conspiring to stage a coup against a democratically elected president. And more embarrassingly still, he’s there because he turned himself in to avoid being assassinated…by goons on his own side! He’s a cowardly wuss who can’t even put his own life on the line for his beliefs (because he doesn’t have any, apart from “I must be president, because I was born rich and white!”), and is actually quite content to let the Venezuelan federales cart him off to jail for his own protection. So democratic. Much leadership. Wow!

And this is the bunch Justin Trudeau & Co. have chosen to throw in their lot with in Venezuela? Pathetic.

Exhibit C: And speaking of fake democracy and sham human rights, Justin himself is big on the very police-state tactics that he and Chrystia Freeland accuse Venezuela of having.

With its new national security legislation, Justin Trudeau’s Liberal government has pulled off quite a coup. It has kept some of the worst elements of former prime minister Stephen Harper’s widely discredited Bill C-51. But so far, it has managed to do so without creating much political flak.

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First, they would give CSIS agents explicit authority to engage in certain kinds of illegal acts. These acts would be spelled out by the public safety minister but could not include bodily harm, obstruction of justice, torture, detaining a person or violating someone’s sexual integrity.

An agent wishing to engage in permitted illegal acts would need no judicial warrant.

The government says these new powers would merely replace a more general grant of immunity from criminal prosecution already present in law. But the new formulation, which echoes one granted to police officers, could also hasten the transformation of CSIS from a pure intelligence agency to an intelligence and enforcement agency.

Second, the Liberals would give CSIS agents the authority to break the law in a more serious way in order to disrupt perceived security threats. Like the Conservatives’ Bill C-51, the Liberal draft law would require CSIS to obtain a secret judicial warrant. Unlike C-51, the permitted law-breaking would be limited to seven areas, ranging from interfering with financial transactions to interfering with the movement of people.

As well, the law-breaking would have to be consistent with the charter of rights.

The Liberals never promised to axe Bill C-51. Indeed, in opposition they voted for it — with a promise to make amendments if elected.

Stealth fascism under the guise of “protecting charter rights”? CSIS gets to join the Mounties as our de facto political police force? How very Liberal. Or, as I like to call it, HarpoCon Lite.

And in a further interesting irony, the Marxist-Leninist Party of Canada is calling for protests against it. Yes, that’s right: Actual communists are calling for more freedoms and no more political policing. Only in Canada, eh? Pity!

Exhibit D: And speaking of pity, get a load of what the Trudeau Liberals are doing to the First Nations peoples. STILL.

The Justin Trudeau Liberal government is taking the Canadian Human Rights Tribunal to Federal Court over a ruling last month that linked the suicide deaths in a northern Ontario First Nation with Ottawa’s inaction on implementing total equity in health care delivery for Indigenous children.

Indigenous Affairs Minister Carolyn Bennett and Health Minister Jane Philpott issued a joint statement Friday saying the tribunal’s May 26 ruling contained two issues that they, as medical doctors, could not allow to stand and needed clarification from the Federal Court.

“Our views on this are informed by our past experiences,” said Philpott, in an interview Friday morning.

The ministers took issue with the tribunal’s order that all Jordan’s Principle cases be processed within 48 hours and that the federal departments do away with case conferencing, which it saw as an unnecessary and additional administrative layer.

Under Jordan’s Principle, the health care needs of First Nations children are placed ahead of jurisdictional disputes between the federal and provincial governments. It also applies to other public services, including education, early childhood learning and child welfare.

The Human Rights Tribunal ruled last year that Ottawa discriminated against First Nation children by underfunding child welfare services on reserve and by failing to provide health care services on par with the rest of the country.

The Trudeau Liberals have spent at least $707,000 fighting the tribunal’s order, according to numbers obtained by NDP MP Charlie Angus through an Order Paper question.

Nice, eh? For all his mouthing of platitudes about the First Peoples of this land, Justin and his Liberal government are dragging their heels, at best, about doing anything to help them move forward and gain a standard of living that’s on a par with that of non-indigenous Canadians. And indeed, they are wasting our taxpayer dollars to make sure nothing gets done. It’s hard to read this as anything but objectively racist and pointlessly cruel.

Exhibit E: And last, but not least, press freedoms — an essential right in any self-respecting democracy — are conspicuously absent here in Canada.

