Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

Stupid (Anti-)Sex Tricks: The American Lie League, and other hilarious crapagandroids

Posted on February 16, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Need a good laugh tonight? Here ya go: Mmmmmm, penis cupcakes and vagina macaroons! Yummy! Jezebel calls this “the most hilariously lewd thing you’ll ever see”, and they’re not far from the truth. This hysterical video inadvertently gives away the … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex(ist) Tricks: Why I will never be a vegan

Posted on February 16, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Aside from the serious health concerns they blithely neglect to mention in their quest to turn the whole world vegan, PETA also engages in false, deceptive and highly offensive advertising that’s downright abusive to women: There is so much wrong … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Why real news doesn’t make the news anymore

Posted on January 11, 2012 by Sabina Becker

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Where NOT to get a tattoo, and why

Posted on January 8, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Um, if you’re a dude…how about your genitalia? As for why, read on: You’d think somebody repeatedly sticking a needle in your penis would be a little off-putting, but the 21-year-old Iranian apparently thought it would be a grand idea … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Because stupid hat tricks are so passé

Posted on January 5, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Hockey normally gets very short shrift here, unless I’m wank-listing Don Fucking Cherry for his latest rockum-sockum case of Teh Stoopid. But this time, the tacky thing at the rink wasn’t him or his suit, it was what someone else … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Braggadocio 2.0

Posted on December 20, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Via Glamour, I heard about this. The developers call it “I Just Made Love”; I prefer to call it “I Just Made An Ass Of Myself”: Description Did you just made love? Or just want to check where people near … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Viagra in WHAT?

Posted on December 7, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Relax, it’s not quite so drastic. But yeah, it’s just about that silly: Durex has a new condom out that promises to enhance erections with a gel inside the tip that contains Zanifil. The over-the-counter drug boosts blood flow in … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Dad, is that YOU?

Posted on December 4, 2011 by Sabina Becker

This isn’t the first time I’ve heard THIS story: A MAN got more than he bargained for when a prostitute he ordered to his hotel room turned out to be his daughter. The Huffington Post reports that Zimbabwean Titus Ncube … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: A wanker’s new best friend?

Posted on November 29, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Courtesy of those merry pranksters at The Onion, we have every man’s dream use of technology, available at last: Ah, TYSO. There’s only one problem with you: You are STILL no match for Ceiling Cat. And Ceiling Cat is immune … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Occupy WHAT?

Posted on November 22, 2011 by Sabina Becker

As if Occupy Oakland didn’t have enough shit going on, what with two badly injured war vets (at last count) and a fascist mayor. Now this? New York-based homosexual smut peddler Dirty Boy Video put out a video called “Occupy … Continue reading →

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