Who is Leopoldo López?

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Leopoldo López, in his former capacity as mayor of Chacao, doing what he does best…leading “protests” that are nothing but riots.

If you think this pretty boy is some kind of hero or martyr in the cause of Venezuelan freedom, you’ve no doubt been eating stoopid sandwiches, served up by your friendly media under Operation Mockingbird — which, contrary to anything you may have been told, is still up and running to this day. Fortunately, I’ve got the antidote for that mental poison right here. A Canadian journalist in Cuba, Jean-Guy Allard, has the goods on Prettyboy Leo, and has written two blog entries on him. Cubainformación has helpfully compiled them into one piece at this link. Here’s the first one:

The international media are presenting Leopoldo López, right-wing leader and instigators of the recent wave of violence in Venezuela, as an innocent victim of what they call “the Chavista régime”.

Leopoldo López is a typical example of a rich kid from the Venezuelan elite, tied to US interests. He studied at the exclusive Kenyon College in Ohio, and in the Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University, both well-known nurseries for the CIA.

In Venezuela, López was part of the elite which for years controlled the state oil company PDVSA, where he was an assistant to the chief economist. Recall that Hugo Chávez undertook a true renationalization of the oil industry, firing thousands of cadres who had built a state within a state, behind all social objectives.

Implicated in the failed coup d’état of 2002, in December 2007 Leopoldo López benefited from the amnesty offered by President Chávez himself.

López has been linked for years to the International Republican Institute (IRI), tied to the Republican Party of the United States, which furnishes strategic and financial support.

López has always gambled on violent actions against the Bolivarian Revolution. As mayor of the upper-crust Chacao district of Caracas, in 2004 he gave cover to the strategy known as “guarimbas”, acts of violence which caused many deaths at the time.

Founder of the right-wing Primero Justicia party, along with Henrique Capriles, Leopoldo López bet on the most expeditious and violent ways, for which he created his own party: Voluntad Popular. He promotes the so-called “Popular networks”, an initiative financed by USAID, a government agency of the US, for infiltrating the popular communities, close to the Revolution, and recruiting people there to be paid for destabilizing actions.

Personages like Leopoldo López do not arise spontaneously. Washington has its “leader” factories, which it provides with funding and strategies for the destabilization of inconvenient governments. In Libya, Bolivia, Syria, Ukraine, Cuba or Venezuela…nothing is down to political chance.

Translation mine. Here’s the second:

What do US general David Petraeus, former CIA director who recently stepped down, and Leopoldo López Mendoza, chief of the fascist hordes trying to do away with the achievements of Chávez, have in common? Both are linked to the Kennedy School of Government, at Harvard University, a known incubator of officials in the Central Intelligence Agency.

Many elements in López’s life, as well as his current activities as a putschist provocateur, tie him to the organs of US intelligence. Son of a family that always prospered in the highest spheres of the right-wing political fauna, he identified from an early age with the United States and the elites of the imperial universe.

Typical son of his father — of those who grow up over-protected behind the walls of opulent mansions in the most exclusive neighborhoods in Caracas — López was sent by his family, at the age of 18, where the privileged of the south send their heirs to buy themselves a future.

So it is that in 1989, young López washed up at the very exclusive Kenyon College, in Ohio, where he was to discover his new homeland. He spent nearly five years in this prestigious institution reserved for the rich: the annual cost of the prestigious academy for kids with money would come to $60,000 of Uncle Sam’s money today, a real fortune.

The CIA doesn’t recruit its people among the poor. It has always been known that the CIA controls elements among the professors of Kenyon College, whose task is to identify the students who could be useful, sooner or later, to the “Company”.

From the Cold War years, one knows of the famous case of the poet, John Crowe Ransom, who was considered by the CIA as an important “operative” when he taught at Kenyon College, according to experts in the matter.

The college’s literary magazine, the Kenyon Review, of great influence among US intellectuals, was even financed by the agency with the objectives of penetrating into this world of difficult access. There are witness accounts of Ransom helping to recruit potential CIA employees among the students. One of Ransom’s pupils, Robie Macauley, was on the agency payroll when he succeeded Ransom as editor.

Kenyon had such prestigen in the agency that Michael Morrell, number two man of the “Company”, as well has having twice served as an internal director, who recently retired after 33 years at Langley, chose to give his first conference of official retirement there. Among other things, Morrell spoke to the graduates about torture, specifically of simulated drowning (“waterboarding”).

It is hard to believe that López, a Latin American of wealthy family, was not monitored and in the files of the “operatives” of Kenyon.

It could not be a coincidence that López later reappeared at Harvard University — another venue for those with money — and specifically in the Kennedy School of Government, where he obtained a master’s degree in political science in 1996.

The Kennedy School is another hunting ground for the head-hunters of Langley. Several facts confirm it.

There is the somewhat piquant story of General David Petraeus, the CIA chief and confidant of Barack Obama in matters of intelligence, who stepped down not long ago after confessing his adulterous relations with Paula Broadwell.