Canadian Journalists for Free Expression (CJFE) is disappointed that the House of Commons failed to pass Bill S-231, the Journalistic Source Protection Act, before rising for summer recess. By failing to pass the bill now the House has missed a crucial chance to taken a stand for press freedom, and to extend badly-needed protections to confidential sources. Canada is one of the only industrialized countries in the world that lacks legislation for the protection of journalists’ sources. Given the possibility that the government will prorogue Parliament before the fall session begins, the bill faces the prospect of dying while awaiting passage in the House of Commons.

“We’re disappointed that Members of Parliament were unable to take this simple step to protect press freedom in Canada,” says Tom Henheffer, Executive Director of Canadian Journalists for Free Expression. “Bill S-231 would be the beginning of full legal recognition for the role of journalists in serving the public and protecting democracy. Instead journalists and their sources will remain vulnerable to inconsistent or unfair treatment by the courts. Its swift passage needs to be a priority when MPs return in the fall.”

Be sure to sign the petition at the link, folks. Protest seems to be the only way we can get this bunch to move in the right direction on anything anymore…and even then, only sometimes.

So, what can we conclude from the above evidence? I think you already know the answers, gentle reader. Justin Trudeau’s Liberals may not be overt fascists…yet. But they sure are leaning in that general direction, and it won’t take much pushing from actual fascists to put them over the edge. They love money and power, just as any arch-capitalist fascist does. And they don’t give a damn for basic human rights. Their interest in free speech only extends so far as to protect the kinds of speech that they like, and while their racism is the polite, bureaucratic kind, it’s there, bubbling away just below the surface of everything they say and do.

And if that’s not objectively pro-fascist, I sure as hell don’t know what is.

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Music for a Sunday: What’s been going on

Is it just me, or does this song:

…sound a bit like THIS song?

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Wankers of the Week: The stupid season begins

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Crappy weekend, everyone! And an especially crappy one to Donnie, whose growing legal woes are going to be even more painful to watch than his ass in tennis shorts. Know what isn’t painful, but ought to be? Teh Stoopid. And here’s who was so full of it this week that they ought to be doubled over in agony for the rest of their sorry lives, in no particular order:

1. Steve Fucking Scalise. Never mind that a gay black woman saved his worthless life. No, this guy still endorses the homophobic bigot in the Georgia special election! You know, the one who doesn’t believe in living wages? Suddenly, I’m not sorry he was shot.

2. Kayla Fucking Hart. Bawwww. Special Snowflake doesn’t like having her own bigotry thrown back at her. My heart, it bleedeth…NOT.

3. Steve Fucking Bannon. He called Sean Spicer fat? Uh, Ginblossoms…have you looked in a mirror lately? Because if you did, you’d see a pot that looks remarkably like a kettle!

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4. Richard Fucking Gear Fucking Evans. Why the double Fucking? Because that’s how nasty he is. And because he’s the son of the guy who rented that terrorist in London the van he rammed into the crowd of Muslims gathered at the Finsbury Park Mosque. He, of all people, should know enough to keep his mouth shut and not make the old man look worse!

5. Jeff Fucking Sessions. Racist attorney general has to hire a lawyer, so he hires a racist that defended a racist “Christian” school that banned interracial dating. Could he possibly be more in character? Oh, only if he donned his hooded sheet and burned a cross on the courthouse lawn.

6. Caitlyn Fucking Jenner. She thinks liberals can’t shoot straight? Big words coming from someone who can’t drive straight.

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7. Erick Fucking Erickson. Hey, stoopid…you do realize that while you’re so busy pointing the finger at the left, three more fingers are pointing right back at you…right?

8. Megyn Fucking Kelly. Oh dear. It’s not going at all well for Me-Me-MEgyn, is it? She thought she’d inject a little fake-news right-wing sensationalism (like she did at FUX Snooze) into regular news programming, and it all leapt up and bit her on the ass. Do you suppose she’ll learn from this? Or will she go on being a bullhorn for blowhards?

9. Shlomo Fucking Mlmad. In case any of you were wondering what Israel’s agenda for Palestine is, let him spell it out for you: He’s tired of trying to starve the Palestinians out, and is now trying to POISON them out. And yes, he’s trying to do it by poisoning the wells of the West Bank. I’m sure he’ll even find a scripture that says it’s okay, just as another of his ilk said it was okay for the IDF to rape “enemy” women.

