Category Archives: Teh Heterostoopid

Teh Ghey takes on Teh Heterostoopid

Posted on November 9, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Guess who wins. Bonus: Conan O’Brien may be about to WHAT? Conan needs an envelope. And the crapaganda whores need a new scriptwriter. Or SEVERAL. And they need to all agree NOT to use the same fucking cliché.

Posted in Crapagandarati, Do As I Say..., Isn't It Ironic?, Pissing Jesus Off, Teh Ghey, Teh Heterostoopid | 2 Comments

Stupid Sex(ist) Tricks: How to smell like a pelotudo

Posted on October 28, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Everybody in North America knows (or SHOULD know) that Axe Body Spray is the masking odor for (pre)adolescent male sexual insecurity, immaturity and general lack of appeal. It’s the sort of stuff that you want to avoid if you’re a … Continue reading →

Posted in Don't Cry For Argentina, Isn't It Ironic?, Madvertising, Men Who Just Don't Get It, Stupid Sex Tricks, Teh Heterostoopid | 1 Comment

Spouse a louse? There’s an app for that…

Posted on October 19, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Whether it’s legal for this use, though, is another story: When Apple released its new iOS 5 operating system to go with its iPhone 4S, it touted a new app called “Find My Friends” as a great way to track … Continue reading →

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The National Pest “apologizes”

Posted on September 30, 2011 by Sabina Becker

A few days ago, the National Pest published an extremely homophobic (and blatantly accusatory) ad about public schooling in Ontario. Today, we get this non-apology apology, or non-retraction retraction, if you will… Earlier this week the National Post ran an … Continue reading →

Posted in Canadian Counterpunch, Crapagandarati, Teh Ghey, Teh Heterostoopid | 2 Comments

In capitalism, everything is a commodity…

Posted on September 8, 2011 by Sabina Becker

…be it women: …or children: Yes, that’s right…human beings are now objects to be “won” in stupid radio contests. Incidentally, both these contests are being held by Canadian radio stations. Isn’t there some kind of CRTC legislation against this kind … Continue reading →

Posted in Canadian Counterpunch, Economics for Dummies, Fetus Fetishists, Isn't That Illegal?, Madvertising, Teh Heterostoopid, Teh Russkies, The WTF? Files, Uppity Wimmin | 5 Comments

Stupid Sex Tricks: Tampons Ate My Virginity

Posted on August 11, 2011 by Sabina Becker

My gawd, it sounds like a campy horror flick, doesn’t it? But yes, there are still adults dumb enough to worry about their daughters using internal absorbents to mop up their monthlies: Oh lordy, lordy, good Gordie. I’m so old … Continue reading →

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Cuckoo! Cuckoo!! Cuckoo!!!

Posted on January 11, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Somebody please inform this false “prophet”, Cindy Jacobs, that when same-sex marriage became legal for our armed forces here in Canada (we have never had a DADT policy), and two Canadian military men got hitched on an Air Force base, … Continue reading →

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Teh Heterostoopid: Well, I guess it beats having a crack baby…

Posted on August 17, 2010 by Sabina Becker

…but still, this is NOT responsible parenting (duh). The mother of a baby who appeared to be smoking a bong told a detective she thought it was funny that her 11-month-old son put the bong into his mouth and looked … Continue reading →

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I don’t know whether to laugh or cry…

Posted on August 16, 2010 by Sabina Becker

…but reading this makes me glad I’m not married: Study author Christin Munsch, a sociology PhD candidate at Cornell University, wrote the paper to explore the factors related to infidelity for both sexes. In the paper’s abstract, she argues that … Continue reading →

Posted in Teh Heterostoopid, The "Well, DUH!" Files, Uppity Wimmin | 3 Comments

Teh Heterostoopid: “Sugarbabe” needs an insulin shot–and a dose of hard reality

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Sabina Becker

So there I was, this dark and stormy, just bopping around the web, when I chanced on this interesting little interview at Lemondrop. Seems that some cute young bit of fluff, supposedly a psychologist, has written a book saying that … Continue reading →