Category Archives: El NarcoPresidente

Oh, Alvaro. Too bad. So SAD!

“The inexecutable…of inexecutability…of the nonexistent…of that which can’t be done, had or brought to effect….(not even with traps)…in other words, NO is NO!”The wall behind him says “Varito (his nickname), be a man!”–which is what he said to Chavecito the … Continue reading

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Um. Nice president you got there, Colombia.

Discord at the Cancún summit. An unexpectedly revealing photo of three leaders, only two of whom get along well all the time? Sure looks like. Guess which…So, Chavecito’s the regional troublemaker, is he? Not even hardly. Guess who came to … Continue reading

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Juanes: Schooled on the tweeter

So…Juanes thought he could get away with insults, bullshit and lame excuses (not to mention facile sloganeering) under the rubric of “free expression”? Looks like the joke’s on him… Colombian singer Juanes, on his Twitter page, tried to play the … Continue reading

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Juanes: Opportunistic, anti-Chávez douchebag?

A popular Venezuelan journo-blogger seems to think so, and after reading this, so do I: Colombian singer/song-writer Juanes seems to be in agreement with those users of the Twitter website who demand the downfall of the government of Hugo Chávez. … Continue reading

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Remember, you heard it here first

“President Uribe…who killed the governor of Caquetá?”“The FARC.”“Who massacres Colombian campesinos?”“The FARC.”“Who brought down the Twin Towers?”“The FARC.”“Who is making Colombia miserable?”“The FARC.”Okay, actually, if you understand Spanish and can spare approximately 8 minutes to watch a video of Chavecito … Continue reading

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Since when does Santa’s sleigh come with missiles?

Kiddies, help your weak-eyed Auntie Bina out. Does that look like a sleigh to you? Nope…no reindeer. But what are those black things under the wings? Sure look like missiles to me…AGM-114 Hellfire missiles, if I’m not mistaken.Respected Venezuelan journalist … Continue reading

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Can we call Colombia a failed state yet?

I mean, this many dead, in one grave, this year alone…it’s kind of telling, isn’t it? During a visit by a British delegation of parliamentarians and union leaders, the remains of 2,000 persons were found in a mass grave in … Continue reading

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Short ‘n’ Stubby: A little bit of this, a little bit of that…

Some small odds ‘n’ ends I couldn’t go longer about:Craig Murray, former UK ambassador to Uzbekistan, heartily sympathizes with Richard Colvin, the Canadian diplomat who found Afghanistan to be no better. He also demolishes all pro-torture arguments very nicely. Thanks … Continue reading

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El Narco is nervous

Hey Alvaro, are you scared of the big bad popular man next to you?At least that’s the impression I get, from this little item I found in Aporrea: In a surprise move, the government of Colombia announced the cancellation of … Continue reading

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Unintentionally revealing photo du jour

The handshake between the respective foreign ministers of Colombia and Ecuador, Jaime Bermúdez and Fander Falconí, as they announce the reopening of embassies in each other’s lands. Notice a hint of tension in there? Something a little off about the … Continue reading

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