Music for a Sunday: The Pet Shop Boys roast Donnie!

Let’s lead this world a merry dance.

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In which Bari Weiss gets deservedly roasted

Here are Jimmy Dore & Co. at their funny finest…dunking on someone who’s about as worthwhile and exciting to watch, listen to, and read, as a pile of freshly laid dog turds:

Oh dear, did I just insult freshly laid dog turds? Yes, I did. (I’m so sorry, dog turds.)

I mean, just LOOK at her. She’s so self-serious and so far up her own ass, she’s practically peering out of her own mouth. That’s got to be some kind of talent. It’s not talent in the journalistic sense, or even in the entertainment sense, but it’s talent. I mean, it’s not every day that someone who’s supposedly an opinion shaper for the Paper of Record™ gets demolished by a total meathead like Joe Fucking Rogan, fergawdsakes.

There is so much to laugh at in here, it’s hard to pick one single favorite Bari Bit™ — but mine might just be the part where she can’t even spell toady. It’s a perfectly simple English word, just five letters and two syllables — and she can’t even spell it, let alone say what it means. You can tell that she was given a list of talking points to spout (by whom?), and sure ’nuff, she spouted them. She has no idea what any of what she said means, or how it’s spelled, but I’m sure she made her CIA handlers very, VERY proud. At least until they realized they were being pwned by a complete doofus…

That, in a nutshell, is the NYTrash’s Bright Young Contrarian™, y’all.

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The Jeff Bezos divorce scandal just got juicier…

…and believe it or not, it’s NOT because of anything stupid or scandalous Jeff Bezos himself did, THIS time. It’s because there is reason to suspect that Donnie ordered someone — who, or how, is still unknown — to spy on him and furnish private and personal materials to the National Enquirer:

So, surprise surprise surpriiiiiise, Bezos’s illicit girlfriend has a brother who’s a Drumpfnik, and who could well be the nexus in all this:

Bezos’ personal investigators, led by his security consultant Gavin de Becker, have been focusing on Sanchez’s brother, according to a person familiar with the matter. The person wasn’t authorized to discuss the matter publicly and spoke on condition of anonymity.

Michael Sanchez is his sister’s manager, a Trump supporter and an acquaintance of Trump allies Roger Stone and Carter Page.

Sanchez did not immediately respond to an email seeking comment. In a tweet, he said de Becker “spreads fake, unhinged conservative conspiracy theories.”

Bezos detailed his blackmail allegations in an extraordinary blog post. The intimate photos at issue include a “below the belt selfie” of Bezos and several revealing photos of Sanchez, according to emails Bezos released of his exchanges with AMI.

“Of course I don’t want personal photos published, but I also won’t participate in their well-known practice of blackmail, political favors, political attacks, and corruption,” Bezos said in explaining his decision to go public. “I prefer to stand up, roll this log over, and see what crawls out.”

Something tells me that this relationship with “alive girl” Lauren is going to flame out rather spectacularly, onaccounta her brother is a deplorable piece of shit. But I sure am enjoying watching these fireworks, aren’t you? Because Jeff Bezos’s quarter-century marriage isn’t the only thing going down in a cloud of thick black smoke here. The National Enquirer and Donnie are going down with it, and I am here for ALL OF THIS:

And you know it’s gonna get exciting when no less than Ronan Farrow (who did great reporting on the celebrity side of #MeToo) is on the case, and has divulged that he, too, was subjected to a blackmail attempt in a (futile) bid to get him to stop reporting on the whole Schmier.

BTW, here’s the (lame) response of the Enquirer‘s parent company, and what it all means:

Yup, somebody knows he’s in deep legal dookie there. And is trying his hardest to weasel out of it, with little success.

PS: Special bonus for Canadians! If you ever wondered why our Nasty Pest sounded like the Enquirer at times, wonder no more…and check out who used to be on its board of directors. Yup. THIS GUY. And the current crop that’s still in there is not much better in terms of overal scuzziness, either.

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Roger Ratfuck gets ratfucked by other ratfuckers

Oh look, it’s a Kilkenny Cat Fight!

This is positively delicious, isn’t it? They’re all turning against each other and eating their own. And I am here for all of it.

For the record, though, I’m Team None Of Them.

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“Unemployable” white supremacist files suit, gets employed again

Yes, that’s our (proud) boy, showing his whole ass. Something he loves to do, and often. (Stuffing things up it, too…but no homo, bro.)

And here’s another instance of him showing his whole ass, which landed in my inbox courtesy of the SPLC the other day:

Dear Sabina,

We’ve just been sued by the founder of a hate group – for doing our job.

Gavin McInnes in 2016 started the Proud Boys, a group of young men who call themselves “Western chauvinists.” Some members have engaged in violent street brawls and appeared in public alongside white supremacist groups.

Ten of its members were charged with riot and attempted assault after attacking a group of anti-racist protesters in New York in October.

Last year, we named Proud Boys a hate group – a well-earned label.

Now, McInnes claims we’ve defamed him. He’s blaming us because he’s been kicked off internet platforms like PayPal, Facebook and Twitter.

This is a man who has a history of inflammatory statements about Muslims, women and the transgender community.

