Category Archives: Huguito Chavecito

Festive Left Friday Blogging: Chavecito at Petrocaribe

Posted on June 12, 2009 by Sabina Becker

The Big Guy arrives and, as usual, is mobbed by reporters. I’m too busy admiring his loud (but FABULOUS!) outfit to hear what he’s saying. (Which is undoubtedly loud but fabulous, too. Isn’t he always?)

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Rafael Correa unbreaks my heart!

Posted on June 4, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Hey Raf, are you taking requests? I’d like you to sing Toni Braxton for me…Remember how, many moons ago, the Ecuadorable One broke my heart by not joining the ALBA? Well, have I got news for YOU! Venezuelan President Hugo … Continue reading →

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We can haz REAL Venezuelan oppo intellectuals, pls?

Posted on June 4, 2009 by Sabina Becker

“Foolish Venezuelans! It’s Chávez’s fault that you’ve lost the freedom to suffer from the global crisis of capitalism!” I don’t think I need to translate the rest of this banner (drawn by El Tano) from Aporrea.org, do you?So, I guess … Continue reading →

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“UP” meme takes off

Posted on June 4, 2009 by Sabina Becker

I’m not so sure setting them loose on a tepui in Venezuela is such a good idea.

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Stoopid Hugo Chávez comparisons: Spot the difference

Posted on June 3, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Why this photographic side-by-side? You’ll see in a moment, kiddies. After I post the latest dumbass meme to crop up in the “compare Hugo Chávez to the tyrant of your choice” game, that is… So while Chávez may not be … Continue reading →

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Tree falls in forest. No one hears it. Therefore…

Posted on June 3, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Oh fucking hell. Look what just happened in Peru!Alan García, alias President Twobreakfasts, has just sent in the riot cops to seize a TV station for nonpayment of debts. The station is off the air in the meantime. Funny how … Continue reading →

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Congratulations, Mauricio Funes!

Posted on June 2, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Another left-wing dimple-dude gets sworn in. Sadly, both Chavecito and Evo had to beg off and miss this historic inauguration. No worries–they’ll meet with their new compañero ASAP. (Chavecito already has.)Noteworthy details here: the archaic Spanish expressions, and the fact … Continue reading →

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Mario Vargas LOSER!

Posted on May 30, 2009 by Sabina Becker

“Must smash that pesky insect! Why does he taunt me so?”Well, Mario–maybe it’s because he’s a popular, elected leader, while you’re a sad, old, sold-out fart with no new ideas of his own, who lost his own election bid rather … Continue reading →

Posted in Artsy-Fartsy Culture Stuff, Crapagandarati, Cuba, Libre (de los Yanquis), Fascism Without Swastikas, Huguito Chavecito, Paraguay, Uruguay, Socialism is Good for Capitalism! | 8 Comments

Oppo journalists in Venezuela–such victims!

Posted on May 29, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Or maybe not. Globovisión, Venezuela’s equivalent of FUX Snooze, has been a news item in itself for the past few weeks, and for all the wrong reasons. Here’s one of them: Video in Spanish, but the pictures speak for themselves. … Continue reading →

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Does Israel get its news stories from bombproof Colombian laptops?

Posted on May 26, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Well, if Israel doesn’t, I know who does–the Dissociated Press, of course! Venezuela and Bolivia are supplying Iran with uranium for its nuclear program, according to a secret Israeli government report obtained Monday by The Associated Press.The two South American … Continue reading →

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