Author Archives: Sabina Becker

Wankers of the Week: The Massacre of Bowling Green, Part D’oh

Posted on February 10, 2017 by Sabina Becker

Crappy weekend, everyone! And welcome to the ongoing terror that is the Massacre That Never Happened. But hey! Who needs facts when you’ve got “alternatives”, right? Better to go through life dumb, scared, and paranoid out of your skull than … Continue reading →

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Nazis: Too stupid to live? You be the judge.

Posted on February 10, 2017 by Sabina Becker

So there’s this young guy in Georgia whose terrorist plot blew up in his face — alas, only figuratively — when this happened: William Christopher Gibbs, a white supremacist from Georgia, drove himself to the hospital after exposing himself to … Continue reading →

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Wear the Bern!

Posted on February 8, 2017 by Sabina Becker

Meet the latest unlikely fashion icon: Yes, it’s Bernie Sanders. And his reaction to the Balenciaga “Bernie” line is adorable and priceless. And wow! Who knew that I was so fashion-forward? I’ve been wearing ratty old oversized sweats and hoodies … Continue reading →

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Thanks a lot, Trudizzle.

Posted on February 7, 2017 by Sabina Becker

Can you believe this guy? Get a load of our Dear Prime Minister’s lame excuse-making flawless reasoning for deciding to keep the old first-past-the-post system so many of us are disgruntled with… Trudeau never liked proportional representation. While these types … Continue reading →

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Is Der Drumpf illiterate?

Posted on February 7, 2017 by Sabina Becker

David Pakman sure seems to think so… …and he’s got me wondering as much, myself. Now, I’m not sure who “the Canadian police” he’s referring to are. Is it a police force in a specific Canadian city, e.g. Toronto? A … Continue reading →

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Music for a Sunday: Der Drumpf sings!

Posted on February 5, 2017 by Sabina Becker

He LOVES the poorly educated, y’all! (Because who else would knowingly vote for him?) And don’t forget this classic, which makes a helluva lot more sense than actually hearing him jabber:

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Wankers of the Week: The Massacre of Bowling Green

Posted on February 3, 2017 by Sabina Becker

Crappy weekend, everyone! And hats off to whoever photoshopped that old book cover. It’s little wonder that the original is selling out all over the Internet, because President Gas is President Gas again. And nobody even likes Big Brother. And … Continue reading →

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Bananas.

Posted on February 3, 2017 by Sabina Becker

Q. How stupid are Brexit voters’ reasons for voting Brexit? A. THIS stupid. “It was bananas what did it for you?” Yes, really. Bananas — one straight one — apparently convinced this woman to throw her vote away on an … Continue reading →

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The Madness of King Don

Posted on February 2, 2017 by Sabina Becker

Many years ago, I saw a movie. It was full of Pink Floyd songs, and it was all about a troubled, alienated little boy whose father died fighting the Nazis in World War II. Everything that happened to him was … Continue reading →

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Heroes for Today: Seb Dance, MEP

Posted on February 1, 2017 by Sabina Becker

So, this happened in the EuroParliament. Nigel Fucking Farage, while wearing his “Trump” lapel pin and pontificating his arse off, got punked by a quietly badass guy with a sign: That guy is Seb Dance, a British Labour MEP. He … Continue reading →

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