Alex Jones whacks off to WHAT???

And gets caught for it:

And makes crap excuses for it, too:

Yeah, NO. Porn pop-ups never appear on a computer, or a phone, or anywhere, UNLESS YOU’RE ON AN ACTUAL PORN SITE. You have to be actively looking for porn in order for it to find you. It doesn’t just grow legs and walk on over to you all by itself. Especially not if it’s something as specific as transgender porn.

This was no accident. Alex was looking at that particular video on purpose, and probably whacking off to it, too. Which is his prerogative, of course — hey, you do you, booboo, but you don’t get to walk away from this and pretend you’re an innocent lamb who stumbled onto this niche porn just by logging onto a smartphone. There are trans people getting killed all over the US of Amnesia because of guys like Alex Jones and the transphobic crapaganda they spew. I wouldn’t be surprised if at least a few killers of trans women, in particular, turn out to be Alex Jones fans who, like their clay-footed idol, are secretly attracted to the very people they claim to hate.

The last thing trans people need is to be fetishized by crack-brained bastards who would rather kill them than admit that trans people are PEOPLE, period. And while trans porn isn’t exactly doing the trans community any favors, the real fault lies not with the supply, but the DEMAND. Trans porn wouldn’t exist if there weren’t any consumers for it. And the consumers, in this case, are extremely dangerous…and their fetishistic hate is being fed by other consumers. Consumers like, oh, say, ALEX JONES.

Yes, it IS funny that Alex got caught with his pants down and a stupid look on his face. And yes, this IS a comeuppance that he has long had coming. Ridicule is a potent weapon against crapaganda, so I’m glad Alex is getting laughed at for his hypocrisy. He’s getting cut down to size, and that can only be a good thing. I’m laughing at him too, but at the same time, I’m mindful that the trans community is vulnerable and in need of all the allies they can get. I doubt very much that porn will help them find those allies. If anything, it caters to their closet-case enemies, as this instance has shown.

Alex Jones is no friend of trans people. I’m glad that he’s no longer on YouTube. Now, he needs to get out of all media altogether. And think long and hard about what he’s doing with his life.

That is, if all that lead in his snake-oil pills hasn’t eaten too much of his brain.

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Proud Boys: Proud to be Nazis?

Sure smells that way:

This post has since been taken down, and little wonder.

As a German, I have to say I’m utterly insulted by this shameful bullshit. I am an antifascist, as I said yesterday, for reasons good. I’m proud to be AGAINST this shit. I’m not “repressed”, much less a “descendant of people who committed an efficient genocide”.

This shit is NOTHING to be proud of; Nazism is Germany’s greatest historical shame. There is a reason why an entire generation of German schoolkids didn’t learn about the holocaust, and why now, it’s being taught as an embarrassment.

And the only reason these guys don’t see it that way is because most of them are Anglos, and those guys have yet to fully face their own shame…namely, that THEIR genocides (of indigenous people in the Americas, and of black people in South Africa and the US deep south) were the actual models for Hitler’s vile extermination program. Maybe THAT’s what they’re “proud” of?

I think they all need to find new hobbies. Screaming names of cereals while being punched out by the rest of their gang just isn’t cutting it, as far as using their fuckin’ brains goes. Maybe, if they used their heads for something besides punching bags and wig-stands for bad haircuts, they’d realize that German neo-Nazi marches against war refugees are NOTHING to be proud of.

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Cops Behaving Badly: Toronto Police’s Nazi Nürnberg moment

Pedant alert: Should read “Die Übermenschen”. The definite article in German is not only singular/plural, but also gendered — masculine, feminine or neuter — and also subject to declension. This concludes today’s free German lesson.

(Also, these are not actual Übermenschen, but just some depressingly ordinary Menschen. This concludes today’s interjection by Frau Kapitän Selbstverständlich. Meep!)

