Category Archives: El NarcoPresidente

Calderon to Uribe: Don’t be dissin’, don’t be hatin’

Posted on April 17, 2008 by Sabina Becker

While all the whore media are all busy screaming about Chavecito’s diplomatic and democratic deficits, they’re suspiciously silent about the much larger ones of a certain Colombian parapresident. Fortunately, kiddies, you’ve got me…and I’ve got Aporrea: Mexican president Felipe Calderon … Continue reading →

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Nicaragua offers refuge to Lucia Morett

Posted on April 17, 2008 by Sabina Becker

This just in from Telesur (via Aporrea): The Government of Nicaragua offered protection to the Mexican, Lucia Morett, who survived the massacre that Colombia perpetrated March 1, in Ecuadorian territory.This was announced by the Latin American Association for Human Rights … Continue reading →

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They were accomplices, so they had it coming

Posted on April 16, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Yep, Alvaro Uribe really IS a lawless, psychopathic little thug. Get a load of his latest bons mots: Colombian President Alvaro Uribe said Wednesday that he doesn’t regret ordering a cross-border raid on a rebel camp in Ecuador, despite the … Continue reading →

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Well. That didn’t take long.

Posted on April 8, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Seems like only yesterday they were announcing that France was getting involved in getting Ingrid Betancourt back from the FARC. (All right, it was the day before yesterday. But still.)And now, all of a sudden, France is out again. Well, … Continue reading →

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Who needs the stinkin’ DEA?

Posted on March 31, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Not Venezuela, apparently. They kicked ’em out a while back, and now we’re seeing a number of dramatic results. Like, oh, say, this: Combat helicopters and F-16 fighter jets opened fire at a clandestine airstrip in Venezuela’s remote southern plains … Continue reading →

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Look who blinked…

Posted on March 28, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Well, here’s one in the eye for El Narcopresidente Uribe. Looks like what Chavecito and the FARC have both been insisting on all along, may just finally come true after all! Colombia has offered to suspend the sentences of jailed … Continue reading →

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They were no angels, so we killed them

Posted on March 15, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Can you believe this bit of breathtaking logic? The Colombian defence minister, Juan Manuel Santos, justified at a press conference on Friday the killings of four Mexican students during the attack by Colombia on Ecuadorian territory. The minister assured that … Continue reading →

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Uribe’s thugs are on the Internets

Posted on March 15, 2008 by Sabina Becker

And they’ve committed two hacks. One on the website of a certain Ecuadorable president: The official website of the Presidency of Ecuador (www.presidencia.gov.ec) was blocked today for the second time by a hacker who left it out of service. The … Continue reading →

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Correa to Bush: Porque no te jodas?

Posted on March 15, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Okay, so he didn’t quite put it THAT graphically. But the fuck-you-very-much was pretty unambiguous just the same: My translation follows:

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Colombia: Even deeper in it than originally thought

Posted on March 5, 2008 by Sabina Becker

And if you have to ask what “it” is, here’s a hint: It’s brown, it steams, it smells bad, and you don’t want it all over the bottom of your shoe. Unfortunately, that’s exactly where Alvaro Uribe is wearing it … Continue reading →