Judge jails (indigenous) rape victim

Canada has no shortage of institutional racist disgraces on its historical record. But lest anyone say “Oh, but we’ve moved beyond that!”, right in time for our 150th birthday party (which is less than a month away now), sit down and clam up. Because it’s still going on, even as we speak. And here is one particularly egregious case of it, right from our own so-called justice system:

On a Monday afternoon in June 2015, Angela Cardinal was led into an Edmonton courtroom handcuffed and in leg shackles. Metallic rattling echoed as a sheriff escorted the 28-year-old to the witness stand.

She was not the accused, but rather a victim — called to testify at a preliminary hearing after she was savagely attacked and sexually assaulted by a notorious sexual predator.

Cardinal was angry about being locked up.

“I’m the victim and look at me, I’m in shackles,” she told provincial court Judge Raymond Bodnarek.

“You’re going to go back to remand tonight,” he replied, “so that we can get you back here tomorrow.”

Cardinal’s fury increased.

“Shackles,” she spat. “Aren’t you supposed to commit a crime to go to jail?”

Cardinal was forced to spend a total of five nights in the Edmonton Remand Centre during her testimony.

Angela Cardinal is not this woman’s real name, which is protected for privacy reasons. But can one seriously imagine them treating a white woman this way, even an impoverished one on crack? It’s obvious to anyone with eyes that “Angela Cardinal” is an indigenous woman.

And sure enough, several paragraphs down from the portion I’ve excerpted, we learn that Angela is “a Cree woman from Maskwacis, about 100 kilometres south of Edmonton”.

Why is a rape victim’s ethnicity so important? Because it has a bearing on the way she was treated by not only the court, but all of our society. And on the way other indigenous women in Canada are also treated. It has a bearing going all the way back in our history, even to before our 150-year-old Confederation.

The “Indian Act” of 1876 merely codified and consolidated the racist attitudes that had been percolating for centuries in the white settler colonies, and laid down the foundation of what was to become the most abusive school system in the world. Children were beaten, raped, even murdered, all in the name of “killing the Indian in the child” — a phrase borrowed from a US soldier, but which aptly described the intent of all the abuse. The residential school system was aimed at uprooting young indigenous people from their own cultures and, under the guise of “education”, forcing them to become essentially lower-grade non-natives. It taught them little, but what they learned most of all through it was helplessness. It failed utterly at assimilating the indigenous, but succeeded in making them easy targets for the non-indigenous predators of the future.

I mention this because one of those predators took advantage of the dire (but woefully common) situation Angela Cardinal found herself in: poverty. A condition too well known to too many indigenous women, and one that led to unimaginable horrors for her:

On a June afternoon in 2014, she was tired and hungry, with nowhere to call home. She convinced a tenant to let her inside a central Edmonton apartment building. She had no idea that Lance Blanchard, a career criminal, lived on the second floor.

Curled up in the stairwell next to a baseboard heater, Cardinal sang herself to sleep with “This Little Light of Mine”. But she awoke to a knife at her throat. Holding it was a six-foot-seven-inch, 260-pound convicted sexual predator.

At just over five feet tall, weighing only 109 pounds, Cardinal was at a clear disadvantage.

“Blanchard came out of nowhere, bat out of hell, grabbing me,” Cardinal testified.

She said he dragged her by the hair, up the stairs, to his dirty, cluttered apartment.

[…]

“He started stabbing me,” Cardinal said. “He said he was going to make me ugly and stick me in a closet and keep me. He started banging my head off the ground.”

Exhibit photos show Cardinal’s jacket and shoes on a blood-soaked couch. Blanchard held her at knifepoint, removed her clothing and fondled her.

“I felt disgusting,” Cardinal told court. “I wanted to get away as fast as possible, but I couldn’t. I was praying I would die before anything else happened.”

Blanchard grabbed electrical cords to tie up her legs. Court transcripts show he tried to stab her in the chest, but Cardinal put up her left hand to protect herself. Blood poured from a deep cut to her palm.

She made a run for the door, but couldn’t turn the knob with her slippery, bloody hands.

Blanchard was on top of Cardinal’s back when she pulled out a hidden phone, dialled 911, put it on speaker and threw it across the room.

The six-minute phone call to police was chaotic. On a recording, Cardinal can be heard screaming frantically in the background, “Help me. Somebody, help me. I’ve been stabbed.”

It took 27 stitches to repair the wound to her hand. Her body was covered with cuts. One eye was black and blue. Her neck was bruised from where Blanchard tried to choke her.

And this is the woman whom a judge ordered jailed so that she would not get away from testifying against her assailant.

Even though there was nothing to indicate that she would not co-operate, the court still treated her the same way the residential school system treated indigenous children: as forever wayward, unruly, and in need of a beating to make her act right.

Even though all her difficulty in testifying could be tied to her dire poverty and the trauma she suffered as a result of the assault that nearly killed her, white man’s “justice” still demanded that she be treated as a prisoner and a flight risk, rather than a victim in need of help.

