Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Crappy weekend, everyone! And to all my French readers, happy Bastille Day. So, is everyone ready for the revolution? Because there are plenty of people who could stand to lose their heads, assuming they haven’t lost them already. (And with … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about that Higgs boson? Yes, they finally found the elusive “God particle”! What it portends for us mere mortals is yet to be determined. But one thing’s not in doubt: There are still an awful … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And crappy Canada Day tomorrow! Well, how about this week-that-was? Waldo was found, hiding behind some dude’s nipple…but Rob Fucking Ford was a no-show for Pride Week. AGAIN. Thankfully, there was still no shortage of other wankers … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Wow, what a week it’s been for the ladybits. We got vaginas coming out the wazoo everywhere, thanks to some stupid dicks with a big, floppy hate-on. And you know what happens when dicks see vaginas? Yep, … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And to all the dads out there, crappy Father’s Day. Well, wasn’t this the crap-daddy of all weeks for you, too? It was for me. I lost this entire list somewhere between Wednesday and Thursday, so now … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about that Diamond Jubilee…60 years of the blandest possible face on imperialism and the tyranny of the 1%. Gotta hand it to the old lady, she sure knows how to compel taxpayers to throw her … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about that God. I might just have to start believing in the ol’ motherfucker now, because he did, indeed, give us the beginnings of a zombie apocalypse. Braaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiins! Yes, you know it must be true … Continue reading →

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a special Memorial Day weekend shout-out to all my good readers in the US. Ghad, you people have a lot of remembering to do down there in the United States of Amnesia. Fret not, because I … Continue reading →

Crappy Victoria Day weekend, everyone! (Or crappy May Two-Four Weekend, for those not so monarchistically inclined.) Well, how ’bout them bluejays. Saturday’s here again, and where’ve I been? Out in my garden, digging. And out in the woods along the … Continue reading →

Crappy Mother’s Day weekend, everyone! Ever have one of those weeks where you devoutly wish you’d never been born, but it’s too late to crawl back into the mommy-cave? Yeah, it’s been one of those weeks for me, too. And … Continue reading →