Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Stupid Sex Tricks: Somebody’s spidey-sense is tingling

Posted on February 27, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Too bad it couldn’t have picked up on the fact that this is not the time or the place for such tingles.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: I thought you guys were supposed to be celibate…

Posted on February 25, 2010 by Sabina Becker

And wasn’t the G-spot supposed to serve as a justification for that whole missionary position thing? Now I’m all confused.

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Lo siento mucho, España…

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Sabina Becker

I’m told that this is the latest fashion in Spanish hombres’ wear:I knew that machos could be surprisingly insecure about their packages, but this is ridiculous. This is gonna be the first fully dressed man ever arrested for indecent exposure. … Continue reading →

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This one’s just for you, Otto…

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Soooo…Mr. Inca-Kola Dude thinks he can get away with calling figure skating some kind of pansy sport?Well, blame him for what I’m about to do here, folks…Ahem. Plushy may not have taken gold at the Olympics this time ’round (and … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Japanese invent cure for nerd loneliness!

Posted on February 21, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Yes, they really exist. Unfortunately, they’re not anatomically correct, and they make lousy conversation partners. But hey…whatever floats ya. I just hope they’re washable.

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Let’s see Peter Kent explain THIS.

Posted on February 18, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Since this report was filed, it’s been confirmed that the assassins are, indeed, Mossad agents, and they were traveling under false passports. And there’s an even weirder twist: The Foreign Office was investigating how the identities of six innocent Britons … Continue reading →

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Facebook: So much weird shit, so little time

Posted on February 2, 2010 by Sabina Becker

So my friend Ryan puts this up on his Facebook page: Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the first entry for your name under comments: A name, which is … Continue reading →

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