Music for a Sunday: One for Brett Kavanaugh

You can save the explanations, dude…you are so fucked.

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Donnie’s “coffee boy” gets jail time

Hey! Remember George Papadopoulos, whom Donnie once called “the coffee boy” and whose actual role in his campaign he tried to play down? Well, that “coffee boy” is about to do time…for lying to the FBI:

Mind you, it’s only 14 days, because he’s only Donnie’s covfefe boy. But Mueller has bigger fish lined up and about to bite the bait, so small fry gets small time. Still, this is the third Dirty Donnie boy to go down in the last two weeks. And the clock is tick, tick, ticking away on him. STILL.

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Anominous.

Doo doo doo doo doo…

Donnie’s coke habit must be catching up to him. Either that, or his dentures are falling out. Either way, the plaid-shirted young guy right behind him is the real star of this show.

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Why Donnie is flipping out (even more than usual) lately

Why? Because it’s a day of the week ending in “day”, and yet another believable but unflattering book about him is now in print. This one, from Bob Woodward — the Republican half of the journalistic tag-team that exposed the criminality of the Nixon White House in the early 1970s. It’s probably not meant to be sensational, but it is. And oh my load, the things it reveals. Jeff Waldorf breaks it down in brief:

The most stunning revelation, for me, is the one where Donnie thinks the “worst fucking mistake” he ever made was to denounce the neo-Nazis and KKKers after Charlottesville. This only under intense public pressure, mind you — and all because a vehicular assassin ran down a group of antifascist demonstrators and killed Heather Heyer. Somehow, I doubt that Donnie regrets the “very fine people” bit, at least insofar as it refers to Nazis.

I honestly wish I could say any of this surprised me, but not a bit of it does, not even THAT part. I’m more than willing to believe the worst of Donnie, because I know what kind of an egotistical ass-Nazi he is. But, unbelievably, there are still MAGAts out there who think he can do no wrong. He could be caught with a dead kid, naked and face-down, on the floor in front of him, his own pants down, a huge boner and a pot of Vaseline at the ready, and those people would still say he was their god-emperor.

SAD.

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Fascist idiots burn shoes for nothing

These people. Ye Gods. They are SO stupid. If it weren’t for all the privilege they’re soaking in (as Jeff Waldorf points out so neatly above), they’d literally die of their own idiocy. I mean, just LOOK at these clowns:

Not only are they destroying their own socks and shorts — presumably long since bought and paid for — they’re also literally setting their own feet on fire:

Honestly, even the satire isn’t funny anymore. In fact, it’s starting to sound alarmingly like real news. And all because right-wingers would rather tear up their own money — the money they’re always telling us they worked SO hard to earn — in order to score a few cheesy political points. And of course, as with so many other wingnut schemes, it’s a total own-goal.

Not only are these asshats no brighter than all the fascists of yesteryear who thought that burning books would somehow make unwelcome newfangled ideas also go up in smoke, they’re even dumber than all those other bozos (or were they the same bozos?) who destroyed their environmentally-unfriendly coffee machines after Keurig offended their snowflakey sensibilities. Or those idiots who converted their ugly-ass diesel trucks into even MORE fuel-inefficient monstrosities, out of some obscure belief that it’s a great way to give the fuck-finger to anyone who actually cares about clean air.

Saaaay, that gives me an idea…

Hey fascists! How about REALLY showing your patriotism by simply boycotting breathing? After all, doesn’t it offend you to have to share the world’s precious oxygen with all those nasty-wasty non-white people who take a knee when the national anthem plays? Come on, pwn all of us commie-pinko socialists and antifa racist-punchers by giving up the very air that you breathe. I know you can do it. You know you want to.

Just DO it.

PS: Turns out that the guy setting his own shoes on fire while still wearing them was just a satirist commenting on the stupidity of it all. Glad he’s okay, but sorry for whoever those burned feet in the stock photo he used belonged to!

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Music for a Sunday: Not just a link in anybody’s chain

Ladies and gents, the Queen:

Rest well, great lady.

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Alex Jones whacks off to WHAT???

And gets caught for it:

And makes crap excuses for it, too:

Yeah, NO. Porn pop-ups never appear on a computer, or a phone, or anywhere, UNLESS YOU’RE ON AN ACTUAL PORN SITE. You have to be actively looking for porn in order for it to find you. It doesn’t just grow legs and walk on over to you all by itself. Especially not if it’s something as specific as transgender porn.

