Silliest anti-Drumpf strategy so far: state-run brothels!

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If the above image makes no sense to you in this context, don’t worry. It will after you read this latest bit of lunacy from Switzerland:

It took two hours and eighteen minutes before Donald Trump’s name dropped on Wednesday night. Significantly, the Zürich city council was at this moment debating a motion on the topic of prostitution. Christine Seidler, of the SP, came up with the somewhat unusual demand that the city of Zürich set aside a property for a municipally-run bordello — in order to give women better protection from violence, human trafficking, and exploitation.

The Social Democrat made the connection to the new US president-elect as follows: “Trump’s victory is a victory for discrimination”, so it was a question of solidarity, on this “blackest of days”, to create a counterweight. Seidler’s proposal, nicknamed a “state whorehouse”, created an uproar all the way to Germany; within the party it was not exactly uncontroversial, as many would have liked to ban prostitution altogether. A ban, so Seidler argued, was not the solution; if anything, johns should be targeted, or else measures for better workplace conditions must be taken. With the utterance of “every third man here goes to prostitutes”, Seidler unleashed a small tumult, in which certain men of the SVP loudly complained of prejudices and “man-hating”.

City councillor Raphael Golta (SP) declared himself ready to accept the motion at least as a postulate, since it met the goals of the city council. But the motion itself went too far for the council, since the creation of a city-run brothel, “depending on organization form and size”, was tantamount to a “significant interference” in the trade. Nobody argued against the fact that the situation was currently not easy for prostitutes. However, there was no clear majority of the opinion that a state-run brothel would change anything about that.

“We have plenty of whoring in this city already with the financial institutions,” cracked Derek Richter of the SVP. And Markus Knauss of the Greens also spoke out against “privileging a few hookers”. There was much more demand for a “comprehensive improvement”, maybe through a more generous set of official prescriptions. In fact, new trade regulations had led to displacement in the milieu. Even the smallest businesses must apply for a building permit, which can be refused if the establishment is located in a district with more than 50% residential zoning. That leads, in the long run, to absurd situations, in which johns can be legally solicited in many “contact bars”, but in many cases can be serviced only illegally or in overpriced rooms. So the city council heard from Guido Trevisan (GLP) that it would do better to dissolve the 50% rule, instead of accepting proposals for state-run brothels. In the end, it didn’t go that far; with a vote of 66 to 54, the council clearly decided against the proposal.

Translation mine.

I can’t argue against the crack about the biggest whorehouses in Zürich being those of the financial institutions. In terms of how much money they rake in, they are indisputably the richest houses of ill repute in the world. It certainly takes a special kind of…morality…to keep Nazi loot safe for decades under a tradition of secrecy in Swiss bank accounts.

But as immoral as Swiss bankers colluding with Nazis and other war criminals may be, they don’t traffic directly in the bodies of women and girls. They stop short of monetizing bodies down to the last orifice, or so one would hope. Swiss city councils? Well, in Zürich…not so much.

Switzerland is already pretty gross when it comes to prostitution. They’ve literally got drive-in boxes where you can go to get serviced (if you’re a dude, that is; ladies, you’re shit out of luck, as usual). Basically, all they are is parking garages with cow stalls where johns can cruise in, lady in tow, pull the garage door down and have at it. Oh, and the ladies get dinged for the use of the boxes, too. Such a sexy environment, no?

It is ironic that anyone would think drive-in boxes OR a state-run brothel would somehow stem the tide of human trafficking and exploitation. Actually, it would only shift some of the job of pimping from the brutal Eastern European trafficking mafias who run the trade in all major European cities that allow it, to the bland, blinkered city councils. It wouldn’t do a thing to lessen the suffering of women in prostitution, since the johns still demand the same dangerous and degrading things no matter who’s pimping whom, or where. They consider it their right to do so; menzers, in fact, consider it their “right” everywhere to abuse and exploit women as they please, and that the state shouldn’t interfere in their doing so. Menzers, you may recall, are also prominent among Der Drumpf’s supporters.

