Category Archives: Teh Heterostoopid

Jordan Peterson, unoriginal gangster

Posted on May 29, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Seriously. What comes to your mind when you see him dressed in a zoot suit and hat, only to utter his (not-so) Deep Thoughts on kids throwing snowballs and how not being allowed to do so represents the Death of … Continue reading →

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Take a hard seat, Tanya.

Posted on May 12, 2018 by Sabina Becker

If you don’t think the above is an accurate summation of Tanya Granic Allen — the far-right embarrassment recently turfed from the Ontario PC party for being too obviously fascist — then you really need to read her white whine … Continue reading →

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Want a good husband? Don’t marry a conservative. (Redux)

Posted on April 14, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Further to yesterday’s post, here’s a little nugget that came up in my YouTube recommendations this morning: Yeah, how about that Eric Fucking Greitens, eh? Kidnapping, sexual assault, privacy invasion, blackmail…about all he hasn’t done is knock over a liquor … Continue reading →

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Dafuq did I just see?

Posted on January 24, 2018 by Sabina Becker

I’m not at all sure what was going on here at the “Alt”-Right Night of the Walking Damned, but I have my theories… …and my main theory (my conspiracy, allegedly) is that this is pretty much the worst stand-up comedy … Continue reading →

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FUX Snooze can’t report on Donnie’s “affair” with Stormy Daniels? WHY?

Posted on January 18, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Gee, imagine that…FUX Snooze killing a grotty story about a political candidate paying hush money to cover up his affair with a woman whose JOB was humping with random yutzes for the benefit of the wankers of the world and … Continue reading →

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Gavin McInnes is obsessed with Michael Wolff’s sexual orientation, but why?

Posted on January 17, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Correct me if I’m wrong here, folks, but doesn’t this bearded aging hipster dude sound like somebody with…you know, a wide stance? Holy crap, Gavin…obsess much? And funny how it’s always these arch-macho (supposedly) super-straight guys. Alex Fucking Jones is … Continue reading →

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Alex Jones justifies his sexbot purchase

Posted on January 12, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Oh man, you have GOT to hear this: So, basically, Alex just made up a whole new loopy homophobic conspiracy theory…to justify the fact that he spent several thousand dollars on a custom-built robot that can’t say no to him … Continue reading →

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Douchebag Donnie’s seduction technique is…um…

Posted on January 6, 2018 by Sabina Becker

…really rather awful, don’t you think? I mean, just listen to this: Yeah, that’s right…he attempted to pry them away from their husbands by letting them listen in on his speakerphone while he dangled other women in front of the … Continue reading →

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It’s Boxing Day, bitches!

Posted on December 26, 2017 by Sabina Becker

And you know what THAT means? Yup…lots and lots of leftover Xmas stuff on sale. At bargain-basement prices. But you know one thing you probably shouldn’t pick up, unless you’re in need of a really sickly laugh? Yeah, that’s right: … Continue reading →

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Dear right-wingers: Charles Manson is YOUR boy.

Posted on November 22, 2017 by Sabina Becker

There is less difference between these two than you might initially think. So, FUX Snooze has its underoos in a twist because the “once reputable Newsweek” has likened the late, largely unlamented Charles Milles (or Maddox, depending who you ask) … Continue reading →

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