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10. Rick Fucking Perry. Riddle me this: How the hell does a minister for energy get off being a climate-change denier? Answer: Donnie Dumbfuck appointed him. How else?

11. Kellyanne Fucking Conway. Go ahead and gloat on the tweeter like your brainless boss, you fucking ghoul. But the midterm elections are now just a little over a year away, and your side is gonna get creamed when anger at Dumb Donnie finally hits critical mass. As it is, you’re passing no actual laws, and Obamacare is still in place. Who should be gloating? Not you, that’s for damn sure. You have nothing to boast about.

12. Kellie Fucking Leitch. Sit down and shut up about the eeeeevil Syrians, woman. Your own party rejected you as a leadership candidate based on that. Can’t you take a hint?

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13. Alex Fucking Jones. The Commies are coming! The Commies are coming! Actually, they’re already here. They have been for decades, and they’ve been absolutely no threat. This professional liar, on the other hand, would wreck your sanity if you let him. He’s already trashed his own.

14. Sean Fucking Spicer. And speaking of professional liars, how about him? He claims the major media want to become “snarky YouTube stars”. Is that a hint as to what your next gig will be, Spicey?

15. Rudy Fucking Giuliani. Meanwhile, in the land of washed-up ex-mayors, we have another professional liar. And he’s actively promoting overt racism. Could he possibly embarrass himself any harder?

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16. Tom Fucking Cotton. Uh, dude? You might want to vet your future interns better. I guess it’s asking too much to say you too should resign, huh?

17. Pauline Fucking Hanson. Newsflash: Kids with autism often CAN integrate into a classroom full of neurotypicals. And perform just as well, if not better. Segregating them out is practically dooming them to fail, and it’s also dooming the other kids to be fearful, ignorant and segregationist…like YOU.

18. Jeffrey Fucking Dillon. Oh gee, what a shame that you live in progressive ol’ Left Coast California and not one of those states with the mow-‘em-down laws, eh? And what a shame that you tried to pull your little White Privilege Club stunt in San Francisco…a city with a long and loud tradition of leftist protest, and where even the cops have zero patience for far-right shit. But you’re totally not racist, even though you called your mail-order bride a “slant eye import”! Little wonder no white woman would have you, not even a racist one.

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19. Sarah Fucking Palin. Oh, how the mighty have fallen…oh, wait. You’re the half-term governor, Quitbull of Alaska.You hang out with pants-shitting, kid-diddling draft dodgers who wet themselves all over again when they see what their rhetoric has begotten. Of course you’d sink to this level. You were never far above it anyhow! (Also, you’re an incredibly shitty writer!)

20. James Fucking Sears. And speaking of incredibly shitty writers: Look, you guys! Dimitri the Hater is getting sued again! And this time, it’s for stochastic terrorism against someone who’s gone toe to toe with him in court before. Here’s a broad hint for all you skeevy racists and other assorted scumbags out there: Do not, EVER, even obliquely, express the wish that someone would kill your enemies. Because it’s still you who will be going to jail for it…or losing a bundle in legal fees trying to stay out of there.

21. Marc Fucking Emery. “If you’ve got a dick, you’re not a woman. Period.”? Well, by that token: If you are a dick, you’re not a man…OR a woman. You’re a wanker. Period.

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22. Rick Fucking Wiles. Suddenly, Russia isn’t the Evil Empire anymore. What changed? Well, certainly not the Religious Reich; it’s as incomprehensibly fucked-up and devil-happy as ever. But now it’s taken to burning the flag, probably because there’s been a black man in the White House for the last eight years, and somebody’s got to exorcise the place somehow!

23. Bill Fucking Cosby. Fresh off the hook for drugging and rape, and what is he planning on doing with the rest of his life, such as it is? Why, more speaking at colleges…about what a great aphrodisiac Quaaludes are, no doubt. Isn’t that kind of a violation of their date-rape-prevention measures? Special (dis)credit to ol’ Bill’s publicists, Andrew Fucking Wyatt and Ebonee Fucking Benson, for heaping the insults on top of the injuries!