Which leads us, in turn, to Der Drumpf. He is, as everyone should know by now, a regular abuser of women. Not all of them in prostitution, mind you, but he’s also embroiled in a child-sex-slavery scandal with one Jeffrey Epstein, a convicted pedophile and pimp. That makes him a very likely john. There are even witnesses willing to testify to it in court. Can anyone honestly say they’d put it past him to make an unannounced visit to a pricey bordello when he’s swanning about the globe in his private jet?

And of course, Zürich is a global finance mecca. Campaign bluster about the evils of globalization aside, Drumpf is as much a globalist as any of the banksters he rails against (more on the grounds of their Jewish ancestry, be it noted, than how they make their living). It’s not implausible that he has a Swiss bank account or two himself. And that he might check in on it regularly, say a couple of times a year. And if he should choose to treat himself to a little paid “company” on the side while Melania is sulking at home with their young son in their penthouse (or, Bog help us all, the White House), well…are we really so sure that he wouldn’t drop in to a city-run brothel while he’s in town? And that he might then kvetch about inferior “service”, and demand his money back — or just refuse to pay up, like he did with so many of his contractors?

But yeah. A brothel against trafficking and exploitation of women. GREAT idea!

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Against the “leftist” case for a certain right-wing president-elect

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“The end of the world as we know it”Der Spiegel, not exactly a socialist Chicken Little, callin’ it like it really is.

Of all the lame arguments I’ve ever heard, none is a bigger non-starter than “the enemy of our enemies is our friend”. Unless, maybe, it’s the whole “lesser of two evils” thing, being bandied about over someone who is most certainly evil, and one of two, but not the “lesser” in the least. And, unbelievably, during this past week I’ve heard variations on both being tossed out there by people who really ought to know better than to use either.

Yes, I’m talking about progressives. Some even downright radical. You know, LEFTISTS. Arguing in favor of a right-wing demagogue who has the backing of the KKK, and is plotting to bring actual neo-Nazis into the White House, even as I write.

I have just one question for them: Have you people all lost your fucking minds?

The “leftist” arguments in favor of Der Drumpf are meagre and dubious. First, there’s something to the effect of “He won’t bomb Syria!” Oh? How do we know that? This is, need I remind you, a man who doesn’t understand that you must not, MUST NOT, hit that nuclear button no matter how sorely tempted you are. He’s a man who can’t refrain from kissing women who don’t want his lips anywhere near any part of them, and who even bragged of groping their crotches. He is aggressive and violent towards women, and really ought to be in jail for sexual assault, and rape of more than one under-age girl. He can’t control his own impulses at anything. How are you so sure that he won’t declare war on impulse, too? Especially when he has the biggest military machine in the world, right there in his shrimp-fingered hands? And his own VP, Mike Fucking Pence, is already looking to bomb not only Syria, but RUSSIA?

Then there’s the “He’s going to turn his back on Israel!” canard. Really? When he sucked up to AIPAC? Yeah…he’s gonna look the other way while Bibi & Co. demolish the Gaza Strip with an endless rain of white phosphorus (made in the USA!), and build illegal settlements all over the West Bank (that is, wherever they haven’t already). There will be no peace in the Middle East, and no two-state solution either. There will be a one-state “solution”, and it will be a Palestinian holocaust eerily reminiscent of the Jewish one of the 1940s. In other words, Drumpf will wash his hands of it, like Pontius Pilate, and let the crucifixions go on unabated, on a vast scale. Big foreign policy improvement, that.

And let’s not forget the “He’s not an elitist, he appeals to the working class!” bullshit. When the overwhelming majority of his voters are not working but middle-class, and substantially better off than those who voted Democratic, that argument won’t wash. Drumpf was, himself, born with a silver spoon under his cokey nose. His father and grandfather were rich before him. Grandpa Drumpf made his boodle as a pimp during the Gold Rush, and Daddy Fred was a real-estate mogul so racist and odious that he aroused the ire of a certain Woody Guthrie, who wrote scathing folk songs about him. Woody Guthrie was working class. Drumpf is not, and neither are the majority of his odious, racist supporters.

