Category Archives: Crapagandarati

Sam Bee takes on Sebaaaaaastian Goooooooorka

Because I’m too tired to write much, please enjoy some comedy at the expense of a pompous idiot with a bad face merkin. Or, as Sam puts it: “a cruise-ship magician’s facial hair”.

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Who the hell is Stephen Fucking Bannon?

26 minutes of your time, folks. That’s all Abby Martin needs to lay out the facts. If your hair’s not turning white by the end of it, you weren’t paying attention. (Either that, or you must already be white-haired…or bald.) … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: FUX Snooze finally gets an accurate chyron

Finally, FUX Snooze accidentally lets slip just how useless and worthless their crap is. Makes sense really, since it panders to a literally dying demographic, namely cranky old white men who like to gawk at leggy young blondes. But in … Continue reading

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Happy Women’s Day. Here’s what we’re (still) up against.

What are we working for? CHANGE. And what are we working to change? These things, among many, MANY others: If you’re driving while female, be careful about honking your horn at anyone blocking the road. Some asshole with a crowbar … Continue reading

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Why the “free speech” excuse is bullshit

I hate Illinois Nazis. Especially when Canadians try to mimic their tactics. So, lately, there’s been a whole lot of bullshit flying around up here. A bunch of covert Nazis got together in Toronto and other cities to protest M-103, … Continue reading

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Antisemitism? Pshaw!

It’s all just false flags, kiddies. “Doctor” Sebaaaaaastian Goooooorka said so: And it’s not just that ridiculous cartoon count who’s saying it. There’s this Drumpf surrogate: A senior adviser to President Trump linked the latest wave of threats against Jewish … Continue reading

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Trayvon’s murderer endorses FUX Snooze

In a turn of events that should surprise no one, we have this: Yes, that’s right, folks. George Fucking Zimmerman — who gunned down Trayvon Martin in cold blood for being black and out at night, in a hoodie, buying … Continue reading

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The arrogant nopology of Milo Yiannopoulos

Ugh. Get a load of this: I’m feeling kinda sado-masochistic tonight, so I’m gonna take this nopology apart turd by turd, and show you just how big a pile of shit it is, and how sorry he is NOT. Ready? … Continue reading

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The “rapefugee” myth just died.

“This is how the sex mob rages in our cities!” O RLY? Somebody’s pants are smoking here. Get the fire extinguisher! Via the UK Independent, a shocking new development in the case of the alleged mass sexual assaults of this … Continue reading

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James O’Keefe: not a journalist.

So…what is this little shit? Watch and learn: “Walking, living trolls”. That’s what he and “Project Veritas” (was ever a crapaganda organ more ironically named?) are. That’s all they ever were, and all they ever will be. Oh yeah…and they’re … Continue reading

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