Broadwell graduated from West Point Military Academy, and worked in military intelligence for a long time. She specialized in counterinsurgency and geopolitical analysis. Broadwell met Petraeus while working on a doctorate…at the Kennedy School of Government.

Petraeus frequented the institution for several years, and felt quite at home there; he gave conferences and frequently participated in debates where he met with high officials of the military command.

Retired general Petraeus soon found another job. He is now a professor at the Kennedy School.

The president of New Generations of the Spanish right-wing Popular Party, Pablo Casado Blanco, served as a CIA liaison to instruct his subaltern, Ángel Carromero, in his counterrevolutionary mission in Cuba. A mission that ended with the death of the Cuban “dissident” to whom he had handed over a hefty sum of money.

Casado, who put Carromero in contact with a mysterious correspondent in Sweden, who in turn connected with a right-wing Swedish director with whom she travelled, is a pure product of these big North American schools where the CIA recruits its agents, whom it later situates in the political hierarchy of their country of origin.

A lawyer educated in Madrid, Casado Blanco graduated drom the Kennedy School.

Upon return to Venezuela, López took a job as analyst, assistant to the chief economist and economic advisor in co-ordination and planning at PDVSA, the state oil company, thanks to his mother, Antonieta Mendoza de López, who was director of public affairs there.

There is also a donation from his mama, who diverted funds from PDVSA to benefit the political adventures of her son, which López later owed his presence before the tribunals where he had to explain this fraud.

Promptly, the politician connected with the CIA, or rather a known façade of the “Company”, the International Republican Institute (IRI), linked to the Republican Party, which later threw all its strategic and financial support behind him. With this proposition, starting in 2002, he made frequent trips to Washington and to the IRI’s headquarters to meet with functionaries of the government of George W. Bush.

Meanwhile, he joined the “civil association” Primero Justicia, which later became a political party now headed by his rival, Henrique Capriles Radonski. This other son of his father also makes up an element of the destabilization mechanism programmed by the CIA, the State Department, and their Embassy in Caracas.

On April 11, 2002, he led an opposition putschist march to Miraflores Palace, causing the death of dozens of persons and the kidnapping of President Hugo Chávez.

He was also implicated in the criminal “arrest” of the minister of the Interior and Justice, Ramón Rodríguez Chacín. The court case against López for these crimes ended on December 31, 2007, thanks to the amnesty offered by President Chávez himself.

Despite the failure of the CIA’s destabilization plan, López took up where he left off with his fascist provocations, inspired by Yankee intelligence manuals.

At the end of February 2004, he was one of the leaders of the guarimba in Chacao, where he was mayor, to “force” the resignation of President Chávez, provoking more deaths.

Frustrated at not occupying the leader’s position in other parties, López later created his own, called Voluntad Popular (Popular Will), where he gives free run to his extremist ideas, clearly inspired by Nazism. He also promotes the so-called “Popular Networks”, an initiative financed by USAID, with the objective of infiltrating communities and breaking their revolutionary lines, to recruit personnel paid for destabilizing actions, supposedly “spontaneous”.

López is a a cousin of another CIA agent, Thor Halvorssen, self-proclaimed head of the Human Rights Foundation, a CIA creation which had a hand in the failed coup against Bolivian president Evo Morales, in 2009. The Bolivian subsidiary of Halvorssen’s fake NGO was directed by the Cuban-American terrorist Armando Valladares, an old accomplice of US intelligence.

Personages like López, in Latin America and throughout the world, wherever the empire fights for its interests, rarely arise spontaneously. Nothing is owed to chance. Washington has its “leader” factories, which provide its intelligence mechanisms with the material necessary for their Machiavellian plans. “Leaders” trained in their academies of future destabilizers of all provenances, in the image of their imperial boss.

Again, translation mine. Linkage added.

Well. That was a fair chunk to bite off and digest, wasn’t it? Let’s see what we can filter out of that soup.

First off, big boos to Kenyon College for their part in all this. My opinion of John Crowe Ransom and the Kenyon Review just slipped and fell straight into the toilet as I was translating that. Suffice to say I don’t think I’ll be sending them any of my literary work. Assuming it even stands a chance there to begin with. American literary writing has been anemic for decades…not coincidentally, since about the time the CIA started putting its oar in the writing workshop business. You’ll see a lot of highly polished, mannered and strangely forgettable poetry and prose emanating from that era; determinedly apolitical, as though it were a dirty thing to have a political conscience and to dare to write from it. (Just as it’s considered vulgar for rich people to talk about money, no doubt.) If you wonder where that came about, here’s a little light reading. It doesn’t mention Kenyon, but any big lit-mag that regularly publishes polished literary mediocrities is almost certainly a beneficiary of similar influence.

And any author who “got big” despite a distinct lack of big ideas is suddenly just that wee bit more suspect, no? I think this may be why not a single poem by John Crowe Ransom, though he was much acclaimed, is even the least bit memorable to me. I do recall, very generally, that his material was highly polished, like a pebble out of a tumbler: perfectly smooth and featureless, with no angles or textures to grab onto. It just slips right back out of your hand the moment you try to feel for something about it. The poet in me is disgusted, but I can’t say she’s at all surprised.

