Author Archives: Sabina Becker

Donnie’s “big announcement” is bigly pathetic

Hey! Did you hear that Donnie Drumpf had some big announcement or other that he was going to make? Well, he’s finally made it, and…it’s a wet fart. Ben Meiselas has the breakdown (and the laughably sad photos, too): I … Continue reading

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Freedummies are bad drivers, says least surprising news of the day

The Rational National breaks down something I’ve suspected for as long as I’ve seen loonmobiles covered in InfoWars stickers on the road. Namely, that people with a fanatical anti-vaccination attitude are shitty drivers: During the summer of 2021, Canadian researchers … Continue reading

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Boer boor gets booers at bootlicker’s show

Emma Vigeland and Co. on the Majority Report dissect what went down at Dave Chappelle’s “comedy” show the other night. (Note the quotes — as usual, there for a reason.) Sounds like a good time was had by almost none … Continue reading

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Whom is the Salvation Army really saving? (and other uncharitable schemes)

It’s that time of year again, and a YouTuber who often researches shady businesses has some bad news for you good folks, about those bell-ringers with the little red buckets: Yup, the Salvation Army has not learned much from the … Continue reading

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Right-wing terrorists target queer people, oppress whole communities

Hey! Remember when the participants at a certain right-wing convention in the US of Amnesia put up a banner reading “We Are All Domestic Terrorists”? Pepperidge Farm remembers: Anyhow. Looks like that actually wasn’t a joke, even if it was … Continue reading

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Margie’s fartastic return to the tweeter

Y’okay. Before I get to today’s (stupid) story, here’s a little snippet — a rare moment of levity from one of my all-time favorite movies, just to set the tone for y’all: Now. Why is this important? Uh, because Marjorie … Continue reading

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Down go the Oath Keepers!

Ben Meiselas breaks down today’s verdicts in the sedition case against the Oath Keepers, and it’s a doozer with far-reaching repercussions — and not just for the defendants proper: As Ben says, it’s been a slow and gradual, and very … Continue reading

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Music for a Sunday: Excuse me while I say Happy Birthday to this guy

Aldo Nova pays tribute to Jimi Hendrix on what would have been the latter’s 80th birthday, with a song inspired by Jimi’s revolutionary guitar style. Writes Nova: “Happy Birthday, Jimi!!! Today, Jimi Hendrix would’ve been 80 years old. I made … Continue reading

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Missing Link relieved that mass-murdering son at least isn’t gay

Srsly. You have to see this to believe it, and even then, you might not believe a word of it. David Doel has the deets: And here’s a snip from the Daily Beast: Aldrich, Brink, and Aldrich’s mother, Laura Voepel, … Continue reading

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Facebook won’t fact-check Donnie, but it WILL fact-check li’l ol’ me.

Farron Cousins has a bombshell for us, one that should make everyone furious. And it certainly bugs ME: …because I’m just a common nobody, with no influence to speak of, much less power to spread false news to detrimental effect. … Continue reading

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