Category Archives: The Nausea

Planet of the Arabs

Posted on September 23, 2007 by Sabina Becker

A compilation of Hollywood’s version of the Muslim world.

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Bullshit is Bullshit

Posted on July 26, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Ahem. To the tune of Depeche Mode’s “People Are People”:

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Oh yeah, that’s inspiring all right…

Posted on May 9, 2007 by Sabina Becker

NOT. Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton is backing an online petition seeking a pardon of her 45-day prison sentence because she enlivens “mundane” lives. The petition to California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger also claims she was being used as a scapegoat to … Continue reading →

Posted in Filthy Stinking Rich, The Hardcore Stupid, The Nausea | 3 Comments

Hey Chuck Norris: Shut up and sing, dammit!

Posted on March 26, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Grab your barf bags, folks. Chuck Norris has reared his weaselly little head, and given me one more reason to utterly despise him:

Posted in Crapagandarati, Good to Know, Isn't That Illegal?, Law-Law Land, Pissing Jesus Off, The Nausea, The WTF? Files, W is for Weak (and Stupid) | 1 Comment

Repent, George Lucas!

Posted on March 24, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Or I shall torment thee with the stylings of……Weird Al Yankovic making well-deserved hash of your prequels.

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True Confessions

Posted on March 16, 2007 by Sabina Becker

I always wondered if they might have been separated at birth. “I shot Ronald Reagan,I shot JFK,I slept with Marilyn and she sung ME Happy Birthday!”–Michael Franti And in other news: Khalid Sheikh Jeremy confesses to creating pinworms, bird flu, … Continue reading →

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Open mouth wide, insert foot, keep it there, wiggle toes…

Posted on February 1, 2007 by Sabina Becker

The rich really aren’t like the rest of us. Everything about them is larger than life, including the feet they stick in their mouths. Witness, for example, the actions of one obscenely rich man and his wife (dare we say … Continue reading →

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Okay, this is really stupid, but…

Posted on January 30, 2007 by Sabina Becker

…I just couldn’t resist this headline: “Scott Baio Blames Pam’s Breasts for End of Their Relationship”. I shit you not. Former teen heartthrob Scott Baio says his relationship with Canadian beauty Pamela Anderson ended when she decided to get her … Continue reading →

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Talking to Americans, Australian edition?

Posted on January 25, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Rick Mercer, watch out. Here’s a comedian claiming to be Prime Minister John Howard–and NO ONE catches on. But they sure do say the darndest things.

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Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays…

Posted on December 21, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Let’s see how long this stays up before YouTube yanks it:How the Grinch Stole Christmas, all 25:17 minutes of it. Enjoy!Edit, December 25: The Grinch has stolen the video. You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.