24. Nikki Fucking Samuel. Oh surprise! Our white-grievance Mom of the Year, who was caught demanding a white doctor for her kid at a walk-in clinic, has a non-white partner…and her son is not so white, either! If it weren’t so commonplace, this kind of hypocrisy would be gob-smacking. The real question is, what makes HER such a special snowflake?

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25. Anthony Fucking Furey. No, we do NOT owe Kellie Fucking Leitch an apology. She owes us. And so do you, for writing this drivel in defence of her dog-whistling racism (and pretending you didn’t hear what we all know you damn well DID).

26. Don Fucking Rae. Wow. Racist much? Sexist much? Trans- and homophobe much? Unfunny sense of humor much? And just think, people…this guy is the president of an oil-field drilling company. Let it never be said that the scum doesn’t rise. In the oil patch, it goes straight to the top!

27. Brian Fucking Pallister. A “reconciliation” tour where he doesn’t actually meet with any indigenous people to, you know, RECONCILE? But he always has time for Tory fundraisers. Priorities!

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28. Silvio Fucking Berlusconi. What does Da Berluscoglioni like about Donnie Drumpf? What else: His trophy wife. Probably wants to invite her to one of his bunga-bunga parties, too.

29. Brooke Fucking Goldstein. Shorter: “Palestinians don’t exist, and I say we wipe them off the map!” Yeah…she seems nice.

30. Kevin Fucking Johnston. What the fuck was the self-styled “Talkmaster” doing outside a Peel Region school? Calling Muslim schoolkids “rapists”, causing a public nuisance, and getting away with it…oh sorry, “exercizing his right to Freeze Peach”. Sign the petition and share widely, folks.

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And finally, to all the fucking paid protesters of the far right who disrupted a free performance of Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar. For people who are so hellbent on saving Western Civilization™ from the “barbarians” (note the quotes, there for a reason), you sure are a cultureless bunch of brain-dead baboons. But we see you, and now that we know what you’re about, nobody’s gonna be fooled by your fauxtest. You’re gonna have to find some other way to get our attention (and our mockery, which you richly deserve) from now on.

Good night, and get fucked!

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DC police use sex assault as punishment for peaceful demonstrators

Some interesting points here, worth noting:

Cenk Uygur points out that police have a long history of planting “agitators” (or provocateurs, rather) in peaceful protests to justify arresting everyone who was demonstrating.

Also, the group who were sexually assaulted during a “kettle” (which the Turks point out is a very unwittingly appropriate term for the situation) were all either independent journalists or volunteer civil-rights legal observers. Funny how the cops singled THEM out, of all people, for an impromptu “strip search” involving crotch-grabbing and anus-fingering (which of course turned up nothing but humiliation for the victims of the bogus “search”!)

Not noted, but should have been: Sexual abuse, of persons of any gender, is another long-standing police tactic against peaceful demonstrators and legal and media observers alike, to punish them just for being there (and presumably, to deter them from ever “being there” again). And this in turn has other deleterious effects: deterring people from knowing/demanding their rights, and also keeps the real story of what went down from getting out there. Thus, citizens are forced to swallow the mass-media narrative, which is often highly biased in the authorities’ favor, and also often quite inaccurate to boot.

Long story short: Police-state fascism and rape culture go together like rancid peanut butter and moldy jelly in a shit sandwich. They’re both on the rise in Donnie Drumpf’s US of Amnesia. And anyone who truly cares about freedom of speech and association — not Freeze Peach, not the nonexistent “right” to be a bigot — should be outraged.

And ready to revolt, using any means necessary, at any time.

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Grotesque bullfighting tradition comes to light with matador’s death

Bad enough that a man should die of injuries sustained after being gored by a bull. Worse still, if that man is a bullfighter, is what happens not only to the bull, but the animal’s entire family as well:

A bullfighter, Ivan Fandiño, died on Saturday as the result of a severe goring by a bull in the French town of Aire sur l’Adour. The bull’s right horn entered the torero’s lower back at the level of the kidney, causing irreversible damages to his liver, kidney and lungs.

