Category Archives: Teh Heterostoopid

Stupid Sex Tricks: No, that’s NOT how you get her preggers.

Posted on August 2, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Puts me in mind of a story I once heard (which may or may not be just a joke): “My wife and I prayed for a child for over ten years. Then we went to see our doctor, and found … Continue reading →

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Teh Heterostoopid: Commitmentphobe gets committed, perforce

Posted on July 17, 2010 by Sabina Becker

I’d say 10 years is easily long enough to wait, no? (Love the guy in the Che shirt who muscles the groom into line.)

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Teh Heterostoopid: This diamond ring doesn’t shine for him anymore

Posted on June 23, 2010 by Sabina Becker

And neither does she for whom the gaudy bit of bling was intended:Oooooo, that’s HARSH.

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Teh Heterostoopid: Texting is so important!

Posted on June 14, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Much more so than the kid in the harness on dad’s back. (Kid? Meh…what kid?)

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Men Who Just Don’t Get It: Explaining birth control (sorta)

Posted on May 27, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Guys, I love you all to bits, but damn, some of you are SO dense:Please, PLEASE don’t be this dim when it comes to condoms, ‘kay?(Meanwhile, here’s the lowdown on all the birth control methods “explained” above. Read and learn.)

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Teh Heterostoopid: How NOT to find a new daddy for your son

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Step 1: Join an online dating site for single parents. Step 2: Upload a MILFy photo that shows everything but your face. Step 3: Include kid in said photo.

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Teh Heterostoopid (or just Teh HeteroSTRANGE?): Doggone wacky

Posted on May 17, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Never mind a hair of the dog that bit you; how about marrying one? Happily, the “groom” in this bizarre ceremony didn’t have to consummate the union in the usual way; tying a string around the “bride”‘s neck was enough.Those … Continue reading →

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Teh Heterostoopid: How NOT to do target practice

Posted on May 14, 2010 by Sabina Becker

I believe this qualifies as “reckless endangerment”. (It certainly would if he were facing down an actual enemy.)

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Teh Heterostoopid: Put me down, daddy…

Posted on April 26, 2010 by Sabina Becker

…and let’s get out of this icky place!Way to empower your daughter, asshole.

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Teh Heterostoopid: Well, at least he’s creative with the excuses.

Posted on April 16, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Srsly, dude…you expect us to believe that a woman with no arms and legs was going out on you? And could choke you to death with her stumps? I’ll give you full marks for imagination, but damn, you have to … Continue reading →

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