“He’s against globalization!” — also bullshit. Again, the racists who supported him are
virtual illiterates when it comes to politics and economy. The “global elites” Drumpf railed against? Dog-whistles for that old Czarist myth, the Elders of Zion. Yes, that’s right, he was being openly antisemitic. Remember his last campaign ad? Funny how all the evil people he singled out for abuse were Jews, eh?

And, riddle me this: How does one oppose globalization at home when one owns property — or at least, has one’s name slapped all over dozens of hotels, resorts and golf courses — in other parts of the world? Or when one’s own brand of suits are made in foreign countries where sweatshop labor is cheap? Drumpf is a fine one to babble about bringing back jobs that were going to China or Mexico when his own suits (and his daughter’s fashion line, too) are still made there…eh? He’s not an anti-globalist in the slightest, he’s a globalist himself. One who profits off the very things he rails against.

And back to foreign policy: Drumpf, an anti-war isolationist? Don’t make me laugh. Look who he’s considering for the job of CIA chief, and tell me if you don’t find this just a wee bit appalling:

Above all, I find it weird and ironic that those who claim to support Bolivarian socialism would make the argument that the late Hugo Chávez would be with Drumpf. Hell no, he would not. He would recognize immediately that this orange buffoon is not even an improvement over Dubya, never mind Obama or Hillary; he’s Dubya on steroids, with his head even further up his own ass. Bigger, uglier, and mirabile dictu, dumber, too. Drumpf is casino capitalism at its worst, and Cuba is preparing to fend him off even before he takes office. We all know, or ought to, that Venezuela’s government will side with Cuba in the event that the latter is menaced by Washington. Drumpf, a casino-owner linked to prostitution, represents a definite menace to Cuba, whose revolution turfed out the local mafia and closed its gambling-pits and bordellos. He has also declared the governments of Venezuela and Cuba to be “oppressive” and vowed to topple them. What kind of leftist could support THAT?

And if Chavecito were alive to see all this, you just know he’d be heaping scorn and ridicule on Drumpf’s grody comb-over, too.

Just like me.

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Music for a Sunday: A song for the times…

…courtesy of a man who knew when to bow out:

So long, Leonard. Glad you didn’t have to see President-Elect Drumpf.

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Wankers of the Week: Giant Meteor, part d’oh

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Crappy weekend, everyone! And crappy Remembrance Day, the perfect capper for a crappy week when it seems like everyone forgot everything, right down to which fucking way was UP. If you’re wondering where I am in the midst of all this, I’m with Kali Ma. We are still stuck deep in the tapioca of the Kali Yuga, after all. And what more overwhelming evidence of the need for a global reset than all of these numbskulls, in no particular order…

1. Sarah Fucking Palin. “Polls are for strippers”? Uh, Sarah…wrong homonym. Go home, Caribou Barbie, you’re drunk.

2. Scottie Fucking Nell Fucking Hughes. Yup, that’s a double Fucking. Accompanied, of course, by a double “Go home, idiot, you’re drunk. And stop fucking slurring!”

3. Ghada Fucking Sadaka. She’s finally apologized, but is anyone buying it? Because I’m not. Nowhere does she admit that what she said on her Facebook page was xenophobic, racist and discriminatory; she merely apologized for not being careful about what she shared. Meaning, she hasn’t learned a goddamn thing; she’s still just as much of an asshole underneath all her fine words, but now she’s going to be more careful about hiding the fact. And just think, she’s a school principal!

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4. Kellyanne Fucking Conway. No, running for president is NOT a “charitable act”! If Der Drumpf gave a rat’s ass about charity (and clearly he doesn’t), he’d be signing cheques to worthy causes, right and left. And if he cared about the well-being of his country, he’d never run for public office ANYWHERE, not even dogcatcher.

