Category Archives: Pissing Jesus Off

Someone needs to say a few Hail Marys

Posted on December 31, 2006 by Sabina Becker

And while they’re at it, they need to stop getting priests to lie for them. Try to imagine Venezuelan president, Hugo Chavez, dressed up as a bishop — the head bishop — of his own state-sponsored church. According to media … Continue reading →

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Merry Christmas, Baghdad…

Posted on December 25, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Or maybe not. The spirit of Christmas is still alive in Iraq, but it’s tucked away behind the closed doors of Christian families, who represent about three percent of Iraq’s 26 million people. Most of the fighting in Iraq involves … Continue reading →

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I bet they’re already sorry they started this

Posted on December 18, 2006 by Sabina Becker

I, however, feel more like laughing my ass off. But then, as a Witch, I always do find it amusing when witch-hunters start eating their own. An executive staff member at New Life Church in Colorado Springs has resigned after … Continue reading →

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Ileana Ros-Lehtinen claims this is edited…

Posted on December 16, 2006 by Sabina Becker

…but it sure doesn’t look that way to me. From the mouth of this congresscritter (R-Crazybitch), strange and vile things sure do have a way of popping out: It sounds just like she’s calling for murder, does it not?

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Quotable: Dubya on how truly human he isn’t

Posted on December 15, 2006 by Sabina Becker

“I must tell you, I’m sleeping a lot better than people would assume.”–George W. Bush, cold-blooded mass murderer, trying hard to improve his image

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If they talk about morals, cover your breasts and run!

Posted on December 4, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Because, as we all know, the biggest lechers are those who preach the loudest. Polish prosecutors are investigating claims that Deputy Prime Minister Andrzej Lepper employed a woman on condition that she had sex with him. A former local councillor … Continue reading →

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They call THIS blasphemy?

Posted on November 26, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Via the Revealer, I found out that the American Family Fascist Association is up in arms over a concert video showing Madonna, wearing a crown of thorns, first rising up on and then slowly stepping down off a glittery, mirror-tiled … Continue reading →

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Preach it, sister…

Posted on November 21, 2006 by Sabina Becker

I never saw YayaCanada’s site until today, but I think I’ll be visiting it (along with 21st Century Socialism) more often. This lady is SANE. Get a load of what she said about the scariest movie of the year, “Jesus … Continue reading →

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Quotable: Sir Elton on the dangers of organized religions

Posted on November 13, 2006 by Sabina Becker

"I love the idea of the teachings of Jesus Christ and the beautiful stories about it, which I loved in Sunday school and I collected all the little stickers and put them in my book. But the reality is that … Continue reading →

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If this is purity, give me DIRT!

Posted on November 12, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Why don’t boys have to covenant to abstain, Mommy? Because if they do, Jimmy, they’ll turn QUEEEEEEER. What’s QUEEEEEEER, Mommy? Trust me, Jimmy, you don’t want to know. Now take off your sister’s tutu and put it back in her … Continue reading →

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