And the most horrifying part is yet to come: The victim and the criminal were both imprisoned in the same jail. She was even transported in the same van as her attacker — “at least twice”!

If the judge were truly concerned about keeping them separate, as he claimed to be, why not let her go free? Why not let her stay with her mother, as she had intended to do? Can anyone imagine what was going through her head, not once but twice, having to sit in the same cramped paddywagon as her tormentor, unable to avoid seeing him, unable to evade his ugly, murderous eyes?

Women in general are treated badly by our so-called justice system when it comes to sexual assault, but indigenous women are treated infinitely worse than the general population. Institutional racism is piled on top of institutional sexism, and getting out from under it all is damn near impossible. And those who try are more likely to be punished all over again for “disobedience” than to receive the help they need, never mind justice for their abusers.

Little wonder, then, that Angela Cardinal dissociated and lost consciousness in court the way she did, even while being called upon to testify. When learned helplessness passed down through several abused generations is all you have to fall back on, that’s what you do! It’s not much of a survival skill, but it’s what is to hand.

And yet, that pitiful coping mechanism was not understood, but further punished.

Angela Cardinal did not survive to protest this injustice. Seven months after testifying at the prelim, she was shot dead in an unrelated incident. Manslaughter. The rapist, Blanchard, was tried and put away for life based on her early testimony, so he at least got something he deserved out of it all. Angela’s unimaginable suffering was not totally in vain.

As for the rest of us, the lesson is clear. If we want to do something about all the indigenous women in this country — not nation, country — who have gone missing and been murdered, we would do well to start with the so-called justice system we have inherited from our institutionally racist, institutionally sexist founders. There is nothing to amend here. We need to tear it down, and build something better in its place. A better system, with equal rights for all, where no one would even contemplate imprisoning a victim of rape in the same jailhouse and the same prison transport as her abuser, no matter what their color, no matter who they are.

I don’t know how we will go about it, I only know that we MUST. We have already lost far too many lives shilly-shallying.

Even just one is far too many.

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Music for a Sunday: Shadows with no substance but the shape of men

One for London, tonight:

Those lovely synths. And then when Phil picks up on the drums in his characteristic style…yeah. That’s the sound that can wash away anything.

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Wankers of the Week: Covfefe!

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Crappy weekend, everyone! Here, have a nice big cup of covfefe. Yes, it’s lukewarm and mucky, and full of floating black gritty things. But trust me and drink up. You’re gonna need it to get through this week’s wankers. And here they are, in no particular order:

1. Michael Fucking Fallon. Oh dear, looks like someone’s partisan hackery has caught up to him! Yeah, how embarrassing it is to think you’re slamming Jeremy Corbyn when in fact it was your fellow Tory, Boris Fucking Johnson, who said all that upsetting stuff! The comedy just writes itself, doesn’t it?

2. Boris Fucking Johnson. And here’s the other side of the embarrassing coin: He, too, criticized Jeremy Corbyn. And now he looks even more like a perambulating haystack than ever. Ha, ha.

3. Tony Fucking Blair. And sticking with British politiicans for the time being: How about Toady Bliar? He was warned that becoming Dubya’s poodle would lead to more terrorism in Merry Old England, and he ignored it. And now, the blowback has arrived. And Toady thinks he should make a comeback? How about HELL NO!?

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4. Ivanka Fucking Drumpf. How many times do you need to be told, girl? If you cannot tweet responsibly, never tweet at all! (And gimme that champagne. You’ve had more than enough. In fact, at the rate things are going for you business-wise, you can’t afford it anyway.)

5. Tiger Fucking Woods. And speaking of irresponsibility (and alcohol), look who became a Florida Man statistic this week! Yes, the former winningest (and wealthiest) golfer ever…whose game has fallen off since his wife dumped him over his insatiable demons. Come to think of it, didn’t he crash a car under the influence then, too? Yup.

6. Mick Fucking Mulvaney. Dude, are you angling for a permanent place on this list? Because that can certainly be arranged…and especially by saying that it’s okay to deprive people who are already hurting, here and now, just so that bankers can get their pound of flesh. Which future generations will also be forced to give them, but that’s the part you’re NOT mentioning, is it? Here’s a truly radical thought, not that you’re likely to think it: HOW ABOUT CUTTING THE MILITARY BUDGET INSTEAD, and TAXING THE RICH FOR THEIR SHARE? Oh wait…gotta think of all the unborn cannon fodder who will make the rich richer again. Gotcha.

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7. Matt Fucking Rinaldi. When you can’t handle challenges to your bullshit or demonstrations against it, reach for your gun and call La Migra. It’s the Texas Repugnican thing to do!