5. Ted Fucking Nugent. I have no doubt that his droopy old balls are indeed very blue. But a state they ain’t.

6. Tom Fucking Crean. Vote for Voldemort, he’s so kind and misunderstood! Uh, how about NO? And also, how about you stop with the hair bleach? It’s eating your brain, kiddo.

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7. Jeff Fucking Crawford. Fuck off with this “women, your body doesn’t belong to you” shit. As long as I live in it, mine does belong to me…and neither you nor your imaginary friend have anything to say about it. Especially since you don’t say boo about whether the same applies to men who can’t seem to keep their fucking hands off.

8. Kurt Fucking Jenkins. Because it wouldn’t be a wankapedia without Florida Man, here’s one who’s truly a live wire. And has ‘em coming out of his dick, too. And he’s weirdly proud of the fact.

9. Sam Fucking Oosterhoff. You can (technically) become a PC MPP in Ontario at 19, but you won’t stay one for long if you can’t field tough questions…especially since those questions are about your Religious Reich agenda. And frankly, you don’t deserve to be there in the first place. But I’ll be more than happy to watch your fascist party die on that hill. Ha, ha.

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10. Frank Fucking Amedia. You had a dream about hornets stinging people and turning them gay and sinful if they don’t vote for your boy Drumpf? Well, I had a dream too, about being eight months pregnant (which I’ve never been, and never wanted to be). And then a few days later, I got my much-belated period. Yes, there is a moral to my story. How about yours?

11. James O’Fucking Keefe. He’s on the “pastor bus”, doing…exactly what he accuses the other side of doing. Namely, INTERFERING WITH VOTERS. Hypocrisy, thy name is “Veritas”.

12. Lynette Fucking Petruska. If you’re so concerned about photos of smirky cops posing with black murder victims’ corpses making them and the police force look bad in the media, here’s a wild and revolutionary idea, lady: How about the cops not take pictures of themselves smirking and giving thumbs-ups over black murder victims’ corpses???

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13. Darrell Fucking Scott. Oh, you want Drumpf to usher in the End Times? Well, I’m sure that can be arranged. Things are looking pretty damn dire already. And at this point, anything that brings on the end of HIM will be welcome.

14. Franklin Fucking Graham. Not that I was ever With Her, but damn, do I ever wish Hillary Clinton HAD won, if only so the country would be permanently lost to these fucking fundie yo-yos.

15. Kellie Fucking Leitch. No, Drumpf’s message does NOT belong in Canada, and you do NOT belong in any leadership position anywhere. You don’t even belong on a back bench in the House of Commons. Put down the Kool-Aid and go home, you fucking idiotess.

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16. Mike Fucking Pence. Smoking doesn’t kill? Tell it to my grandpa, Mikey. Oh wait, you can’t — he’s DEAD! Of EMPHYSEMA. Which is only brought on by one thing, and that thing ain’t wanking…which is what you’re doing when you spout tobacco-industry crapaganda, Mikey. Boy, are YOU in for a rough ride when you take office…IF you take office. (We’ll see about that, ha ha. Lots can happen between now and January…)

17. Michele Fucking Bachmann. Can somebody please give this woman some medication? She’s babbling nonsense about God again. Newsflash, Breeder…God does not appoint gropers, xenophobes, racists or bigots to presidencies! Imbeciles who believe in sky-pixies might vote for them, but that doesn’t mean that THEIR will needs to be respected like the word of God, either.

18. Melania Fucking Drumpf. Why?

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That’s why. Your husband is no Jack Kennedy. And you are no Jackie. From now on, I’m calling you Tacky Onassis. PS: How’s that anti-bullying plan coming along?

19 and 20. Edward Fucking Tomasso and Parker Fucking Rander-Riccardi. Drumpf has emboldened the worst to get out there and harass anyone they hate, and look who took him up on it…these two! Whose names will now live in infamy, since the Internet never forgets a wanker. Or two. What a legacy for your grandkids, eh boys? That is, if you don’t both die virgins. Ha, ha.