This was no accident. Alex was looking at that particular video on purpose, and probably whacking off to it, too. Which is his prerogative, of course — hey, you do you, booboo, but you don’t get to walk away from this and pretend you’re an innocent lamb who stumbled onto this niche porn just by logging onto a smartphone. There are trans people getting killed all over the US of Amnesia because of guys like Alex Jones and the transphobic crapaganda they spew. I wouldn’t be surprised if at least a few killers of trans women, in particular, turn out to be Alex Jones fans who, like their clay-footed idol, are secretly attracted to the very people they claim to hate.

The last thing trans people need is to be fetishized by crack-brained bastards who would rather kill them than admit that trans people are PEOPLE, period. And while trans porn isn’t exactly doing the trans community any favors, the real fault lies not with the supply, but the DEMAND. Trans porn wouldn’t exist if there weren’t any consumers for it. And the consumers, in this case, are extremely dangerous…and their fetishistic hate is being fed by other consumers. Consumers like, oh, say, ALEX JONES.

Yes, it IS funny that Alex got caught with his pants down and a stupid look on his face. And yes, this IS a comeuppance that he has long had coming. Ridicule is a potent weapon against crapaganda, so I’m glad Alex is getting laughed at for his hypocrisy. He’s getting cut down to size, and that can only be a good thing. I’m laughing at him too, but at the same time, I’m mindful that the trans community is vulnerable and in need of all the allies they can get. I doubt very much that porn will help them find those allies. If anything, it caters to their closet-case enemies, as this instance has shown.

Alex Jones is no friend of trans people. I’m glad that he’s no longer on YouTube. Now, he needs to get out of all media altogether. And think long and hard about what he’s doing with his life.

That is, if all that lead in his snake-oil pills hasn’t eaten too much of his brain.

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Proud Boys: Proud to be Nazis?

Sure smells that way:

This post has since been taken down, and little wonder.

As a German, I have to say I’m utterly insulted by this shameful bullshit. I am an antifascist, as I said yesterday, for reasons good. I’m proud to be AGAINST this shit. I’m not “repressed”, much less a “descendant of people who committed an efficient genocide”.

This shit is NOTHING to be proud of; Nazism is Germany’s greatest historical shame. There is a reason why an entire generation of German schoolkids didn’t learn about the holocaust, and why now, it’s being taught as an embarrassment.

And the only reason these guys don’t see it that way is because most of them are Anglos, and those guys have yet to fully face their own shame…namely, that THEIR genocides (of indigenous people in the Americas, and of black people in South Africa and the US deep south) were the actual models for Hitler’s vile extermination program. Maybe THAT’s what they’re “proud” of?

I think they all need to find new hobbies. Screaming names of cereals while being punched out by the rest of their gang just isn’t cutting it, as far as using their fuckin’ brains goes. Maybe, if they used their heads for something besides punching bags and wig-stands for bad haircuts, they’d realize that German neo-Nazi marches against war refugees are NOTHING to be proud of.

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Cops Behaving Badly: Toronto Police’s Nazi Nürnberg moment

Pedant alert: Should read “Die Übermenschen”. The definite article in German is not only singular/plural, but also gendered — masculine, feminine or neuter — and also subject to declension. This concludes today’s free German lesson.

(Also, these are not actual Übermenschen, but just some depressingly ordinary Menschen. This concludes today’s interjection by Frau Kapitän Selbstverständlich. Meep!)

Isn’t this a lovely photo? Just goes to show you who supports actual, no-kidding fascism in the city of Toronto. A bunch of predictably unsexy dudes (taking time to brush off the Cheeto dust and crawl out of Mom’s basement just for the day), a bunch of other boring schlepps who also think they’re somehow a Master Race™, the neo-Nazi mayoral candidate Faith Fucking Goldy, and oh yeah: the police. Who made the following excuse for their presence at this fascist rally:

The Toronto Police Service is defending two TPS members who posed with their uniforms and vehicles for a group photo with a far-right mayoral candidate known for espousing pro-police, white nationalist and neo-Nazi talking points. “We get asked countless times a day to pose for photos with members of the public and that’s what they were doing.” said Mark Pugash, Director of Corporate Communications for TPS. “This was just a job.”