8. James Fucking Buchal. Or better still, call a far-right militia to protect you. Hey, what could go wrong?

9. Dave Fucking Daubenmire. And, not content to let the Alt-Reich steal all the limelight, we have THIS yutz, doing his bit for the Religious Reich and claiming THEY need to be thuggy for Jesus, too. If you want “violent Christianity”, Dave, just remember: You’re exactly like those moneychangers you-know-who drove out of the Temple with a cat-o’-nine-tails. And your boy Drumpf is the one that got whipped at the summit, by a little Frenchman who crushed his hand on purpose. He wasn’t “walking in authority”, he was riding in a golf cart, complaining that he needed his binky. Dude,Jesus doesn’t like it when you lie!

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10. Anne Fucking Graham Fucking Lotz. Why the double Fucking? Because that’s how stupid you have to be to think that God hates trans people and evolution as much as you do, and would send terrorists to show it — which might be what YOU would do, but certainly isn’t God’s way of handling anything. In other words: It’s the projection, stupid!

11. Jaden Fucking Smith. You hope the Four Seasons Toronto puts you on the no-stay list? You’ll probably get your wish. Or you could just learn to read a menu, like the rest of us peons.

12. Noel Fucking Hilliam. Look out, they got a badass down there in New Zealand! And he’s out to prove that the real first settlers weren’t the indigenous Maori, but a bunch of white schmoes who look remarkably like something out of a 1970s ad! And he’s not gonna let anyone stand in his way, be it the local government or, you know, anyone who actually knows how to do archeology!

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13. Cory Fucking Booker. How’s that old saying go? Lie down with dogs, get up with…oh, help me out here!

14. Christy Fucking Clark. For fuck’s sake, woman — BC had an election, the NDP and Greens won, they’re forming a coalition. IT’S OVER. It’s time for you to leave. Now pack your things and go dry your eyes as the well-paid oil-and-gas lobbyist you always hoped you’d be.

15. Andy Fucking Petrowski. Inappropriate images (read: PORN) in a reply-all email on an iPad that’s government property? Idiotic remarks all the damn time? “Pro-MAGA” in CANADA? What do you bet he’s also one of those guys who think women are too hormonal to be trusted in politics?

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16. Alex Fucking Gardega. Hooboy, are men and their egos ever fragile. The Wall Street bull was actually placed there illegally, without so much as a permit issued in advance. And now this crap sculptor is so upset that he’s literally sending out the dogs to piss on the legs of a little girl who’s facing that illegal installation down? Crapitalism sure makes for bad public art, and masculism only makes it worse.

17. David Fucking Green. So, guess what the “generous”, religious CEO of the Hobby Lobby store chain thinks of birth control? That’s right, the company insurance plan won’t cover it. And if you get pregnant? No abortion for you! And maternity leave? Nope, none of that for you, either. Basically, if you’re preggers, you’re up Shit Creek without a paddle…and eventually, without a job or a means to support yourself and your brand-new sprog. Because FAMILY VALUES, y’all.

18. Brian Fucking Lilley. And again with the Family Values. Because a gestating woman can’t be merely “expecting” or “pregnant”, much less carrying a fetus. No, she has to actually say that she’s WITH CHILD. Barf!

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19. Thomas Michael Fucking Marks. And while we’re still on the subject of right-wing Family Values™, how about him? Can you believe anyone married him, or hired him as a teacher, when he’s a child molester AND a Nazi? Because I’m fucking FLOORED that anyone did.

20. Sean Fucking Spicer. Well, I’m glad SOMEBODY knows the true meaning of covfefe, because it sure as hell ain’t the true meaning of Christmas. Glad we cleared THAT up! PS: Quack quack quack quack QUACK.

21. Paul Fucking Elam. Because if there’s one person whose opinion everybody is just DYING to hear regarding the Portland stabbing Nazi terrorist incident, it’s that of Mr. All Ears For Abusive Men. And yes, it’s every bit as gross and disgusting as you’d come to expect from Paulie, who is every bit as much a man-hater as he is a woman-hater.

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22. Jack Fucking Posobiec. Far-right fake-news fucklehead (and author of the “Rape Melania” fake-leftist protest sign) just HAD to protest an all-female showing of a movie he’ll never see. Or, to phrase it just slightly differently, shitbirds gonna shitbird. But — ha, ha — NOT at The Rebel!

23. Tucker Fucking Carlson. Meanwhile, Billo’s replacement on FUX Snooze — in short, another far-right fake-news fucklehead — is pushing really hard on the “oh look, the Portland terrorist wasn’t a white supremacist, because he was really a Bernie Bro!” line of bullshit. He’s right about one thing, and one thing only: that murderous fucking ratbastard isn’t coherent in any way, shape or form. Just like Bowtie Boy himself, come to think of it.

24. Eric Fucking Prince. An “American viceroy” for Afghanistan? An “East India Company” corporate rule? Yeah, that shouldn’t be a problem. After all, it’s not like empires have repeatedly gone there to die or anything.

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25. Matt Fucking Bevin. Roving prayer squads walking around the block to praise and/or bother the Sky Pixie, instead of tackling Louisville’s violence problems on a more concrete level? Yeah, that’ll work great, too.