Isn’t this a lovely photo? Just goes to show you who supports actual, no-kidding fascism in the city of Toronto. A bunch of predictably unsexy dudes (taking time to brush off the Cheeto dust and crawl out of Mom’s basement just for the day), a bunch of other boring schlepps who also think they’re somehow a Master Race™, the neo-Nazi mayoral candidate Faith Fucking Goldy, and oh yeah: the police. Who made the following excuse for their presence at this fascist rally:

The Toronto Police Service is defending two TPS members who posed with their uniforms and vehicles for a group photo with a far-right mayoral candidate known for espousing pro-police, white nationalist and neo-Nazi talking points. “We get asked countless times a day to pose for photos with members of the public and that’s what they were doing.” said Mark Pugash, Director of Corporate Communications for TPS. “This was just a job.”

Well, now. Doesn’t that sound exactly like what the OG Nazis said during their trials at Nürnberg?

Why yes, it does!

Of course, it’s a good thing that wee Faith isn’t actually the mayor of Toronto just yet, because this sort of thing could prove massively embarrassing for the department:

Goldy, who has frequently participated in violent far-right demonstrations, announced her candidacy a year after being fired by The Rebel. That termination is widely believed to have occurred in response to her guest appearance on a neo-Nazi podcast and comments she made around the deadly protests in Charlottesville, North Carolina. A YouTube video shows Goldy proudly using the ’14 Words’ a slogan commonly used by Neo-Nazis and white supremacists.

Goldy’s mayoral platform includes a call to reinstate the TPS ‘guns and gangs’ (TAVIS) task force, an increase to police funding, a reinstatement of the controversial carding practice and the forced eviction of refugees from community housing. Her campaign’s slogan is ‘Make Toronto Safe Again’.

The reinstatement of TAVIS and the practices of carding are platforms shared with current premier Doug Ford. Goldy and Ford have been pictured together at events. Ford also used a variation or allusion to the ’14 words’ in his June 7, 2018 victory speech. The Goldy campaign event took place in Premier Ford’s neighborhood.

So of course the cops turned out to “protect” her from a “credible threat to public safety” that didn’t actually materialize. She’s making a big show of sucking up to them for a reason, and it’s not because she’s some defenceless little woman constantly being menaced by “thugs”. She’s in no real danger of anything except being laughed at and losing her bid for public office (which she frankly deserves, just for the above-mentioned policies alone). No, the real reason for this photo is a lot more disturbing than what Mark Pugash is trying to sell to the public.

Cop-hugging is an age-old neo-Nazi practice. It’s been going on ever since the day the OG Nazi party died (and the US CIA started importing their old torturers to teach them those unholy techniques). It resurfaced here in Ontario during the 1980s and -90s, when the Nazi skinhead movement was mobilizing for its big breakout, and the Heritage Front was sidling up to the Reform Party (which has since been rolled into the federal Conservative party). It also came to public light after an infamous incident in Sacramento, California, where neo-Nazis tipped the police off to anti-fascist counter-demonstrators, resulting in mass arrests.

So no, this photo is NOT innocent. It has a purpose, and that purpose is to threaten the anti-fascists who will not only be voting against Goldy in the elections, but turning out to protest her wherever the hell she shows her insincere face. It is to threaten people who turn up to speak out against her with arrest…simply for showing up and speaking out.

In short, it’s a threat against actual freedom of speech.

I keep having to bring up the story my late grandpa used to tell, about how the Gestapo called him up on the carpet because he dared to complain that you couldn’t get decent shoes in Germany anymore since that shitty Austrian PFC came to power. And how they threatened not only him, but his four children, and his wife who got a Mother’s Cross just for having those kids. The Nazis didn’t just kill Jews and other ethnic undesirables; they also killed ordinary Germans who didn’t fall silently and obediently into line. The silencing tactic worked on my grandpa, and he was NOT an easy man to shut up, so that should tell you something.

Do I want Canada to turn into the sort of place where people get hauled to the cop shop just for speaking their minds against the ruling party? HELL NO. This country fought a war against that very shit. My dad immigrated here after war’s end because he wanted to live in a decent place where immigrants got a fair chance. My mom, who was a refugee to Germany from Yugoslavia in the dying year of the war, also did so.

I am a child of immigration, and a proud anti-fascist for that very reason. We are a country where immigrants, refugees and ethnic minorities are not forced (anymore!) to assimilate in order to integrate. If I don’t get stopped by cops just for the color of my skin or for not speaking English, then neither should anyone else.