21. George Fucking Zimmerman. Doesn’t it just so figure that he’d get kicked out of a bar? And for calling someone a “nigger-lover”, too? Yeah, I think we can now definitively lay to rest the debate over whether he called Trayvon Martin a “fucking coon”. And any questions as to why he killed him, too.

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22. Kayleigh Fucking McEnany. Will someone please put a sock in this woman’s mouth? It’s the only way to keep her from babbling inanities. No, the media are NOT the ones to blame for the terror of a possible Drumpf presidency. That would be the man himself, and his supporters, who have been emboldened nine ways till Friday (heh, that’s today!) in their conviction that it’s okay to be prejudiced and to bash people blindly over it. They took him at his word. The media have been nothing but apologetic toward him!

23. Newt Fucking Gingrich. No, nobody needs a new HUAC, and nobody wants more McCarthyism. Fuck off back under your rock, Newty.

24. David Fucking Clarke. Peaceful protests do not need to be “quelled”, as you so quaintly put it. The Cheeto-dusted losers who voted for your boss, however, are another story, because they’re the ones emboldened to terrorize the innocent. And they are not representative of the “will of the people”, because DRUMPF LOST THE POPULAR VOTE, SHITHEAD.

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25. Ken Fucking Blackwell. Hiiiiii! Remember him? Sure you do. He’s the one who helped rig Ohio’s voting machines for Dubya’s second election theft, back in the day. Well, guess who’s now on Drumpf’s so-called “transition team” (for a transition that should never be allowed to happen)? Yeah. THIS guy. Fuck this guy.

26. Ben Fucking Carson. Secretary of Education? Secretary of FUCKING EDUCATION? Are you fucking kidding me? This is a guy who doesn’t understand evolution OR global warming. He even had his portrait painted with Jesus, for fucksakes. Education is going to die a slow and painful death under him, because it clearly didn’t WORK on him.

27. Andrew Fucking Anglin. He’s positively peeing his pants with glee at the prospect of being able to troll people into killing themselves. I can hardly wait for whatever it takes to make HIM do it himself. Just a pity that there are so many other fucking fugly morons waiting in the wings. Well, they can all go meet Darwin too, for all I care.

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28. Matt Fucking Forney. Same link, ‘nother asshole who really needs to meet Darwin. Or Winchester. Darwinchester has a nice ring, doesn’t it?

29. Corey Fucking Lewandowski. He quit being a talking head, effective immediately? Why was he ever HIRED as one in the first place? Oh yeah, I know…Lügenfresse! The complicit crapaganda media, rigged by and for Drumpf. Silly me!

30. Donald Fucking Drumpf. For all the stupid things he said and did this week, the absolute wankiest bit has got to be that not-so-subliminable tie he wore to his first meeting with the last REAL president of the US of A, poking out from under his jacket button. Does anyone (besides himself) believe that he is any better endowed than a gnat? And that that, in a nutshell (an eeny teeny tiny nutshell!) is the root of all his ambitions?

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And finally, to all the fucking wankers who voted for this Cheeto-dusted pile of fly-blown dog turds. Or those who cheered him on to hollow “victory” (which will soon be reversed, mark my words). The only thing worse than him is YOU. Know why? Because you’re the ones responsible for all the hate crimes this week. If you didn’t do them yourselves, you emboldened the white, male, Christian, heterosexual THUGS who did. They’re piling up too fast to count. Is this your “Great America”, that you wanted to “make again”? Pat yourselves on the back, fuckasses. Because this is all on YOU.

But boy, will YOU be soiling yourselvs when your guy starts walking back on all his campaign promises. Here are just four that he’s broken so far. There’s still more to come. I’m laughing already, and he hasn’t even been barred by the Electoral College yet. Your rage-tears are gonna be so goddamn sweet. And no, I don’t give a rat’s ass about your hurt widdle feelings.

