Category Archives: El NarcoPresidente

F.U. DEA, CIA, FBI…

El Ecuadorable, as usual, ain’t mincin’ no words… The President of Ecuador, Rafael Correa, assured on Saturday that his country will absolutely not lose anything with the departure of the US military from the anti-drug airbase at Manta.In his weekly … Continue reading

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Colombian police fire on indigenous people

Story from Radio Mundial, Venezuela: Two indigenous were killed and five more injured on Tuesday in an incident at the beginning of a large march on a road in southern Colombia. The incident occurred at the beginning of a national … Continue reading

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Glass houses, Señor Rosales…

What’s that saying about not throwing stones again? Looks like someone who’s been doing it to Chavecito just broke more than a few of his own windows… Parliamentarian Mario Isea, president of the National Assembly commission investigating the coup plots … Continue reading

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Colombia: Bestest democracy EVAR.

Aporrea reports, I translate…and after that, I shut up, because there simply are no words. Jorge Iván Laverde Zapata, alias “El Iguano”, ex-chief of the AUC paramilitaries, in the department of Norte de Santander, said that his men incinerated their … Continue reading

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Colombia: “Democratic security” in action

Via Colombia’s Caracol Radio website, a rare (for Caracol) moment of honesty about what Alvaro Uribe’s paramilitary minions are really up to: Paramilitary groups have reached a level of degradation so high that in some cases, they filmed the tortures … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin: Snubbed in Paraguay

So, the Lipstick Pig Woman got out her presidential kneepads for a certain Paraguayan ex-bishop. Only, sadly (or rather, happily–for him!), Fernando Lugo told her to keep ’em and her lipstick to herself: Paraguay President Fernando Lugo, while attending both … Continue reading

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Finally, Juan Forero commits something akin to journalism…

…with a lengthy piece on the parapolitical murders in Colombia.Too bad I beat him to the punch. More than once, I might add.And even worse, he still doesn’t connect all this to Alvaro Uribe, let alone Washington. The most he’ll … Continue reading

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Letters from the Evil Dead

Strange things dead paramilitaries write…and stranger things they reveal. From Aporrea, a little note that will make you believe that there IS life after death, especially for crime and scandal in Colombia: The ex-colonel of Colombian police, Danilo Gonzalez, who … Continue reading

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El Narco’s gonna want him dead

Hebert Veloza, formerly known as “HH”, in the hands of the Colombian authorities. From Aporrea, a shocking revelation by a Colombian paramilitary leader, one that will surely put “El Doptor Varito” in an awkward position (as if he could get … Continue reading

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Chavecito, humbled? Ha, ha, ha!

Not according to Iran’s PressTV, he ain’t… Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez has called the Colombian Defense Minister ‘a warmonger’, urging President Alvaro Uribe to dismiss him.Two days after the two leaders met and agreed on improving their diplomatic relations, Chavez … Continue reading

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