Maybe this is why the last political poet of any real import in the US was Carl Sandburg, who could not have been further removed from the Kenyon College set if he tried. I could be all wet, but I get the distinct feeling that anything even slightly critical, or remotely of the people, gets very politely discouraged at the lit-mag level, and has been for decades. Just take a look at all the reams of apolitical literary blancmange yourself, if you have the stomach for it.

All the other personages in this tale are less the stuff of highbrow lit, and more that of a third-rate farce. Petraeus and Broadwell are a dirty joke that only just got stale. As for Valladares and Halvorssen, they are bit players who were never worth taking seriously in their self-assigned (or CIA-designed?) roles as human rights activists in the first place. (Although I did get a kick out of Fidel Castro’s legendary takedown of the “miraculous” cure of the allegedly paralyzed Valladares, who was so shameless as to publish a book of “critically acclaimed” poems titled From My Wheelchair — Fidel told him that he was free to leave Cuba if he just walked on and off the airplane…and Valladares did!)

All of this is background material, an insight into the world that produced Leopoldo López. Far from being an independent voice of freedom, as the media would have you believe, he is very much a churned-out product of the right-wing, Cold War operative factory of the CIA. And he’s not a very good one, either. The only question is why this ridiculous creature is still being taken seriously. But now that the emperor’s nudity has been pointed out (for the umpteenth time!) in plain English, it’s going to be that much harder, isn’t it?

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Who’s been tapping Evo’s phone?

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Someone’s been tapping phones in Bolivia…and it’s not the local government. Who is it, then? Read on…

The US Embassy in La Paz is using spy systems to control and “tap” the telephone calls of president Evo Morales, the Bolivian government denounced today.

During a press conference, vice-president Álvaro García Linera denied that Bolivia’s executive power possesses the technology to tap phones, like the United States.

“It’s the US who has the telephonic spy systems, including here in Bolivia. The famous Snowden scandal is just the information that your telephones, the citizens’, those of the president (Evo Morales), and the vice-president, are being spied on by the US government,” declared García.

According to García, the United States is the only country that has systems to listen in on phone calls in Bolivia, in Latin America and in the world. “Our government doesn’t have such things, has never bought any and never will.”

The revelations of the president of the Plurinational Constitutional Tribunal (TCP), Rudy Flores, on telephone-tapping, generated a series of declarations from the people’s ombud, Rolando Villena, who expressed his concern, and from the minister of Justice, Sandra Gutiérrez, who called on the president of the TCP to demonstrate the revelations with concrete proof.

On this topic, García Linera called Flores’ claims that the Bolivian government has been tapping phones “false and unfounded”.

“The Government, and as the minister of the Presidency (Juan Ramón Quintana) has said, neither has nor will have telephone-tapping systems,” García said.

Translation mine.

I wouldn’t doubt that the Bolivian government doesn’t have a system of phone taps in place; it’s not rich enough to buy or sustain such a thing. But the gringos are. And as Edward Snowden has shown, they have their tentacles everywhere. Including, surprise surprise, right in the phone lines of the Bolivian government’s highest honchos.

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Venezuela: Táchira under siege from Colombia; Maduro responds

Harsh words from Madurito, vowing to clean up the state of Táchira, in western Venezuela, on the border with Colombia. What’s got him so worked up? Read and ye will know all:

“If I have to declare a state of special exception for Táchira, I’m ready,” assured Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro, referring to the siege that the state has been under from fascist groups.

In a satellite broadcast from Caracas, Maduro indicated that Táchira is being attacked from inside Colombia, and that Colombian paramilitaries have launched attacks against the Venezuelan state.

In a Council of Ministers at Miraflores Palace, the president denounced the violent individuals coming from Colombia, and the Venezuelans who are lending themselves to the plan of the Colombian right to destroy Venezuela — and in this case, destroy the state of Táchira. “We are showing them on a nationwide broadcast, who they are and what they are doing.”

From Táchira, located in the far southwest of the land, the minister of the Interior, Justice and Peace, Miguel Rodríguez Torres, indicated that he has been evaluating the situation and stated that in the city where he was, there was a curfew “imposed by mayor Daniel Ceballos … threatening and terrorizing the people of the city.”

For that reason, Rodríguez Torres stated that he had decided to declare a state of emergency to restore order in the cities of Táchira, restore normality, and enable the citizens of San Cristóbal to live in peace.

Throughout the day there was an air of subversion. It had nothing to do with a student protest, but a plan of destabilization developing against the Venezuelan government and its institutions. “It appears that this is the fundamental epicentre of the entire operation,” said Rodríguez Torres.

President Maduro added a call to the people of Venezuela to support Táchira: “Let us stand with Táchira. Táchira will belong to Venezuela always.”

