Category Archives: The Hardcore Stupid

Dear gunhumpers: This is NOT going to help your cause.

Posted on December 15, 2018 by Sabina Becker

And this is why the US of Amnesia can’t have nice things, like safe public schools where kids don’t get shot and killed: It’s because the NRA and its adherent gunhuggers, gunhumpers, gunwanks and conspiracy kooks think that the best … Continue reading →

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Donnie is a felon. So when will he be impeached?

Posted on December 13, 2018 by Sabina Becker

It’s now a known fact (and a matter of legal record) that Donnie had Michael Cohen pay off at least two of his former mistresses. And this while his party leadership and presidential campaigns were under way. These payments alone … Continue reading →

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Donnie can’t spell!

Posted on December 10, 2018 by Sabina Becker

At the risk of pointing out the obvious, smocking is not something you do with a gun. Here’s how you actually do it: Lovely craft, smocking. Glad it doesn’t require guns.

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Worst Christmas carol ever.

Posted on December 6, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Do these guys sound embarrassed as they’re singing this? Because they SHOULD be. It’s embarrassing as hell: Kudos to the 16-year-old girl who shot this video despite being ordered by the teacher not to; she’s a brave soul. But get … Continue reading →

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Julian Assange is Jerome Corsi’s talking snake

Posted on November 30, 2018 by Sabina Becker

This is right up there on a par with “a talking snake made me eat that apple”, isn’t it: No, really. This is what he said: “They didn’t believe it,” he noted. “Jeannie Rhee, one of the prosecutors, said, ‘Dr. … Continue reading →

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The perfect holiday gift for conservatives’ little sex-punishments

Posted on November 19, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Hey, white fundies! What’s the perfect gift for those kids you didn’t WANT to have, but were taught by some brimstone-belching preacher that you owed to your imaginary god and your equally imaginary race as expiation for your imaginary sins? … Continue reading →

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How dumb is Donnie?

Posted on November 18, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Literally THIS dumb: How cringeworthy and embarrassing. It makes me wish that Wonder Woman were real, just so she could put a permanent truth-lasso on him.

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Jacob Wohl, the Crapaganda Kid, strikes again

Posted on November 16, 2018 by Sabina Becker

And if you think he learned his lesson from his embarrassing episode of falsely accusing Robert Mueller of sexual assault (and trying desperately to find a paid woman to pin the tail on the Republican), well, here you go: He … Continue reading →

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I can’t believe anyone is actually selling this…

Posted on November 14, 2018 by Sabina Becker

…but apparently, somebody is: And yes, it’s every bit as inane as you think. A hollowed-out toy bear with a bad toupée, with a cheap fleece blanket stuffed inside, retailing for the ridiculous price of $40 US, and being marketed … Continue reading →

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Just Alex Jones, gettin’ froggy wit’ it.

Posted on November 5, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Welp, looks like all those gay-frog chemicals in the water have finally worked. Unfortunately, Alex still isn’t talking about the REAL toxins in the water — namely lead in Flint, Michigan (and in his supplements). Also, I notice he’s not … Continue reading →

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