Category Archives: El NarcoPresidente

Let’s hear the anti-Chavez screamers explain this

From Aporrea, a little tidbit but a revealing one: Against the editorial lines from Colombia and Venezuela that claim there is a “close” relationship between the president of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez Frias, Colombian senator Piedad Cordoba, and the FARC rebels … Continue reading

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The Blair Witch Laptop

Never-before-seen footage from the actual finding of Raul Reyes’ computer! Indisputable evidence linking Chavecito to the FARC! Exclusive to Globoterror, the 24-hour crapaganda channel! Absolutely (and I do mean absolutely) unedited!

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Headline Howler: How do you make a tension swirl?

It defies the laws of physics, if I’m not mistaken. But shhhh, don’t tell that to the AP: Venezuela on Saturday accused 60 Colombian soldiers of illegally entering its territory, as tensions over Venezuela’s alleged effort to aid Colombian guerrillas … Continue reading

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Oh crap, you mean he DIDN’T finance you?

Well, there goes another piece of Chavecito libel. And who better to blow it all to shit than “a battle-hardened, one-eyed female commander” of the FARC? Nelly Avila Moreno, better known as “Karina,” denied her bloody reputation during a news … Continue reading

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One Colombian who isn’t drinking the Kool-Aid

Aporrea reports: Opposition senator Gustavo Petro called for an investigation today into the 48,055 archives of FARC “#2” man Raul Reyes, killed on March 1 in a military incursion into an illegal guerrilla encampment in Ecuador. Petro, a member of … Continue reading

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Simon Romero besmirches himself again

One thing about that Old Grey Lady…she’s one helluva madam. Yes, folks, the NY Times is pimping for Alvaro Uribe again. And look: there’s one of her working girls now, out on the corner… Tension between Colombia and Venezuela increased … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: Since when is El Narco a Venezuelan?

Check out this story: “Rival demands Chavez clarify rebel links”.Then check out the photo they stuck on it:The story is about pathetic, mush-mouthed Manuel Rosales, the guy who got maybe a third of the vote in the last Venezuelan election … Continue reading

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And this is why I call him El Narco

Colombian journalist and former TV anchorwoman Virginia Vallejo, now living in Miami, has written an explosive tell-all book about her lengthy affair with drug lord Pablo Escobar, titled Loving Pablo, Hating Escobar. Here, in an interview with a Brazilian TV … Continue reading

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A few random thoughts about laptops, Interpol and Colombia

(Translation: “Uribe attempts to deflect attention from himself by attacking Chavez…’And we pulled this red rabbit out of the computer. Chavez sent it to the FARC!’ As Anibal Nazoa said, ‘In Plan Colombia, you can see from a mile away … Continue reading

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Has Rafael Correa been reading my blog?

The reason I bring this up is because he says exactly what I’ve been thinking about Alvaro Uribe myself: “Just when relations improve with him, something strange happens and you get stabbed in the back. Something in his head’s not … Continue reading

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