Translation mine. Here’s some more video:

You’ll notice that the minister of the Interior, Rodríguez Torres, appears in military uniform. That’s because he’s also a general. It also underscores a vital point about how the relationship between the military and the civilian spheres in Venezuela is much closer and more co-operative since Chavecito implemented Plan Bolívar in the early days of his presidency. It has nothing to do with old-style military dictatorship; rather, it’s the civilian/military Bolivarian alliance that is unique to Venezuela. The military’s job, oddly enough (and counter to what’s taught in the School of the Assassins), isn’t to repress the people, but to defend and liberate them. In this case, from a paramilitary menace that comes from just across the border…and from corrupt locals who have fallen into its clutches.

You see, the mayor of San Cristóbal has been menacing his own people. On the highways leading in and out of the city, there are roadblocks, and at them, as you can see in the pictures the minister shows, there are human-sized mannequins hanging from trees, headless. According to Rodríguez Torres, these are a common intimidation tactic among Mexican mafiosi. The mayor in question, Daniel Ceballos, has ties to those gangs (which also have close connections to the narco-paramilitaries in Colombia — and Álvaro Uribe, of course), and has clearly demonstrated them in the methods he uses against his own citizens. That’s why the Venezuelan army and national guard are down there right now: to clear the roadblocks, get rid of the menaces, and make sure that Ceballos and company are properly contained.

If you wonder why Madurito sounds so angry and emphatic when he vows to get rid of the fascists in Venezuela, now you know. We’re not talking about a bunch of college kids demonstrating in the streets here. It is a clear case of fascists from out of country, trying to foment a putsch and impose a puppet régime. And the army is not being sent out to repress Venezuelans (whose right to protest is enshrined in the Bolivarian constitution), but to make sure that those Colombian paramilitaries, who’ve been menacing Venezuela for well over a decade, don’t get any further than the border between Táchira and eastern Colombia.

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Prettyboy Leo is (finally) under arrest

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Opposition leader and former fugitive Leopoldo López (centre, foreground) walks into the Palace of Justice in Caracas, Venezuela. As you can see, he’s not handcuffed or being frog-marched; he surrendered himself to the police yesterday. The president of the National Assembly, Diosdado Cabello (at left, in red) is with him, as are his father, wife, and lawyer. Here’s Aporrea’s account of how it all went down:

Leopoldo López entered the Palace of Justice with his spouse, father and attorney.

Under heavy security, he was transferred to the courts after surrendering himself to the officers of the Bolivarian National guard.

Security corps simulated a transfer to the airport at La Carlota to prevent his supporters from blocking the road to the courts.

There was a small group of persons in the zone who helped him enter. The media were not permitted to approach.

The side streets were heavily guarded by National Guard and Bolivarian National Police.

The Attorney General, Luisa Ortega Díaz, stated that in the hours to come, López would appear before the court, “with all his rights guaranteed”.

Translation mine.

Imagine that. And just yesterday, we heard Patricia Poleo whining that there is no right or guarantee of life in Venezuela! And now there’s Leo, who voluntarily surrendered to the police, and was protected by the National Guard, walking unhurt and unmolested through the halls of the nation’s courthouse, surrounded by family and legal representation, with no lesser personage than the National Assembly president, Diosdado Cabello himself, cordially accompanying him to make sure that all his rights are guaranteed. And the nation’s prosecutor-general herself, who is a very busy lady, has come out and said as much, too.

And there’s your oppressive, Soviet-era Venezuela, people. Wouldn’t it just make you bawl?

PS: And here’s Leo’s wife, ratifying to CNN that her husband was not harmed or disrespected in any way:

…in case there was ever any doubt.

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The ironies of the Venezuelan opposition, part 39

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Hello again, and welcome to another lovely episode of VenOpIronía. Today, we get a glimpse of the true nature of opposition “patriotism” in Venezuela, and an indication of just how “free” their commercial media are, too. Pardon me while I lift this rock…

On Saturday, controversial journalist Patricia Poleo, by way of a letter to the White House, demanded that the United States government intervene militarily in Venezuela. This despite the well-known devastations wrought by the US army and NATO forces in countries where they have intervened in the last years, such as Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya and Egypt, among others.

She wrote on her Twitter account, @PattyPoleo: “Let the US government know that the people of Venezuela need international intervention: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/intervene-and-help-all-venezuelans-suffering-and-fighting-freedom-dictatorship-and-being-killed/45zvJvHj …” .

The link sends a message in English to the White House, stating that “under the Maduro regime, thousands of persons have been brutally murdered,” and for that reason, calls on Venezuelans to sign on in support of US intervention.

“There is no guarantee or right to life,” says the journalist, in spite of the fact that the aggressions are promoted and executed by violent opposition groups who have been destroying the storefronts of Chacao for days, breaking windows and assaulting locals and drivers in the municipality without any police containment.

The journalist’s irresponsible declarations show the desperation of a political sector of the opposition, which is accustomed to firing up their supporters only to leave them high and dry later on, without assuming any responsibility for their own declarations.

