Category Archives: The WTF? Files

A hurricane of capitalist stupidity

Posted on September 29, 2022 by Sabina Becker

Here’s David Doel with an unbelievable story…and yet it’s totally believable, considering it’s a case of Florida Woman just being Florida Woman:

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The latest tool in white supremacists’ arsenal? RAPE.

Posted on July 29, 2022 by Sabina Becker

This had my jaw hanging off its hinges, but as you’ll see in a moment, it’s all too real: Here’s the story under discussion, from Vice: A former Marine accused of being in a neo-Nazi group called “Rapekrieg” planned to … Continue reading →

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Cops Behaving Badly: The Utter Chickenshits of Uvalde

Posted on May 27, 2022 by Sabina Becker

Do cops have the obligation to stop a massacre and rescue the survivors? Shockingly, at least in Texas, the answer appears to be NO. Jeff Waldorf breaks it down: So, they not only sat with one thumb up their bungholes … Continue reading →

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Madison Cawthorn was invited to WHAT?

Posted on March 29, 2022 by Sabina Becker

I can well believe that Earthen Vessel Mads was invited to a coke-fueled orgy (this is DC Repukes we’re talking about, after all) — but all I can picture him doing is hoovering up all the white stuff and then … Continue reading →

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Father of the Year can’t open bean can, turns out to be a Nazi

Posted on January 4, 2021 by Sabina Becker

Film at 11…or whenever you’re watching this: Happy New Year, by the way. I missed you, too. Now, back to our irregularly scheduled rant: HOW DAMN HARD IS IT (she yelled, sorry) FOR A GROWN-ASS MAN TO JUST OPEN A … Continue reading →

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Alex Jones reaches a whole new height of bonkers…

Posted on May 4, 2020 by Sabina Becker

…and that’s really saying something, because this is the man who stripped down to his underoos during a child-custody hearing in which he was, strangely, NOT stripped of custody, much less visitation rights. But now he’s not just into weird … Continue reading →

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Hillary puts her foot in it (again)

Posted on January 23, 2020 by Sabina Becker

Open mouth wide, insert Ferragamo — Her Royal Clintoness has (mis)spoken. David Doel breaks it all down: Yeah, that happened. Hillary forgot who busted his ass to help her win the popular vote by a full 3 million votes (only … Continue reading →

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Poopy.

Posted on December 9, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Another day, another dump from Donnie. So what’s new? Yeah, that’s right. Donnie thinks the most pressing water problem is…a lack of water pressure due to too much environmental regulation? Never mind that nobody asked for this. Never mind that … Continue reading →

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Donnie’s marbles are rapidly circling the drain

Posted on November 4, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Need evidence? Here’s Exhibit A: And here’s Exhibit B: Just babbling, and platitudes, and more babbling, and mobsterish extortion, and so much nonsense about making deals, and OMG muh ego! This is the foreign policy of Donnie J. Drumpf. And … Continue reading →

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Jordan Peterson has a…new book???

Posted on October 26, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Apparently so. And oh gawd, it’s pathetic: Here’s its Amazon listing. So far, the reviews are red-hot: Oh dear, looks like Mikhaila Peterson (JordyPete’s daughter) found it and says it’s not hers. Figures, doesn’t it, that scammers would latch on … Continue reading →