Category Archives: Teh Heterostoopid

Stupid Sex Tricks: I put a spell on you…

…because you’re mine: Interesting that this cheaty-pants couple got stuck together in the missionary position. I was kind of expecting doggy-style.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Yet another stupid smartphone sex app

Privacy? What the hell is that, anyway? It’s old hat, is what THAT is! And since your access provider is probably selling all your data to cops and spooks, sure, advertise your sexual predilections to your heart’s content. I’m sure … Continue reading

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So much for the Great Liberal Conspiracy Theory!

Remember Vikileaks, when a certain adulterous SupposiTory got his comeuppance via the tweeting of publicly available details of his scandalous divorce? Sure you do. And now, the guy who tweeted those deets reveals all. And it isn’t what the SupposiTories … Continue reading

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Romance or misogyny?

Sometimes, it’s SO hard to tell, eh? No, this is not to make 18-year-olds look particularly appealing, or older-than-thou women especially alluring. It relies on some pretty mindless stereotyping of women of ALL ages. And while we’re on the subject … Continue reading

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Maggie’s melancholy marriage crusade, and me

Ahem. A little mood music, maestro: Ah, that sets the tone brilliantly for what I’m about to say… This morning, this Salon link popped up in my Facebook feed. Maggie Gallagher is a frequent wanker on my weekly list, and … Continue reading

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Goodbye and good riddance

Two obnoxious, hateful, right-wing “family” things went bye-bye today: Karen Fucking Handel from the Susan G. Komen Foundation, and the last faint flicker of hope for Prop Hate in California. I’m sure neither will be sadly missed.

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No means NO, no matter what

Marital rape: It’s not just “rough sex” or “role-playing”. A young academic has been sentenced to four months in jail for sexually assaulting his wife during rough sex despite his claim that, in their dominant-submissive sexual role playing, “no” frequently … Continue reading

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Shit Homophobes Say

Notice that all of this is verbatim, no “Shit ____s Say” spoofage needed: And as a side note, every one of these ‘phobes has previously been wank-listed here for those same words and many, may more. I guess that also … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Beds are for sleeping, subways are for screwing

Subway sex at Spadina Station. Only in TO, folks. From the Toronto Star, in both cases, we have the following funny Canadian contradiction. First, the sad news that we’re not getting a lot of nooky: While it stands to reason … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Dad, is that YOU?

This isn’t the first time I’ve heard THIS story: A MAN got more than he bargained for when a prostitute he ordered to his hotel room turned out to be his daughter. The Huffington Post reports that Zimbabwean Titus Ncube … Continue reading

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