Category Archives: Pissing Jesus Off

Hell’s maw is a-gapin’…

Posted on April 1, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Mike Malloy has a wonderful turn of phrase that I sometimes hear him use on his radio show (which, by the way, you shouldn’t miss–it’s on Air America Radio, weeknights, 10 pm-1 am Eastern. Webcast available here.) Whenever someone particularly … Continue reading →

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Is your husband on the down-low? Then screw him!

Posted on April 1, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Seriously. This is the best answer the Religious Reich has for black women in Brokeback marriages. You’re not having sex with him regularly enough, so he’s turning to other men in frustration (as if other women willing to do the … Continue reading →

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Fat Tony’s “Vaffanculo” moment has consequences for the wrong person

Posted on March 31, 2006 by Sabina Becker

It’s always so lovely to see when church authorities have their priorities straight. Take, for example, the case of a freelance photographer working for a diocesan newspaper and SCOTUS judge Antonin “Fat Tony Vaffanculo” Scalia: A freelance photographer has been … Continue reading →

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Charles Taylor gets bundled off home

Posted on March 29, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Will Pat Robertson’s favorite strong-armed dictator finally face justice in Liberia? Looks like it… A plane carrying exiled former Liberian president and war crimes suspect Charles Taylor has arrived in his home country from Nigeria. He was put on a … Continue reading →

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Boycott this ‘toon, it looks strangely familiar

Posted on March 25, 2006 by Sabina Becker

“We have met the enemy and they is us!”

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Is the Pigman glad now?

Posted on March 11, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Hey, Pigman Limbaugh…you’ll be happy to know that Tom Fox is dead. Yay! One more pesky peacenik has learned his lesson the hard way. I bet you’re popping OxyContin by the fat old fistful just to celebrate this… The body … Continue reading →

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Mexico: sneak preview for America’s future

Posted on March 7, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Hey, Americans…wanna know where your country’s headed under BushCo, NAFTA, the NRA, the whole shebang? Clicky-clicky…but you’ll no likey: In an overwhelmingly Catholic country, abortion is illegal in Mexico unless the woman concerned was raped. However, according to the report, … Continue reading →

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Walph Weed–oooo, what a hippatwit!

Posted on March 7, 2006 by Sabina Becker

The Reverse Midas Touch moveth on, and having writ, Proves all that’s touched by Abramoff turns to shit. (Okay, so it doesn’t quite scan. Cut me some slack, it’s late.) Ralph Reed has said he didn’t know it until last … Continue reading →

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Oh, this is PATHETIC.

Posted on March 3, 2006 by Sabina Becker

If patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel, then what is piety? I don’t know, but I bet Toady Blair does: Prime Minister Tony Blair has told how he prayed to God when deciding whether or not to send … Continue reading →

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The swiftboating of CITGO

Posted on February 27, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Oil Wars and Juan Gonzalez have both got the goods on Joe Barton, the Texas Repug oil profiteer-cum-congresscritter squatting in the House of Representatives, who’s coming down hard on CITGO for reasons that can only be described as blatantly political. … Continue reading →