Translation mine.

Once more, I refer you to these videos showing just what kind of supporters Patty the Putschist is firing up with her vile rhetoric and her phony petition. And so far, at least one the three dead in these incidents is a supporter of Madurito’s government. (Not, I hasten to add, that the opposition has any qualms about killing its own foot soldiers to advance the cause. They’ve done it several times before.)

Also, there’s the little matter of Patty being one of the intellectual authors of the assassination of Danilo Anderson, the Venezuelan prosecutor who was investigating the coup of ’02 when his own car was firebombed, along with another familiar face (and financier) of Venezuelan evil, Nelson “El Turquito” Mezerhane. If you sign her petition, you are signing on for fascism and imperialism, people.

Meanwhile, here are some more of Patty’s fine young followers in action…caught trying to torch a tourist hotel so that the government could be blamed for endangering foreign visitors:

On Monday night, guests, tourists, and staffers at the Hotel Venetur in the state of Mérida were besieged by a group of violent persons who attacked the building with rocks and bottles.

So said Leonel Matos, general manager of the hotel, during a phone call to the state TV channel, VTV, in which he stated that the armed groups were calling themselves “Students for Peace”.

“They attacked our guests, tourists and personnel with heavy objects, with rocks and bottles, they were yelling and threatening to burn the place down,” Matos denounced.

“We were able to relocate our guests, who were on University Avenue, far away from the danger, along with their cars,” he added.

Matos said that this is the third Venetur chain hotel to have been attacked by fascist groups, at an opportune time to “generate hatred and fear in the people of Mérida”.

He thanked the Bolivarian National Guard, as well as the regional police, who were able to dissuade the demonstrators.

Minutes before, the minister of tourism, Andrés Izarra, commented on Twitter: “Fascists are throwing rocks at the Hotel Venetur Mérida right now.”

Translation mine, again. Here’s Izarra’s tweet:

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Ah yes, just some more peaceful oppo kids, being crushed by the evil, evil Bolivarian state. Call the White House, they’re being oppressed! Just like their billionaire bosses, who are still all out and on the loose.

Yup, Madurito’s Venezuela sure is a repressive place, all right!

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Nadya and Masha…free again!

Nadya Tolokonnikova and Masha Alyokhina, of Pussy Riot, were arrested, briefly held, and then freed again…in Sochi, of all places. I’m not buying that “theft” accusation — are you?

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The ironies of the Venezuelan opposition, part 38

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Pablo Victoria Wilches of Colombia’s Conservative Party (standing) and neo-fascists Lorent Saleh and Diego Cubillos (seated, in insets also). Strange bedfellows right-wing politics makes, no?

Howdy, folks, and welcome to this long-overdue update of VenOpIronía. Well, how about those peaceful oppos, always and forever being repressed by the iron boot-heel of the Chavista state? Only, of course, it’s not quite like that. We’ve already seen how bloody and violent they are; Dr. Dawg has already picked apart all the fake memes they’ve been circulating via the Internets. What’s left for me to blog today? Well, how about some actual fucking neo-Nazis…in Venezuela and Colombia?

Lorent Saleh, one of the promoters of the protests against Chavismo in Venezuela, along with his chief, Leopoldo López, has connections to the neo-Nazi organizations in Colombia.

The student has been one of the visible faces of the latest marches against the government of Nicolás Maduro.

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The reports are founded in an investigation by journalist Gustavo Regules, published in El Espectador on July 21, 2013. It reveals the presence of Saleh at a public event organized by the fascist movement “National Alliance for Freedom”, along with Diego Cubillos, known as “The Comandante”, of Third Power, a neo-Nazi organization operating in Bogotá and other Colombian cities.

The event, which took place at the UDES university north of Bogotá, featured speeches by Colombian ex-congress member and Conservative Party presidential precandidate Pablo Victoria Wilches, and Lorent Saleh, representing the Venezuelan opposition.

“We are very concerned by what is happening in Colombia. What will happen if the Castro-Chavista forces consolidate here? I’m here to tell you that we need your support, and you need ours,” said Saleh, who is president of the non-governmental organization “Operation Freedom” in Venezuela.

Saleh is part of the most radical right wing in Venezuela. The staunch opponent of Chavismo has also referred to opposition leader Henrique Capriles as “timid and weak in the struggle they are fighting”, as we see in this video of another meeting in Bogotá, where Pablo Victoria was also present. There, Saleh rejects Capriles for not staunchly supporting the student protests in Venezuela.

Translation mine. Here’s the video in question:

And yup, it’s incriminating. Lorent Saleh, the little punk speaking, is telling the audience that the opposition has planned a coup d’état starting with trumped-up “protests” in the first half of January. He tells exactly how it’s going to go down, how it’s going to escalate into violence. PLANNED violence, planned by the opposition and carried out by its fascist youth arm — led by him, among others. It’s all designed for the express purpose of provoking a state crackdown. And yup, he shits all over Caprichito and Prettyboy Leopoldo López, too.