26. Richard Fucking Ameduri. I really can’t do better at responding to this troll’s misogynous inanity than the Mayor of Austin himself, so please read his open letter and enjoy.

27. Andrew Fucking Scheer. What’s this? A memory hole? In the Conservative Party of Canada? And on your personal website, of all places? Oh myyyyyy. What do you suppose Andy Boy is trying to hide, folks?

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28. Rick Fucking Santorum. Yes, folks, Icky Ricky Buttsploodge is still out there. Still bloviating. And still trying to stay relevant by claiming that the Sun — which rises and sets daily, without fail — is “unreliable” as a source of renewable energy.

29. Steve Fucking Moore. And then there’s THIS putz, who thinks that old windmills are “proof” that windpower is passé. How much is Big Fossil paying you and Ricky to say those dumb things, Steve?

30. Kellie Fucking Leitch. From far-right arbiter of Canadian Values™ to a seventh-place finish on the Con ballot. Oh, how the mighty (and their big-dollar Bay Street backers) have fallen!

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And finally, to all the idiotic fucking Drumpfites who think that their “God-Emperor” (yes, really) was saying something about “standing up” in Arabic when he made the hilarious typo that broke the Internets. And that it had something to do with Afghanistan. Where Arabic is not an official language, but Indo-Persian tongues such as Pashtu and Dari are. I thought you guys hated Arabic! I thought you believed it was the devil’s own language. Well, it’s obvious to me that you still don’t know the first thing about it, because covfefe isn’t even a word (or a phrase) in it. In fact, I’m not even convinced that you fuckin’ ass-barnacles are proficient in English.

Good night, and get fucked!

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What does the Portland train terrorist have to do with Schrödinger’s Rapist?

Schrödinger’s Rapist, for those who don’t know, is the unanswered question that flits through every woman’s mind when she meets a man she doesn’t know: Is he or is he not a rapist? (And, more to the point: Will he or will he not sexually assault ME?)

Of course, if she gets sexually assaulted, the question will be answered definitively. If not, and the guy just goes his way, he still remains Schrödinger’s Rapist — the criminal equivalent of the cat who is and is not killed by hydrogen cyanide gas if the Geiger counter in the box detects an alpha particle from a decaying atomic nucleus. He remains, in short, fraught with potentialities: both possibly a criminal and possibly not one, and one never knows which he is until he offends. If he offends.

The same goes for the black person’s variant on the theme: Schrödinger’s Racist is the guy who might or might not be out for non-white blood. One never knows for certain until he tips his hand by acting in a conspicuously racist fashion.

Of course, the Portland Train Terrorist tipped his hand long ago. He’s a well known white supremacist. The Geiger counter has registered an alpha decay, and Schrödinger’s cat is dead. In this case, the cat is two men, one young and one not so young. (A third has survived, but barely, with serious injuries requiring surgery.)

The cat is also two teenage girls, one black and one a visible Muslim. They, too, are victims. Fortunately, they lived to tell.

And another woman, too, also black, who maced the terrorist when he tried to physically accost her on the train the previous day. That day he threatened to stab someone.

The next day, he followed through on his threats at last.

How many cats are there in this box? At least half a dozen. Dead or alive, they all count, because none of them emerged unscathed. It’s a very large box.

And it’s at the centre of a very sick quantum social experiment. One in which our collective tolerance of racism and sexism is being tested. The hypothesis, if I had to guess it, is: How much more of this shit do we put up with before we say enough’s enough, and start treating white supremacists and misogynists as the real terror threat that they are — the biggest terror threat in North America?

Of course, this sick experiment is being conducted in the United States of Amnesia, so the time limit is indefinite. And since they’re currently ruled by white supremacist misogynists with terrorist connections, don’t look for any leadership on THAT front.

To stop the experiment, there’d have to be a revolution. And the radioactive source, the fascistic elements, would have to be purged. Which they didn’t do back when they had a real chance, in the years immediately following World War II. When, on the contrary, the US of Amnesia actively coddled its own Nazis, and even imported some authentic gangsters from Germany, in the name of destroying communism — oh sorry, “protecting democracy”. “Protecting”, that is, by not stamping out its worst real enemies.

And in a further ironic twist, the Germans were largely left to do that job for themselves. Having seen with their own eyes what happens when one doesn’t, though, they weren’t so reluctant to ban a certain party and all its ideology and symbology with it, “freedom of speech” notwithstanding. People had to renounce Nazism if they didn’t want to lose their jobs and their social positions. Churches formerly co-opted by the party had to change their theologies. The well-being of a devastated, rebuilding country depended on it.

The Germans — my people — learned the hard way that you can’t allow everyone to just blat whatever idiocies they want and let the chips fall where they may, because they will invariably fall on the square marked Death.

