Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Chile: Loco — er, LOCAL pastor blames gays for fire

Posted on April 14, 2014 by Sabina Becker

“Chile under punishment!” For what, you ask? Well, according to one local preacher-man, for even contemplating letting same-sex couples live like any other couple: Incredibly, and taking advantage of the terrible tragedy in Valparaíso due to the fire, not only … Continue reading →

Posted in Canadian Counterpunch, Chile Sin Queso, Law-Law Land, Pissing Jesus Off, Teh Ghey, The WTF? Files | 1 Comment

María Corina Machado, the patriotic…Panamanian?

Posted on March 27, 2014 by Sabina Becker

The other day, I saw that a certain right-wing Venezuelan parliamentarian, legendary for whining to anyone who will listen (including the Shrub, above) about how her country’s been ruined, had spoken to the OAS using Panama’s seat. At the time … Continue reading →

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Air Canada, our international embarrassment

Posted on March 19, 2014 by Sabina Becker

Yesterday, I took CBC to task for bullshitting us about Venezuela. Today, it’s our so-called national airline’s turn: The minister for aquatic and air transportation, Hebert García Plaza, informed that Venezuela has ended commercial relations with Air Canada after the … Continue reading →

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Music for a Sunday: Two for Fred Phelps

Posted on March 16, 2014 by Sabina Becker

This morning, I got the news that ol’ Fred, the biggest self-loathing hatemonger in Kansas, is not much longer for this world. Also, he’s been excommunicated by his own cult. I hereby dedicate two Danielle Dax songs to him. First … Continue reading →

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Happy Friday. Happy Pi Day!

Posted on March 14, 2014 by Sabina Becker

Obligatory: Also obligatory: Great Canadian comedy. I’m having cake, BTW.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Fellatio, Catholic style

Posted on March 13, 2014 by Sabina Becker

Ladies! Have you ever wondered how to go down on your man without sinning? Never fear, there is a way! The Archbishop of Granada is your new sex guru: Francisco Javier Martínez, the archbishop of Granada, Spain, gives advice to … Continue reading →

Posted in Good to Know, Pissing Jesus Off, Stupid Sex Tricks, The WTF? Files, Under the Name of Spain, Uppity Wimmin | 1 Comment

Mofo Martinelli makes Madurito mad

Posted on March 5, 2014 by Sabina Becker

Don’t ever make this guy angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. Uh oh, somebody just put their foot in it big-time. That “somebody” being the president of Panama, and “it” being a coup d’etat that left crap all … Continue reading →

Posted in A Man, A Plan, A Canal, Fascism Without Swastikas, Huguito Chavecito, Isn't That Illegal?, Karma 1, Dogma 0, The WTF? Files | 1 Comment

L’affaire Hollande: What “sophistication” costs a woman

Posted on January 20, 2014 by Sabina Becker

Bit of mood music, maestra: Zut alors! You think François Hollande is in hot water, thanks to his affair with an actress? Bof. He’s doing just fine. His consequences, personal and political, will be minimal, thanks to his adroit cowardice, … Continue reading →

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Dear PETA: Fuck you.

Posted on December 2, 2013 by Sabina Becker

Dear PETA: Thanks for another thoughtful reminder of why I can’t fucking stand you. Once again, you’ve wanked a major one all over women’s bodies. Never mind that body weight is not a marker of obesity. Or that fat vegans … Continue reading →

Posted in Crapagandarati, Dawgs, Do As I Say..., If You REALLY Care, Isn't It Ironic?, Kittehs, She Blinded Me With Science, Sick Frickin' Bastards, The WTF? Files, Uppity Wimmin | 1 Comment

Spanish obscenity gets Chinese ideogram

Posted on November 25, 2013 by Sabina Becker

Chinese translator Hai Cheng shows a new Chinese character, graphically depicting a nasty Spanish phrase. Not sure if this article is a joke or not: In a desperate attempt to adapt to Spanish culture and language, Chinese immigrants have found … Continue reading →