Category Archives: Crapagandarati

Sean’s smoking pen

Posted on January 16, 2008 by Sabina Becker

And this, folks, is why we write letters to the editors…to let them know when they are full of shit. Mind you, some of us have an easier time getting their attention than others: Actor Sean Penn apparently is taking … Continue reading →

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Quotable: Benito Mussolini on how Jonah Goldberg is full of shit

Posted on January 14, 2008 by Sabina Becker

“Granted that the 19th century was the century of socialism, liberalism, democracy, this does not mean that the 20th century must also be the century of socialism, liberalism, democracy. Political doctrines pass; nations remain. We are free to believe that … Continue reading →

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Operation Emmanuel succeeds!

Posted on January 10, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Telesur exclusive video here. Spanish only, but the emotion comes across loud and clear. Clara Rojas and Consuelo Gonzalez arrived safe and sound in a jungle clearing somewhere in the Guaviare region of Colombia, accompanied by a small troop of … Continue reading →

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Reuters still hot for Chavecito’s bod

Posted on January 9, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Come on, Reuters guys, admit it…you just wanna see Hugo Chavez naked. First you were obsessed with his genitals, and now you make THIS your lede? Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez in an interview with supermodel Naomi Campbell predicted that the … Continue reading →

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How to scare Sean Hannity shitless

Posted on January 7, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Tell him the truth, of course:He’s afraid of a bunch of Ron Paul supporters? But…but…but…aren’t they REPUBLICANS???

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My new year’s resolution? To be Perfected!

Posted on January 1, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Of course, it might take me longer than it would this Jewish singer. You see, I’m Wiccan.And I must say, as a Witch, that I’ve always wanted to be a homicidal, homophobic bitch with a long, scraggly turkey neck like … Continue reading →

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Messages from beyond the grave

Posted on December 30, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Gol-dang, if that Osama isn’t the most talkative spook or the most animated corpse you’ve ever seen. Now that everyone is talking about his death (thank you, Beni!), he has to pipe up via audiotape and claim that the rumors … Continue reading →

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More proof that Dubya doesn’t read

Posted on December 27, 2007 by Sabina Becker

…and neither does he, nor any of his lackeys, have the slightest concept of a little thing known as reading comprehension. Think Progress has ferreted out the real source of Dubya’s antipathy to embryonic stem cell research–a total misinterpretation of … Continue reading →

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The Playboy and the Prettyboy stir up shit in the barrios

Posted on December 19, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Remember how awhile back I blogged about Leopoldo Lopez, the mayor of a wealthy district in Caracas? And only yesterday, I had a little item about Yon Goicoechea? Well, now there’s proof that Prettyboy Lopez and Playboy Yon-Yon are up … Continue reading →

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Yon Goicoechea, Playboy of Human Rights

Posted on December 18, 2007 by Sabina Becker

From the Department of People You Can’t Take Seriously, a real doozer: Check the headline circled in yellow. That’s an interview with Yon Goicoechea, a Venezuelan “student opposition leader”. Yon’s apparently not a bit modest about his media whoredom–the headline … Continue reading →

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