Good night, and get fucked!

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Drumpf, the accidental psychic

Wow! Four years ago, look who accurately predicted the future:

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Yes, the world is indeed laughing at the United States of Amnesia…right now.

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Pepe Mujica says it all

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Last night I wrote down my own thoughts on the whole electoral fiasco in the United States of Amnesia. Today, I thought I’d give the floor to one of my favorite foreign leaders, namely a certain lovable former president of Uruguay:

The former president of Uruguay, José Mujica (who governed from 2010 to 2015) said “Help!” upon hearing that Donald Trump had been elected president of the United States.

“I’m only going to say one word, one, and with that I will sum it all up: Help!”, said the former president, who is currently a senator, via Radio Uruguay, from Italy.

Asked whether the US presidential election result had surprised him, Mujica said that “bad news always comes as a surprise”.

Later, Mujica said he is not afraid of Trump, “but of the people who accompany him”, because the Republican candidate for the White House “will pass, but those people will still be there.”

Translation mine.

Yes, Pepe, you most definitely said it all. Drumpf may come, and Drumpf WILL go. Perhaps he may even “pass” sooner than anyone anticipated (the Electoral College formally votes in December, it’s worth noting). But these people, whom he has emboldened with all his racist, antisemitic dog-whistles and xenophobic bluster, will still be around, just as they were a hundred years ago, in their last heyday:

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And if that’s not cause to yell for help, I don’t know what is.

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A few random thoughts on the US election farce

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So, this happened. Der Drumpf groped Ms. Liberty, and now she’s in hiding, because the last thing she wants is those wrinkly little shrimp fingers in her…well, you know.

And who can blame her? After all, he’s brought out the worst. The racists, the misogynists, the xenophobes, the LGBT-phobes. All of them turned out to elect this motherfucker.

Yes, that’s right. The worst element has finally dominated in US politics. The Nazi element that you always assumed was just a joke? The sheet-wearing, card-carrying Klukers? The ill-regulated “militias”? That home-grown terror threat you casually dismissed because skinny dark guys in turbans somehow look scarier than pasty dudes who run like pregnant cows playing army in the woods? Yeah. Well, guess what happened with that toy army? THEY VOTED. And they voted for…this hideous fucking THING.

This was no protest vote. This can’t be laid at the feet of the so-called “Bernie Bros” (who were, as I recall, not all bros, either; there were an awful lot of women who were Not With Her because She wasn’t progressive enough). You can’t blame Ralph Nader. You can’t blame Jill Stein (although, Bog knows, some of you will be foolish enough to try, even so). You can’t even blame the Russians, so stop that paranoid xenophobic nonsense — Christ, you all sound like Tailgunner Joe! Start looking at the real problem. You’ll find it in your own front yard. And you’ll find it wearing those dorky red hats, and those ugly fucking shirts. You know the ones…

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Yeah. THEM.

These are the people who deserve the blame for all your woes. They’re the ones who voted for the congressional obstructionists who made sure that Barack Obama never delivered on his promises of hope and change. They’re the ones who wasted all that time and airspace demanding his long-form birth certificate, only to be humiliated when he released it…and it revealed him to have been born in Hawaii. They’re the ones who cheered when terrorists shot up gay nightclubs and Planned Parenthood clinics. They’re the ones who made lame excuses for every shitty thing Der Drumpf ever did, because at least half of them (and you know which gender that half is) are just dying to do the same.

And no, they did not do it because they were poor and disenfranchised people of the working class. The average Drumpf voter, it turns out, is better off than the pundits would have us believe. The poor and disenfranchised working-class stiffs, on the other hand, tend to vote Democratic as a matter of course — when they’re allowed to vote, that is. They’re under no illusion that voting for a rich Republican will turn them into one too. It’s the rich Republicans, after all, who are behind every major drive to disenfranchise women and minorities wherever possible.

And yes, those efforts at disenfranchisement paid off this time around. Bigly.