He has said U.S. Senator Cory Booker, who is black, “is kind of like Sambo.” He has claimed that “[t]his whole idea of white nationalists and white supremacy is a crock. Such people don’t exist.” And he has written that white nationalist leader Richard Spencer, who famously gave a Nazi salute during a pro-Trump rally after the 2016 election, “comes across as perfectly reasonable in conversation.”

McInnes’ suit against us has no merit. The fact that he’s upset tells us that we’re doing our job exposing hate and extremism.

He’s not the only one trying to deny us our First Amendment rights. We’ve been sued by multiple hate groups who are angry that we’ve exposed their hateful rhetoric.

It won’t work. With the support of people like you, we’re going to continue calling out hatemongers whenever and wherever we see them.

To paraphrase FDR, judge us by the enemies we’ve made.

Sincerely,

Richard Cohen
President, Southern Poverty Law Center

For a man who styles himself as a “humorist”, somebody sure seems to have no sense of humor about being accurately pegged for what he really is: a chronically unfunny, cranky, middle-aged white supremacist.

And for the self-styled founding father of hipsterdom, he also lacks any sense of irony about the fact that he’s been rehired by his old employer, despite declaring himself to be “unemployable” as a result of being accurately pegged as a hate-gang founder. Probably because, unlike O. Henry, he doesn’t understand what irony actually means.

There are 61 whole pages of his ass-wankery right here.

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Geddy Lee’s Holocaust survival story

Actually, it’s his parents’ story. And, warning — it will make you cry:

And they’re both survivors — of THREE camps, in all. In fact, it’s how they met, as pre-teens. And his mother’s mother is the reason the whole family survived — she kept them together, and his mother later did the same after his father died, when Geddy was 12.

I get chills thinking that if either of those families had been wiped out, we would have no Geddy, and no Rush. And this song, in particular, would not exist either:

Shame on the deniers. And no forgetting, EVER.

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Music for a Sunday: Better not turn your back on a paradise

She’s a lonely woman, quiet in her ways…

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Can Donnie even read? And if he can, DOES he?

No, I don’t mean THIS Donnie…

…who clearly HAS read his assigned literature and comprehends it. I’m talking THIS Donnie:

…who seems to be about as literate as your average slug. And about a tenth as capable of comprehending anything.

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Alex Jones is losing it.

Well, in a manner of speaking. If you ask me, he never had much of a grip on it in the first place. But this is bad enough that David Pakman thought it worth commenting on:

As for me, if I had to hazard a guess, I’d say he’s doing a lot of drugs. And that he’s about to get caught with his pants down in front of a 12-year-old. We already know that he doesn’t really give a damn about kids, because look at how he talks about the ones who died at Sandy Hook.

As for that “walnut sauce” babbling, it’s laughable even on the face of it. The pituitary gland is something you wouldn’t be able to just rip out of a corpse in a hurry and eat to get high…you’d need to saw through the entire skull, poke down to the very middle of the brain, and delicately remove with surgical tools, if you were going to get to it at all. It also doesn’t cause any kind of “high” if consumed. It’s only effective while the person is alive, and its job is to co-ordinate hormone production and, in immature persons, to stimulate growth. If eaten, it would only be a very small piece of meat with no effect on the eater.

But, all that being said, it tells you something as to where Alex’s head is at. And the answer is clear: it is firmly and irrevocably lodged up his ass. Just where it’s always been.

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Bolsonaro’s son tied to the murder of Marielle Franco

Yeah, Bolsovômito, point those finger guns while you still can. Just remember, though, that the finger of justice is pointing back at you…AND your vile fascist son:

The mother-in-law of the former captain of the Battalion of Special Operations (BOPE), Adriano Magalhães da Nóbrega, militia chief of Rio das Pedras, worked until November of last year in the cabinet of then state deputy Flávio Bolsonaro, the newspaper O Globo revealed. Adriano is one of two suspected of involvement in the murder of Marielle Franco (PSOL) and driver Anderson Gomes.

Adriano was a member of the “Escritório do Crime”, an armed branch of the militia which took part in land grabs in Rio das Pedras, specializing in hired assassinations. According to O Globo, he was accused more than a decade ago of involvement in homicides. There is a warrant out for his arrest, but he has not yet been located.

Adriano’s mother, Raimunda Veras Magalhães, and his wife, Danielle Mendonça da Costa da Nóbrega, worked for Flávio Bolsonaro, receiving 6,490.35 reis monthly. Both were exonerated on November 13, 2018.

The newspaper also found that Adriano was a friend of Fabrício Queiroz, Flavio’s ex-advisor, who was investigated by the Public Ministry under suspicion of collecting part of the salaries of the functionaries of the elected senator. According to Lauro Jardim’s column, Queiroz had spent some days hidden in the community of Rio das Pedras, where the Escritório do Crime operated.

Queiroz was responsible for recommending Adriano’s family members to the Bolsonaro family. As well, Globo points out that Raimunda was one of the functionaries who deposited money in Queiroz’s account — 4,600 reis. Adriano’s mother is partner in a restaurant located in front of the Banco Itaú agency in which the majority of the cash deposits were made to Queiroz’s account.

Translation mine.

It’s early days yet, but already we’re seeing that there ARE fascist death squads operating in Brazil…and they’re taking orders from the very top, however roundabout the route may seem.

Stay tuned to this channel, folks, it’s going to get a lot uglier out there before this bunch of thugs finally meets the fate they all deserve.

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