Such peace! Such unity! Such…um…gringos, why are you supporting these guys, again? Because these enfants terribles are your babies, carrying out YOUR imperial missions in the region. Are you not ashamed? HAVE you no shame?

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Music for a Sunday: For that daughter…

I was chuffed to find a video for this song:

And look, it’s got Christina Hendricks!

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Wankers of the Week: The Never-Ending Winter of Our Discontent

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Crappy weekend, everyone! How’s everybody enjoying that unrelenting snowy deep freeze? I just managed to thaw my fingers long enough to type all this, so let’s get on it. Here’s who frosted my ass this week, in no particular order:

1. Irina Fucking Rodnina. Oh, Iroshka. A racist Obama meme, followed by the ol’ Freeze Peach excuse? Really? One expects better of Olympic cauldron-lighters. Especially at your age. PS: And no, I don’t believe you were hacked, either. Own your shit, lady.

2. James Fucking Taranto. You heard the man, folks…date rape ain’t nothing but a drunk-driving collision. So who cares if he rammed her on purpose while she was too drunk to get out of his way, eh? Let’s just blame her, absolve him, pat ourselves on the back, and call it a day’s work. And this is what passes for Deep Thought at the Wall Street Urinal…

3. Scott Fucking Lively. Oh, so fascist thugs beating up gay Russians are a “hoax” now? Uh-uh, Snotty. You helped MAKE those fascist bastards by cheerleading repressive legislation. Own your shit, asshole. And knock off this conspiracy nonsense. Unless you want a Flaming Pants award.

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4. Lori Fucking Gottlieb. First she wrote a whole fucking book telling women to settle for a so-so man because it might just be their last chance at marriage; now, she’s pushing the bullshit that men who do more around the house are gonna get less in the sack. Does anyone else smell a troll? Because this is pretty much textbook MR(B)M Nice Guy™ boosterism here. With a hefty dollop of late-Eighties “Man Shortage” panic thrown in.

5. Avigdor Fucking Lieberman. And the apartheid Oscar goes to…Scarlett Fucking Johansson! Because corporate cash is more important than anti-poverty activism. Also, fuck the Palestinians.

6. R. Lee Fucking Ermey. So, what to do about bullied kids committing suicide? MOAR GUNS! Give those poor neutered boyz a penis compensator and a Man Card™. Level playing field, bitchezzz!

7. Michael Fucking Dunn. So, the “I hate thug music” shooter has more tears on the stand for his own dog than he does for someone else’s kid? And he still had the appetite to order a pizza after committing cold-blooded murder? Well, ain’t THAT some shit. Racism is a powerful drug, people. Never even ONCE. PS: Overdramatic much?

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8. Ann Fucking Coulter. Speaking of drugs, what is the Coultergeist on? Because whatever it is, I want NONE.

9. Rush Fucking Limbaugh. Straight people are “under assault” from the gay community? Well, I guess that explains Rusty’s three failed marriages, then. And the fact that he had the very gay Sir Elton John sing at his fourth wedding doesn’t bode too well for him, either.

10. Gordon Fucking Klingenschmitt. For someone who spends so much time obsessing about gays, John Jacob Jingleheimer sure doesn’t know much about them. For one thing, I have yet to meet one (and I know a great many) who need to wear diapers just because they “sinned”. Also, anal sex: Not for gay guys only. Straight women do it too. How many of THEM are in diapers?

11. Don Fucking Feder. Sexual rights may be a “heady elixir”, but they’re no guarantee that we’ll all go out and get bombed, any more than a liquor store in every town would be. But try telling that to a “family values” homophobic paranoiac, eh? They all think that Pooty-Poot is just dandy for enabling fascist gangs to beat up queers who never laid a hand on a child.

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12. Tony Fucking Perkins. And once more, with feeling: No, teaching kids that being gay is okay is NOT going to make them gay. It’s going to teach them that they’re okay. Couldn’t have THAT, could we?

13. Michael Fucking Skakel. The rich really ARE not like the rest of us. How many common killers do YOU know who got to go skiing with a monitoring bracelet around their ankles?

14. Clarence Fucking Thomas. Of course he thinks the Jim Crow South was better than the integrated north…because Unka Clarence does whatever his corporate masters tell him to do. Just like in the Good Ol’ Days!

15. Billy Ray Fucking Cyrus. What’s that you say? You’re so glad you don’t have to listen to “Achy Breaky Heart” anymore? Well, guess what: You’re gonna have to sit through that ALL OVER AGAIN. And with a whole lotta awful twerking thrown in, too.

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16. Sam Fucking Wheeler. While a college football star was busy coming out of the closet, this little shit was trying to push him right back in. As you can see, that didn’t go too well.

17. Christian Fucking Niccum. And speaking of trying to shove people into the closet…dude, what is UP with you? A jokey video shouldn’t upset you…unless there’s something in your own closet that’s trying to kick the door down and get away from all the fucking mothballs.