The fact that ALL speech has consequences, and that therefore no speech is 100% free, should be a no-brainer. But there are a lot of people with no brains running around loose in the US of Amnesia, and one of them murdered two men and nearly killed a third on a train in Portland. He left two teenage girls scarred with a memory that will haunt them all their lives, coloring everything they do, silently restricting every movement they make in public. And still he had the gall to yell that this was about HIS freedom of speech, his precious freedom to spout any bullshit thing he liked. That he was not a terrorist, but a “patriot”. Even though the objective facts show that he had engaged in terrorism, and that his so-called patriotism had, in truth, undermined the safety and security of his country. That it had been doing so for decades, if not at least a century and a half.

After all, Adolf Hitler got his genocidal ideas from Andrew Jackson (the same “Injun killer” that the current squatter in the White House so admires), and from the centuries of slavery that “built” the US of Amnesia into the giant fog-wall of white supremacist forgettance it is today. The post-Civil War Reconstruction era saw the rise of KKK “militias” out of what had been the ashes of the old slave patrols. The KKK were the forerunners of the Gestapo and the SS.

Oh sure, freedom of speech is prized in the US of Amnesia, but some people’s speech is clearly valued above that of others, and far above the others’ safety, security, and freedom to move and associate as they please.

White supremacy is not innocent. Its mouth is frothy with “free speech” — and blood. It is constantly hungry for more blood. And it isn’t shy about howling for blood, as we have seen.

The question now is, what is to be done — concretely and collectively — to stop this social experiment?

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Der Drumpf’s nonsense word of the day

What could it all mean? Jeff Waldorf inquires deeper:

Personally, I think he was on a yacht, the captain’s name was Fifi, and he told her to sail for the cove. But since he’s a crappy speller (and this is widely known), he got it all balled up.

Hey, it’s as good an explanation as any.

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It was 90 years ago today…

…that his dad was in the KKK. And Donnie still is in denial, which is good for a sardonic smile.

With apologies to the Beatles (and Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band), a headline from all those years ago that ought still to haunt him today:

Donald Trump’s father was arrested after a Ku Klux Klan riot in the 1920s, news reports from the time suggest.

An article from a June 1927 edition of the New York Times records seven men being arrested after a brawl in New York, including “Fred Trump of 175-24 Devonshire Road, Jamaica” – the same name and address as the current US President’s father.

The fight was said to have been between members of the white supremacist Klan and supporters of the Italian fascist movement.

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The fight took place on 29 May 1927 – the US Memorial Day – at a time when New York authorities were trying to halt the KKK’s growing presence in the city. Originally founded in the 19th Century, the Klan was reformed in 1915 and became a violent organisation that promoted white nationalism and targeted black Americans.

Asked by the New York Times last year whether his father had been arrested at a Klan event, Donald Trump repeatedly denied it, insisting “it never happened” and saying it was “totally false” that his father lived on Devonshire Road, despite records appearing to confirm it to be true.

“We lived on Wareham,” he said. “The Devonshire — I know there is a road ‘Devonshire,’ but I don’t think my father ever lived on Devonshire.”

But yes, THAT Fred Trump DID live at that address on Devonshire Road. He was 21 at the time, and hadn’t yet met Mary Anne MacLeod, his future wife (and the Donald’s future mother).

Fred Trump was charged with “failing to disperse”, which strongly suggests that he was involved in the riot between police and the two brawling fascistic factions — one supporting the Italian Fascists and the other, the KKK. Then, as now, the far right were jockeying for a monopoly on the nation’s hardcore bigots. And since young Freddy was neither a police officer nor an Italian, which faction do you suppose he belonged to?

Of course, Donnie remains in denial. He doesn’t even know who David Duke is, or what white supremacy is, if you can believe him, but he got an endorsement from the current head of the KKK. One doesn’t get that for just nothing. I have a strong suspicion Donnie got that endorsement the way he got everything else in his life: strictly on the basis of who his daddy was.

Oh sure, the evidence for Fred Trump’s association with the KKK is all circumstantial. But it’s still quite damning. After all, he’s the same “Old Man Trump” that Woody Guthrie despised to the point of writing an anti-racist ballad about him:

Ol’ Fred may (or may not) have cut his KKK ties, but he still wouldn’t rent to non-white families. That is a fact. He (and his son after him) kept New York City illegally segregated with his housing policies. That too is a fact. And the Trump family fortune, which began when Grandpa Fritz became a pimp in the Yukon, grew astronomically under the stewardship of his son Fred, who made his dirty pie higher by renting only to whites. That is a fact.

Donald Fucking Drumpf isn’t a self-made man. He is the scion of grubby profiteers, draft dodgers and illegal immigrants who made their fortune on sexism and racism. And he’s proud of his legacy, although he’ll never admit that discrimination is at the roots of it all.

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Music for a Sunday: It kinda feels like a coup d’état

It’s gonna be yuge, yuge, YUGE!

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Q. How do you salute the man who shits on your country?

A: By wiping your ass on him. Literally. No, really!

Yes, this is a real product. And where will it be sold? Why, in Mexico…where else?

