Category Archives: Teh Heterostoopid

Does Tucker Carlson have a man-crush?

I dunno, but I think he might… Eeeeeewwwwwwwww. Yeah, this is one of those moments where you go “WTF, straight people?” even though you are a straight person. Of course, I don’t expect Bowtie Boy to understand this, because he’s … Continue reading

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Cenk Uygur prediction comes true!

And hey howdy, it only took six years for pretty much everything Cenk predicted to come true, and then some: And yes, I am kink-shaming, because this is fucking perverted. “He began to hit me when we engaged in sexual … Continue reading

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The idiotic right-wing freak-out over Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…and Rashida Tlaib

How do you know Donnie’s loyal nitwits are floundering and desperate for any straw to grasp, just to stay afloat? Because the best they can do to discredit one of his fastest-rising progressive critics is to dig up and distort … Continue reading

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Donnie’s followers have manhood issues

…and that’s putting it very politely: And this, conservative men, is why women won’t date you. It’s because you’re trying to overcompensate for your rusty ol’ junk (which in Donnie’s case is a tiny mushroom), and what you’re doing is … Continue reading

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Just Alex Jones, gettin’ froggy wit’ it.

Welp, looks like all those gay-frog chemicals in the water have finally worked. Unfortunately, Alex still isn’t talking about the REAL toxins in the water — namely lead in Flint, Michigan (and in his supplements). Also, I notice he’s not … Continue reading

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How sad and stupid are conservative women?

Really fucking sad and stupid. THIS fucking sad and stupid: But then again, this is the kind of ass-sucking sycophant who would vote for Donnie even though he’s clearly on tape as saying he just grabs ’em by the pussy. … Continue reading

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Diaper Don’s full intellect comes out…

…with Erick Erickson baying in full cry, right behind it: What are these guys, all of 7 years old? Erickson thinks fetuses are “babies” (nope, not before they’re born), and Diaper Don thinks a teenage rape attempt (which is, in … Continue reading

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Elon Musk fucks up…again.

Jesus, what is with this guy? Is he so miffed that his glorified tin can didn’t get used, that he had to go and insult one of a group of legit heroes who legitimately criticized his publicity-grabbing Little Idea? Is … Continue reading

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Who paid off Shera Bechard?

Cenk Uygur follows the money: Supposedly it was Donnie’s fat-cat fundraiser, Elliott Broidy, who paid her off — allegedly to keep an affair (and subsequent abortion) quiet. But who had the affair with her? And why does she have both … Continue reading

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Jordan Peterson, loser lobster

Jordan Peterson is not only none too bright (and thus, mad that he can’t win an argument with a woman, even one without the advanced degrees), he’s also none too strong (and so couldn’t win a fight with one, even … Continue reading

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