Category Archives: The Hardcore Stupid

Alex Jones is getting desperate…

…and it’s starting to show: And what’s hilarious is all the ways he contradicts himself. You can’t have both “free will” and “God doesn’t like that”, and if you believe you can, you might just be the kind of dumbass, … Continue reading

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Ugly MAGAts threaten to torch Berkeley leftist bookstore

As usual, Nazi snowflakes have the strangest idea of what “freedom” means. Freedom from triggering leftist literature, from education, from information…and toothbrushes too, apparently. Maybe this is why they’re against fluoride in the tap water — they’d rather let their … Continue reading

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Racist teacher gets popped…and FIRED!

Oh dear, how embarrassing. Guess somebody won’t be indoctrinating young minds into white supremacy after all! Well, kiddies, I think this calls for a little song. Ready? And a-one, and a-two: If you’re a Nazi and you’re fired, it’s your … Continue reading

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Whom would Jesus riddle with bullets?

Jesus, obviously, would NOT. But a certain Pennsyltucky church with no sense of irony would: Yes, that’s right. They’re blessing murder weapons now. A church in the Pocono Mountains, Pennsylvania, is inviting worshipers to bring AR-15-style rifles to be blessed … Continue reading

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Republic of Florida: Most pathetic terrorist group EVER.

For those who thought that these guys were just some bunch of politically-incorrect-but-harmless “it’s okay to be white” guys…sorry, but they’re not. They are TERRORISTS. They were TRAINING terrorists, as “lone wolf” sleeper agents (who are neither lone, nor truly … Continue reading

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All the unsurprising truths about the Florida school shooting (that I could find, anyway)

This is just one. There are others: Schoolmates who heard his violent rhetoric and threats thought he was “creepy and weird”. They avoided him. They also describe him as “passive-aggressive”, trying to be tough, and rude. Even among the school’s … Continue reading

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Baby Jesus and Alex Jones have semen on the brain

That’s right, folkies…they both got triggered (to wank on the air, or at least the Internet) by a gnarly vein in Barack Obama’s temple. Honestly, these ‘wingers obsess more about sex than people actually HAVING sex ever do. And oh, … Continue reading

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Dafuq did I just see?

I’m not at all sure what was going on here at the “Alt”-Right Night of the Walking Damned, but I have my theories… …and my main theory (my conspiracy, allegedly) is that this is pretty much the worst stand-up comedy … Continue reading

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Alex Jones justifies his sexbot purchase

Oh man, you have GOT to hear this: So, basically, Alex just made up a whole new loopy homophobic conspiracy theory…to justify the fact that he spent several thousand dollars on a custom-built robot that can’t say no to him … Continue reading

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It’s Boxing Day, bitches!

And you know what THAT means? Yup…lots and lots of leftover Xmas stuff on sale. At bargain-basement prices. But you know one thing you probably shouldn’t pick up, unless you’re in need of a really sickly laugh? Yeah, that’s right: … Continue reading

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