Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Just Alex Jones, gettin’ froggy wit’ it.

Posted on November 5, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Welp, looks like all those gay-frog chemicals in the water have finally worked. Unfortunately, Alex still isn’t talking about the REAL toxins in the water — namely lead in Flint, Michigan (and in his supplements). Also, I notice he’s not … Continue reading →

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The chutzpah and delusions of the Drumpf White House

Posted on November 1, 2018 by Sabina Becker

If you ever wondered just how far from reality Donnie & Co have wandered, first read this tweet: Yeah, that’s Donnie…just straight-up LYING about what happened. And here’s what REALLY happened: That was a peaceful protest that spontaneously arose when … Continue reading →

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Just Alex Jones, losing his shit. Literally.

Posted on October 24, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Or rather, here’s Alex talking to himself on camera, a bit more explicitly than he usually does… Yup, that’s his Super Male Vitality™ kicking in. Big-time. So bigly, in fact, that he’s losing his shit at a pile of it. … Continue reading →

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Right-wing thugs run amuck, NYPD looks the other way

Posted on October 16, 2018 by Sabina Becker

…and of course, FUX Snooze — which never met a fascist it couldn’t hug — deliberately misreports it all: Sam Seder provides some helpful context and backgrounder to last weekend’s peebee swarm-attack on random people in New York. And makes … Continue reading →

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Kanye West goes full stupid

Posted on October 2, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Yeah, that happened. Kanye, who once accurately pegged Dubya as a racist, became an apologist for racism and slavery. And here’s what Snoop Dogg had to say to him about it: N-words aside, he was pretty much on point.

Posted in Der Drumpf, Fascism Without Swastikas, Filthy Stinking Rich, Human Rights FAIL, Isn't It Ironic?, Isn't That Racist?, Not So Compassionate Conservatism, Schadenfreude, The Hardcore Stupid, The Nausea, The United States of Amnesia, The WTF? Files | Comments Off

Brett Kavanaugh, rape pimp?

Posted on September 24, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Ahem. Y’all do realize I’m only using that question mark because…oh, take it away, darling Dusty: Ah, that was lovely. Anyhow, as I was saying: Nothing has been proved. But I know what conclusions I’m going to draw after reading…this: … Continue reading →

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Oh HELL no.

Posted on September 12, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Frasier Crane…the next Jordan Fucking Peterson? Oh please GOD no… Please, Kelsey Grammer, we’re begging you to sputter away in obscurity, along with your co-religionist, Roseanne Barr. It’s the best place for the both of you. And actually: Weren’t radio … Continue reading →

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Cops Behaving Badly: Toronto Police’s Nazi Nürnberg moment

Posted on August 28, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Pedant alert: Should read “Die Übermenschen”. The definite article in German is not only singular/plural, but also gendered — masculine, feminine or neuter — and also subject to declension. This concludes today’s free German lesson. (Also, these are not actual … Continue reading →

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Jordan Peterson, crap entomologist

Posted on August 22, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Is there any science that this loser lobster can’t twist out of shape in the service of white Christian capitalism and its outdated social hierarchies? No, apparently not. Today, it’s entomology, and it’s ants in particular that have caught his … Continue reading →

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Now I’ve truly seen (almost) everything.

Posted on August 3, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Since today it’s my birthday, and I’m feeling old, here you go, guys…my present to all of you: Because nothing makes you feel old faster than seeing neo-Nazis who fap over their own home-grown Bigfoot erotica, right? Aaaaand now we … Continue reading →