It didn’t help that there was disenfranchisement happening on the other side, either. But there, it was strictly internal. Debbie Fucking Wasserman Fucking Schultz helped to rig the Democratic primaries for HRC; that much is confirmed. Bernie Sanders was packing ’em in at all his rallies. He could have crumpled Drumpf like a sheet of paper and contemptuously pitched him backwards over his shoulder into the wastebasket of history, but oh nooooo. The DNC (Democratic in name only!) couldn’t have that. They’d already decided who their “electable” candidate was to be, and it wasn’t going to be this ornery independent democratic-socialist Jew, who was making them look all elitist and out of touch (which, to be brutally honest, they ARE). Bernie and the fired-up Democratic voters who loved him were officially under the bus.

But it would be a mistake to assume that these disenfranchised Bernie supporters then turned to Drumpf out of sheer childish spite. One does not become a democratic socialist — OR elect one — by voting spitefully, remember? And Drumpf is everything that they’re against: boorish, bigoted, sexist, STUPID. If they wanted any more of that, they could have voted for any other Repug. Or, hell, that idiot Gary Fucking Johnson, who is such a political joke that he doesn’t even know what Aleppo is. But he, too, is everything no Bernie voter would support. They wanted the smart one, not this bozo. And most, with heavy hearts, dutifully turned out for HRC. So this is not on them. Johnson voters are a right-wing fringe, not a progressive one.

The DNC is most certainly the author of its own misfortune, and last night’s concession was just the final nail in the coffin. They need to take a long hard look at themselves. And start turfing out all the machine-politics types who take their traditional support base too much for granted, and who forget the need to actually relate to the popular voter. For that, it takes fresh, bold, progressive policy, and not “ho-hum, a bit more of the same”. (Hear that, you guys? Hop to it!)

As for what’s next: Well, here in Canada, we’re already bracing for the worst. Aside from the mild comic relief of having our Immigration server go down from all the frantic US visitors, there’s the fact that bilateral relations are headed for the toilet. Oh sure, there will be a few diplomatic pleasantries to start with, and some cordial blah-blah, pro forma. And yes, Drumpf and the Trudizzle both think the much-reviled Keystone XL pipeline, hotly opposed on both sides of the border, will be a Very Good Thing For The Economy (spoiler: NOPE.)

But after that’s all out of the way, things will deteriorate faster than HRC’s lead at the polls. Before long, Canada-US relations will be colder than they were when the senior Trudizzle was up against ol’ Tricky Dick Nixon. Drumpf will probably try to pull some dumb Alpha Male schtick, and get adroitly clobbered by the Trudizzle (who, you may recall, trounced the much more macho-looking Tory senator Patrick Brazeau in a charity boxing match, and who can do yogic handstands that would make B.K.S. Iyengar jealous.) That’s going to be bad for the ladies. Melania might get on all right with Sophie Grégoire, but Sophie would be well advised to keep a can of pepper spray on her at all times. Because if Drumpf tries to pull his infamous Tic-Tac trick on her, she’d better be prepared to whip that sucker out on him and tell him it’s Binaca. Wouldn’t it look lovely if the newly-elected dirty joke of US politics tried to grab Canada’s very beautiful first lady by the pussy?

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Yeah. Exactly.

And for anyone who thinks Drumpf will be a better option for world peace than his predecessors (and his opponent), recall that this is a buffoon with so little self-restraint that not only can he not even keep his wrinkled baboon lips to himself when there’s an attractive woman around, he’s so toxic on Twitter that his own aides locked him out of his account the day before the election to keep him from embarrassing himself. He’s the guy who thinks that being famous (we all know he’s not really rich by now, don’t we?) is a Get Out of Jail Free card for sexual assault, and he’s got a known track record for forcing himself on an ever-growing number of unwilling women. (And under-age girls, too.) He’s also on record as being eager to push that nuclear button, and can’t conceive of why it exists if he doesn’t get to use it.