18. Curtis Anton Fucking Beseda. Why does it figure that this would-be fire-bomber of abortion clinics is also a child molester? Oh, probably for the same reason it figures that a child molester would be someone who also likes to fire-bomb abortion clinics in his spare time.

19. Tim Fucking Huelskamp. Dude, if marriage is only between a man and a woman, as you homophobes like to claim, then there can’t be a third person in it, by definition. Not even if that “person” is your sky-pixie himself.

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20. Fucking Drake. A much more talented man died and you’re kvetching that he “stole” the cover of Rolling Stone from you? Learn to pack that ego down in ice, fella. I doubt very much that you’ll rate a cover even when you are dead.

21. Ann Fucking Coulter. You can’t live in the US anymore? Fine. Here’s a one-way ticket to Somalia. Adios!

22. Erik Fucking Rush. If His Barackness is murdering anyone who criticizes him, why are you still alive? For that matter, why am I? Because lord knows I’ve kvetched enough about him not being a socialist…

23. Jerry Fucking Clanton. No, raping a 15-year-old is not a mere “moral mistake”. You were a fucking cop. Do you not realize that what you did there is illegal? And that believing she was 18 is no excuse? And that it should automatically disqualify you from ever sitting in another squad car, unless you’re handcuffed in the back seat?

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24. Bernie Fucking Herpin. In what bizarre parallel universe is it a “good thing” that a mass killer had a 100-round magazine? It’s not a good thing he had one, it’s a good thing that it fucking JAMMED. And in a properly regulated environment, he would never have been able to buy one, because a guy with mental issues is no danger to society unless he’s fucking ARMED, you dumb dickweed.

25 and 26. Peter and Kim Fucking Bayliss. Trying to get a perfectly sane neighbor declared mentally incompetent? Sorry, it’ll cost you. And it ain’t gonna happen anyhow. Ha, ha.

27. Susan Fucking Patton. Lady, neither of my two late grandmas EVER gave me the old speech about buying cows vs. getting milk for free. Probably because both of them had lived and worked on farms, and knew from personal experience that milk is NEVER free. (Hint: You have to fondle an udder to get some. And make sure your ass doesn’t get kicked off the milking stool if you do it ineptly.) Also, women are not cattle, sex is not milk, and men are not the reason we get post-secondary educations. ‘Fact, the only love advice I ever got from a grandma is to sit down and have a drink, ALONE, if your guy’s doing you wrong. And the grandma who told me that, and served me sherry whenever I was down in the dudely dumps? A devout Catholic. I guess what I’m trying to say here is that your advice is cowflops, Susie.

28. Sergey Fucking Markov. In Putin’s Russia, table make sex with you! The question is, do you want to make sex with table? (Didn’t think so.)

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29. Yoweri Fucking Museveni. When it comes to kill-the-queers laws, this dude’s been up and down (and round and round) more times than a yo-yo at a tricks tournament. And now, at long last, we know where he stands on the issue. Welcome to the wrong side of history, dude!

30. The Fucking Duggars. I’m sorry, but Valentine’s Day is already nauseating enough. The last thing anyone needs is sex advice from two people who think girl babies make their Original Sin-laden mama twice as contaminated as boy babies do…and who have 20 messed-up kids (whose names all start with the same letter) to prove it.

31. Tom Fucking Perkins. Extinction of the 1%? Dude, you say that like it’s a BAD thing! Pay your taxes and shut the fuck up, because nobody wants to hear a morality lecture from a spoiled old geezer who everybody knows didn’t get so damn rich off his own morality.

32. Paul Fucking LePage. Well, I guess we know where HE stands on drug addiction. Right on the neck of anyone trying to get help, obviously.

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33. Ted Fucking Cruz. Oh noes, the gays are getting married right and left, and Ted’s widdle feewings are huwt! I’m not sure how or why this matter should concern him so personally, unless maybe the dude he wants is marrying some other dude. In which case I gotta say: Damn, that’s really rough…but it’s not a sound basis for legislation that will only end up discriminating against an already persecuted minority.

34. Roy Fucking Moore. For the hundred millionth time: The US constitution says NOTHING about marriage. Not one word. Marriage equality will not only NOT destroy it, it won’t even touch it! This dude, on the other hand, would like to tear it up so he can insert language that not only isn’t there, it doesn’t belong there. But what were we expecting from the guy who thinks that a legal system based on the Code of Hammurabi was actually built on the Ten Fucking Commandments…good sense? Hahahahaha.

35. Anders Fucking Behring Fucking Breivik. Yup, a double Fucking, because that’s how petulant and idiotic and totally-not-to-be-taken-seriously this tantrum-tossing two-year-old is. For his next trick no doubt, he will hold his breath and turn blue.

36. Donny Fucking Reagan. So, you always suspected that southern preacher-men had a religious justification for racism, along with all those other odious -isms they preach? Well, guess what: You’re right! And oh my gawd, Teh Stoopid is strong with this one. (Also, when he talks, be it about “hybreeding” or whatever, it looks like he’s constantly, painfully sharting.)

