Category Archives: Pissing Jesus Off

I guess someone wasn’t a true believer!

Not to mention that she broke the law of the land, as did her entire crazy-ass church: A southeastern Kentucky woman was bitten by a snake during a church service and later died, a law enforcement officer said. Linda Long, … Continue reading

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I am SO SHOCKED…

…Haggy the Hypocrite DID have sex with that man, Mr. Jones! Disgraced US evangelist Ted Haggard, a vocal opponent of gay marriage and poster boy for conservative causes, admitted on Sunday that he was guilty of “sexual immorality.” Haggard, under … Continue reading

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Things that really, REALLY piss Jesus off…

…like, oh, say, hypocritical preacher-men: The leader of the 30-million-member National Association of Evangelicals in the US has resigned after being accused of paying for sex with a man. The Reverend Ted Haggard said he would also temporarily step aside … Continue reading

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Keep your Jesus off my…WHAT?

And seeing as I’m female, I say KEEP YOUR ROSARIES OFF MY OVARIES!

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The anti-woman, pro-death movement wins one in Nicaragua

This is absolutely disgusting. Not to mention unenforceable, unless the state becomes a willingly complicit murderer of women: Nicaragua has approved a sweeping new law banning abortions, even in cases where the mother’s life is at risk. The national assembly … Continue reading

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Scary Thought #3: Fred Phelps had sex. Several times.

With a WOMAN. Which is how he produced enough spawn to fill his so-called church. Don’t you pity her? (And don’t you pity all those brainwashed, mentally abused offspring even more?)But here’s the kind of sex he’d really love to … Continue reading

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Personal responsibility? No thanks, I’m a conservative.

Poor Mel Gibson. First he makes a sadomasochistically-tinged movie about the death of Jesus, true to the conservative pro-Roman line if not to actual history, that fleeces the evangelicals and reaps a boatload of not so ill-deserved controversy. Then he … Continue reading

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One year after Katrina…

…and what have we learned? Well, for starters, that the BushCo Imperial Preznitcy is rather reminiscent of the royal family of France–heedless of everything, right up to its date with La Guillotine:

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Evo shows his cojones

Get your minds out of the gutter, people. He hasn’t turned into a flasher. But he has had a flash of serious statesmanly inspiration: Bolivian President Evo Morales has called for change within the country’s Catholic Church, accusing it of … Continue reading

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Good thing she spoke English…

…or who knows what might have happened to Tina Hannouneh? This is an interview with Tina Hannouneh, an American of Palestinian origin who was beaten by Israeli border guards, along with her son, at the Israeli-controlled Allenby Bridge border crossing … Continue reading

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