The bull, “Provechito”, who weighed 520 kilos and bore the number 53, belonged to the bull ranch of Baltasar Ibán. He was born in March of 2013 in Wellington cortijo, in the Escorial region. The animal was sacrificed in the ring. Later a team of mules dragged him to the slaughterhouse, where they cut off the ears, tail and tongue, as well as the bull’s eyes, according to bullfighting ritual.

Provechito’s death also has consequences for his family. According to bullfighting tradition, all of the family line of the animal responsible for the 36-year-old torero’s death must also be sacrificed.

And we ask ourselves: What fault do the mothers of bulls bear for acts inflicted by their sons? “All”, say bullfighting aficionados. The explanation is very simple: When a bull kills a bullfighter, the farmer is obliged to sacrifice the animal’s mother and all descendants, because while the physical characteristics of a bull are inherited from the father, the personality comes directly from the mother.

In other words, Provechito was an enormous bull thanks to his father, but the temper that tragically ended up killing Iván Fandiño was the fault of the mother who bore him.

And with the death of the cow, the line comes to an end.

Translation mine.

How’s that for machista sexism? Blame the mother for what goes wrong with the son, even if they’re cattle. No doubt the same basic premise holds true for people, too, under machista tradition. Women are held to be worth less than men. Where else would the Spanish language get such idioms as “la puta que te parió” (“the whore who bore you”)? The corrida is already openly hostile to women in the bullring…

Problem is, it’s not even bad science that leads to such conclusions. It’s not science at all. It’s that eternal, infernal bugbear of all reason, namely “tradition”. Tradition holds such and such, therefore it must be true.

Even if it is all, quite literally, bullshit.

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Previously unseen interview with Che Guevara comes to light

This is indeed a rare treat: Not only hearing Che in his own words, but speaking excellent French as well. A summary of the contents of this short interview, courtesy Aporrea:

Cuban television aired a previously unseen interview with the legendary Argentine-Cuban revolutionary, Ernesto “Che” Guevara, recorded on April 11, 1964 by Jean Demur, a journalist for Swiss Radio and Television (RTS).

The interview, which has not been broadcast until now, came to light on the 89th anniversary of the Latin-American leader’s birth, on June 14.

In the 9-minute interview, recorded in French in the Hotel Intercontinental in Geneva, Guevara speaks of Cuban relations with the United States, of Latin America, of the Soviet Union, and of diplomacy, as well as the internal economic situation of the land, among other things.

Asked by the journalist as to whether anything had changed in the US’s attitude toward Cuba, Che Guevara said: “In every case, we don’t set our position [by] watching and listening to what the US is doing. We make our [own] international policy.”

Regarding the economic blockade imposed by the US upon Cuba, the commander underscored that “it is really an absolute failure”, because his country, although with difficulty, succeeded in ridding itself of dependency on Washington and has begun to increase its own production due to the embargo, for example, in the mechanical sector.

Of the economic situation in his country, the revolutionary ideologue admitted that “one can never be satisfied”, and that Cuba aspires “to much more”. However, he added that “every day, one can see concretely what we are doing”, which, he said, “is encouraging for the people.”

Translation mine.

Given that Donnie Drumpf has just pissed on the considerable progress his predecessor, Barack Obama, made in US-Cuba relations, what Che says — just five years after winning the Cuban Revolutionary War! — about the anticipated failure of the blockade is indeed prescient. The blockade has not starved Cuba out; Cuba still survives and remains independent…and defiantly socialist. The next US president will have to rebuild relations all over again, or run aground (as all previous ones dating back to Eisenhower) have done on its own ignorant blockade.

Cuba, meanwhile, has adapted, and with or without a Castro at the helm, Cuba is not going anywhere, and neither is Cuban socialism. Everything Cuba has, it has fought for and won the hard way. It hasn’t been easy (and the Special Period is proof of that), but Cuba’s self-sufficiency is proven, and its advances in science, medicine, and even organic farming have given the world to understand that socialism is not a failed ideology, but a working one. And one that is capable of remarkable achievements, including a “green revolution” AND a vaccine against lung cancer.

The world has much to learn from Cuba’s working socialism, and many countries are benefiting from it, whether or not the gringos next door are paying attention. The smart ones already are. Unfortunately, the epitome of Gringolandian Hardcore Stupid is currently squatting in the White House. But since Cuba is used to biding its time and continuing its toil, I have no doubt that they will last this idiot out as well.

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