Category Archives: Crapagandarati

Venezuelan Beer Chicks for Progress

Er, make that AGAINST READING. From Aporrea, a shocking report on the mental calibre of one of that country’s top spokesmodels for mindless alcohol consumption: Norkis Batista, a young Venezuelan actress who played “Victoria Guanipa” in the RCTV International adaptation … Continue reading

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Two “prestigious” Chavez-haters get owned by a Russky

Yes, folks, I’m talking about those two once-notable authors, Mario Vargas Llosa and Carlos Fuentes, who have both decided to keep their names in the news by turning their pens to machetes in the name of right-wing hackery. Since it’s … Continue reading

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AP hits Venezuela with the Stoopid Stick…AGAIN.

And this time, it’s all about Teh Stoopid in Venezuela. Or at least, AP would slyly insinuate that Venezuela is the one with the stupidity problem.Mysterious deaths among the Warao “Indians” along the Orinoco river, which just so happens to … Continue reading

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Yep, he’s been bought…

Oh, color me shocked, SHOCKED…at the latest from Aporrea: On his Sunday program, ex-vice president Jose Vicente Rangel asserted that the general-in-chief, Raul Isaias Baduel, visited Bogota around the end of July, where he “met with Pedro Carmona and the … Continue reading

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Who writes these dumbass editorials?

More tired old “21st century socialism looks just like 20th”, courtesy the Financial Times. More tired old “Chavez is a dictator”, courtesy the Richmond Times Dispatch. And in the grand (tired) old tradition of unsigned editorials, the authors are not … Continue reading

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What’s good for GM ain’t so good for Venezuela

Found something interesting and curious at Aporrea and just had to translate: “For 60 years, we of GMV have been working with Venezuela and its people; it’s our fundamental job to think of this organization as a great human team, … Continue reading

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Yoo-hoo, lamestream media…

…I think you dropped something. Namely, all mention of a tyrannical Latin American president–in PERU! In view of the protests of 60 ethnic groups from the Amazonian jungle against official decrees, the Peruvian government declared three provinces and one municipality … Continue reading

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Who flung dung?

I’ll give you a hint: It’s some Venezuelan opposition types, showing their true colors: brown, brown and BROWN. And stinky.From YVKE Mundial, some choice video: Some young hooligans protested the final legal decision to disqualify some deserving candidates by dumping … Continue reading

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Cowardly bullies of the Venezuelan opposition

Jayzuz. What is it with all these right-wing shit disturbers? They get people all riled up, and then they don’t even show up to their own demonstrations? Case in point: Two rather prominent Venezuelan business leaders who keep trying to … Continue reading

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The video the Miami Mafia doesn’t want you to see

“Armando Valladares: from false invalid poet to business speculator”. According to Aporrea, this video got yanked from YouTube on the grounds that it is “false and defamatory”. I watched it and can’t for the life of me see what would … Continue reading

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