Category Archives: Men Who Just Don’t Get It

Milo’s throne gets no bids on eBay

Oh my, how the whitey hath fallen: There really isn’t anything to say to this except WOMP womp!

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Why so sensitive, Dougie?

I mean hey…you wanted to find “efficiencies” so that things could be cut, right? You big, fat SNOWFLAKE, Dougie. Can’t take the heat? Get out of the fucking kitchen. Nobody wants you there anyway. A majority of Ontarians didn’t elect … Continue reading

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Bernie Kerik rears his head…again

Oh lord. Did he ever remove that shiny thing from his rear, to begin with? Yeah, I’m gonna go with nope. I’m also going to gently remind you that Bernie Fucking Kerik carried on with not one, but TWO women … Continue reading

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Does Tucker Carlson have a man-crush?

I dunno, but I think he might… Eeeeeewwwwwwwww. Yeah, this is one of those moments where you go “WTF, straight people?” even though you are a straight person. Of course, I don’t expect Bowtie Boy to understand this, because he’s … Continue reading

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In God(dess) We Trust

Thom Hartmann drops a truth-bomb (several, actually) on an insistent right-wing Christianist who can’t stop spewing inane talking points: Hail Columbia! Yes, that’s right, she’s an invented, Roman-style goddess who appears all over the place (and even on dollar coins … Continue reading

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Maxine Waters crushes a cockroach

And his name is Steve Fucking Mnuchin: Some people have Backpfeifengesicht (a punchable face); Mnunchin has Schuhwerfenkopf (a little German compoundword I just coined, meaning a head you’d like to throw shoes at; Dubya Bush was/is a prime example of … Continue reading

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Donnie poses for selfies with alleged massage parlor madam

Be it known that I say “alleged” only for legal reasons here. My mind is pretty made up as to what sort of person this woman is already: I mean, a gold, rhinestone-encrusted MAGA clutch purse? That is one tacky-ass … Continue reading

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Gammon’s latest pathetic bid for attention

Hooboy. Strap yourselves in tight, folks, and have your barf bags ready, because it’s about to get awful cringey out there: Hu-URP! BllllURKH! Ptui! ‘scuse me. I just had a little something in my mouth there. I feel much better … Continue reading

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“Unemployable” white supremacist files suit, gets employed again

Yes, that’s our (proud) boy, showing his whole ass. Something he loves to do, and often. (Stuffing things up it, too…but no homo, bro.) And here’s another instance of him showing his whole ass, which landed in my inbox courtesy … Continue reading

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Alex Jones is losing it.

Well, in a manner of speaking. If you ask me, he never had much of a grip on it in the first place. But this is bad enough that David Pakman thought it worth commenting on: As for me, if … Continue reading

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