Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

Stupid Science Tricks: 20 papers in five minutes

Posted on November 20, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Two young women present a list of actual research papers that reads like the nominees for the next Ig Nobel prize. Sex, immaculate conception, plumbing, it’s all in there. Breasts make the list twice (what IS it about boobs?), and … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: A dumb-dumb threesome

Posted on November 17, 2011 by Sabina Becker

First up, a little sexy-ass music: Look at those fuckin’ hipsters. Now, the news. First up, Things You Should Never Do In Cop Cars: It all started on Monday when a 911 caller reported a man passed out at the … Continue reading →

Stupid Sex(less) Tricks: No cuddling, please, we’re British

Posted on November 3, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Okay. Leaving out the obvious gender stereotyping that the media are crammed full of (guys don’t like to cuddle? Not in MY experience), it’s shit like this, Britain… A staggering 32 per cent of UK females admit they can’t stand … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex(ist) Tricks: How to smell like a pelotudo

Posted on October 28, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Everybody in North America knows (or SHOULD know) that Axe Body Spray is the masking odor for (pre)adolescent male sexual insecurity, immaturity and general lack of appeal. It’s the sort of stuff that you want to avoid if you’re a … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Banking and wanking, together at last

Posted on October 24, 2011 by Sabina Becker

No. Oh, no. NO: In case you were wondering what that was all about, Copyranter explains: Komerční Banka is a member of the Société Générale Group, and is one of the leading financial institutions in the Czech Republic. Copy translation, … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Who gives a flying fuck?

Posted on October 17, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Erm…apparently, these two do: The Federal Aviation Administration says it will look into a videotaped skydiving sex stunt to determine if the pilot might have been distracted during the incident over Kern County. FAA spokesman Ian Gregor says any activity … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Well, that’s ONE way to get their attention…

Posted on October 10, 2011 by Sabina Becker

But if you really want to hold it, you may have to chain them up: Not recommended for use with customers, obviously.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: The ultimate stupid sex trick

Posted on October 2, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Just file this one under “it’s all fun and games until someone breaks his penis”: A penile facture, or “broken penis,” is an injury that occurs to the erect penis. There are no bones in the penis; the “fracture” refers … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: 9-11, with a side order of commodified female flesh

Posted on September 12, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Gawd bless Amurrica! This was uploaded by Hooters itself, two days before the 9-11 x 10 mourn-a-thon. I believe the underlying message is “Eat greasy wings and ogle these Twin Towers (hurr hurr, geddit?), or the terrorists win!” (Thx, Jezebel.)

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Only in France?

Posted on September 5, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Zut alors! Sexual abstinence could cost you dear. Jean-Louis, 51, found that out the hard way after his divorce. According to Le Parisien, the Niçois was sentenced in May 2009 by the court of appeals of Aix-en-Provence to pay 10,000 … Continue reading →

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