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37. James Fucking O’Keefe. Wait, lemme see if I got this straight — a professional defamer is being sued for…wait for it…DEFAMATION? I am shocked. Shocked, I tell ya.

38. Wendy Fucking Davis. Much as it pains me to include her, she leaves me no choice. And I’m sure the women of Texas feel much that way, too.

39. Canh Fucking Oxelson. Dude, you’re only supposed to LOOK like Tiger Fucking Woods…not ACT like him at his worst. And what the hell are you doing working at a boys’ school which became infamous for sexual abuse on campus? Oh wait, don’t tell me, let me guess.

40. Todd Fucking Starnes. You want to identify as a pine cone on Facebook, Todd? Hey, go right ahead. But don’t be too surprised if the pine cones say they want nothing to do with you, onaccounta you’re an idiot.

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And finally, to the Fucking Repugs of Tennessee. Interfering with an auto-workers’ vote on unions, pushing the “right to work” agenda down VW’s throat…I could go on, but it’s all just a clear violation of the right to freedom of speech and association. What part of the First Amendment is unclear to you greedy motherfuckers? I know it’s a constant race to the bottom with you people, but can you not butt the fuck out of workers’ right to decide their own fate?

Good night, and get fucked!

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Venezuelan oppo fascists unmasked…again.

Jesus H. Christ. Can one not get a break from fucking putschists attempting coups in Venezuela? Nope, guess not:

Yesterday, the president of Venezuela, Nicolás Maduro, presented three videos on a nationwide radio and TV broadcast that showed evidence of destruction and aggression committed by violent groups who participated in a mobilization organized by the right on February 12.

During a council of ministers in the Néstor Kirchner Room in Miraflores Palace, the president showed images in which one could observe young hooded men, causing damage and starting fires in Caracas and various states throughout the land, with Molotov cocktails and heavy objects.

He also demonstrated the intent of the national co-ordinator of the right-wing party “Voluntad Popular” (Popular Will), Leopoldo López, of generating these violent incidents which left three people dead and 66 injured.

In the videos, a journalist asks López, “When will this end?”, and the right-wing director responds: “When we succeed in removing those who are governing.”

Maduro also presented audio of a conversation of a former military chief of staff from the government of Carlos Andrés Pérez, Iván Carratú Molina, and the former Venezuelan ambassador to Colombia, Fernando Gerbasi.

On the tape, Gerbasi tells Carratú Molina that someone had called him, the same person who had alerted him that on April 11, 2002, that he should take care, that there would be deaths.

President Maduro stated that the sectors of the right have taken the path of violence before the calls to dialogue of the national government.

“I have set out the path of peaceful coexistence, the path of tolerance, of dialogue in diversity and of peace, but on your side, political directors of the opposition, the option of violence has arisen,” said the president.

Maduro also rejected the recent declarations of US senator Marco Rubio, who is linked to the Venezuelan fugitive, Luis Posada Carriles, who accused the national government of creating “a wave of unprecedented repression”.

“This is a script, the same as in 2002. They already assumed that on February 12, there would be deaths in Venezuela, and they had the accusation ready. According to him, the government is the party responsible for the deaths of the innocents yesterday,” said Maduro.

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Maduro emphasized that they had “found clear and compromising documents of what has been the right wing’s plan for the past week.”

He also revealed that in investigations conducted by the authorities, it was determined that Juan Montoya and Basil Alejandro Da Costa were murdered with the same weapon.

He also revealed that Neider Arellano died after four men on motorcycles fired shots on Francisco de Miranda Avenue in Chacao.

Maduro said that “we are in the process of identifying them, they had very expensive bikes, of high horsepower, helmets and black jackets, like the fascist bands of 2002.”

Translation mine.

The events described in this excerpt can be seen in the video above. Here are some more pictures of those “peaceful” opposition student demonstrators which the crapaganda whore media up here insist on presenting as heroes of democracy and/or victims of government violence:

How many peaceful, innocent demonstrators do you know who whip Molotov cocktails through the air and burn police cars, or throw rocks through the windows of the Public Ministry buildings in the nation’s capital? Take a good look at them and tell me if you see anything that looks remotely like a peaceful demonstration being violently repressed, as the media up here are all claiming.

And those pictures are just from Caracas! Here are some from other parts of Venezuela, where violent oppos are also smashing and torching public buildings, and causing injuries (and no, I wouldn’t put murder past them, either):

Táchira, Aragua, Miranda…multiple Venezuelan states under opposition fascist siege. Do you see any police repression there? The young fascists torched five brand-new police cars, but so far, the culprits have yet to be arrested. Some fucking repression! And some fucking peaceful demonstrations.

So, dear “progressive” gringo readers, the take-home message from all these videos and photos and audio recordings is this: If you believe a word your commercial crapaganda media are telling you about Venezuela, and if you spread those lies around, you’re an idiot. You’ve been co-opted by fascists. And you have been made a fool…and a tool. Wake up and cut the crap.

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