He went from anger to creativity. Antonio Battaglia, a lawyer from Guanajuato, will be selling “Trump” toilet paper at the end of the year, and will be donating a portion of the proceeds to help immigrants and his deported compatriots.

The offensive tone Donald Trump used to refer to Mexicans during his campaign for president of the United States motivated Battaglia, who is trying to send a message to make clear that Mexicans are not “bad hombres”, as Trump called them.

“I got angry, and started to look for a way to do something that would have a repercussion, not in a joking tone or a bad one, but a positive one,” he told Expansión in an interview.

“I tried to register a trademark for clothing or footwear, since my family is dedicated to the production of shoes, but the ‘Trump’ brand was already registered. Then I had the idea of producing a toilet paper, a product which would be ironic and which would stay on the market for a good length of time,” Battaglia explained.

The idea of the project is to generate a product at an accessible price, and that a percentage of the proceeds would be destined for the aid of migrants, a sector affected by the statements and policies of Trump.

Battaglia obtained the trademark from the Mexican Institute of Industrial Property (IMPI) in August of 2015.

“For me, the business is secondary. What I want is that it does something useful to help migrants and deportees. First off, I plan to donate 30% of the profits to organizations in Guanajuato,” Battaglia said.

Antonio Battaglia is the grandson of professional soccer player Antonio Félix Battaglia, an Argentine selected for the León team in the first national soccer division in the 1950s. He has a law office, and participates in his family’s shoe-making business. For the toilet-paper project, he will invest some 400,000 pesos to start, but he is open to finding other investors.

“We want to find a partner who has a business well positioned in this market (that of paper). We will use their channel of distribution and their knowledge of the market,” Battaglia explained to Expansión.

The worst problem he has encountered, he says, is the lack of space in paper-manufacturing plants, since the big brands that dominate the market hoard production time.

“The market is flooded and there is no one who wants to produce the paper. I looked for options in China, but nothing concrete came of it, until I found a firm in Mexico which is participating in this business and is interested in producing the product,” Battaglia commented, without giving further details.

The plan is for production to start later this year, and that the product be distributed via grocery stores and supply centres.

In Mexico, the hygienic-paper market is valued at 20.3 billion pesos ($1.097 billion US) a year, according to Euromonitor International.

Translation mine.

I’m really trying hard here not to make dirty puns, but even in a market that’s flooded, there’s still a good chance that this project will be flush with success. Especially since Donnie hasn’t even thought to register his oh-so-lucrative brand name on a product that will land up, quite literally, in the toilet.

I just hope that Mexican plumbing and sewers can handle this.

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Wankers of the Week: The Curtsy, the Swat, and the Handshake from Hell

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Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to dear ol’ Donnie, whose impeachment inches ever closer, and who shuffles with Ridicule ever nipping at his heels. And this week, it got so many bites in, from the fact that he not only bowed, but curtsied to the Saudi royal family; that Melania swatted him not once, but twice, before the cameras; and best of all, that the newly-elected NON-FASCIST president of France pwned him with a very alpha-male handshake. And here’s who else beclowned themselves this week, in no particular order:

1. Bob Fucking Buckhorn. First crack out of the box, it’s Florida Man…or should I say Florida MAYOR? Anyhow, not only was his so-called joke utterly unfunny, it was also an insult to the journalists who had already faced down the business end of a gun for realz. Oopsies! Guess someone else is gonna be crying “like a little girl” (how charmingly sexist!), now.

2. Toby Fucking Keith. Congratulations on being the first (and worst) country singer to perform in Saudi Arabia. Truly an historic occasion! I’m guessing you didn’t sing that little ditty of yours about taking out the (Arab) trash, because “it’s the American way”, did you now? And little wonder. After all, that’s the country that supplied 15 of the 19 hijackers…and supported them all.

3. Theresa Fucking May. You thought Maggie Thatcher was a milk snatcher? Get a load of her ideological daughter, who’s a food snatcher. Yeah, starving schoolkids are gonna Make Britain Great Again — that is, if they live to adulthood.

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4. Zachary Fucking Ailes. Oh, so you’re coming for the people who dared to speak out about your dad’s abuse, you little shit? In other words, you’re going to go on harassing the women Dear Ol’ Dad harassed (and worse)? Hope it doesn’t cut into your after-school detention time, snookums.

5. Billy Fucking Bush. Lacked the strength of character on the bus, did you? Well, THAT’s obvious. What’s really sad is that your own teenage daughter has more of it already than you, a grown-ass MAN, did when Der Drumpf was talking about grabbing pussy. And all you did was giggle like a dumb-ass 12-year-old.

6. Mike Fucking Pence. Awwww, did the bad PC kids hurt your Freeze Peach by turning their backs and walking out — in other words, exercising some free speech of their own while you were monopolizing the mike? Snowflake diddums!

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7. Tomi Fucking Lahren. Oh look, the White Grievance Cheerleader is out of exile! Er, kinda sorta. And she haz a mad at the Notre Dame students who walked out on #6! Snowflake diddums, bawww.