And no, the police’s “just doing our job” excuse will not wash, either. If it didn’t wash at Nürnberg in 1945-6, it should never do so anywhere, anytime, ever again.

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Music for a Sunday: Another one for Milo Yiannopoulos

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Wank of the Summer of ’18:

And if you didn’t read that whole wall-o-text, I don’t blame you. But fortunately, I found a translation of that into plain English, and it’s even been set to a rather catchy tune. Here you go, Milo…

And don’t ever say (again) that nobody did anything for you, ‘kay?

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Q. How impeachable is Donnie, really?

A: A helluva lot more than even I knew. Really:

And so’s Mikey Pence, because he’s complicit up to his beady little eyeballs:

Unfortunately for Pence — but fortunately for everyone in America who likes women’s rights, their gay uncle Sal, and R-rated movies — his future looks bleak as well. It’s not just Trump who should be worried about his connections to Paul Manafort, or indeed, to the occurrences at Trump Tower or during the transition period between Obama’s presidency and Trump’s.

Now reporters are looking back in time.

According to a New York Times article that ran more than two years ago — as in, while we were all looking, but had no idea what we were seeing yet — Pence was literally hand-picked by Paul Manafort, the former campaign manager whose guilty verdict on 8 counts will combine with whatever he’s sentenced to after next month’s second trial against him for a rather lengthy prison stay.

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What’s more, although the news has gone relatively silent on Pence since Trump’s high crimes and misdemeanors have taken center stage, there has been talk since the beginning of the Trump presidency of what Mike Pence knew and when he knew it — and whether or not Pence lied in the case of what former adviser General Michael Flynn had told the campaign.

Pence picked by Manafort? The guy just found guilty on eight criminal charges? Yup. Which means that Mikey is impeachable as hell, too.

Like said earlier today: Impeach Drumpf. Impeach Pence. Keep impeaching. Lock the motherfucker up. And the vice-motherfucker, too. Keep locking until they’re ALL locked up. Because they’re a crime syndicate from toppum to bottomus.

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LOCK HIM UP!

Finally, some actual talk about Donnie’s impeachment? Sure sounds that way:

Damn the stockmarkets, they’re all bubbles anyway. The whole world knows it. They have nothing to do with the REAL economy, which is suffering worldwide. Impeach the motherfucker, impeach the vice-motherfucker, impeach them all, and lock them ALL up.

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Old hash dealer sets up snitch site for prudish parents

Shades of Mike Fucking Harris’s welfare fraud hotline…and the HarpoCons’ Barbaric Cultural Practices snitchline, eh? Yeah, Dougie thought all that fuckin’ bullshit was a fantastic idea, so now he plans to introduce something similar…for outing teachers who dare to keep step with modern times:

The Ontario government is launching a snitch site for parents to lodge complaints against teachers they believe aren’t following provincial curriculum.

In a press release issued Wednesday, Premier Doug Ford warned teachers against teaching the 2015 sex-ed curriculum the Progressive Conservatives repealed in July.

“We expect our teachers, principals and school board officials to fulfill their obligations to parents and children when it comes to what our students learn in the classroom,” he said.

“We will not tolerate anybody using our children as pawns for grandstanding and political games. And, make no mistake, if we find somebody failing to do their job, we will act.”

Can you believe the chutzpah? The biggest political grandstanders and game-players here are none other than the not-so-Progressive Conservatives of Ontario, who apparently think it should be a parent’s right to keep their children in the dark about issues that can’t be simply legislated under the rug any longer. And they are more than happy to bully any teacher who dares stand up to them.

And guess who the pawns are? Yup…KIDS. Not just those of regressive Conservatives (yes, I know, that is redundant), but everyone else, as well. Including the progressive majority of Ontario parents, who did NOT vote for this old drug dealer. (What’s that? You FORGOT that Dougie used to deal hash in the parking lots of Etobicoke to actual schoolkids? Well, have a little memory refresher.)

And of course, this is a done (pardon the pun, which is fully intended) deal. No haggling allowed:

Neither the premier nor Education Minister Lisa Thompson were made available for questions or interviews.

