Category Archives: The WTF? Files

What is wrong with young conservatives?

Posted on February 16, 2019 by Sabina Becker

It’s almost as if they don’t care about winning YOUNG hearts and minds to their causes, is it? Probably because their causes are literally fascist, and appallingly awful shit, aimed at the aging reactionaries if they are aimed at anyone … Continue reading →

Posted in Confessions of a Bad German, Crapagandarati, Fascism WITH Swastikas, Fascism Without Swastikas, Filthy Stinking Rich, Fine Young Cannibals, Human Rights FAIL, Isn't It Ironic?, Isn't That Racist?, Merry Old England, Not So Compassionate Conservatism, Schadenfreude, The United States of Amnesia, The WTF? Files | Comments Off

“Unemployable” white supremacist files suit, gets employed again

Posted on February 6, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Yes, that’s our (proud) boy, showing his whole ass. Something he loves to do, and often. (Stuffing things up it, too…but no homo, bro.) And here’s another instance of him showing his whole ass, which landed in my inbox courtesy … Continue reading →

Posted in Canadian Counterpunch, Crapagandarati, Fascism Without Swastikas, Isn't It Ironic?, Isn't That Racist?, Men Who Just Don't Get It, Schadenfreude, The United States of Amnesia, The WTF? Files | Comments Off

Donnie Drumpf’s FUX Snooze honeymoon is OVER!

Posted on January 30, 2019 by Sabina Becker

How bad is the Polar Vortex? Well, so much so that hell may have just frozen over: Yeah, that’s right. He dissed both the Coultergeist and FUX Snooze! And they both seem to have grown a little bit of self-awareness … Continue reading →

Posted in Crapagandarati, Der Drumpf, Isn't It Ironic?, Scary Thoughts, The United States of Amnesia, The WTF? Files | Comments Off

Fucking Facebook.

Posted on January 24, 2019 by Sabina Becker

In case you wondered, I’m currently in jail. I got arrested for dropping a sarcastic comment. And it wasn’t even my first offence. I’ve also had a whole entire post removed for being sarcastic: Now, anyone with a working pair … Continue reading →

Posted in Facecrooks, Fascism Without Swastikas, Freeze Peach!, Human Rights FAIL, If You REALLY Care, Isn't It Ironic?, Isn't That Racist?, The Hardcore Stupid, The United States of Amnesia, The WTF? Files | Comments Off

Donnie needs to be stopped. NOW.

Posted on January 15, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Yes, he actually tweeted that. And worse, it was a lie: Fast food fanatic President Trump claimed Tuesday he bought more than 1,000 “hamberders” for the Clemson Tigers football team, contradicting his own aides who put the number of calorie … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullies, Canadian Counterpunch, Der Drumpf, Filthy Stinking Rich, Isn't It Ironic?, Isn't That Illegal?, The United States of Amnesia, The WTF? Files | Comments Off

Merry Xmas. Would you care for some genderbread cookies?

Posted on December 25, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Tucker Fucking Carlson sure would. So much so that he dedicated an entire segment of his (shit)show — and an “expert”! — to them: Watch out, Scotland, there’s a floppy-haired shitgibbon coming for your genderless gingerbread people! But don’t worry. … Continue reading →

Posted in Crapagandarati, Fascism Without Swastikas, Men Who Just Don't Get It, The Hardcore Stupid, The United States of Amnesia, The WTF? Files, True Scotsmen (and WOMEN!) | Comments Off

Julian Assange is Jerome Corsi’s talking snake

Posted on November 30, 2018 by Sabina Becker

This is right up there on a par with “a talking snake made me eat that apple”, isn’t it: No, really. This is what he said: “They didn’t believe it,” he noted. “Jeannie Rhee, one of the prosecutors, said, ‘Dr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Crapagandarati, Der Drumpf, Drrrrruuuugs, Fascism Without Swastikas, Isn't It Ironic?, Isn't That Illegal?, Not So Compassionate Conservatism, Schadenfreude, The Hardcore Stupid, The United States of Amnesia, The WTF? Files | Comments Off

Ammon Bundy’s stopped-clock moment

Posted on November 28, 2018 by Sabina Becker

No, this is not a joke. He’s actually had a moment of some clarity here, even if he did come to it by a roundabout route: Well, I did Nazi that coming. All kidding aside, though, kudos to Ammon for … Continue reading →

Posted in Credit Where Due, Der Drumpf, Isn't It Ironic?, Mexican Standoffs, The United States of Amnesia, The WTF? Files | Comments Off

OFFS, seriously???

Posted on November 21, 2018 by Sabina Becker

This is a painting of Donnie Drumpf, scoring a touchdown at football (with bone spurs!) against his Democratic (and Independent) opponents. But is it ART??? Well, I suppose it would be, if you stuck an F in front of it. … Continue reading →

Posted in Artsy-Fartsy Culture Stuff, Der Drumpf, Isn't It Ironic?, Obamarama!, The Bern, The United States of Amnesia, The WTF? Files | Comments Off

I can’t believe anyone is actually selling this…

Posted on November 14, 2018 by Sabina Becker

…but apparently, somebody is: And yes, it’s every bit as inane as you think. A hollowed-out toy bear with a bad toupée, with a cheap fleece blanket stuffed inside, retailing for the ridiculous price of $40 US, and being marketed … Continue reading →