8. Ivanka Fucking Drumpf. She praised Saudi Arabia for WHAT? No, seriously: WHAT???

9. Karl Fucking Oliver. My oh my, what a novel idea he has for treating all those who (rightly) advocated that Confederate “hero” statues must come down. Yessirree, it just goes to show that NOTHING has changed in the South, and that’s precisely the fucking problem that the removal of those statues is aimed at changing! Also: Nice hayseed haircut, ya fuckin’ hick.

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10. Tommy Dean Fucking Gaa. And once more, with feeling: This is precisely the problem, etc.

11. Scott Fucking Adams. Doesn’t matter how hard you spin it, Dilbert Cartoonist: Drumpf is losing. And by staying on his train, you’re marking yourself out as a loser, too.

12. Geraldo Fucking Rivera. For fuck’s sake (and not FUX’s sake), Gerry…don’t fucking tweet when people are dying and you don’t know shit about who killed them. Nobody has the right to air an uninformed opinion!

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13. Theodore Fucking Beale. And speaking of uninformed opinions which no one is entitled to air, how about his? It’s virtually identical to those of Daesh (who are also not entitled), and the only difference is the name by which they call their respective sky-pixies. Their idolatry of ideologically-deranged terrorists IS identical, no doubt about it.

14. Milo Fucking Yiannopoulos. Not one thoughtful word for all the dead and injured of Manchester out of Vilo. No, Yeah-Nope just HAD to unload on Ariana Grande instead. As though it were her duty to be as big a douchebaggy attention seeker as HE is.

15. Theodore Fucking Shoebat. And of course, no trifecta of awfulness would be complete without the sanctimonious maunderings of a man whose surname sounds remarkably like Batshit. And whose opinions definitely reek of it. Nobody’s going to miss this degenerate on the day HE dies, I can guarantee that much.

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16. Alex Fucking Jones. Well, well. Look who got caught fapping until his snake-oil bottle ran dry! May he get sued again, and again, and AGAIN until his imbecilic farce of a show finally goes off the air for good.

17. Katie Fucking Hopkins. Aaaaand this piece of shit. This goddamn piece of shit. Thank the Gods somebody reported her Nazified tweets to police. The real “final solution”, Katie, is to take away all public platforms from the likes of YOU.

18. Janice Fucking Atkinson. Uh, dudette…you DO realize that suicide bombers have already given themselves the death penalty, don’t you?

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19. Ken Fucking Langone. Uh, dude…they’re called FOOD stamps. Not DRUG stamps. Know why? Because people can only use them to buy FOOD. Have you ever tried buying anything else with them? Oh, clearly not. Typical 1%er…

20. Ben Fucking Carson. No, poverty is NOT a “state of mind”. But stupidity most certainly is.

21. Tim Fucking Gurner. No, denying oneself coffee and avocado toast WON’T enable one to buy a house. Could you kindly quit preaching to those who are already living on cereals and ramen, and just admit that you were fucking privileged?

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22. Dave Fucking Daubenmire. No, you fascist dope, Jews are NOT putting you into “financial” bondage. Your villain’s name is CAPITALISM.

23. Piers Fucking Morgan. Dude, if you’re so pissy about Ariana Grande not visiting her injured fans, maybe you’d like to do so on her behalf and lecture them on what a terrible person she is, and what terrible people they are for liking her? Oh wait…they’re mostly kids, and you’re mostly a walking enema nozzle. Also, she’s coming back to see them again. Never mind!

24. Abigail Fucking Whelan. Don’t have anything useful to say? Start talking about Jeebus and your “eternal perspectives”. Works great every time…at proving you to be an utterly useless idiot.

25. Marc Fucking Kasowitz. Why?

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That’s why. Mafia-style intimidation tactics on behalf of Der Drumpf, trying to suppress the free speech (and livelihood) of the man who gave us Bloom County? Not smart, fella.

26. James Fucking Wiedmann. It’s a day ending in “-day”, and the failed would-be ladies’ man otherwise known (increasingly laughably) as Heartiste has bloviated. And this time, what do I hear when I skim read his words? Why, his own words! Well, some of them, anyway: “…bla bla bla blabbity blab blab bloo bloo”.

27. Jared Fucking Kushner. He wanted what? From whom? Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s illegal. And grounds for stripping his security clearance, if not an outright prison sentence.

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28. Mick Fucking Mulvaney. Pro tip, not that he’s likely to take it, but what the hey: STOP TALKING, YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU’RE ON ABOUT!

29. Sean Fucking Hannity. And that goes double for you, Baby Jeebus. Don’t think that your extended vacation is gonna fool anyone, though…we all know you’re headed the same way as your ex-colleague, Billo!

30. Greg Fucking Gianforte. Congratulations on your so-called win in Montana. Unfortunately, you’re still going to face assault charges, and everyone’s gonna know you as “that thin-skinned asshole who beats up reporters for asking simple questions”. FOREVER.

