Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate. And look! Out the window! It’s a full Moon! You know what that means…it means the weirdos are out in force. And sure enough, here they come, … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! If I sound a little funny to you right now, it’s because I’m typing this with one hand holding my nose. There are just so many wankers stinking the joint up this week with all the foul-smelling … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And crappy Day Between Marijuanukkah and Earth Day, too, for whatever this is worth. Apparently, about as much as those “Arrest Kony” posters, since there was supposed to be a huge blitz on that yesterday, and the … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Yes, the Titanic catastrophe was real, and this week, it turned 100 years old. Yes, that’s right: for 100 years now, we’ve been hearing about the idiocy and arrogance of people who really, actually thought they could … Continue reading →

Crappy Easter, everyone! If you’re feeling kinda butthurt, or like your ears’ve been chewed off, the chocolate bunnies above can relate. So can I. Because I’ve been tracking the reasons why this past week has just sucked all kinds of … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, I guess you all heard about the Big Dick’s new heart, eh? Yeah, he finally got a human one for the first time in his life. If that thing is really human, it’s gonna reject him … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well. How’re we all enjoying our March Break? Not at all, you say? I’m not surprised. Look who’s fucking with my peace of mind this week, in no particular order: 1. Ellen Fucking Johnson-Sirleaf. Excuse me, ma’am, … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone…crappy St. Paddy’s Day to all…and especially all you slutty, slutty sluts out there. Because hey, if we’re gonna go by the Pigman’s definition of what constitutes sluttitude, then we’re all in it together, right? And that makes … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! So, how are you liking all that Repugnicanism south of our borders? Exciting, eh? Yeah, what a horse race it’s proving to be. Pity whoever has to clean up what the ponies left behind. And this week … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how’re we liking that ol’ robocall/crank-call scandal of our Dear Leader and his SupposiTory Harper Government™? If this ain’t the gift that’ll keep on giving to us progressives, I don’t know what is. But I’m gonna … Continue reading →