Category Archives: Morticia! You Spoke French!

More people who need to just fuck off NOW, if you please

Posted on November 21, 2008 by Sabina Becker

1. Focus on the Fuckery. They showed their “family values” by spending moocho dinero on Proposition Hate. Now they’re laying off staff. I should be grateful, I suppose, that they aren’t converging on Washington in private LearJets to beg for … Continue reading →

Scary Thought #12: Would you hit it?

Posted on October 27, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, head honcho at the International Monetary Fund. So studly, no? There are some things no honorable woman would do for love, let alone money. Which means that a certain Hungarian blonde is no honorable woman. But then again, … Continue reading →

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Letters from the Evil Dead

Posted on August 11, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Strange things dead paramilitaries write…and stranger things they reveal. From Aporrea, a little note that will make you believe that there IS life after death, especially for crime and scandal in Colombia: The ex-colonel of Colombian police, Danilo Gonzalez, who … Continue reading →

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Brigitte Bardot, phoquez-vous!

Posted on June 3, 2008 by Sabina Becker

I’m always amazed that the same people who bawl over baby seals in some other part of the world have so little regard left over for abused humanity coming to their own shores. Take (please!) the example of Brigitte Bardot, … Continue reading →

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Bzzzzzzzzzzzz–STING!!!

Posted on May 30, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Remember all those stories about mysteriously dying honeybee populations? Looks like we’ve got the cause of Colony Collapse Disorder all figured out, kiddies. Or at least, one very unsurprising chief suspect: Germany has banned a family of pesticides that are … Continue reading →

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L’affaire Couillard–c’est le Maxime!

Posted on May 27, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Ah oui, cher(e) ami(e), Tante Bina a trouvé beaucoup d’histoires bien scandaleuses pour toi!Ahem. En anglais:Maxime Bernier, our beleaguered and blundering foreign-affairs minister, has finally resigned. The reason? His ex-girlfriend, the erstwhile biker babe Julie Couillard, is in fact something … Continue reading →

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Don’t breathe the air, don’t drink the water…

Posted on May 10, 2008 by Sabina Becker

…and whatever you do, don’t eat the fuckin’ burgers. You never know what could be in ’em, especially at the rate inspections are going. The Bush administration on Friday urged a federal appeals court to stop meatpackers from testing all … Continue reading →

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On behalf of all Canadians, I apologize…

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Sabina Becker

…for the rude, snotty dickweed we have for a prime minister. Canadians are a polite lot in general, but you’d never know it to look at our PM. The Harper Index, a progressive news site that follows the foibles of … Continue reading →

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Sacrebleu de merde! What is this?

Posted on April 30, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Oh, it’s just France kissing both the dimpled cheeks of Chavecito…again. France’s top diplomat sought help from Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez on Wednesday to press for the liberation of rebel-held hostages in Colombia.Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner is aiming at restarting … Continue reading →

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They were accomplices, so they had it coming

Posted on April 16, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Yep, Alvaro Uribe really IS a lawless, psychopathic little thug. Get a load of his latest bons mots: Colombian President Alvaro Uribe said Wednesday that he doesn’t regret ordering a cross-border raid on a rebel camp in Ecuador, despite the … Continue reading →