Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Wankers of the Week: Icky Ricky gets licky

Posted on February 25, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Crappy weekend, everyone! Don’t you just love that .gif? I can’t seem to stop watching it, it exerts the strangest fascination. (Especially when set to music.) And just look at the color of that ice cream, too. Can he really … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Ceiling Vic is watching you masturbate

Posted on February 18, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Crappy weekend, everyone! Have you all enjoyed your week-that-was? NO? What a surprise. I couldn’t either, what with all these wankers breathing down my neck (or DSL line, same difference). And here they come, in no particular order: 1. Sarah … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Happy Stupid People’s Day!

Posted on February 11, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Crappy weekend, everyone! Are we all looking forward to the discount chocolate sale on the 15th yet? I know I am. I need something to take my mind off all the Stoopid flying thick and fast over the past week. … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Corporate welfare bums (and other asses deserving to be kicked)

Posted on February 4, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Crappy weekend, everyone! Oh, what a week it’s been…me under the weather, and yet the wanks and the wanking wankers who wank them just keep on coming. This week’s list is a little abbreviated as a result of my miserable, … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: The Irony and the Ugh-stasy

Posted on January 28, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Crappy weekend, everyone! I suppose you wonder what His Barackness is snickering about up there. Trust me, he’s got plenty to laugh at, and most of it is listed here. So let’s get to it with no further ado, shall … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Out of the ship and into the SOPA

Posted on January 21, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Crappy weekend, everyone! And there goes another one into the drink, just like those poor souls on that ship with the dipshit captain. If you feel like your world is being piloted by fucking incompetents and self-centred bastards on just … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Ridin’ the Pipeline to Nowhere

Posted on January 14, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, there goes another shitty week. Gitmo is ten years old now, and still no trials for any of the prisoners; probably because then it would come out embarrassingly in court that there were an awful lot … Continue reading →

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Shit Homophobes Say

Posted on January 13, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Notice that all of this is verbatim, no “Shit ____s Say” spoofage needed: And as a side note, every one of these ‘phobes has previously been wank-listed here for those same words and many, may more. I guess that also … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Wronging in the New Year

Posted on January 7, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Crappy New Year, everyone! How’s yer hangover? All gone? Slept it off, you say? Good. Because, as we all know, wank never sleeps. Especially if it’s got a buzz on; then it’s got the bed-spins. And glory be, sure enough, … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Year-End Yahoos

Posted on December 31, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Crappy weekend everyone! It’s New Year’s Eve, but even so, the wanks just keep on coming. Guess some people just gotta see the old year out with a bang…and a crash…and an unceremonious thud…and a whimper, plus some cheese to … Continue reading →

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