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And finally, to the Fucking North Carolina Pastors’ Network. Yes, all of them. Why? Because they collectively support Dumb Donnie’s Seriously Stupid Muslim Ban, for one thing; for another, they completely overlook the fact that 15 of the 19 hijackers of 9-11 were Saudis, who are NOT under the Muslim Ban; and finally, for using that as an excuse to hate on immigrants and other religions, and then pretend that’s not what they’re doing when they’re called on it. What would Jesus do? Not what these whited sepulchres are doing, that’s for sure. Remember the parable of the Good Samaritan? They don’t.

Good night, and get fucked!

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If uniformed officers are a bad idea at schools, what about Pride?

A 1981 issue of The Body Politic, a Toronto gay community newspaper, calling for protests against the police following a series of bathhouse raids known as Operation Soap.

As Pride Week approaches in Toronto, I’ve noticed an uptick on my Facebook feed in “debate” about whether uniformed police officers should be allowed in the big parade. Notice that I put the word in quotes? There’s a reason for that. And that’s because it’s not really a debate, but more like a demand to allow the cops to take part. I’ve even seen a Change.org petition (which I’m not linking) calling for just that. And lots of petulant people are huffing that if the police aren’t allowed in Pride, maybe the city should just stop stop funding the event.

That demand for uniformed police participation is ultimately bad for the LGBT+ community. How do I know? Oh, because it hasn’t exactly worked out great in the Toronto public schools, either:

After a series of teachers and school workers detailed the negative impact of police officer presence in schools, the Toronto Police Services Board came to the verge of suspending the School Resource Officer program at its meeting Tuesday, pending consultation with community and education stakeholders.

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The motion to suspend the officer program was moved by board member Ken Jeffers, after a half dozen deputations by members of the public, some teachers or workers within Toronto schools.

They were responding to an agenda item calling for a review of the school officer program, which has not been conducted since 2011.

Speakers told the board the presence of armed, uniformed officers in the school criminalized students from an early age, created a “school to prison pipeline” and had a disproportionate impact on undocumented students and racialized youth, including black students.

“The School Resource Officer Program, for too many of our students, creates an unsafe environment,” said James Campbell, a Toronto high school English teacher.

Katie German, who has worked in schools in Rexdale and Scarborough, said the appearance of a police car outside a school, day in and day out, sends the wrong message to both the community and to students, who she says do not understand why an officer is walking the halls in the first place.

A “school to prison pipeline” that has a disproportionate impact on undocumented students and racialized youth, including black students, creating an unsafe environment for said students? Interesting.

Now, let’s look at Black Lives Matter’s list of demands for Toronto. A glance at the page indicates that ALL the demands for Pride have been met (and crossed off the list), which is good.

On the other hand, the list of demands for education is still largely untouched. Only one demand, “The implementation of anti-racist training to be mandated at all levels of the Toronto District School Board”, has been crossed off. The list of unmet demands for education is the longest on BLM-TO’s site.

The presence of uniformed officers in schools with a larger percentage of non-white students is undoubtedly a part of the larger problem of racism in the education system. And that’s why the pressure is on to get the cops out of schools. The cops are dragging their heels, as usual, no doubt hoping that if they stall long enough, the push to get them out of schools will stop. (Spoiler: It won’t, because black kids are still being disproportionately targeted for policing, and black adults are still being disproportionately criminalized and imprisoned.)

So. How does this relate to the presence of uniformed police in Pride parades, and the BLM-TO demand to remove them (and their floats) from the event?

Well, obviously, black people and LGBT people have a major thing in common where uniformed police are concerned, and that thing is mistrust. Back in 1981, the police were raiding gay community nightspots, directly targeting them in an effort to pressure the “undesirables” to move elsewhere:

And even as recently as last year, cops were busting gay men just for being gay. In Toronto, not Iran. Project Marie, anyone?

A couple months ago, the cops undertook undercover operation Project Marie at Etobicoke’s Marie Curtis Park in response to community complaints about indecent exposure and an alleged sexual assault. As a result of the investigation, through which “a number” of plain-clothed male officers hung out in the park and at times were solicited for sex, a total of 89 charges have been laid against 72 people, mostly men, according to police spokeswoman Meaghan Gray.

Very few of the charges are criminal in nature.

The majority relate to bylaw infractions and provincial offences, including 36 for engaging in sexual behaviour in a park and 33 for trespassing property. Gray said the men charged were primarily consenting adults.

Though the charges are minor in a legal sense, they have the potential to ruin lives, according to LGBT lawyers who say the investigation is a gross overreaction by police.

“Toronto police sent undercover police officers into the bushes to wait for men to proposition them for sex so they could arrest them. In 2016,” Marcus McCann, a gay Toronto-based human rights lawyer, told VICE.

“That is unacceptable.”

So, like black people, LGBT+ people are disproportionately singled out for policing. Still. In this day and age. And that is NOT acceptable.

Suddenly, BLM-TO’s demand to get the cops out of Pride doesn’t seem so unreasonable after all, does it?

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