Category Archives: Mexican Standoffs

Q. How do you salute the man who shits on your country?

Posted on May 27, 2017 by Sabina Becker

A: By wiping your ass on him. Literally. No, really! Yes, this is a real product. And where will it be sold? Why, in Mexico…where else? He went from anger to creativity. Antonio Battaglia, a lawyer from Guanajuato, will be … Continue reading →

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Drumpf is turning his own voters into Mexicans!

Posted on April 5, 2017 by Sabina Becker

Am I feeling the Schadenfreude? You bet I am. These people voted for this. They wanted a wall? Well, now they’re GETTING one. Right through their own backyards, quite literally. And if they’re still stupid enough to support Drumpf after … Continue reading →

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Headline Howler: FUX Snooze finally gets an accurate chyron

Posted on March 20, 2017 by Sabina Becker

Finally, FUX Snooze accidentally lets slip just how useless and worthless their crap is. Makes sense really, since it panders to a literally dying demographic, namely cranky old white men who like to gawk at leggy young blondes. But in … Continue reading →

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The Madness of King Don

Posted on February 2, 2017 by Sabina Becker

Many years ago, I saw a movie. It was full of Pink Floyd songs, and it was all about a troubled, alienated little boy whose father died fighting the Nazis in World War II. Everything that happened to him was … Continue reading →

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Aeromexico throws down the gauntlet

Posted on January 28, 2017 by Sabina Becker

Hey, Drumpf! Think your wall is gonna amount to anything? This airline doesn’t: And it looks like they’ve got your number when it comes to bully tactics, too. You will never divide the world.

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Canada and Ireland: BOLO!

Posted on December 22, 2016 by Sabina Becker

Attention, fellow Canadians and friends in Ireland: Have you seen this man? If you have, please return him to Mexico, where he’s wanted: Canada or Ireland could be the two countries where one would find Javier Duarte, a fugitive from … Continue reading →

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A few random thoughts on the US election farce

Posted on November 9, 2016 by Sabina Becker

So, this happened. Der Drumpf groped Ms. Liberty, and now she’s in hiding, because the last thing she wants is those wrinkly little shrimp fingers in her…well, you know. And who can blame her? After all, he’s brought out the … Continue reading →

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More homophobic ironies from the Mexican Catholic church

Posted on September 20, 2016 by Sabina Becker

Hey! Remember how, not so long ago, a Mexican cardinal was claiming to know more about the male anus (and its differences from its female counterpart) than scientists themselves? Well, looks like he’s not the only dubious sexpert in the … Continue reading →

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Cuban migrants flooding Colombia en route to the US

Posted on August 8, 2016 by Sabina Becker

A group of Cuban migrants in a warehouse in northern Colombia. They are waiting for the Colombian government to resolve their situation. Meanwhile, another group of Cubans isn’t waiting. They’re making their way through the dense Colombian jungle toward Panama. … Continue reading →

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Mexican cardinal offers bizarre sex-ed lesson

Posted on August 1, 2016 by Sabina Becker

Mexican cardinal Norberto Rivera Carrera is a powerful man in the Catholic hierarchy. And, like so many of his ilk, he has some mighty…er…interesting notions about human sexuality and the functions of the body: The Roman Catholic Church and its … Continue reading →