Does anyone really want THAT in the White House? That trigger-happy, egomaniacal, abusive shitfucker? At least half of the popular vote says NOPE. And they’re already out in the streets protesting, from New York to Los Angeles.

As for the other less-than-half that voted for him, when they start to get disgruntled at his failure to deliver that wall that will never be built on the Mexican border, or they don’t get to burn black people or lynch Muslims after all, well…I’m just going to borrow this slogan of theirs, from THESE ugly shirts:

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And then I’m gonna tell them to suck it up and get the fuck over it, flip ’em the bird, and laugh right in their idiot faces.

After all, they voted for him!

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Why Der Drumpf tried to rig the Nevada ballot

Cenk Uygur talks about Nevada, and other hotly-contested states. The “undecided” vote is larger than usual, but the Latin-American vote is the one actually bidding fair to change the electoral landscape this year. And Der Drumpf knows this, which is why he did this in Nevada, where Latin voters are a serious factor:

Donald Trump’s presidential campaign sued the state of Nevada on Tuesday and alleged that hundreds of voters in Clark County were illegally allowed to vote after early voting hours had ended.

Judge Gloria Sturman, who heard the campaign’s case on Tuesday afternoon, sounded highly skeptical of the lawsuit — and often seemed incredulous at the Trump camp’s claims and requests.

In particular, she couldn’t seem to believe that the Trump campaign was asking her to order Clark County officials to preserve early voting records from the date of November 4th 2016. Sturman answered this request by noting that officials are already obligated to preserve these records.

“What are you asking for?” she asked a Trump attorney at one point. “I can’t obligate him to do something he’s already obligated to do — he’s already obligated to do it!”

Sturman also blasted the Trump attorney’s request to make a list of poll workers available to be interviewed by the campaign’s attorneys to talk about when they cut off voting on Friday evening.

“I am not going to expose people doing their civic duty to help their fellow citizens vote to public attention, ridicule and harassment,” she shot back at him.

Finally, she was flabbergasted that the Trump campaign really wanted Clark County to figure out which ballots were cast by people who allegedly entered the voting line after 8 p.m. on Friday, and then refuse to count them until the campaign had resolved its dispute with the state.

“There’s no way to do it,” she explained.

Yes, that’s right…Der Drumpf, who kvetched loud and long throughout his campaign about “vote rigging”, was caught trying to do just that for himself, and got his peepee whacked by a Nevada judge. Trying to disenfranchise voters when they’re lined up to cast their ballots is illegal. What time they allegedly joined the line is irrelevant. The polls don’t actually close until the last ballot is cast. And trying to harass poll workers over their decision to let these alleged latecomers vote? Yeah…that’s illegal, too. And the judge wasn’t having it.

Let’s hope that any other such salvos he fires meet the same fate.

PS: Oh yeah…and then there’s this. Apparently Drumpf’s Nevada campaign…SUCKED. So much for the casino king, eh?

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Photos du jour: Like father, like son

It’s Election day in the US of A, and here is Clan Drumpf, turning out to vote. First, Der Drumpf and his robo-trophywife:

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And then, it’s the junior Drumpfs’ turn:

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Looks like neither Drumpf believes in the arcane and oh-so-difficult concept of the secret ballot (which is law in the US), at least where their spousal units are concerned.

What do you suppose this says about Der Drumpf as a candidate (and a family man), if neither father nor son can trust his ‘droid to vote “right”?

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Why the US is at war in Syria

Ever wonder how that Syrian conflict REALLY began? Well, you might have to look back to 2000 for the real root cause:

As usual, it’s all about oil prices…and pipelines.

And if you want to know even more, they mention a report from as far back as the 1950s (!!!) that tells why the whole thing is a terrible idea. You see, this whole “topple the tyrant by supporting his enemies” thing was already tried back then with Iran, and relations since then have been, well, shaky, to say the least. Iran is, you’ll note, rather close to Syria (and Iraq) on the map.

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It’s like they’ve learned absolutely nothing since then, eh?

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