That’s probably because they have no bullshit-free answers to offer to the press, whom they’ve already declared to be the enemies of the Conservatives people.

So, what does their harebrained nincompoopery plan consist of? Well, a slight (but still outdated) refinement on the old curriculum, plus a little extra:

Until now the government said it would rely on the sex-ed curriculum from 1998. However, the government has now put forth a revised version of that curriculum, which was updated in 2010.

As part of a plan to ensure teachers only use the older sex-ed curriculum, the government unveiled a complaints website for parents — branded fortheparents.ca — and reminded them of other ways to complain about teachers both online and over the phone with the Ontario College of Teachers.

Yeah, that’s going to work out great. I foresee a buttload of crank phone calls, and a DOS attack on the planned website.

That is, if Dougie ever manages to scratch up the funding for this dumbass boondoggle.

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Jordan Peterson, crap entomologist

Is there any science that this loser lobster can’t twist out of shape in the service of white Christian capitalism and its outdated social hierarchies? No, apparently not. Today, it’s entomology, and it’s ants in particular that have caught his all-too-fertile imagination.

And of course, he gets them dreadfully wrong. Just as he does social structures in general, and human social structures in particular.

Just wait till he learns that all the ants in any given colony, with the exception of the drones (whose only job is to mate with the queen) are FEMALE. And that all those female ants, with the exception of the queen, are INCELS. Yes, that’s right, Jordy…your worker ants are all females who don’t get no luvvin’. Enforced monogamy NOW!

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Down goes Cohen!

Ladies and gentlemen (and nonbinary folks too), we got him:

And yes, Donnie is likely to go down with him. He doesn’t even need to sing to Robert Mueller; he’s come right out and pointed the finger at none other than Donnie himself:

Michael Cohen, President Trump’s former personal lawyer and fixer, has pleaded guilty to eight counts in federal court in New York, federal prosecutors announced Tuesday evening.

They include five counts of tax evasion, one count of falsifying submissions to a bank and two counts involving unlawful campaign contributions.

Cohen’s conduct “reflects a pattern of lies and dishonesty over a significant period of time,” said Robert Khuzami, deputy U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York, outside the federal courthouse in Manhattan.

The counts related to campaign finance violations involved payments that were made to keep two women quiet during the campaign, Khuzami said, noting that Cohen was “repaid at the direction of the candidate.”

Read that last phrase again: “…repaid at the direction of the candidate.”

No, seriously. Read it aloud: “…repaid at the direction of the candidate.”

Okay. Now that the operative, incriminating phrase has had a chance to marinate and sink in, let’s read the next paragraph:

Khuzami noted that Cohen was repaid by the campaign with invoices for “services rendered.” Those “invoices were a sham,” Khuzami said. They were “merely reimbursement for illegal campaign contributions.”

Right, kids, you know the drill. Reread that last phrase in the quotes: “…merely reimbursement for illegal campaign contributions.”

Got that? No? Again, aloud: “…merely reimbursement for illegal campaign contributions.”

Got it now?

Yes, kiddies, that’s right: Donnie’s gonna go down for (among other things) CAMPAIGN FINANCE IRREGULARITIES. Oh sorry, I meant to say VIOLATIONS.

And he’s going to go down for using his campaign war chest as a slush fund for paying off his former ladyfriends (snurk) and oh gawd, it’s gonna be heeeeee-larious. Because now, not only are those women no longer a dirty little secret (as he was trying to pay them to be), but neither is the fact that Donnie was using his hardcore stupid hard-working followers’ hard-won money to pay those mistresses off so that the scandals wouldn’t dog his campaign.

And now, here he is, squatting impotently in the White House, unable to get laid to save his life do anything but hold Nürnberg-style rallies and go golfing. When he’s not bitching out Melania and terrorizing poor little Barron, of course.

Sucks to be YOU, Donnie…and it’s about to suck even harder. Ha, ha.

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Music for a Sunday: What would Joan Jett do?

She’d get together with Blondie’s own Debbie Harry and make beautiful feminist music that kicks fascist ass! What else?

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