Well, now. Doesn’t that sound exactly like what the OG Nazis said during their trials at Nürnberg?

Why yes, it does!

Of course, it’s a good thing that wee Faith isn’t actually the mayor of Toronto just yet, because this sort of thing could prove massively embarrassing for the department:

Goldy, who has frequently participated in violent far-right demonstrations, announced her candidacy a year after being fired by The Rebel. That termination is widely believed to have occurred in response to her guest appearance on a neo-Nazi podcast and comments she made around the deadly protests in Charlottesville, North Carolina. A YouTube video shows Goldy proudly using the ’14 Words’ a slogan commonly used by Neo-Nazis and white supremacists.

Goldy’s mayoral platform includes a call to reinstate the TPS ‘guns and gangs’ (TAVIS) task force, an increase to police funding, a reinstatement of the controversial carding practice and the forced eviction of refugees from community housing. Her campaign’s slogan is ‘Make Toronto Safe Again’.

The reinstatement of TAVIS and the practices of carding are platforms shared with current premier Doug Ford. Goldy and Ford have been pictured together at events. Ford also used a variation or allusion to the ’14 words’ in his June 7, 2018 victory speech. The Goldy campaign event took place in Premier Ford’s neighborhood.

So of course the cops turned out to “protect” her from a “credible threat to public safety” that didn’t actually materialize. She’s making a big show of sucking up to them for a reason, and it’s not because she’s some defenceless little woman constantly being menaced by “thugs”. She’s in no real danger of anything except being laughed at and losing her bid for public office (which she frankly deserves, just for the above-mentioned policies alone). No, the real reason for this photo is a lot more disturbing than what Mark Pugash is trying to sell to the public.

Cop-hugging is an age-old neo-Nazi practice. It’s been going on ever since the day the OG Nazi party died (and the US CIA started importing their old torturers to teach them those unholy techniques). It resurfaced here in Ontario during the 1980s and -90s, when the Nazi skinhead movement was mobilizing for its big breakout, and the Heritage Front was sidling up to the Reform Party (which has since been rolled into the federal Conservative party). It also came to public light after an infamous incident in Sacramento, California, where neo-Nazis tipped the police off to anti-fascist counter-demonstrators, resulting in mass arrests.

So no, this photo is NOT innocent. It has a purpose, and that purpose is to threaten the anti-fascists who will not only be voting against Goldy in the elections, but turning out to protest her wherever the hell she shows her insincere face. It is to threaten people who turn up to speak out against her with arrest…simply for showing up and speaking out.

In short, it’s a threat against actual freedom of speech.

I keep having to bring up the story my late grandpa used to tell, about how the Gestapo called him up on the carpet because he dared to complain that you couldn’t get decent shoes in Germany anymore since that shitty Austrian PFC came to power. And how they threatened not only him, but his four children, and his wife who got a Mother’s Cross just for having those kids. The Nazis didn’t just kill Jews and other ethnic undesirables; they also killed ordinary Germans who didn’t fall silently and obediently into line. The silencing tactic worked on my grandpa, and he was NOT an easy man to shut up, so that should tell you something.

Do I want Canada to turn into the sort of place where people get hauled to the cop shop just for speaking their minds against the ruling party? HELL NO. This country fought a war against that very shit. My dad immigrated here after war’s end because he wanted to live in a decent place where immigrants got a fair chance. My mom, who was a refugee to Germany from Yugoslavia in the dying year of the war, also did so.

I am a child of immigration, and a proud anti-fascist for that very reason. We are a country where immigrants, refugees and ethnic minorities are not forced (anymore!) to assimilate in order to integrate. If I don’t get stopped by cops just for the color of my skin or for not speaking English, then neither should anyone else.

And no, the police’s “just doing our job” excuse will not wash, either. If it didn’t wash at Nürnberg in 1945-6, it should never do so anywhere, anytime, ever again.

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Music for a Sunday: Another one for Milo Yiannopoulos

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Wank of the Summer of ’18:

And if you didn’t read that whole wall-o-text, I don’t blame you. But fortunately, I found a translation of that into plain English, and it’s even been set to a rather catchy tune. Here you go, Milo…

And don’t ever say (again) that nobody did anything for you, ‘kay?

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